PvP Excuses :3!~

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

im bored =\ so come up with a PvP excuse you've heard them all if you've been in pvp long enough like me everyone has an excuse for pvp if they die (or at least most do) ;3!~

o=< i'll go first

Laaaaaaagg~!

[zues8844]

I let you because it will even out the 5x times I killed your hubby.

[Hakai_Miko]

I never use an excuse ='.'=
I die cause' i ish squishy ^-^
I've heard "i was typing" or "chatbox" tho
:3

[Asmodejjj]

My excuse? A fighter that was charmed, potted, and scrolled came up, Deva'd me, then invited his guild to use me as their punching bag.

Wordy, but never questioned ;)

[Celtic_Princess]

Hmm other than the typical ones I've gotten straight up denial "you didn't kill me noob"...um yeah....so you were just making sure the cobblestones in FBZ1 were properly grouted?

[SeaSquall]

From a mage, "I usually play my fighter"

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

i wuv the charm excuse :3 makes a nice compliment sometimes o=<

[King_Obito]

My excuse is "Oh well I'm not used to playing on my cleric" or "I'm not using my +9 armor" :3. LOL

[The-Great-Paladin]

i need to restone
same person enters 3second later.

[huntess]

Only my friends have pwned me in PvP.. I never made excuses cuz there weren't any. I'd just go back and pwn them in return. (>^.^<) I don't go to PvP on my mage or archer. I've gone to abyss on my cleric and got pwned by some power tripping noob fighter. >.< But I don't bother going back to flame them cuz it isn't worth the time and effort. I just go to a dungeon and train the exp back.

[penguinkool]

Ideally the best one I have gotten has been the straight up denial too: "you didn't kill me noob I glitched," or the better one, "you can't kill me"...after the fact. There was also the one: "I got d/c" ...but he was still there cursing at me. Then there was the girl who swore up and down that she had a lvl 76 fighter, so I should "come to the 5X abyss nub." Then there was the archer/fighter couple that, though they were spamming there skills were "having a convo in whisper stupid noob," and so apparently they "didn't know we were being attacked jerk." Then there's always the "I just spawned *** hole," after they have scrolled up and healed, and the spawn buff has gone away... I'm sure they'll get better as time goes on, I'll keep this post updated on the good ones ^^.

[mysweetescape]

Best excuses? Ummmm O.o...
"Lag"
"I forgot to restone"
"My skills are glitched"
"You teamed"
...-_- I beat you in a 1 vs 1 fight, admit your defeat and get over it... Dx

[fireyair]

"Micua ate my keyboard"

Always works :P



Peace:cool:

[mikeandamina]

I hate when people say,"What did I do?,":Durrrr cause its pvp.

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

O: i like the 'i was typing' excuse XDDDD

[leobaloy]

im bored =\ so come up with a PvP excuse you've heard them all if you've been in pvp long enough like me everyone has an excuse for pvp if they die (or at least most do) ;3!~

o=< i'll go first

Laaaaaaagg~!

you're one to talk leon T___T
you say that i pot T__T

just accept that i beat you, and not come at me like 3x times, only to get beaten over and over, you beat me sometimes, but i beat you most (btw my fighter has no sc stuff, unlike your archer >___>) T_________T


edit: nvm my fighter does have sc stuff, a volcano mini house and a sign of tycoon, not sure how that helps in pvp though :3

[EvilDarkAngel]

excuse:

"i didnt see you there" = archers
"i wanted a 1 v 1 not a 1 v 20"
"im only a noob stop killing meeeee"

these are all true i've seen em in the lvl 30 abyss 40 abyss and 50 abyss

[imeel]

"damn gangers D:"

[badfury]

my is OMG the only reason u killing me is becasue i broken all of my gear

[penguinkool]

lol... from the level 20 abyss in Apoline:

"stop killing me i has no moneys"
"you only won cuzz your a geek with no life" (how do you kill that which has no life :D)
"you're freakin charmed... there's no way you hit for that much" (I'm a mage :D)
"you won cuz ur a frigginin r-tard" (yeah being mentally handi-capped caused me to pwn you)
"I let u win nub" (thanks... I deserve as much rofl)

[DF001]

I wasn't ready.

[UzumakiW]

"I'm not using my main, but I'm going to get him/her and kill you."

Ten minutes later....

Still nothing.

[Kyo_Sama]

top 10 excuses

1. You're charmed
2. You're an SC user
3. Lag
4. Type killed
5. You potted
6. Deva / Stun some vital pvp skill failed
7. Your a newb
8. You have no life
9. I let you win
10. My stones didnt work

11. My X button is broken.

[KonataIzumi]

PvP excuses! *drools* I love these threads. We can make fun of those people who gives excuses out of the world when they kiss the floor..!

Here goes!
Charms
Chatbox
Pots
I was typing
Lag
I don't have my equips
Scrolls
I haven't played for months


There were many other excuses but these were the ones I've only remembered. :)

[Plushii]

I think lag is the most common one.
Dunno why some people have such an hard time to accept their defeat.
Though it's not always an excuse, some people really die cuz of lag or screenfreeze, just invite them to battle you again :P

[Hemmes]

Someone lost:
"cos you kept running noob"

[A_Dark_Sprite]

who gives excuses?... i walk into pvp and fully expect to die....

hi hunny, i'm home... where are my hugz now, Weonz?

I played a couple days ago and nobody was online the entire time I was on :(

[DF001]

This archer was sad.

*attacks cleric*

*gets pwned cleric*

you killed me when I was whispering, how weak

Lol.

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

"let me get my real gears" xD

[Hemmes]

Well to be fair i did once try to make my opponent type a message so i could kill him. And it worked, he didnt get to his heal fast enough and died using that 'excuse'. But come on, It was a cleric vs cleric fight! It would have gone on and on forever.

[dukieeee]

Excuses people tell me:
1. Your using scrolls
2. Your using pots
3. Your using hp/sp stones

So funny when people say this to me ^^

edit:
Excuses I use:

Your 20 lvls higher than D:

[mikeandamina]

"What did I do?" Utterly pathetic for this one.

O and I heard this one from many egotistical fighters who kill me,"Y0UR A PHA1L PvP!," don't reply but I don't like it either.

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

o.o i have never heard Y0UR A PHA1L PvP! excuse before LMAO

[themichael]

Excuses I use:
"Laagggg"<---happens alot al seriousness.
"Well...I would pwn u if i had 10000 skills"<---which I use just to joke around.
"Your Capped and Im lvl 60..." <-----my fav.

Excuses ive heard:
"I phail at pvp" <----then why attack me?
"Laggg" <----I feel their pain. =\
"YOU'RE A NOOB AND ONLY KILLED ME BECAUSE U RAN!"<------My favorite of all. :D
"You're 20 lvl higher than me!" <-----relax. I hit U with my aoe ^^" BUt i feel ur pain too.
"You're an archer and Im a fighter." <-----worst excuse EVER!!

Lol i think thats just about it.

[BLUESTAR☼INC.]

[mooooouse]

My main excuse is.. my aim.. which to be honest, isn't an excuse.. i miss on same lvl fighters rofl ~

[mikeandamina]

o.o i have never heard Y0UR A PHA1L PvP! excuse before LMAO

Its something like that just it involves PHA1L.

[thedark17]

Lol, for me when i say Lagg, it isnt an excuse, my computer SUCKS

Best excuses ive heard*from other people*
~ No Fair, you use hacks *Huh?*
~ What, i lagged and you hit me for 300000000 *Sure o.o*
~ OMG, you critted 3 times in a row you noob *but your dead ;.;*
~ Haha, your damage sucks *after i three hitted him*(most people would think mage, but no it was a fighter)

my fav. one would have to be
~ No fair, you have a +9 *O.o, they are illegal?*

[Neko-san]

What I've heard:
"noob runner. if u didnt run i would kill u!" - Uh, duh. Of course you would have. But you didn't. Therefore; running = smart.
About 30 seconds after I killed the person, "omg wat happen i was afk!?" - Lawl. Maybe you shouldn't afk in FBZ1. xD;

I don't really use excuses. Only way I really get killed when is when I stand still and fight, and when I'm stunned/walking/have decreased travel speed.

[themichael]

OOOOO
I just got one in my recent pvp kq against a fighter.
They said "I only lost to u because U have SSUPER high Evasion"
1. Im a str build archer
2. Sure u missed me so....
3. They had a t3 aim on. WTH 0.o
4. Maybe u just have terrible aim.

[BLUESTAR☼INC.]

[deathbringer54]

lol... from the level 20 abyss in Apoline:

"stop killing me i has no moneys"
"you only won cuzz your a geek with no life" (how do you kill that which has no life :D)
"you're freakin charmed... there's no way you hit for that much" (I'm a mage :D)
"you won cuz ur a frigginin r-tard" (yeah being mentally handi-capped caused me to pwn you)
"I let u win nub" (thanks... I deserve as much rofl)


lol "you won cuz ur a frigginin r-tard" (yeah being mentally handi-capped caused me to pwn you) he was pwn b a mentally handi-capped perosn that is worse then some one that isnt...


only one i use is lag which when iuse it i am.

[jc2591]

I like the one that says "not fair you have BK+9"

[sk8ters_can_tank]

"Wait 'till I get my BK =.=" <-- always use.
*you know your gunna die* "q, aww chat bar was open"
:D

[xxandreaxx]

people just make up excuses to make them sound like they did it on accident or like they did it on purpose , if you lose a battle then TOUGH COOKIES !! your weaker than the other player GET OVER IT . now if a lower level beats a higher level theyre excuse is always a lagg .. pshh jus face it u got owned by a lower lvl so deal wit it , it's no the end of the world ITS A GAME who knows maybe u can kick theyre behind in real life !? who knows !?

[fireyair]

people just make up excuses to make them sound like they did it on accident or like they did it on purpose , if you lose a battle then TOUGH COOKIES !! your weaker than the other player GET OVER IT . now if a lower level beats a higher level theyre excuse is always a lagg .. pshh jus face it u got owned by a lower lvl so deal wit it , it's no the end of the world ITS A GAME who knows maybe u can kick theyre behind in real life !? who knows !?

Tough Cookies?



Peace:cool:

[zombie7775]

Excuses I use:

Your 20 lvls higher than D:

Getting killed by an 8x and if your like lvl 60 is probably a good reason for losing in pvp.lol

One i've heard: "You had a cleric"....*Looks at cleric reviving them* >.>

A good one i've heard in a GW was "We only lost cause we wern't using our mains in the guild."

[jadedeepfire]

I use sc clotes so sometimes i say ''oh my bad i was with out armor >.<!'' :DxD~