What my parents told me

[Deviot_Aviot]

1. My parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My parents taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My parents taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My parents taught me MORE LOGIC
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My parents taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My parents taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

[Deviot_Aviot]

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My parents taught me about WEATHER .
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12 My parents taught me about HYPOCRISY .
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!”

14. My parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My parents taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My parents taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My parents taught me about RECEIVING .
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

19. My parents taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold”

20. My parents taught me HUMOR .
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

[Deviot_Aviot]

21. My parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My parents taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”

23. My parents taught me about my ROOTS .
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn”

24. My parents taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. My parents taught me about JUSTICE .
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”

26. My parent's taught me about PAIN.
"I'm going to beat you!" <-----added by Taney

27. My parents taught me about SEXISM:
"Your brother can stay out later because he's a boy!"<---Taney

28. My parents taught me about SELF-IMAGE:
"You're such a moron, do you know that?" <----Taney


That's all I got. happy.gif
Feel free to add something your parents taught you.

[HeartlessKairi]

Rofl.
xD
Nice list you got there ;o
Unfortunately my parents didn't teach me nothing ;D

[bobalitos]

omg i remember this from a chain mail =]

[Deviot_Aviot]

Rofl!!! i couldn't believe i actually needs to bump this!!

[Deviot_Aviot]

Bumpidy Bump

[Rina_lolah]

^^ nice but omg my rents r stupid they didnt teach me none of that stuff T-T XD

[opensunflowers]

26. My parents taught me about PAIN:
"I'm going to beat you!"

o_o

[Deviot_Aviot]

Thx!!

*idea added

[opensunflowers]

27. My parents taught me about SEXISM:
"Your brother can stay out later because he's a boy!"

28. My parents taught me about SELF-IMAGE:
"You're such a moron, do you know that?"


o___o

[Deviot_Aviot]

*point added*
why does no one else post here? u.u

[Alma_Adhara2]

my parents told me about REVENGE
you will have my age someday

my parents told me about LOVE
you won't get marry if you act like this

[comp4ssion]

My parents taught me REASONING:
"Because I told you that you can't, that's why!"

My parents taught me PATIENCE:
"Stop talking and get in the car, now!!"

My parents taught me CONFIDENCE:
"Keep slacking in school and you'll be making sandwiches for the rest of your life!"

My parents taught me HUMILITY:
"I'm about to come over there and wipe that smirk off your face!"

My parents taught me COMEDY:
"You won't think it's so funny when it happens to you!"

[yhl1107]

Not sure if the quote has to be 1 line XD
just thought i'd share...

My parents taught me INVINCIBILITY AS GROWN UPS:
Parent: "Go to bed now! Your body will get weaker if you don't get enough sleep."
Me: "Why are you still up?"
Parent: "I'm different!"

[Lord_Rawnblade]

My parents taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My parents taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

mwahahahah o.o'

[dylanangel]

ROFL these are all great. As a parent I have said a few O_O so my parents taught me to be like them *scared*

[paladin_sword]

I got a few:

My parents taught me about MUSIC:
"Shut up before I beat you like a drum!"


My parents taught me about CHANCE FOR REVENGE:
"Fix me some coffee."


My parents taught me about ABANDONMENT:
"Don't come back until you have a job."

[Kaizee]

My parents taught me about SAVING MONEY:
"Stop buying manga & fashion magazines!"

My parents taught me about TAKING CARE OF YOUR HAIR:
"Don't you ever dare to dye your hair ever again or i'll cut them all!"

[Twilight_Wanderer]

My parents taught me how to COUNT:
"You have until the count of five to get out of my face."

My parents taught me about PROTECTION:
"If I see one scratch on your brother, you're gonna get it."

[justin_2006]

My mother taught me about LIFE GOALS
"If u keep doing what you're doing, you're gonna end up like a bum!"

My mother taught me LITERATURE
"Ain't ain't a word!!"

My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"See this? Don't EVER do it.... smoking is bad."

My mother gave me MORALS
"If you're not a good little boy, then Santa won't bring you any presents."


*srry if any of these are closely related to any of the others, i didnt read ALL of them so... ><*

[spark_x]

My father taught me LISTENING
Father"LISTEN! "
Me:"Ok."
Father:"What?"

[danibelle07]

My parents taught me about the FUTURE!
"You won't go anywhere unless those dishes are done!"

My parents taught me about DEPENDABILITY
"I'll get there when I get there!"