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Naomi89
09-27-2008, 05:50 AM
It's not long, so if you read it please leave me a comment so I'll know what you think. It's meant to be a humorous short story ^^
All names, and part of the events are fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental :)
Enjoy!


The Stressful Class

There I was standing in the middle of a huge room which had another four rooms connected to it. It was dark and frankly it made my blood run cold. I was surrounded by around fifteen people, all there for the same reason; to kill the Great Spider. Suddenly everyone started running towards one of the rooms and I quickly followed not wanting to fall behind. Four other people asked me if I would like to join up with them so the five of us could help each other through this time of peril in hopes to make it out of there safe and alive. So Warrior, Enchanter, Archer, Hawk and I prepared for battle. That’s when I saw it; tons of monsters, more than the eye could see began rushing towards us. I froze…

Hawk was caught off guard and hit… our party of five had already lost one of its party members so soon in the battle. Venom, blades, magical powers, everyone threw all they could at the monsters in hope to fend them off. I healed ferociously trying hard to keep everyone alive, and it was becoming increasingly impossible to do so. I healed Enchanter then Archer and then Enchanter again hectically trying to keep up. Suddenly Warrior’s life dropped to an unstable amount; he was about to die but I quickly cast my heal as soon as it became available to me, and I was successful. I felt happy and proud of myself for having managed to keep everyone alive, even though keeping up with everyone was proving to be hard.

“Do your job Paladin! I almost died!”

I was taken aback by Warrior’s comment. But I said nothing and persevered. All was going well until suddenly giant men with pickaxes came running towards us. They were about to hit Warrior, so I healed him, but I must have caught their attention as these two large men came running towards me. What was I supposed to do now?! I kept on healing my party, whose life was dropping rapidly, as fast as my little heal could go. My Sp stones were dropping fast. Heal, Invincible, Rejuvenate, Restore… It was too much to handle alone. The large men had now made it towards me and began to hit me without mercy. Hp stone, Potion, Hp stone, Potion… I couldn’t stop healing my party, so as I kept taking hits from these two my Hp stones and Potions were going down even faster than my Sp stones now.
My party’s life kept dropping fast and the fact they all were relying on me for heals without even trying to aid themselves was making it a hard job for me. But it was ok; I kept on using my sp stones, my hp stones, and my potions. As long as I didn’t make my party waste any Hp stones (disregarding the amount I was now using for myself) everything was fine. I felt proud.

“Paladin you’re heals are slacking! I’m going to have to use stones if you keep on doing such a terrible job!”

I became flustered by Warrior’s comment. But kept on healing and healing and healing… Then, their lives all dropped at the same time! I tried to heal as fast as I could but abruptly I felt a sharp pain and fell to the floor. Nooooo! I was so focused on their lives I forgot my own and there I was lying on the ground dead. Warrior was too focused to notice I died and not cutting me any slack before did not do so now. He did not use any Hp stones to aid himself, and found himself in the same position I was in: dead.

“NOOB Paladin! Don’t you do your job?”

I took a deep breath and peacefully closed my eyes ignoring the annoying buzzing of the dead person next to me.

Phantomduck
09-27-2008, 07:37 AM
Hahahaha! Even though I haven't done Spider KQ, this has happened to me lots...silly fighters...always grabbing more aggro when you're under attack...

Plushii
09-27-2008, 08:05 AM
Yeah ^_^ life of a cleric lol, they get blamed a lot for party dead's, even though they try their best.
Nicely written ^_^ (rep)

Naomi89
09-27-2008, 08:31 AM
Thank you :)

elifina
09-27-2008, 11:21 AM
lol so true, trying to heal everyone in the party INCLUDING those in the surrounded area thats NOT in the party T_T; we deserve medals MEDALS YA HERE! *shakes fist

~Eli

~p.s i love my Cleric job <3 wouldnt change it for the world....

n3misis
09-27-2008, 12:21 PM
Lol that was great story =)

Celtic_Princess
09-27-2008, 12:28 PM
+rep. Spider is hectic enough without people like 'Warrior'. But I see it happen a lot...

kalone
09-27-2008, 12:34 PM
I'm so PO.

do your job cleric stupid noob can't heal to save your life dim witted monkey cheese donkey ******.

Nyoro
09-27-2008, 01:42 PM
I'm so PO.

do your job cleric stupid noob can't heal to save your life dim witted monkey cheese donkey ******.

Lol.... kalone always seem to make me laugh

anyway... yeah... some people are real stingy with stones and think that a cleric can handle it all. When you health as a tank drops... you should be automatically stoning or potting or else the squishies die in an instant followed by the cleric. I used to be real stingy.... but meh.... spider kq and kkp both give more than enough money in 1 win to cover your stones 5 times over.

zues8844
09-27-2008, 01:48 PM
Good story, though you should PM a CL to move this to a more appropriate section. I know, kill the messenger.

Naomi89
09-27-2008, 02:04 PM
I thought since it was a fictional story I wrote it would be appropriate in the Fan Art section, because after all writing is a form of art like drawing ^^

Thanks for the comments guys :D

reminisce914
09-27-2008, 11:28 PM
roffle ... really funny story...
I am a fighter, but Ive played a cleric before
and I know how stressful it is...
Just don't take them personally.
And If they continue to flame ya and stuff,
let them die. ^^

+rep

Naomi89
09-28-2008, 03:48 AM
I'm glad you found it funny :) I normally write sad stories or poems because I feel they express more emotion. And, for me, I find a sad story easier to write. But it's fun to do a humorous one every now and again hehe :)

KateeHellen
09-28-2008, 04:14 AM
Sigh... this is both sad and funny story.
Sad because show how certain class tend to treat clerics.
I understand that Archers and Mages my complain <squishe people :)> but for a Knight sake fighters do not have so huge ammount of HP/SP stones just for show.
Alright... i stop here before i start rant about how fighters should not do what they do when they do:D.
And +Rep for Naomi :)

Shadowic2
11-12-2008, 11:38 AM
Moved to the FanFiction section.

autarchaurzel
11-12-2008, 01:03 PM
hahah, so true, great story

emma_
11-14-2008, 06:29 AM
I'd just like to say, that...THIS WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! :3
The hardworking cleric who has to keep an eye on the people in the party, their own hp, and the hp of others surrounding while the fighter (and my favourite class is a fighter so nobody take offence :p) fights monsters 1 by 1 spamming attack skills while still having the time to flame the clerics :P

Blackremnant
11-14-2008, 06:41 AM
wow, that fighter sounded like a noob. lol
"do your job, I almost died" <-- its a KQ. don't go in expecting to NOT die, and even if you do, spider KQ gives you 5 lives. not like your going to miss losing 1/5.

"do your job, I almost had to use stones" <-- thats just sad. so he's taking on monsters, and soely relying on ONE cleric to heal him even though there are 4 other members to deal with?

I think this was a great story, and it taught us all a lesson- "USE STONES! THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON"
(no offense intended, that last comment was aimed at fighters)

Naomi89
11-14-2008, 06:52 AM
Thanks for liking the story guys I appreciate it :)

Actually spider gives you 8 lives o.O Notice when you die up to 3 times that you still have 5 lives left if i recall. Is it a mistake that we have so much? cause all the other Kq's only give us 2.
PS. if the 8 lives is a mistake please don't fix it, actually make mistakes in all the other kq's too please :D lol. We like 8 lives hehe :)

popstickman
11-14-2008, 07:53 AM
Good job cleric...

Boooooooooo fighter....

I dun really fail to heal my parteh... cos im totally end....

It wont be stressful for end type cleric...

But i do remember once, i was the only cleric in spider kq...... i could only heal my parteh... but others gotta heal themself... i offered help if anyone needs rev or heals..
(random clicks on person to check buffs or hp)

so yeah its stressful on that part...

Nice story!! >.>"

mystishadow
11-14-2008, 07:54 AM
XD, Great story and so true ,U should have left them to die XD jk,jk

huntess
12-10-2008, 07:05 PM
My noob cleric is lvl 30 and people still think she can buff them and then yells at her for not giving them the hp/sp buff. >_< If it was me I'd let him die, rev him and tell him to start using his stones. If he dies again, I'd make him use a heart. >=D cuz I'm evil like that.

My main is a fighter and I will NOT hesitate to use my HP stones. I carry tons of them and my only annoyance is using SP stones since my skills consume so much SP. I carry tons of potions just in case cuz clerics never really healed me in KQs from slime up...even when I tank....with an axe. So I learned to rely on myself unless I'm partied with my buff sla.......I mean hubby whom I love more than anything! ._.

Naomi89
12-11-2008, 03:01 AM
I think when people have a cleric as a main they understand how hard it can be at times. So with my alt, whose an archer,(and her stones finish in a blink of an eye) I'm always using my stones and pots. I don't really mind. Except that they finish so fast lol. Archers need more stones :P

Lol I like how you explained your evilness hehe

beastphantomz
12-11-2008, 03:37 AM
Hail to all cleric in fiesta world..Without u guys we r nothing!!

Naomi89
12-11-2008, 04:00 AM
Hail to all cleric in fiesta world..Without u guys we r nothing!!

Yup Yup I agree ^^ hehe
*waves* Hi Dark :D Oo, I just wrote 2 poems yesterday I will try and get them on the forums soon hehe ^^

dark94
12-11-2008, 04:33 AM
All I can say is that there are now plvled pala that don't know their job and that giving a bad rep to all pala for some short-minded players.

Now, I have also a pala and I know what he can do and what he can't.

So, I would sometimes use an HP stone or a pot even with a pala in my party.

Cheers Naomi89.

* sorry i don't read all the thread *

beastphantomz
12-11-2008, 11:22 AM
Yup Yup I agree ^^ hehe
*waves* Hi Dark :D Oo, I just wrote 2 poems yesterday I will try and get them on the forums soon hehe ^^

Ah darn...holy!! Can hardly wait, lol!! As ur loyal art fan, i will support on everything u do ^^.

FNTM....Naomi89 FTW!!

mandylynns
04-18-2009, 06:47 PM
lol i know how this goes having a level 86 Paladin mself and yes i have one of ech class fighter 53 archer 20 and mage 28 i always use stoone s but have been in parties such as this i aint sur eits fiction lol as i have had this happen especially when they let everything spawn without keeping the attcks on GS whne he spawns and all th e ultra s and minis are running arounsd with Gs an d your trying to heal

Architect
05-03-2009, 11:44 AM
Good story, though you should PM a CL to move this to a more appropriate section. I know, kill the messenger.

You wouldn't need to move your story from it's place in SparkOnline Fanworks. Such talent can be housed in open view and proper display! Click my siggy if you're interested. :3

universalmaster001
05-03-2009, 03:13 PM
AHHHHHHHH NECROPOSTER !!!!!!!!!!!
necro posting a term used when someone post in a dead thread

Naomi89
05-03-2009, 03:17 PM
AHHHHHHHH NECROPOSTER !!!!!!!!!!!
necro posting a term used when someone post in a dead thread

I'm not sure if this counts in this case, since it's a story. I think necro counts more when it has to do with a question someone asked and it had already been answered so there is no need to post on the thread anymore and such aspects. But I could be wrong, that was just the impression i was under.

Btw thank you for the nice comments guys :) I thought this story had been long forgotten hehe ^^ I'm checking out your siggy link btw architect.

zues8844
05-03-2009, 03:37 PM
Honeyings stealing naomi's cookies? Priceless xD

Naomi89
05-03-2009, 03:48 PM
Honeyings stealing naomi's cookies? Priceless xD

shhh don't remind me. when I get my hand on that honeying I'm going to bite it's ears off! :P

tone.
05-04-2009, 08:25 PM
I figured the life of a paladin would be frustrating... The story seems to revolve around you more than the rest of the class, I'd suggest a different title. I would have liked to see more quotes and gestures but thats just me ^^ Towards the end, your emotions really stood out and drew me into the story(I like to be drawn in by the intro though), I felt like flying into the scene and giving you some tier 10 HP&SP pots :P I am looking forward to read your others.

BTW cute sig.. i made mine in minute lol and i know its huge; its to catch ppls attention and hopefully not annoy heh.