Raymond13557
01-18-2009, 03:59 AM
Well I suppose you lot are looking fer a good story right? Alright you little chimps, just sit yer butt down and i will tell you.
*ahem*
While on the epith Server it common to see a mass of gold sellers just trying to ruin legit players days. This day was no different, I was dead tired from a long class session and decided to level my cleric on the epith server, just then some gold seller goof ball whispered me " go to my website at blahblah.com" i didn't do it and just kept at my way, After a hour that same meat ball whipser'd me again in more of a demanding tone. "I thought i told you to go to my website!!" I just simply said " I don't like you gold sellers, so go make like the 80's and fade from existence." that seemed to spark the gold sellers in a rage because after i said that those screw balls came right out to where some people were killing honeyings (poor little bee thingies.. i am glad they didn't get my honeying familiar "speedy".) So it was pretty credible to see gold sellers runnin' over to smack down mobs to cool their heads, but it wasnt cool to see them go after a rare spawn that i saw.. "Hey! That was mine!" I shouted at the gold seller and he just kept on going.. Feeling abit mad i felt the urge to introduce him to the side of my mallet.. But I'm a man.. a man of my caliber would not do something as low as Killing off the draft of human kind that is gold sellers.. ( well openly...) So I Decided to "Pwn" a few mini-pinkies.. (guh.. i hate those annoying fairies!) however the gold seller menace decided that mini-pinkies were on the menu.. and well the lot of the gold sellers fell like flies.. i never laughed so hard before in my life. it was like watching a million ants conveniently stand under a huge magnifying glass. And after the slaughter... huh.. i do not remember very well but i think it began to... snow.. outside my basement window... while i was playing.
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Gotcha. ;)
* please note that if gold sellers really did interact with you in order to extract revenge they would die 1 million fly deaths. or burst into flames.. (probably.)
*ahem*
While on the epith Server it common to see a mass of gold sellers just trying to ruin legit players days. This day was no different, I was dead tired from a long class session and decided to level my cleric on the epith server, just then some gold seller goof ball whispered me " go to my website at blahblah.com" i didn't do it and just kept at my way, After a hour that same meat ball whipser'd me again in more of a demanding tone. "I thought i told you to go to my website!!" I just simply said " I don't like you gold sellers, so go make like the 80's and fade from existence." that seemed to spark the gold sellers in a rage because after i said that those screw balls came right out to where some people were killing honeyings (poor little bee thingies.. i am glad they didn't get my honeying familiar "speedy".) So it was pretty credible to see gold sellers runnin' over to smack down mobs to cool their heads, but it wasnt cool to see them go after a rare spawn that i saw.. "Hey! That was mine!" I shouted at the gold seller and he just kept on going.. Feeling abit mad i felt the urge to introduce him to the side of my mallet.. But I'm a man.. a man of my caliber would not do something as low as Killing off the draft of human kind that is gold sellers.. ( well openly...) So I Decided to "Pwn" a few mini-pinkies.. (guh.. i hate those annoying fairies!) however the gold seller menace decided that mini-pinkies were on the menu.. and well the lot of the gold sellers fell like flies.. i never laughed so hard before in my life. it was like watching a million ants conveniently stand under a huge magnifying glass. And after the slaughter... huh.. i do not remember very well but i think it began to... snow.. outside my basement window... while i was playing.
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...
Gotcha. ;)
* please note that if gold sellers really did interact with you in order to extract revenge they would die 1 million fly deaths. or burst into flames.. (probably.)