JohnNitro
12-21-2008, 03:12 PM
OK Folks, today was the last day to enter the event, and I have read all the submissions and I have selected the one we have found the funniest. There is still one problem, I still can't decide.... They are too good, so give me a hand and help me pick a winner. Here are the joke selected for the final rounds:
-by T3h_SyN
Once a mage was walking through Goblin Camp when he saw a fighter jumping up and down saying:
“21, 21 ,21…”
Intrigued, the mage asks the fighter what’s got him so happy and the fighter replies:
“Simple, follow me”
The fighter leads the mage past mobs, over hills and through valleys to a large wooden fence. He then turns to the mage and says:
“To see the special thing, all u have to do is run around this fence and shout out ‘BOO’ at the top of your voice.”
The mage thinks to himself and then runs around the corner and shouts “BOO” at the top of his lungs. This loud exclamation startled the Goblin King who slowly, and to the dislike of the mage, painfully killed him.
After the mage’s screams died down the fighter started walking away muttering to himself: “22,22,22…”
-by Saueracker
An archer walk merrily from land to land. The archer was so contented and was quite surprised to see that a large amount of monsters had grouped up in a single area.
The archer was confused and decided to go in an investigate, armed and ready to go. however; the monsters did not fight back.
Mushrooms, procks, crabs;All sorts of monsters , oddly, were together and they all looked bewildered.
“strange?’ the Archer thought.
The archer decided to ask them what was the comotion about.
Finally a honeying spoke: ” What do you suppose this is for?”
Thye archer looks around the mass of monsters and saw what they were gazing questionaqly at.
The archer smiled and stated firmly” Oh that is a hot tub, it is meant to wash away your aches and pains”
The monsters spoke and sighed in contentement to the archers reply.
A short time later
sittingt down near the hot tub.the archer spoke:
“woops” did i say hot tub?, I meant to say hot pot!”,”but does it ever smell delish”!
the moral of this story? monsters: Why waste when you can taste? =D
- by hellomay
why was the imp so sad?
Answer: beacuse he was a board imp
-by pacman33
what kind of a monster drops hoes?
a hob that has too many lol
-By yours truely JohnNitro
So I asked Storage keep raina if I could but my sword in here, then she slapped me….
-then I say, “I just want to stick this into your inventory”, and she slapped me again….by this time I beginning to wonder why is she slapping me.
-So now I’m lost, and then I say “look is it ok if I put this in your storage” she looks down and slaps me again.
-Well I turn around and see people pointing, and I say what??
-Then a Elf tells me, “hey your not wearing any pants”….I look at him and say “well they have a very high drop rate”
-JohnNitro
Ok, so these are the jokes that made it to the last round and I need you to help me pick a winner....oh except for mine just wanted to add my joke in here.....
So drink milk while reading the jokes.
-by T3h_SyN
Once a mage was walking through Goblin Camp when he saw a fighter jumping up and down saying:
“21, 21 ,21…”
Intrigued, the mage asks the fighter what’s got him so happy and the fighter replies:
“Simple, follow me”
The fighter leads the mage past mobs, over hills and through valleys to a large wooden fence. He then turns to the mage and says:
“To see the special thing, all u have to do is run around this fence and shout out ‘BOO’ at the top of your voice.”
The mage thinks to himself and then runs around the corner and shouts “BOO” at the top of his lungs. This loud exclamation startled the Goblin King who slowly, and to the dislike of the mage, painfully killed him.
After the mage’s screams died down the fighter started walking away muttering to himself: “22,22,22…”
-by Saueracker
An archer walk merrily from land to land. The archer was so contented and was quite surprised to see that a large amount of monsters had grouped up in a single area.
The archer was confused and decided to go in an investigate, armed and ready to go. however; the monsters did not fight back.
Mushrooms, procks, crabs;All sorts of monsters , oddly, were together and they all looked bewildered.
“strange?’ the Archer thought.
The archer decided to ask them what was the comotion about.
Finally a honeying spoke: ” What do you suppose this is for?”
Thye archer looks around the mass of monsters and saw what they were gazing questionaqly at.
The archer smiled and stated firmly” Oh that is a hot tub, it is meant to wash away your aches and pains”
The monsters spoke and sighed in contentement to the archers reply.
A short time later
sittingt down near the hot tub.the archer spoke:
“woops” did i say hot tub?, I meant to say hot pot!”,”but does it ever smell delish”!
the moral of this story? monsters: Why waste when you can taste? =D
- by hellomay
why was the imp so sad?
Answer: beacuse he was a board imp
-by pacman33
what kind of a monster drops hoes?
a hob that has too many lol
-By yours truely JohnNitro
So I asked Storage keep raina if I could but my sword in here, then she slapped me….
-then I say, “I just want to stick this into your inventory”, and she slapped me again….by this time I beginning to wonder why is she slapping me.
-So now I’m lost, and then I say “look is it ok if I put this in your storage” she looks down and slaps me again.
-Well I turn around and see people pointing, and I say what??
-Then a Elf tells me, “hey your not wearing any pants”….I look at him and say “well they have a very high drop rate”
-JohnNitro
Ok, so these are the jokes that made it to the last round and I need you to help me pick a winner....oh except for mine just wanted to add my joke in here.....
So drink milk while reading the jokes.