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LonetheWolf
09-02-2008, 02:20 PM
Please understand this is just for fun no insults intended, enjoy and feel free to comment on it or discuss bullies, but no flaming, blacklisting, etc please ^^

*Speaks in European accent, documentary style tone*
Hello and welcome to this episode of Fiesta adventures Pt1.
Today we will be observing the classic "Fiesta Bully". The Bully can range in age from lvl 20 all the way through lvl 89 but more often than not are between 20-5 lvls of age. The Fiesta Bullies occupy every sort of Abyss but only claim a small area within these Abyss's about 100 square meters which they will defend and patrol constantly unless DCed.
These creatures are a highly aggressive and territorial. They do nothing to mark their turf, preferring to sue their own presence as a marker and deterrent of others of their kind. This doesn't always work though as new and naive or stronger Bullies will often fighter over the small bit of land with the current occupant for hunting rights of those that enter it, usually these scuffles end in fatal injury, and more often then not, wounded egos. It is rare but there are those that hunt in packs, usually mates or direct family such as siblings will prowl for victims together, though the dominating nature often comes out when arguing over the kills.
Fiesta Bullies will vary in their hunting style, some strike any outsider that enters their territory instantaneously, and will not stop until their prey collapses. If the victim tries to stand they will often be beaten back down until the prey has fled the area. There are though that will wait, lurking in the corners as the Bully's prey draws near, waiting to strike when their guard is down, perhaps within a "shroom" or doing "alchemic work". These sort of Fiesta Bullies are often newer ones that haven't discovered their full aggressive potential yet or wounded ones trying to nurse the injury before their next battle. They will boast over their kills, often dancing or other strange customs that each Bully develops as it grows.
The classic Fiesta Bully is an easy breed to spot, many adorn themselves with cash shop items such as "glasses", "bathing wears", and other "event items". Most Bullies have far too small a brain capacity to realize the benefits of "charms" and "cs pots" which leaves them vulnerable, relying strictly on swift and aggressive actions to survive.
We'll be right back after this commercial break!

[insert witty Outspark commercial here!]

Thank you for joining us again after that short commercial break. WE now return to "Fiesta Bullies" PT2
The classic Fiesta Bully is an easy breed to spot, many adorn themselves with cash shop items such as "glasses", "bathing wears", and other "event items". Most Bullies have far too small a brain capacity to realize the benefits of "charms" and "cs pots" which leaves them vulnerable, relying strictly on swift and aggressive actions to survive.
Recent research has shown that the Bullies have a low tolerance for failure and often explode into bouts of verbal attacks when they are struck down by a victim they'd attacked. Killing a Fiesta Bully multiple times almost always results in them swearing "outside the censor" and making threats of "guild wars". They will try to hide behind higher lvls to defend their egos. TO defeat a Bully on its high lvl "main" is the ultimate of defeats for this species and they will often retreat into hiding, not logging in for several hours or even days. Some try to make up excuses to recover their pride but their just hallow words to hide pain, the Bully cannot tolerate becoming the victim of their victim under any circumstances.
The Fiesta Bully will do everything possible to remain in their hunting grounds, only gaining exp from the occasional trained-to-the-gate monsters and otherwise surviving off of other players. It was once rumored they'd remain in Abyss's long after having lvled out of the range of that area to more efficiently kill their victims but recent conservation work has helped to push them out and into their proper habitats. Statistics show the Bully population is in constant flux due to bannings and non-main character bully creations. 70% of the Fiesta Bully population stops growing or is banned before reaching the 60 Abyss. Its speculated only 5% of the aggressive breed make it into the 70s and 80s to claim territory's in those Abyss's.
We hope you enjoyed this documenter on the classic Fiesta Bully. Join us for our next adventure, "The origin of the Slimes, and their connection to the slime fountains." Goodnight all!
(If you don't get this post please watch some animal documentaries! So tell me what you think ^^ Sorry for the bright texts its been removed)

zues8844
09-02-2008, 02:22 PM
Um.................it happens. Did you get spawned killed over and over and this is your way of taking it out on them? Idk...........this kind of revenge seems a little weird to me......

LonetheWolf
09-02-2008, 02:24 PM
Um.................it happens. Did you get spawned killed over and over and this is your way of taking it out on them? Idk...........this kind of revenge seems a little weird to me......

...did you read the first two lines? I said its just for fun, maybe I should have posted this in world discussions instead... its meant as a joke pure and simple since so many people whine about Abyss bullies, its NOT any form of vent.

zues8844
09-02-2008, 02:25 PM
I just skim right over the tiny text :D

LonetheWolf
09-02-2008, 02:27 PM
I just skim right over the tiny text :D

guess I'll have to de-tiny-ify it then so people see its just a a thread for play

ImNoir
09-02-2008, 02:28 PM
I think the point is humor ^^ I liked it love!

As way of background we've been leveling noob accounts on both Teva and Epith and have been having a blast with the trolls that guard the gates in the low lvl abysses.

zues8844
09-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Add the part you made it for fun!

Sorry, my mind is just wired to do that :P

Otherwise, it's sorta on the funny side

LonetheWolf
09-02-2008, 02:30 PM
I think the point is humor ^^ I liked it love!

As way of background we've been leveling noob accounts on both Teva and Epith and have been having a blast with the trolls that guard the gates in the low lvl abysses.

Hehe thank you darling ^^ Yes indeed quite a bit of fun >:3


Add the part you made it for fun!

Sorry, my mind is just wired to do that :P

Otherwise, it's sorta on the funny side
glad its not to warped for your sense of humor, hopefully others will get a good kick out of it too ^^

princessalid
09-02-2008, 02:32 PM
this is um...interesting? lol

Mekoides
09-02-2008, 02:58 PM
I think I speak for all people on this board when I say: Please stop using that blindingly bright blue text. It clashes horribly with the off-white of the background.

*edit*

Repost in non-head-exploding colors.

Please understand this is just for fun no insults intended, enjoy and feel free to comment on it or discuss bullies, but no flaming, blacklisting, etc please ^^

*Speaks in European accent, documentary style tone*
Hello and welcome to this episode of Fiesta adventures Pt1.
Today we will be observing the classic "Fiesta Bully". The Bully can range in age from lvl 20 all the way through lvl 89 but more often than not are between 20-5 lvls of age. The Fiesta Bullies occupy every sort of Abyss but only claim a small area within these Abyss's about 100 square meters which they will defend and patrol constantly unless DCed.
These creatures are a highly aggressive and territorial. They do nothing to mark their turf, preferring to sue their own presence as a marker and deterrent of others of their kind. This doesn't always work though as new and naive or stronger Bullies will often fighter over the small bit of land with the current occupant for hunting rights of those that enter it, usually these scuffles end in fatal injury, and more often then not, wounded egos. It is rare but there are those that hunt in packs, usually mates or direct family such as siblings will prowl for victims together, though the dominating nature often comes out when arguing over the kills.
Fiesta Bullies will vary in their hunting style, some strike any outsider that enters their territory instantaneously, and will not stop until their prey collapses. If the victim tries to stand they will often be beaten back down until the prey has fled the area. There are though that will wait, lurking in the corners as the Bully's prey draws near, waiting to strike when their guard is down, perhaps within a "shroom" or doing "alchemic work". These sort of Fiesta Bullies are often newer ones that haven't discovered their full aggressive potential yet or wounded ones trying to nurse the injury before their next battle. They will boast over their kills, often dancing or other strange customs that each Bully develops as it grows.
The classic Fiesta Bully is an easy breed to spot, many adorn themselves with cash shop items such as "glasses", "bathing wears", and other "event items". Most Bullies have far too small a brain capacity to realize the benefits of "charms" and "cs pots" which leaves them vulnerable, relying strictly on swift and aggressive actions to survive.
We'll be right back after this commercial break!

[insert witty Outspark commercial here!]

Thank you for joining us again after that short commercial break. WE now return to "Fiesta Bullies" PT2
The classic Fiesta Bully is an easy breed to spot, many adorn themselves with cash shop items such as "glasses", "bathing wears", and other "event items". Most Bullies have far too small a brain capacity to realize the benefits of "charms" and "cs pots" which leaves them vulnerable, relying strictly on swift and aggressive actions to survive.
Recent research has shown that the Bullies have a low tolerance for failure and often explode into bouts of verbal attacks when they are struck down by a victim they'd attacked. Killing a Fiesta Bully multiple times almost always results in them swearing "outside the censor" and making threats of "guild wars". They will try to hide behind higher lvls to defend their egos. TO defeat a Bully on its high lvl "main" is the ultimate of defeats for this species and they will often retreat into hiding, not logging in for several hours or even days. Some try to make up excuses to recover their pride but their just hallow words to hide pain, the Bully cannot tolerate becoming the victim of their victim under any circumstances.
The Fiesta Bully will do everything possible to remain in their hunting grounds, only gaining exp from the occasional trained-to-the-gate monsters and otherwise surviving off of other players. It was once rumored they'd remain in Abyss's long after having lvled out of the range of that area to more efficiently kill their victims but recent conservation work has helped to push them out and into their proper habitats. Statistics show the Bully population is in constant flux due to bannings and non-main character bully creations. 70% of the Fiesta Bully population stops growing or is banned before reaching the 60 Abyss. Its speculated only 5% of the aggressive breed make it into the 70s and 80s to claim territory's in those Abyss's.
We hope you enjoyed this documenter on the classic Fiesta Bully. Join us for our next adventure, "The origin of the Slimes, and their connection to the slime fountains." Goodnight all!
(If you don't get this post please watch some animal documentaries! So tell me what you think ^^)

zues8844
09-02-2008, 03:04 PM
Kill us Americans :P

DangerousSharida
09-02-2008, 03:08 PM
sorry i had to vote that i didnt read it simply cause the color of the text is horrid to read

so the jokes and humor went right past me

Deedolith
09-02-2008, 03:42 PM
Bullies, also known as Trolls :D

OmniXeon
09-02-2008, 05:11 PM
Hooray for satires o.o it made me chuckle at some parts. It was a good read and it made me think u spend too much time watching animal documentaries and pvping lol.

JohnNitro
09-02-2008, 05:26 PM
sweetness, I would like to see more and more

Cha0sTribe
09-02-2008, 05:53 PM
I feel like I was watching National Geography about Lions and Hyenas o.0"

blanketpenetrate
09-02-2008, 06:46 PM
Bright blue text on a white backgroud..... hard to read and hurts to look at.

Famineakatux
09-02-2008, 11:04 PM
wow i think i lost consciousness shortly after o.o
im not sure amnesia prevents me from recalling any of that material hold on
ima try that before goin to bed later XD
um really tho .__. please change the color of the text to make it
readable and i might x.x
that weird space behind my eyes hurt now

King_Obito
09-02-2008, 11:36 PM
Lol my lazy friends, you can simply highlight while your reading rather than complain! d^_^b.
Anyways, I found it cute and funny.

doomed_angel
09-02-2008, 11:49 PM
lol....was fun to read haha

KateeHellen
09-03-2008, 01:18 AM
Great text and really amusing :D.
+Rep for you for this.

LonetheWolf
09-03-2008, 08:35 AM
Hooray for satires o.o it made me chuckle at some parts. It was a good read and it made me think u spend too much time watching animal documentaries and pvping lol.
Hmm dunno that I can say I've watched TOO many >.>' as for the pvp, I've had several experiences but wrote this mostly from what I gathered READING other's complaints and explanations about their abyss encounters.

I feel like I was watching National Geography about Lions and Hyenas o.0"That's EXACTLY what I was going for actually ^.^

Lol my lazy friends, you can simply highlight while your reading rather than complain! d^_^b.
Anyways, I found it cute and funny.
lol Thank you!

Great text and really amusing :D.
+Rep for you for this.

O_O sweet


@EVERYONE WHO'S EYES I RUINED~Sorry I have my screen on a lack of brightness setting XP I will use darker blues like this (be happy I didn't use lime it burns more :3)

Thank you for all the comments and the generous +rep! I shall make more of these documentaries in the near future ^^

alcatraz2k0
09-03-2008, 09:33 AM
I thought it was funny. Next time try it in an Australian accent. xD

LonetheWolf
09-03-2008, 09:46 AM
I thought it was funny. Next time try it in an Australian accent. xD

*cough ... clear throat* GOOD'DAY MATE!... Cricky! (sorry shouldn't use steve erwin quote that's the only bit of Aussie imitation I can do though >.>)

alcatraz2k0
09-03-2008, 12:02 PM
*cough ... clear throat* GOOD'DAY MATE!... Cricky! (sorry shouldn't use steve erwin quote that's the only bit of Aussie imitation I can do though >.>)

Lol! Keep practising. :P

SeventhMagpie
09-03-2008, 02:17 PM
Haha I was just imagining the reporter voice all through this xD
Good job!

steelwind18
09-03-2008, 02:18 PM
i like this XD was really funny. made me laugh. nice work

LonetheWolf
09-03-2008, 04:44 PM
i like this XD was really funny. made me laugh. nice work

thank you


Haha I was just imagining the reporter voice all through this xD
Good job!


Thanks ^^

rubedo2173
09-03-2008, 09:23 PM
I thought that was hilarious plain and simple. You should do a follow-up with observing and capturing the fiesta bully in his natural habitat with a croc hunter theme :) that would be awesome.

LonetheWolf
09-03-2008, 09:44 PM
I thought that was hilarious plain and simple. You should do a follow-up with observing and capturing the fiesta bully in his natural habitat with a croc hunter theme :) that would be awesome.
Thank you, it'd be interesting but probably very dangerous for the narrator/camera man lol and I'd bet shot by the steve ewin fans though >.>'