Comedy block

[paladin_sword]

ok then now, everyone, i started this thread to see how much ur funny bones can rattle...and to make my funny bones rattle...

the objct of this thread is 2 try and post your own puns

example:
Its a pleasure to m"eat" you Mr. "Hen"-ry

Get it,
try and do better than the last person to post
(i set the bar pretty low...)

[Twilight_Wanderer]

Hmm... lets try to keep the bar low for now... Here goes nothing x.x

Doctor: Dang duck... stop calling me a "quack"!

<_>

[paladin_sword]

id rate that as worthy of a chuckle

[DragonWarriorSpark01]

Why did the "bonk" cross the road?

[Santorini]

ok then now, everyone, i started this thread to see how much ur funny bones can rattle...and to make my funny bones rattle...

the objct of this thread is 2 try and post your own puns

example:
Its a pleasure to m"eat" you Mr. "Hen"-ry

Get it,
try and do better than the last person to post
(i set the bar pretty low...)

Hmm... lets try to keep the bar low for now... Here goes nothing x.x

Doctor: Dang duck... stop calling me a "quack"!

<_>

id rate that as worthy of a chuckle

Why did the "bonk" cross the road?

Thats not punny

[bobalitos]

Thats not punny



That would be your opunion~

[DragonWarriorSpark01]

I flew in from Xen and boy are my arms tireeeed!

[taintedl0ve]

lol there is an elmo doll on TV that says that ;;>.>

E: except he says Seaseme(sp?) street haha

[DragonWarriorSpark01]

Pardon the fun
Bonbons put the "bon" in "bon"k!

[paladin_sword]

you all are pretty good.
lets "si"(spanish) if you can put some stank on it.
like this...
why do people use utensils?...
because they love the idea of being "spoon"ed!!
lmao!!!

[tankofinsanity]

What do Lawyers do after they die?
they lie still

[DragonWarriorSpark01]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side to sit on its nest.