KungFuHobo
02-07-2009, 07:58 AM
So, on a couple of days my friends and I got borred sitting around class- and just started to brainstorm some ideas to create lists and rules that, if used correctly, could benefit the human race.
Up first...
~5 Ways to start an Awkward Conversation~
I didn't help with this one- but I still have the note- so do not give me any credit in this whatsoever
1. "The Awkward Hug" : This hug is a very good way to be awkward. Come up from behind, and wrap arms tightly around waist. Make sure to continue for at least 5 seconds.
2. Start with an insult to one of their close friends
3. Start being extremely vain. Talk about yourself like CrAzY *for women*
4. Talk about awkward habits, body parts, and any other thing that comes to your mind.
5. "The Awkward Silence" : Just say "Hi" and wait
This isnt a list- it was an awkward bathroom conversation but here ya go...
Jon: Do all these guys seriously have to go pee?
Sam: I guess...
Jon: Well who is gonna go first?
Sam: I dunno, you go first
Jon: I want somebody else to go first, then we can stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable!
Ryan: WELL I GOTTA PEE *jumps for the urinal*
Jon: Yea me to
Ryan: Hey do you guys wanna get naked and start a revolution?
Jon: Heck yea!
Jonah: Forget this i gotta pee- im using the stall
Alex(aka me): Oh yea those are there
*while im in the stall*
Ryan: STOP WATCHING ME PEE!
Sam: IM NOT!!!!!!
Jon: I was
Ryan: Why am i still standing here, im not even peeing
Sam: Me neither i just followed the crowd
Up first...
~5 Ways to start an Awkward Conversation~
I didn't help with this one- but I still have the note- so do not give me any credit in this whatsoever
1. "The Awkward Hug" : This hug is a very good way to be awkward. Come up from behind, and wrap arms tightly around waist. Make sure to continue for at least 5 seconds.
2. Start with an insult to one of their close friends
3. Start being extremely vain. Talk about yourself like CrAzY *for women*
4. Talk about awkward habits, body parts, and any other thing that comes to your mind.
5. "The Awkward Silence" : Just say "Hi" and wait
This isnt a list- it was an awkward bathroom conversation but here ya go...
Jon: Do all these guys seriously have to go pee?
Sam: I guess...
Jon: Well who is gonna go first?
Sam: I dunno, you go first
Jon: I want somebody else to go first, then we can stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable!
Ryan: WELL I GOTTA PEE *jumps for the urinal*
Jon: Yea me to
Ryan: Hey do you guys wanna get naked and start a revolution?
Jon: Heck yea!
Jonah: Forget this i gotta pee- im using the stall
Alex(aka me): Oh yea those are there
*while im in the stall*
Ryan: STOP WATCHING ME PEE!
Sam: IM NOT!!!!!!
Jon: I was
Ryan: Why am i still standing here, im not even peeing
Sam: Me neither i just followed the crowd