CrystalEyes
02-03-2009, 03:21 AM
Inspired by the resent service threads available, my empty wallet (in-game wallet, that is ^^), and frequent shouts of "Need Cleric for ___" in Uruga and Elderine, I figured why shouldn't I hop on this ban-wagon? xD
What am I selling? Myself of course! (No, not like that you sick sick people x_x)
My Cleric is currently level 72 with only two quests, the TR ones and a lame repeatable that gives like maybe 2% so I've become rather bored and unproductive in game recently ^^.
THUS! I'm here to solve your party without a cleric problems!
Often occuring scenarios include:
"OMG I'M GETTING PKed in the 6x abyss, will you keep me alive pl0x!?"
"Need a cleric for tr! ... still need a cleric for tr.... STILL need a cleric for tr... IS THERE ANY CLERIC WHO WOULD COME TO TRUMPY REMAINS WITH ME?!"
"Need a cleric for 6x abyss"
"Need a cleric for 7x abyss" (well not that many people do, but hey I'm here if you need me!)
"Need a cleric for killing GK"
"Need healer for killing spores"
"Need cleric for help in Br"
"Cleric plzs 4 quest"
"Can you follow me for an hour and buff me when my buff runs out"
The list is never ending!
So while you're searching for that non-existent cleric to no avail, your mind wonders back to this thread. Hey, if I'm available, I'm yours!
I charge a flat rate of 1g per hour. You must pay either half or all up front. (I understand that you don't know me/can't trust me, though I would never scam anyone, however I know the converse can also be true =T) The rest of the Details are as follows.
Base Rates:
2-3 Person Party: (Including you, possibly 1 other person of your choice, and myself)
~1g per hour* (So 1 hour = 1g, 3 hours = 3g etc)
~Includes: 1 hour (or more!) of me time! I shall be your bonafied heal slave! Heals, buffs, (revs in the off chance you die, wouldn't be my fault though ^^), I'll even attack if you want me to! (Blue hammers = <3) I'm a decent clank!
For larger parties:
4 Person Party: (So a party of four including you, 2 others, and myself)
~Add +200s** for 2 additional party members (1.2g per hour)
~Includes: 1 hour or more of total party heal slaving! I shall keep you alive or die trying!
5 Person Party: (Full party)
~Add +500s** for a full party (1.5g per hour)
~Includes: 1 hour or more of FULL party heals! I shall keep you alive or die trying!
*(I do accept smaller amounts based off of that, therefore I can be rented for 30 minutes at the charge of 500s) 15 minutes, etc.
**You are always welcome to check me on my math, however I won't over or undercharge you, I am a math major in college after all!
You may purchase me for any map, or multiple maps that I can enter. This includes the main world maps, the dungeons of: Bonds of Darkness and Trumpy Remains, and the level 6x and 7x abyss.
The intended use of myself should be discussed up front. While I may be used for anything from questing to boss killing, I would like a general idea of what you'd like to use me for before we begin.
Please respect my level. If you purchase me to help you grind in Burning Rock, and I'm having a hard time keeping you and/or your party alive because of the massive mobs you pull please understand that the map is one above my level and I shall do my best.
Depending on the level of the purchaser and the suggested task, I may offer discounts to lower levels as they are generally poorer, and I would likely have a much easier time in their party. Please discuss this with me upfront, and I will evaluate it as it occurs.
(Example: if you hire me to help kill GK and you're a level 4x nublet, I would likely not charge you nearly as much.)
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo34/CrystalEyes89/Hiya-1.png
I'm here to be a slave for you! Happy Grinding!
Terms and Conditions:
1. I reserve the right to refuse the service to any customer as I see fit. You would not, of course, be charged, however if for any reason I choose not to offer myself to you, I may do so.
2. Services are limited to my personal schedule and availability, both in real life and in game. I am a college student, I do have classes to attend and plenty of homework to do. I cannot provide this service 24/7. Also I often help friends in game (free of charge of course <3) and I am currently trying to catch up to my level 80 husband, so if I am busy and we cannot schedule a time, I reserve the right to refuse you.
3. Each usage shall be discussed with up front, therefore before we party you and I will both have a set time and location with which you have bought me for. The initial half up front fee will be paid as the party is formed. I will request the second half after your time is up.
4. Refusal to pay will result in a termination of your ability to use these services. Again I withhold the right to refuse you, or any of your friends for failure to pay, or any other reason I so desire. If you're truly rude to me or any of my acquaintances, I also withhold the right to war you at anytime just for kicks if I feel it necessary.
5. I cannot, obviously, offer my services in any map that I cannot enter. I will not agree to be your slave if the chosen location is one I cannot enter.
6. In the event of a long term disconnection, I will deduct the time you did not use while you were off-line and subtract that from the total you still owe. I will keep track of how long it occurs. (For disconnections of less than five minutes I will not subtract anything) So if you paid for 1 hour for just yourself (500s up front) and disconnect for 15 minutes, I would only require you to pay 250s more, instead of the 500s agreed upon.
In the event another party member disconnects, I will subtract the proper amount from the base fee. Don't worry, I'm a math nerd, I can figure it out, feel free to double check me though.
In the even you disconnect for longer than half of the agreed upon time, I will certainly refund your money. Example: you paid for a full hour and disconnect for 45minutes, I would then refund you 250s.
7. In the event of my extended disconnection it will be treated the same as if you had disconnect. (Therefore you will not be charged for the time that I was not your slave) I will not, however, count disconnections of less than five minutes as viable for deductions.
8. In the event of any other extenuating circumstance, e.g. guild war, natural disaster, personal drama, etc. I will evaluate the issue on a case by case nature. My intention is not to scam you, and I am a very honest person, plus any kind of disagreement is bad for business, so I will do my very best to be fair to you and your party members.
9. If more than one person would like to split the cost, I ask that 1 final person collects the total to trade me, so I'm not attempting to trade with 4 different people. That being said I will offer my math services if you are having difficulties figuring out how much each person should pay ^^.
10. I am here to serve you. Your experience and completion of your task will be my priority for the amount of time you pay for it to be. I will offer any advice/ recommendations as I see fit however the party leader/ heal-slave purchaser reserves the right to make decisions as he or she sees fit.
11. I am not responsible for the exp loss occurred in the event of death. If in the abyss and I fail to keep you alive multiple times, I will evaluate the circumstance as I see fit. For grinding on any other map, I will evaluate multiple deaths on a case by case basis. i.e. if it is my fault, and happens more than once, I will likely refund most or all of your money. If it is your fault, please suck it up and deal with it.
12. In the event I find your behavior unruly and regrettable, I reserve the right to end the services on the spot without refund. (Basically, I mean that if you rent me to help you PK people, and you end up spawn killing and being abusive to others, I will terminate the services.)
13. You will not be charged for the hp/sp stones and/or pots I use.
14. In the event I am unable to keep you alive because of the high level of the map you've selected, I will do my best to make sure you do not die, even if I do. You will not be held accountable for any reason for the experience points I lose, however I reserve the right to end the service if I feel it necessary.
15. I reserve the right to add or modify and term or condition at any time as I see fit.
Coming soon: Rent a tank!
What am I selling? Myself of course! (No, not like that you sick sick people x_x)
My Cleric is currently level 72 with only two quests, the TR ones and a lame repeatable that gives like maybe 2% so I've become rather bored and unproductive in game recently ^^.
THUS! I'm here to solve your party without a cleric problems!
Often occuring scenarios include:
"OMG I'M GETTING PKed in the 6x abyss, will you keep me alive pl0x!?"
"Need a cleric for tr! ... still need a cleric for tr.... STILL need a cleric for tr... IS THERE ANY CLERIC WHO WOULD COME TO TRUMPY REMAINS WITH ME?!"
"Need a cleric for 6x abyss"
"Need a cleric for 7x abyss" (well not that many people do, but hey I'm here if you need me!)
"Need a cleric for killing GK"
"Need healer for killing spores"
"Need cleric for help in Br"
"Cleric plzs 4 quest"
"Can you follow me for an hour and buff me when my buff runs out"
The list is never ending!
So while you're searching for that non-existent cleric to no avail, your mind wonders back to this thread. Hey, if I'm available, I'm yours!
I charge a flat rate of 1g per hour. You must pay either half or all up front. (I understand that you don't know me/can't trust me, though I would never scam anyone, however I know the converse can also be true =T) The rest of the Details are as follows.
Base Rates:
2-3 Person Party: (Including you, possibly 1 other person of your choice, and myself)
~1g per hour* (So 1 hour = 1g, 3 hours = 3g etc)
~Includes: 1 hour (or more!) of me time! I shall be your bonafied heal slave! Heals, buffs, (revs in the off chance you die, wouldn't be my fault though ^^), I'll even attack if you want me to! (Blue hammers = <3) I'm a decent clank!
For larger parties:
4 Person Party: (So a party of four including you, 2 others, and myself)
~Add +200s** for 2 additional party members (1.2g per hour)
~Includes: 1 hour or more of total party heal slaving! I shall keep you alive or die trying!
5 Person Party: (Full party)
~Add +500s** for a full party (1.5g per hour)
~Includes: 1 hour or more of FULL party heals! I shall keep you alive or die trying!
*(I do accept smaller amounts based off of that, therefore I can be rented for 30 minutes at the charge of 500s) 15 minutes, etc.
**You are always welcome to check me on my math, however I won't over or undercharge you, I am a math major in college after all!
You may purchase me for any map, or multiple maps that I can enter. This includes the main world maps, the dungeons of: Bonds of Darkness and Trumpy Remains, and the level 6x and 7x abyss.
The intended use of myself should be discussed up front. While I may be used for anything from questing to boss killing, I would like a general idea of what you'd like to use me for before we begin.
Please respect my level. If you purchase me to help you grind in Burning Rock, and I'm having a hard time keeping you and/or your party alive because of the massive mobs you pull please understand that the map is one above my level and I shall do my best.
Depending on the level of the purchaser and the suggested task, I may offer discounts to lower levels as they are generally poorer, and I would likely have a much easier time in their party. Please discuss this with me upfront, and I will evaluate it as it occurs.
(Example: if you hire me to help kill GK and you're a level 4x nublet, I would likely not charge you nearly as much.)
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo34/CrystalEyes89/Hiya-1.png
I'm here to be a slave for you! Happy Grinding!
Terms and Conditions:
1. I reserve the right to refuse the service to any customer as I see fit. You would not, of course, be charged, however if for any reason I choose not to offer myself to you, I may do so.
2. Services are limited to my personal schedule and availability, both in real life and in game. I am a college student, I do have classes to attend and plenty of homework to do. I cannot provide this service 24/7. Also I often help friends in game (free of charge of course <3) and I am currently trying to catch up to my level 80 husband, so if I am busy and we cannot schedule a time, I reserve the right to refuse you.
3. Each usage shall be discussed with up front, therefore before we party you and I will both have a set time and location with which you have bought me for. The initial half up front fee will be paid as the party is formed. I will request the second half after your time is up.
4. Refusal to pay will result in a termination of your ability to use these services. Again I withhold the right to refuse you, or any of your friends for failure to pay, or any other reason I so desire. If you're truly rude to me or any of my acquaintances, I also withhold the right to war you at anytime just for kicks if I feel it necessary.
5. I cannot, obviously, offer my services in any map that I cannot enter. I will not agree to be your slave if the chosen location is one I cannot enter.
6. In the event of a long term disconnection, I will deduct the time you did not use while you were off-line and subtract that from the total you still owe. I will keep track of how long it occurs. (For disconnections of less than five minutes I will not subtract anything) So if you paid for 1 hour for just yourself (500s up front) and disconnect for 15 minutes, I would only require you to pay 250s more, instead of the 500s agreed upon.
In the event another party member disconnects, I will subtract the proper amount from the base fee. Don't worry, I'm a math nerd, I can figure it out, feel free to double check me though.
In the even you disconnect for longer than half of the agreed upon time, I will certainly refund your money. Example: you paid for a full hour and disconnect for 45minutes, I would then refund you 250s.
7. In the event of my extended disconnection it will be treated the same as if you had disconnect. (Therefore you will not be charged for the time that I was not your slave) I will not, however, count disconnections of less than five minutes as viable for deductions.
8. In the event of any other extenuating circumstance, e.g. guild war, natural disaster, personal drama, etc. I will evaluate the issue on a case by case nature. My intention is not to scam you, and I am a very honest person, plus any kind of disagreement is bad for business, so I will do my very best to be fair to you and your party members.
9. If more than one person would like to split the cost, I ask that 1 final person collects the total to trade me, so I'm not attempting to trade with 4 different people. That being said I will offer my math services if you are having difficulties figuring out how much each person should pay ^^.
10. I am here to serve you. Your experience and completion of your task will be my priority for the amount of time you pay for it to be. I will offer any advice/ recommendations as I see fit however the party leader/ heal-slave purchaser reserves the right to make decisions as he or she sees fit.
11. I am not responsible for the exp loss occurred in the event of death. If in the abyss and I fail to keep you alive multiple times, I will evaluate the circumstance as I see fit. For grinding on any other map, I will evaluate multiple deaths on a case by case basis. i.e. if it is my fault, and happens more than once, I will likely refund most or all of your money. If it is your fault, please suck it up and deal with it.
12. In the event I find your behavior unruly and regrettable, I reserve the right to end the services on the spot without refund. (Basically, I mean that if you rent me to help you PK people, and you end up spawn killing and being abusive to others, I will terminate the services.)
13. You will not be charged for the hp/sp stones and/or pots I use.
14. In the event I am unable to keep you alive because of the high level of the map you've selected, I will do my best to make sure you do not die, even if I do. You will not be held accountable for any reason for the experience points I lose, however I reserve the right to end the service if I feel it necessary.
15. I reserve the right to add or modify and term or condition at any time as I see fit.
Coming soon: Rent a tank!