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DustinXXVI
02-10-2009, 12:23 AM
So u join a PvP area and walk around like u own the place yep ur prolly 80+
But not all of us are this strong ^^

So then we have all gotten killed one way or another and I wanna know how u died. I was killed by a lvl 15 mage at lvl 26 xP

aquairy
02-10-2009, 03:02 AM
So u join a PvP area and walk around like u own the place yep ur prolly 80+
But not all of us are this strong ^^

So then we have all gotten killed one way or another and I wanna know how u died. I was killed by a lvl 15 mage at lvl 26 xP

u jkin oo? u rly got killed by a 15 mage XD? at lvl26 XD? sry i dun wanna make fun of u but its kindda funny XD sry i dun mean to be 'rude' or sth like this ^^;

well erhm... i dun have funny pvp deaths ._. only that i get spawn killed from some haters XD!
(my fighter used to killed a few higher lvls >> [got hacked on her acc x.x!])

thechaz
02-10-2009, 05:59 AM
i got killed by a lv 50 fighter at lv 73 0.0 on my archer but being killed by a mage lol XD

grecohawaii
02-10-2009, 01:04 PM
Oh, I know where to start! :D

During the xmas events, before they put level restircitons up, a lot of lower levels (40 and below) were in Uruga's fbz3. I didnt mind, as I am a god at clicking the little yellow bar to open chests (faster than people with King's touch ;o).

Anyway, I started noticing these 8X fighters killing people for chests. They even killed me a few times for chests (I was an archer in the mid 70's at the time). Eventually, I got fed up and picked the one fighter who was being the jerkiest ;o

Long story short, I kited him for about twenty-five minutes. Dying probably near a dozen times in the process. And throughout that whole time, I never used an HP stone xD

So the fighter get's really angry at me, "WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME?!?"

I reply the same thing I had been shouting while kiting, "Stop killing for chests and I'll leave you alone :3"

The fact that I was wasting his time and his money for HP stones piled up and he stopped killing for chests. xD

I did this to about four different 8X fighters with ego's the size of Texas.

I was the suicidal fbz3 police >:D



Best. Deaths. Eber. x3

ashen_shugar
02-10-2009, 01:53 PM
As one of those 5x something in Uruga FBZ, I thank you for that. I never PvP, and because of people like you I was able to get the quests done.


Thank you Very Much!

THr3eS01di3Rs
02-10-2009, 05:08 PM
Lol early 6x fighter killed me on my 80 archer...he jumped me and thats how i died. He was also jacked up on SC x.x After though I got my just desserts and killed him twice hehe...damn extender, crit suit, +9 gear wearing fighters xD

goten10
02-24-2009, 07:42 PM
one time i wan in abyss 50 *** a lvl 40 fighter then suddenly a 6x archer atked me he kited me for 5 minutes till he took a sharp turn and i stuned him me and my +9 ggk lvl 40 pole axe owned his *** after i had won i had 100 hp only to be killed by a fcking lvl 30 passing by lmao^^

Twenty-Nine_Rooks
02-24-2009, 07:46 PM
This pic says it all:

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg210/twentyninerooks/noob8.jpg

mehe25
02-24-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm running from a fighter, and for some *&%^E$%$ reason it seems as if he's getting a bit closer every second(He had no scrolls). So stun---spam--dead.

My funniest was when some archer was kiting from a unknown place and everyones laughing. Well, it was funny for them kinda frustrating for me, I let my gaurd down and died XD

fireyair
02-24-2009, 09:01 PM
At level 45, I made a bet with my cleric friend (level) 60 that i can dodge his attack. Shortly after that I retired.

When I logged on to say hi at the X-mas event, he said he wanted to try it out since he was at the Eld PvP.

So go to PvP and stand in front of him with about 200 HP left.

He bashes. Miss.

As I begin gloating, The Dragon slowly inches towards me.

1hitKO.

He wouldn't stop bothering me for weeks about that.


Peace:cool:

Dragonfly77
02-26-2009, 03:10 AM
Ok, nubbish lvl 20 abyss story!!

I'm in the high level 30s, and I'm strutting around like I own the abyss. x3 If I see a pker fighting unfairly, I jump them and destroy them. XD

So, I was hanging out with a group of other people, and I just started teasing, "hit me!! come on and hit me!", getting a little too ful of myself. I wanted to test my dex against them. The clerics were swinging there hammers and missing, and I just kept teasing them. So the fighter stepped in and kept slashing at me with his enhanced axe. Of course, he made contact a few times. At right when I have only a sliver of health left and he was about to stop, a phino rushes up to me, and lands one punch on me. BAM I drop dead.

*Silence*

Archer "you were killed by a phino! o.o"
Cleric "it killed her in one hit!"
Me:"dabble-u tee aich!!!!"

oh, the humiliation....

My moment of glory...destroyed by a pathetic phino.... >.>;;;;

When I go back to the abyss, I'm gonna annihilate those phinos so that there won't be one left standing. >.<

babymaker688
02-28-2009, 05:15 AM
I'm running from a fighter, and for some *&%^E$%$ reason it seems as if he's getting a bit closer every second(He had no scrolls). So stun---spam--dead.

My funniest was when some archer was kiting from a unknown place and everyones laughing. Well, it was funny for them kinda frustrating for me, I let my gaurd down and died XD
r u sure not NPC fighter? (mob)

babymaker688
02-28-2009, 05:17 AM
Ok, nubbish lvl 20 abyss story!!

I'm in the high level 30s, and I'm strutting around like I own the abyss. x3 If I see a pker fighting unfairly, I jump them and destroy them. XD

So, I was hanging out with a group of other people, and I just started teasing, "hit me!! come on and hit me!", getting a little too ful of myself. I wanted to test my dex against them. The clerics were swinging there hammers and missing, and I just kept teasing them. So the fighter stepped in and kept slashing at me with his enhanced axe. Of course, he made contact a few times. At right when I have only a sliver of health left and he was about to stop, a phino rushes up to me, and lands one punch on me. BAM I drop dead.

*Silence*

Archer "you were killed by a phino! o.o"
Cleric "it killed her in one hit!"
Me:"dabble-u tee aich!!!!"

oh, the humiliation....

My moment of glory...destroyed by a pathetic phino.... >.>;;;;

When I go back to the abyss, I'm gonna annihilate those phinos so that there won't be one left standing. >.<

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thaolee
03-07-2009, 07:23 AM
LOLOL @ all the replys xD
Haha my funniest PvP was between me and a guildee
He was a level 45 archer and i was level 62 cleric
His crit was insane! it was like hit crit hit crit crit hit and i died in like less then 10 hits!
So freaking embarrassing ! LOLS

gleeok
03-14-2009, 07:48 AM
I remember once in kkp........ KKP did his jump attack and EVERYONE died at the same time. LMAO except me ._. I was like o_O

KungFuHobo
03-14-2009, 08:49 AM
Funniest PvP death erm...

I remember I was standing in fbz1 and (no joke yallz) I got up and went to pee.
I came back and I was at 200 hp and I didnt have the time to stone or try to kite him
Then the guy gets jumped by everybody in there for killing me.
His words before he moved

"Noob. Im 65, your level 80, and I killed you easy" and left the battlezone

._.;;

swinty
03-14-2009, 09:25 AM
My funniest pvp death was when i got killed by a lvl12 archer at lvl73 on my mage...

I was at 1hp because of some other archers poison ._. and then from out of nowhere i see an arrow hit me for 1dmg and then i died. Looked back to see a lvl12 archer freaked out because he actually killed me and thought i was going to hunt him down lol...

Oh and failshire i do that to you all the time except i'm not 65... :D

Dragonfly77
03-14-2009, 03:57 PM
Another story, but not my own death.

I was hanging out with a level 73-ish fighter and another fighter maybe...3 levels higher than me. We were all just sitting around chatting. Then the high-leveled fighter gets up and pulls out his oversized sword. Before either of us could do anything, he whirled around in his aoe attack, attacking both of us.

I take the hit sitting, with about 22 hp left. The other fighter, on the other hand, with more end, levels, and better gear, goes from sitting to flopping face down on the floor...

o.o;;

Stingerdan
03-14-2009, 04:12 PM
None. PvP sucks.

THr3eS01di3Rs
03-15-2009, 08:28 AM
I have another one, except I killed someone and I wasnt the one who died =p Anyway, I was fighting an Archer he was capped and I was on my 80 archer. Me and this archer have had a sort of rivalry since like the mid 50s. So everytime I go to FBZ1 I see him there, and every time he challenges me, I dont have anything to lose so I fight. This time however he challenges me and I just go ahead and start attacking cause I know im going to lose aready xD

What happens instead is I crit on my Fury Impact, Bone Shot, Aimed Shot, AND Power shot all in a row and kill him in 2 seconds xD! Me and him both had a good laugh there xD

KungFuHobo
03-15-2009, 08:43 AM
Hush swinty <.< I could totully beat yeh ><!

badfury
03-15-2009, 11:55 AM
once time i was a lv 56 fighter going to help a friend of mine in LS and i was 1 hp[dont know why] and i wanna kill this mob in one hit and so i start to attack, the first miss and then the mob hit me and me go die

mynameisbobnotk
03-18-2009, 03:16 PM
The only one i can remember was durring the christmas event...i was being killed for chests, i hated it the first couple times but soon got over it because i would never try to steal someones chest or kill for a chest so most people left me alone.

except for this one mage, he would keep killing me for a chest, and from what i saw in the chat box...he was doing it to more people than just me.

i saw him running past me, probally to kill more people, Payback. killed him with a fury of my arrows. i kept doing that for some time, but only when i saw him killing for a chest.

same thing happend but with some low level player(cannot remember the class) this person tried to kill me for the chest, i didnt have my wepon equiped because i was only there for the rewards, i was only getting hit for about 10-12 dammage (i have a weird build because the archer was my first character) i finishtd opening the chest turned arround and in one thrust of my fist the player lay face down on the stones.


On my cleric however i dont have a funny death but a halarious strain of luck, the dragon came walking up to me and i was ready for death, then the words BLOCK appeared...after saying *** another BLOCK appeared, then i died.

nique554
03-19-2009, 11:24 PM
My funniest PvP death would have to be when I got owned by a lvl 30 cleric at lvl 42,but this was not your average everyday lvl 30 cleric she was buffed,charmed,had on crit suits,full +9 gear,and a +9 shield and hammer,not to mention she was full str.The fight carried on for about 10 minutes until she suddenly gets like 10 crits in a row...needless to say I got pwnt but the funniest part about it is she asked me to plvl right after. O_o

ultimate2009
03-20-2009, 10:43 PM
one time i was fighting a good friend of mine, we were both 8x fighters but i was 3 lvls below him. I put on my all out str gears and so did he, when the fight finished we both die perfectly in sync on the last hit

deimos.
03-29-2009, 03:30 PM
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc54/Deimos697/screenshot052.jpg

Squishies hurt :(..

jadedeepfire
03-31-2009, 04:28 AM
i was in pvp and my bf poisoned me till i was with 1 hp and i telled ppl there to not kill me and noone did (weird)and then my best friend come and punch me,he missed then i tried to fear him and lol..he hited me 200 by punching T.T...damn caped fighters pure str >.>

Canboy
03-31-2009, 04:37 AM
Rofl, at lv 89 on ym mage Id finished a 1v1 with a friend, left with 22 hp. My other friend whos on his alt mage at thetime with an unhanced lvl 30 wand. hits me for 23 dmg >.> killed by a lvl 30 mage xD

jadedeepfire
03-31-2009, 05:17 AM
rofl i remember i was 1v1 my bf and for first time i was winning and...the dragon of xmas come and kill me..i was like WHY MEE T.T

kckillem
04-07-2009, 09:09 AM
i think that when a lvl 20 mage kills a scrolled lvl 3X fighter that that is so funny i did that i think that some ppl should start over ( i was not 9+ ever and he gotten pwned horrid.

rubyshadow
04-07-2009, 02:03 PM
So I was sitting in fbz2 with my friend, talking. (Nobody else was there) He's lvl 86... and I'm lvl 50. Suddenly he stands up, and of course, I lag. Next thing I know, I'm dead. xD

Apparently he just 'happened' to be dancing (with an axe in his hand?) and it hit me.

lordalden
04-07-2009, 02:07 PM
Mine was a long time ago. It was in Elderine, and there was a GM war, and Motors was there. I asked Motors to duel, and after having his/her fun with doing some Inferno style ultra-kill to mass amounts of people(this was before 2nd job was even out), Motors took me to the jail(scaaaary stuff!). We talked for a minute, and then we had a boxing match. Next thing I know "BOOOOOM" I take like 3k damage, when I only had about 700 HP.

We warp back to Elderine, and Motors warps me up into the Arena, where they let me whack on them with my axe for a wee bit, then turns around and drops an Inferno on my head for unheard of amounts of damage. It did so much I literally fell out of my chair crying and in pain from laughing so hard. I'll try to find the SS.

Edit: Aww. I don't have an SS. Ah well, it was a good time, all the same!

fireyair
04-07-2009, 02:20 PM
Mine was a long time ago. It was in Elderine, and there was a GM war, and Motors was there. I asked Motors to duel, and after having his/her fun with doing some Inferno style ultra-kill to mass amounts of people(this was before 2nd job was even out), Motors took me to the jail(scaaaary stuff!). We talked for a minute, and then we had a boxing match. Next thing I know "BOOOOOM" I take like 3k damage, when I only had about 700 HP.

We warp back to Elderine, and Motors warps me up into the Arena, where they let me whack on them with my axe for a wee bit, then turns around and drops an Inferno on my head for unheard of amounts of damage. It did so much I literally fell out of my chair crying and in pain from laughing so hard. I'll try to find the SS.

Edit: Aww. I don't have an SS. Ah well, it was a good time, all the same!

~Nyahahaha.

That would be the [GM] Fart move.

Yeah, it's been named.



Peace:cool:

lordalden
04-07-2009, 02:32 PM
~Nyahahaha.

That would be the [GM] Fart move.

Yeah, it's been named.



Peace:cool:

I'm not gonna lie to you. It was brutal. REALLY brutal.

Sliverkerr
04-08-2009, 08:15 PM
I was sitting with my friends talking next to a spawning area. I killed all of the noobs that spawned there, which was a lot, and laughed about it. About 5 minutes later, right after my friends left, this mob of the noobs(i think they were stalking me) and their friends come charging at me with everything they've got. They were mostly lvl 3s ad such and I was having a good ol' time, when this level 25 says hes gonna kill me. He attacks and I sit there laughing. I attack him back and guess what? The noobs came back for sweet revenge on their lvl 30s. I'm sure you can guess what happened.

amatsushinsei
04-08-2009, 08:49 PM
stupidest pk: i was abyssing in 40 abyss trying to plvl my friend when i was lv 54-ish. it was 1 in the morning and i was in a bad mood XD. so we partied with fail clerics and random people. then suddenly, our party member turned on us and pk'd my friend. I pk'd him back...and accidentally aoe'd another mean person who'd been annoying us >_<" with about 300 hp left i got 1-hit ko'd lol. that was embarrassing xD I am a mage btw. Very Very Weak. :)

amatsushinsei
04-08-2009, 10:16 PM
oh a worse pk for me was when i was standing around in FBZ 2 with my lv 73 friend...i was high lv 4x. I wanted to "train" with him so when i became a higher level i could take on fighters better...when in his house, he healed faster than i could hit -_-. So i told him to get out of his house and be a man so he did and started hitting me without using any skills...I then died. And he said. "OMG SORRY!! OOPS! I accidentally had a crit!" T_T. Lawl. He could also punch me to death >_<. This makes me ask the question...WHY ARE MAGES SO WEAK? x_x

great_wolf
04-09-2009, 12:17 AM
level 76 archer (pay no attention to the levels below XD), i decided to go to the lvl 60 abyss becaus i heard some of my friends were getting pked, drop in, kill the pkers and decide to stay in there. Well people randomly try to hit me and this level 60 asks if he can test his damage on me. i was thinking hell why not i have 3.6k hp 1.1k evasion i can survive what ever he throws at me. so im sitting there in my house waiting for the inevitable misses when suddenly. CRIT CRIT CRIT miss CRIT die..........i was literally like what the heck just happened XD

Dylextic
04-14-2009, 11:21 PM
-pretends to be Fibrizo for a second- I got pwned by reni..he did a 17k crit on me..hes 79 im 89..x.x -turns back to reni- MUHAHAHAH D<

ofc i was charmed 90% for the whole minute w/ a str pot :)

goten10
04-28-2009, 08:21 PM
I was lvl 42.I was waiting for my wife to come meet me.A lvl 64 fighter comes up to me an d asks for pvp.I said Uh ok.He atks me and dose Power hit.BOOM!!1273 Crit.This dude must have Had alot of crit stuff(He had GOC axe +9)

sirlee23
05-06-2009, 08:54 PM
lol I was on my lvl 1 fighter in guild war for fun, and 3 mages mapped the spawn zone with aoe, and I couldnt get out XD

ninja_frogz
05-06-2009, 09:37 PM
Once I was watching a friend pvp against someone in the Abyss and...

They both died at the same time! LOL

Epic draw!

Sesshomaru
05-06-2009, 10:42 PM
I'm in pvp kq, I kill the hammer, im here spamming and clicking trying to pick it up, im panicking and finally notice my inventory is full, some other random comes up to me, picks up the hammer and kills me =\

Dragonfly77
05-13-2009, 12:29 AM
Oh I got one!!

It was in pvp kq and I was having so much fun. Got hit by the hammer and died, but when I respawned something very odd happened. After my idle buff ran out, I got some weird glitch and still couldn't attack, but I could get attacked. I was liek "O_O this can't be D:"

Last 2 minutes of kq = lots of desperate people trying to rack up points
Crazy archer (me ._.; )spam killing anyone = plenty people wanting revenge
No more scrolls or buffs, few stones, and famous squishiness = easy target
No attacking = no method of defense (running doesn't count when they spam stuns)

x_x you can guess what happened.

At one point I got killed by a level 3x mage who was only 1 hit away from dying. I stood there, helpless, getting fried by her magic and being able to do nothing. XD What was even more frustrating was that she kept missing, prolonging it enough for someone to notice me.

Evil evil evil... >.<

Mai-Vani-Chan
05-13-2009, 01:02 AM
I was lvl 6x and was on the pvp kq. I srsly forgot to restone when I came out of abyss XDD.
Almost everyone ganged up on me since I accidentally said out loud "0 hp stones left" lmao XDDD. ~~

yeah, I have 0 hp stones and everyone killed o___O On my archer XDD

gog-o
05-13-2009, 08:25 PM
My criazy gf ig was hitting me and left me at 13 hp till i was dancing and chating.. then i was bored, and i asked pvp any1 (i was in abyss 30)... ya and some mage lvl 12 came with no crit suits and t1's, and she did fire bolt on me and crit 17... I was like ***, and she said well, u asked, i accepted and won lol.. i was 46 xD epic defeat ^^
Well i was loling so dam much, i plvled her on 20 ^^
she deserved it xD

Morok
05-17-2009, 10:31 PM
Here is a necro LOL

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/mattos_bucket/screenshot413.jpg

And yes i was trying to kill her T.T

EvenSmarterChild
05-17-2009, 10:36 PM
Once upon a..today,
I was in FBZ1 on my 80 mage, with my 85 cleric friend in my pt. I decided to purge/steal this guy's T3's, and he wasn't too happy. So he logs onto his 95+ fighter (with a Helga axe, woo.), and we run him around. xD He starts closing in on me, so my friend invinces me. He hits me once and completely breaks through the invince. Then I died.




It was hilarious. My friend and I were rofl'ing hecka hard.

solarwings
05-18-2009, 12:24 AM
One hit through Invince :O?

gog-o
05-18-2009, 01:38 AM
Once upon a..today,
I was in FBZ1 on my 80 mage, with my 85 cleric friend in my pt. I decided to purge/steal this guy's T3's, and he wasn't too happy. So he logs onto his 95+ fighter (with a Helga axe, woo.), and we run him around. xD He starts closing in on me, so my friend invinces me. He hits me once and completely breaks through the invince. Then I died.




It was hilarious. My friend and I were rofl'ing hecka hard.

dayum lad, did u had any equis on xD

wakeyg
05-18-2009, 07:02 AM
I was afk in FBZ and some archer left me at 1 hp for a joke I just came back to see some lvl 1x walk over and hit me was like lol 8x gets killed by a lvl 10

raven_satogi
05-18-2009, 09:14 AM
my funniest time was in pvp kq, I was running from the dude with the hammer...only to run into the wall not once but twice >.< there goes my t3 speed scroll