Who would win: Chuck Norris or a GM?

[sirviney]

What do you guys think? Say that Chuck Norris and an outspark GM, any outspark GM had a duel, who do you think would win?

Why?


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/323px-The_Ultimate_Card.jpg

[Tamlinari]

Chuck Norris is 69 years old.

But it is still most likely going to be Chuck Norris would kill the GM. LOL

Why?

Because Outspark GM are Geeks and not former world champion martial artists.

[RanmaruX]

Chuck Norris would win.

Just because...

[Sharlyne]

psh dono why you need to ask Chuck Noriis for sure!!

[Plushii]

lol that's so random XD
I say a GM, just because they're cool like that lol

[Adrichiang]

Is this irl or in game?

Irl Chuck Norris, unless a Game Master does the only natural thing when faced with an opponent that is stronger and quicker than you, you cheat and shoot him from behind while he's not looking!

In game Chuck Norris would be a newbie pc so off course a Game Master would pwn him ^^. Heck a Game Master can pwn even capped players lol.

[booyah8876]

I'm going to say Chuck Norris based on the fact he's probably reading this all right now, and I don't feel like saying GM would win, then a knock on my door, and a roundhouse kick in the face.

=/

[sirviney]

http://www.megaleecher.net/uploads/google_chuck_norris.jpg



http://casario.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/chucknorris.jpg

[Sockrawteez]

CHUCK hed so beat outspark..outspark is to fail to even touch him =o

[TheCentrix]

Chuck Norris... duh... because... he's Chuck Norris !!

Chuck Norris is like.... the god of all gamers?

[DF001]

I say Chuck Norris. No good GMs left.

[phenom_fiesta]

There's heap's of good Gm's left...

But.. Chuck Norris would kick butt because he a legend :p

[kimikawaii]

Chuck Norris. He would win before an Outspark GM even thought about fighting him.

[KireiYosei]

Obviously Chuck.

The GMs are pixels. Chuck Norris can just round house a computer and its all over.

[GM_Pilkysico]

Actually I resent that.

Two of us are actually Martial Arts champions back in the sparring days.

None of us are Geeks. Well maybe a few of them are....

[KireiYosei]

Well then as far as the pixels go... the GMs would lose. But I'd like to see a GM put up a fight ^^

[kalone]

Ahaha, Silky having hope against Chuck Norris, that's funny.

[Andy-XY]

lol read the top left part of the card
"evolves from Jesus"

[Gaaraxxx]

Lol. Hilarious!
Sorry GM's, Chuck Norris still has one on you :(!
And remember boys and girls, dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're just hiding... from Chuck Norris.

[sirviney]

God I wish I made this a public poll...

I wonder what Silky voted, if he voted.

[takisxlove]

My gawd xDDDDD that Google one killed me~~~

And I think Chuck Norris would win =D

Fave Chuck Norris Joke:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.

[GM_Pilkysico]

I told you that we would win.

:)

[kalone]

No! You've done it now... Chuck is gonna see this...

[GM_Pilkysico]

Boo-hoo.

I'm sure Walker Texas Ranger will be showing late night re-runs in your area soon.

[kalone]

He has his own channel here. -_-

[sirviney]

Outspark was full of win...

Now it's going to be full of...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/533859091_0d8d962040.jpg

[Cha0sTribe]

Sorry guys, but Chuck Norris has taken control of Outspark building with his Delta Force =p.

[Sharlyne]

Outspark was full of win...

Now it's going to be full of...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1061/533859091_0d8d962040.jpg

loooooooooooooooool :p

[sh4d0wkid]

I'm going to say Chuck Norris based on the fact he's probably reading this all right now, and I don't feel like saying GM would win, then a knock on my door, and a roundhouse kick in the face.

=/

LMFAO! ROFL I cracked up when I read tht XD

[kimikawaii]

I see H4x0rz on the GM vote.

[Hazol]

Hey i already said that. You suck poop D:

[sirviney]

Silky ruined the validity of this thread.

[Adrichiang]

Silky ruined the validity of this thread.

Hmm... you can get creative and just disqualify 99,999 vote an admin added. Since the current tally is 100,002 it appears that at least 3 people voted for GM > Chuck Norris. If Outspark sponsors an event that Chuck Norris champions, there is a possibility you may have an exhibition match between Chuck and random GM who drew the short end of the stick >.>.

[RanmaruX]

I see H4x0rz on the GM vote.

I agree...

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq117/RanmaruX/***hax.jpg

[DF001]

So Silky haxxed.

[sirviney]

Sweet cheesus, I didn't know we had over 1 hunderd thousand people on the forums.

[DF001]

Sweet cheesus, I didn't know we had over 1 hunderd thousand people on the forums.

Wonder how many rep you would have if they all +repped you.

[RanmaruX]

Wonder how many rep you would have if they all +repped you.

That depends on their rep and postcount, heh. :p

Might all give 0 rep, haha.. :D

[booyah8876]

I see H4x0rz on the GM vote.

LOL @ 100000 votes. XD

[sirviney]

:Cough:

Well all we need is another like 100,000 voters for chuck norris.

[Klothos]

A Full END Cleric with +9 Greens and SC items would outlast Chuck Norris and give a GM a run for their money........

[sirviney]

Roundhouse kick = 1 hit KO.

[illusiondiffusion]

Not to mention GM h4x abilities to do 999,999 dmg @.@

[sirviney]

Chuck Norris Glare does 1,000,000 Damage

[illusiondiffusion]

GMs can rev themselves @.@

[ToshCrimson]

Chuck Norris Glare does 1,000,000 Damage

your card says his glare does 80 damage ;)

[sirviney]

GMs can rev themselves @.@

Chuck Norris never dies.

[illusiondiffusion]

Then we can just blow him up and then bury each of his body parts all across the world.

[sirviney]

Then Delta Squad would roll out.

[illusiondiffusion]

Delta squad? What's that

[Nerezza]

Chuck Norris would >0< who voted for Outspark? Ö_Ö
cause Chuck Norris is uber~

[booyah8876]

Delta squad? What's that

If you have to ask, Chuck Norris doesn't want you to know.

[illusiondiffusion]

I'll just ask a Gm, any Gm's out there know what the Delta Squad is? @.@

[booyah8876]

I'll just ask a Gm, any Gm's out there know what the Delta Squad is? @.@

You might wanna stop asking, before Chuck Norris sees this...

[jediant1]

*votes chuck norris unless silky trys to sex him up then he votes gm then gets confused and bakes cookies*

[booyah8876]

*votes chuck norris unless silky trus to sex him up then he votes gm then gets confused and bakes cookies*

Nothing against it, but you realize Silky is another one of those players who is a guy behind the screen, but a sexy woman in pixels?

ok. :)

I'm still going with Chuck Norris...

You just wait until he gets his über powers to come haxx0r this poll...

[phenom_fiesta]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/7623/silkidcd0.png

o.0

The work of silky? :p

[Saruin]

GMs would win.
I hate Chuck Norris, he probably killed Bruce Lee with that gun.
If Bruce Lee was still alive, they'd be making Bruce Lee jokes.

[sirviney]

Yeah right :rolleyes:

[kimikawaii]

Chuck Norris is hardcore...because he's an asian dude in an american guy's body. And Bruce Lee..is a robot.

[ahtai]

I like Chuck Norris period.

But than Bruce Lee will win, he is philosophy master. That man got brains. If he still live, he may even able to beat GM inside the game because of his super reflex.

[skatopia]

Bruce lee would own ingame with his super speedy hands and his skills XD

[Hemmes]

c'mon people, lets try to make Chuck Norris win! Only 99970 more votes.

[Saruin]

^ looooooooooooooooooool.

[FennecFox]

I love our GMs, but my money's on Norris. :3

[okuuki]

Well.. there is GM_Chuck_Noobis o_0

[UzumakiW]

D=! The GMs actually beat Chuck Norris in something! The ability to give themselves more votes than Chuck Norris!

Anyway, you GMs are all awsome, but I'd have to go with Chuck Norris also XP.

[Chaola]

Chuck Norris.

Because loosing is not in his vocabulary.

[sirviney]

http://www.roboppy.net/food/images/tgwae-bunny.jpg
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/amdscooter/abducted_bunny.jpg

[Hemmes]

Knowing Chuck Norris.....hes probably a GM here too.

[sirviney]

LOL so true, so true.

[JohnNitro]

One he is Chuck Norris

two well we don't need a two......

Chuck Norris didn't choose to be bad to the bone, bad to the bone chose to be Chuck Norris

[sirviney]

I dunno about you guys but I still say Chuck Norris wins this one.



"Way to be a necro-poster, huh Viney?"

[DF001]

Took some time Viney, but I did it, I got 100000 to vote for Chuck.

[NLWarrior]

i voted GMs because I don't liek Chuck. He is good, but the way you guys idolize him make it annoying to hear his name.

[mynameisbobnotk]

look at the poll...its 50% Chuck 50% GM

[sirviney]

Took some time Viney, but I did it, I got 100000 to vote for Chuck.

ROFL How in the hell did you manage that?

[JohnNitro]

wow chuck is up by 2..... but awesome 100,000 plus votes that is crazy...

[Blaze_23]

wow tie..... not anymore

[darkwolf18]

tied again haha ^^

[Shadowfiend]

Outspark GM's ? pfft

Every night when boogyman goes to bed he checks HIS closet for Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris never blinks.

Chuck Norris doesnt THINK he KNOWS.

They tried to make Chuck Norris dipers but it wouldnt take *poop* from anybody.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck Norris has more money then you.

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is allways in control.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Final one ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
UBER PWN!!!

[Shadowfiend]

Here come some more >:D

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, He stares them down until he gets information he wants.

I feel sorry bout this one cause im russian .. still
Remember Soviet Union ? They decided to quit after watching DeltaForce on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[DF001]

ROFL How in the hell did you manage that?

well, Flo arrested many spammers that day and..

[ahtai]

lol good work :D

[Erevan]

The GMs will try to gang on him, full of buffs and SC...but Chuck Norris will win anyways. He is Chuck Norris! I do not know why ppl does not make him president.

[bub777]

Well, for the record, "Chuck Norris" and "OutSpark GM" are tied...again!

This has got to be arguably one of the biggest polls that ppl are willing to cast their vote on in OutSpark Forums history.

We should just wait and see if he becomes an OutSpark "LEAD Game Master". Imagine...

[UzumakiW]

I do not know why ppl does not make him president.

That's what I'm saying! D:

[iAmBao]

what a preposterous question.
of course the man himself, the alpha, the omega, the architect, mister chuck norris would win.

[Chobitsfan07]

in real life Chuck Norris wins.
however all the gm's have to do is turn on god mode to beat him in game, however the time for it to do so would be a long time.

[sirviney]

..Chuck Norris doesn't need to turn on God mode. He is god.

[dogdogs]

Chuck Norris would win.

Just because...

Wow you won from Aoi_NoKaze they hard.

[qwerty2135216]

Chuck Norris Facts from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html
# When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

# Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

# Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

# There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

# When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

... who voted for gms????!

[i_served]

chuch norris SUCKS!!

[big_blade]

HOW DARE U SAY THAT ABOUT CHUCK!!!

Chuck Norris could pwn ANYONE, GM or not. You saw that Pokeman card, he evolves from Jesus!!!

[sirviney]

chuch norris SUCKS!!

Damn... It's too bad that you said that...

I would have liked to discuss that with you. No matter, Chuck will be knocking on your door shortly. I'm sorry it had to end like this.

[rinsaki]

HOW DARE U SAY THAT ABOUT CHUCK!!!

Chuck Norris could pwn ANYONE, GM or not. You saw that Pokeman card, he evolves from Jesus!!!

I think a GM could own him :3

[whatever1234567]

Well if dakkon was still around it would be close but now all of the GMs would have to work together and they still wouldn't beat him

[Shadowfiend]

Even if Dakkon or Kaalan helped they would still miserably lose :P

[DF001]

Chuck Norris owns everyone.

[mynameisbobnotk]

chuch norris SUCKS!!

i pray that Jesus will soon evolve into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick your *** into the next century

[Lythari]

Chuck Norris doesn't fight. He wins.

[mynameisbobnotk]

just to point it out...Chuck is in the lead by .01%

[erick-]

What do you guys think? Say that Chuck Norris and an outspark GM, any outspark GM had a duel, who do you think would win?

Why?


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/323px-The_Ultimate_Card.jpg

Who is this "Chuck Norris" you speak of, Padawan? I have no such thing in my dictionary! What, in particular, makes this person so worthy of note? By the way, insulting Jesus is blasphemy and a direct violation of the Ten Commandments!!!

[ilovepink]

Rofl XD

Chuck Norris ...Duh x-x

[erick-]

Rofl XD

Chuck Norris ...Duh x-x

Your comment infuriates me! By the way, just how does that answer my question?!

[ilovepink]

Idk psh xd

[whatever1234567]

Who is this "Chuck Norris" you speak of, Padawan? I have no such thing in my dictionary! What, in particular, makes this person so worthy of note? By the way, insulting Jesus is blasphemy and a direct violation of the Ten Commandments!!!

lol if your strict about the bible everything is a sin. I say never kill anyone or steal or cheat on my future wife and i;ll be safe.

[Shirahakon]

Final one ... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!



Oh yea... Well Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half of a stone...
Whats that you say? There's no such thing as half of a stone?

Thats what the four birds said.:D

[erick-]

Idk psh xd
Earthling, speak in sentences, or else I will call in the invasion fleet!

lol if your strict about the bible everything is a sin. I say never kill anyone or steal or cheat on my future wife and i;ll be safe.

While it is true that nobody can be perfect, You can be much closer to it if you will only try to be "perfect" in the eyes of the Lord...

Oh yea... Well Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half of a stone...
Whats that you say? There's no such thing as half of a stone?

Thats what the four birds said.:D

I suppose, if he had obtained an industrial-size wood-chipper (with all the safety features REMOVED), that could be possible, if Chuck Norris was stupid enough to approach one of those things, toss a stone at it, and hope that the birds nearby are killed and not him. But, in all that carnage, bits of stone would fly in nearly every direction at an unimaginably hazardous velocity. Some of those bits of stone would inevitably hit something vital and kill him instantly! No one can survive getting hit at the heart by many likely dagger-sharp chunks of stone! Face it! He is just an ordinary human with little more than a talent for acting, and an old human, at that!

...so, the next time you attempt to prove me wrong, do try to provide me with more of a challenge!

[silentstranger]

Jeez, what a way to put down the thread erick....

[UzumakiW]

I suppose, if he had obtained an industrial-size wood-chipper (with all the safety features REMOVED), that could be possible, if Chuck Norris was stupid enough to approach one of those things, toss a stone at it, and hope that the birds nearby are killed and not him. But, in all that carnage, bits of stone would fly in nearly every direction at an unimaginably hazardous velocity. Some of those bits of stone would inevitably hit something vital and kill him instantly! No one can survive getting hit at the heart by many likely dagger-sharp chunks of stone! Face it! He is just an ordinary human with little more than a talent for acting, and an old human, at that!

...so, the next time you attempt to prove me wrong, do try to provide me with more of a challenge!

Trying to kill the fun, huh?

[erick-]

Jeez, what a way to put down the thread erick....

I was not, in ANY way, putting down the thread! I was merely stopping it from going too far with this! This is supposed to be a comparison between a GM and Chuck Norris, not a "Chuck Norris is god" festival! Besides, I was growing weary of hearing "Chuck Norris this!", and "Chuck Norris that!" all the time!

I am truly sorry for sounding so harsh, but the fact of the matter is that many people going on about Chuck Norris and his supposed "greatness" gets annoying very quickly!! So please just cease and desist, and at the very least try to pay attention to the actual poll question.

For the sake of not sounding like a complete hypocrite (which I do not like), I will provide my feedback to this thread.

I, personally think that a GM would win. After all, it is not even possible to beat one in a fair fight, let alone when they activate "god mode"! See all of their insanely high level equippment, then look at poor old Chuck, with his "regular", run-of-the-mill equippment. I do not think he would stand much of a chance against that, no matter how high level he may be and/or how much sparkcash he owns/uses...

[UzumakiW]

Joke   
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–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

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3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.

[ahtai]

Who is this "Chuck Norris" you speak of, Padawan?

I really feel bad for you, even I am not from America I know who Chuck Norris is. Time to leave computer and walk out of you house and go to a movie rental place and ask the sales guy there, there is basically a section dedication to him alone.

You should not check dictionary, check encyclopedias for people and places. Internet is also a good source of information and best tool to do research.

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Chuck%20Norris&l=dir&qsrc=167&o=10616

[erick-]

I really feel bad for you, even I am not from America I know who Chuck Norris is. Time to leave computer and walk out of you house and go to a movie rental place and ask the sales guy there, there is basically a section dedication to him alone.

You should not check dictionary, check encyclopedias for people and places. Internet is also a good source of information and best tool to do research.

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Chuck%20Norris&l=dir&qsrc=167&o=10616

I do not care that much about that, though. Why waste time researching non-scientific data?

[Shirahakon]

What do you guys think? Say that Chuck Norris and an outspark GM, any outspark GM had a duel, who do you think would win?

Why?


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/323px-The_Ultimate_Card.jpg

-If we weren't allowed to get a little "off track", then what's up with the opening post?

I do not care that much about that, though. Why waste time researching non-scientific data?

-For the same reason that we play Outspark's games and come on these forums. For fun. We may come here to ask other users questions about the game, or talk about real world issues. But the main reason the Off-Topic section is here is so we can talk to each other and maybe make some friends along the way...

-Even this topic is mainly for fun. Do you really think that Chuck Norris and an Outspark GM are actually going to get into some kind of brawl?

[erick-]

-Do you really think that Chuck Norris and an Outspark GM are actually going to get into some kind of brawl?

Maybe...:confused:?

[sirviney]

Who is this "Chuck Norris" you speak of, Padawan? I have no such thing in my dictionary! What, in particular, makes this person so worthy of note? By the way, insulting Jesus is blasphemy and a direct violation of the Ten Commandments!!!

Dude I'm not christian so your ten commandments don't really apply to me, sorry for the insult. Additionally it really doesn't matter what you say, Chuck Norris simply defies the laws of this universe.

I was not, in ANY way, putting down the thread! I was merely stopping it from going too far with this! This is supposed to be a comparison between a GM and Chuck Norris, not a "Chuck Norris is god" festival! Besides, I was growing weary of hearing "Chuck Norris this!", and "Chuck Norris that!" all the time!

I am truly sorry for sounding so harsh, but the fact of the matter is that many people going on about Chuck Norris and his supposed "greatness" gets annoying very quickly!! So please just cease and desist, and at the very least try to pay attention to the actual poll question.

For the sake of not sounding like a complete hypocrite (which I do not like), I will provide my feedback to this thread.

I, personally think that a GM would win. After all, it is not even possible to beat one in a fair fight, let alone when they activate "god mode"! See all of their insanely high level equippment, then look at poor old Chuck, with his "regular", run-of-the-mill equippment. I do not think he would stand much of a chance against that, no matter how high level he may be and/or how much sparkcash he owns/uses...


What the hell is your problem dude? This thread was made mainly as a joke. Don't go around as serious as you are and tell us to confront everything with a straight face.

You're telling us to cease and desist? You sir are getting rather annoying to me... So with that it's either time to STFU and GTFO or start taking this thread less seriously.

[deathbringer54]

gm would win.... if in game chuck norris cant lvl as high and gm goes kq hammer 1 hit ko.....
and lol
Chuck Norris 100,062 50.01%
Outspark GM 100,035 49.99%

[DF001]

I agree with erick, Chuck Norris is just an ordinary person.

[sirviney]

I agree with erick, Chuck Norris is just an ordinary person.


>.>
<.<

You're dead.

[DF001]

I am dead?

[erick-]

Dude I'm not christian so your ten commandments don't really apply to me, sorry for the insult. Additionally it really doesn't matter what you say, Chuck Norris simply defies the laws of this universe.




What the hell is your problem dude? This thread was made mainly as a joke. Don't go around as serious as you are and tell us to confront everything with a straight face.

You're telling us to cease and desist? You sir are getting rather annoying to me... So with that it's either time to STFU and GTFO or start taking this thread less seriously.

That is the way I am. If you do not like it, then too bad for you!

>.>
<.<

You're dead.

You say I am dead? I have a +6 axe and heavily enhanced armor that say otherwise!

[Flibbe]

Chuck Norris is a GM, a former GM... I will not mention names T_T

[Madcharo]

In WindSlayer, there's a ChuckNorris GM...

[Sockrawteez]

Who is this "Chuck Norris" you speak of, Padawan? I have no such thing in my dictionary! What, in particular, makes this person so worthy of note? By the way, insulting Jesus is blasphemy and a direct violation of the Ten Commandments!!!

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x6/ninja_kelly/Motivation%20or%20motivational%20posters/Blasphemy.jpg

get the point? STFU about religion

[Poisoned77]

In Soviet Russia...Chuck Norris smites God!

[sirviney]

That is the way I am. If you do not like it, then too bad for you!



You say I am dead? I have a +6 axe and heavily enhanced armor that say otherwise!

>.> Stop posting here, Seriously. :rolleyes:

[Madcharo]

In Soviet Russia...Chuck Norris smites God!

Only in Soviet Russia..?

Edit: Lol at this threads tags.

[erick-]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x6/ninja_kelly/Motivation%20or%20motivational%20posters/Blasphemy.jpg

get the point? STFU about religion

I only mentioned it once, so calm down already!!
...and, by the way, that is not funny; not to me, anyway!

[erick-]

In Soviet Russia...Chuck Norris smites God!

Chuck Norris?? In Russia???!!!

[UzumakiW]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x6/ninja_kelly/Motivation%20or%20motivational%20posters/Blasphemy.jpg

get the point? STFU about religion

Haha, that was good XD.

[ahtai]

I do not care that much about that, though. Why waste time researching non-scientific data?

Humm...
Suggestion reading section: Enneagram Type 5
Suggest web link: EnneagramInstitute.com

Knowledge has no limit, disregard scientific or not. Limit yourself to scientific information; you limit your knowledge to only a small section in life.

[DF001]

You guys are so mean to erick -.-

[loukia12]

intellictually,the gm......but because im crazy,chuck norris

[janap]

I think Outspark GM will win :)
because umm.... idk...
i guess only... XD

[mishoo]

chuck is weirrrddd o.o
i think gms would win =]

[kahysadra]

Hmmmm after alot of...ummmm....brain usage???? and changing of screen size so I was able to actually read what was going on.... I called a few of my friends,
Friend 1: Chuck Norris
Friend 2: Chuck Norris
Friend 3: Wait who?
Friend 4: ahhhhh *beep beep beep* ....she disconnected meh....

Chuck Norris FTW!!