Gold Sellers Website - "Lawl"

[TastyTapioca]

So I was roaming around the internet and saw yet another Fiesta Online website selling Silver.

I love gold sellers.. they make me laugh. Why? Well here's a good example:

"Fiesta S is on hot sale at the moment. [URL removed] has been a professional, loyal and reliable Fiesta S seller for years. We provide cheap Fiesta online S to each loyal customer. We can make sure that we have provided cheap Fiesta online S. Don’t be irresolute! Just come to [URL removed] and place your order to buy Fiesta online S. Then you will feel what a world class service. We have been an ebay power seller and paypal confirmed seller of Fiesta S for years. So it is securest and safest to buy Fiesta online S from us. We are sure that you will get your desired Fiesta online S on order here. Don’t be irresolute! Just place your order to buy Fiesta online S here then your desired Fiesta online S will be in your package in Fiesta online game."


"They on hot sale!"

And they been serving Fiesta for years... YEARS!

But wait.. it gets better. Mah Engrish iz naht so gut.


"Farming for Fiesta Online S isn't easy, but you can buy cheap Fiesta S, guides, accounts & items on sale. We have revolutionized the exchange of money to Fiesta S. Purchase Fiesta Iisk online & power up your character ot the next lFiestal. Our world class customer service will make sure you are more than satisfied with Fiestary purchase. Feel free to contact our 24 hour live support with any questions you may have. Shop now and play as a VIP!"


Fiestary purchase! Whooo! I feels the love there with each mangled word!

Wonder if that world class customer service comes with a spellchecker.

And don't forget the "1,000" silver offer (I guess they don't realize that automatically should turn over into 1 gold).

Gold sellers suck more than Monica Lewinski in the Oval Office but they're good for laughs sometimes, this site being one of the best laughs yet.

Wonder if I've KSed or trained on any of their 'hired staff' in game yet...

[rixiepxie]

I don't know if you guys noticed but they have an e-mail. We should get as many players as possible to SPAM their e-mail!!


MSN Messenger:
gameim2@hotmail.com

Yahoo Messenger:
gameimcom
Aim:
gameimcom
Skype ID: gameim

DRIVE THEM CRAZY TILL THEY LEAVE!!!!

[antowinston]

hai is it ok if i buy silvers from ur site.u told me that the gms will bann ur account if u buy silvers outside the game. if it is ok to buy sivers from u pls mail ur website through my e mail.

[deliccate]

i saw the site that your talking about. they try so hard. but wait, "reliable Fiesta S seller for years"?? how old is fiesta again? http://i22.tinypic.com/2e0k3yx.gif

[antowinston]

if i have to order it through this fourms plz reserve me some

[TastyTapioca]

I actually sat in Uruga yesterday and watched 4 of them trying to get into the Golden Cavern. That was an hours worth of laughs. I can't imagine why newbies would want in there considering the place is crawling with pixies as it is. Bad enough dealing with them just outside of town, let alone in the cavern.

[deliccate]

I actually sat in Uruga yesterday and watched 4 of them trying to get into the Golden Cavern. That was an hours worth of laughs. I can't imagine why newbies would want in there considering the place is crawling with pixies as it is. Bad enough dealing with them just outside of town, let alone in the cavern.
SCREENSHOT! SCREENSHOT! do you have any screenshots of them dying? http://www.addemoticons.com/emoticons/smileys2/97.gif

[Jlyons]

hai is it ok if i buy silvers from ur site.u told me that the gms will bann ur account if u buy silvers outside the game. if it is ok to buy sivers from u pls mail ur website through my e mail.


if i have to order it through this fourms plz reserve me some

Buying in-game items/cash with real money is bannable. Besides, buying cash is pretty low. It feels much better to have earned your cash. :p


I don't know if you guys noticed but they have an e-mail. We should get as many players as possible to SPAM their e-mail!!

And have them sell our e-mail address to spam bots, and thereby, have my inbox flooded by spam? No thanks. An "established serivce for years" isn't going to be toting around a hotmail account unless they're up to some shady business, and by that, I mean more than just the silver selling.

[TastyTapioca]

SCREENSHOT! SCREENSHOT! do you have any screenshots of them dying? http://www.addemoticons.com/emoticons/smileys2/97.gif


LOL. I was to busy being entertained by their repeat attempts to get inside (they had to get past some 5 orcs and 3 pixies in order to enter). They must have tried for some 50 minutes before finally getting one inside.

[ShraksCorpse]

cool lol funny stuff pudding boy


if i have to order it through this fourms plz reserve me some

^^^^^ROFL I think someone missed the whole point ^^^^^^

Can I flame him plz? can I?:D

I have this friend, he spends money like it's sand ....he decided (since he can just throw money away) to have some "fun" and see if one of these places was legitimate..... can you guess the outcome?
No silver/gold showed up....I dont think he actually lost the money though.....3 hours later the transaction was still going through for some odd reason or another and he had his bank stop it..... least I think he did

[Deedolith]

I don't know if you guys noticed but they have an e-mail. We should get as many players as possible to SPAM their e-mail!!
Register theyr e-mail on pr0n sites and they'll recieve more spam than you can imagine :D

[ShraksCorpse]

Thats so twisted..... I like it

[MyYing]

Register theyr e-mail on pr0n sites and they'll recieve more spam than you can imagine :D

its has sooooo been done lolz

btw please stop saying that i buy gold from sellers jus cuz i have vast ammounts of it...its not kool =/ (talking to the noobs that may see this)

[ShraksCorpse]

LOL seeing as how they are all scams...

[nachtwind]

Hmm... I have a small idea there..
Why not registering their mail addresses at other scam/gold/lvl pages? Keep the strain quarantained?

[CandySauce]

I laught at this forum..

[lunardemise]

i have actually bought some S from a website that was shouting. and i did receive it. all of it. in a face 2 face transaction it cost me less tahn 15 bux too. i chatted with thier rep on the phone and chatted with them on im and they made it really easy. but thats just my experience.

i havent done it since but i would do it again in a heart beat if i had a the means to do so.

[tornarrow]

Yeah I see people saying like "go to [here] and buy 600 gold for $7 USD! Very fast and easy, reliable and fast delivery since 2003!"

2003? Retards.

[Xeionite]

i have actually bought some S from a website that was shouting. and i did receive it. all of it. in a face 2 face transaction it cost me less tahn 15 bux too. i chatted with thier rep on the phone and chatted with them on im and they made it really easy. but thats just my experience.

i havent done it since but i would do it again in a heart beat if i had a the means to do so.

Lol'd at this.