secret Nana event shh

[ForgottenMiss27]

lets play a game. =) last person to post in this thread gets a free pegasus!

[TrailDawG]

last person? doesnt that mean the event will go forever Dx

[kij024]

Last .

[Sockrawteez]

no, im last now D<

[saint_attila]

D:< No, I'm last.

[Mystique80]

I want it...I want it

[DF001]

Well, we need to get it closed, so I'll start

Renascence sucks

[jonnohXcore]

now I'm last....besides...I love nana the mostest 0.<

[Mystique80]

Gimme gimme

[Mystique80]

oops double post

[Inorruk]

Latin Guild is the most fail guild ever, they should disband the guild, because they are full of a bunch of fail players D:<

[ForgottenMiss27]

what if i get last post =)

[jonnohXcore]

You know who sucks more than Rena, Gaara 0.<

[Mystique80]

Gimme =( Grrrrr

[jonnohXcore]

latin guild is the most fail guild ever, they should disband the guild, because they are full of a bunch of fail players d:<


don't you ever ever ever say those words again!

I call blasphemy!

[Mystique80]

please...lmfao

[jonnohXcore]

Mysti is a spammer!

[ajayyyy]

last ;p

10 char

[Mystique80]

Yeah cause I want it...I want the horsey

[jonnohXcore]

Ajay you cant play because you're a bum.

[Mystique80]

-growls- Mine...back away from this thread!

[jonnohXcore]

I meant that you were actually a bot that spams in Roumen :(

[DF001]

gimme the pegasus, yuki

[ajayyyy]

Last d:<<<<<<

[Mystique80]

I meant that you were actually a bot that spams in Roumen :(

No...lol I am a lvl 8x cleric.

[Inorruk]

On a side note for all you PvPers out there: It is against the law to "own" a person...
On January 1st, 1863 the Emancipation Proclimation went into effect, (The law that freed the slaves and made slavery illegal) This proclimation was introduced by the then President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln... So before you go off saying you "owned" someone in PvP, remember that by "owning" this person you are comitting a crime...

[/totallyofftopicandthisthreadshouldbeclosed]
Thanks =D

[jonnohXcore]

Nana, remember all those times we made sweet love?

[ajayyyy]

Last last last last</3

[lenore_lurks]

lol so true.

*posts*

[Mystique80]

lastlastlastlast

[ajayyyy]

On a side note for all you PvPers out there: It is against the law to "own" a person...
On January 1st, 1863 the Emancipation Proclimation went into effect, (The law that freed the slaves and made slavery illegal) This proclimation was introduced by the then President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln... So before you go off saying you "owned" someone in PvP, remember that by "owning" this person you are comitting a crime...

[/totallyofftopicandthisthreadshouldbeclosed]
Thanks =D

***?? LOL

10 char

[ForgottenMiss27]

what if a CL doesnt close this XDDD

[jonnohXcore]

No...lol I am a lvl 8x cleric.


You're only lying to yourself now. :(

[ajayyyy]

Closings for losers ;)

[pyro_shade]

posty post

[DF001]

On a side note for all you PvPers out there: It is against the law to "own" a person...
On January 1st, 1863 the Emancipation Proclimation went into effect, (The law that freed the slaves and made slavery illegal) This proclimation was introduced by the then President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln... So before you go off saying you "owned" someone in PvP, remember that by "owning" this person you are comitting a crime...

[/totallyofftopicandthisthreadshouldbeclosed]
Thanks =D

I'm glad that I don't live in the US.

[Inorruk]

spam spam spam

[Mystique80]

Gimme Gimme Gimme

[lenore_lurks]

I think you guys post too quickly D:

[jonnohXcore]

Is getting banned for 3 days really worth a pegasus?

O: I think soo ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

[ajayyyy]

Nana eats babies..

[maestromindtake]

pffft losers like the guy above me

[Mystique80]

Mine Mine Miine Mine

[ajayyyy]

peggy peggy peggy<3

[Aeriex]

ROFL! Wow Nana xD

[lenore_lurks]

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Mystique80]

I want it...-eats all the posters-

[jonnohXcore]

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[Inorruk]

I'm glad that I don't live in the US.

Unless you live in a 3rd-world country, i'm sure slavery has also been outlawed wherever you live... and I highly doubt that you live in a 3rd world country due to the fact that you have internet access

P.S.- Gaara is a nub who should gtfo of this thread D:<

[Mystique80]

Mine Mine Mine Mine </3

[ajayyyy]

Aeyr also eats babies, along with len. and myst. ;)

[saint_attila]

*is now last*

[Aeriex]

-eats mysti-

[Inorruk]

Lol, you won't win mysti, because I have already won :D

[Mystique80]

Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme

[ajayyyy]

last last last. :D

[saint_attila]

*last again*

[Mystique80]

I want the horsey =(

[Inorruk]

*puts on his spamface* ~.^

[Aeriex]

I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat babies >.>

[ajayyyy]

Oh you cheated</3

[jonnohXcore]

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[Mystique80]

Mine Mine Mine-eats juuuu all-

[Inorruk]

A wise man once said "If you ain't first, you're last!!!!"

[ajayyyy]

LOL LIES. You ate babies when you invaded last night<3

[ForgottenMiss27]

Asdf, asdf.

[Mystique80]

Gimme Gimme Gimme Mine Mine Mine

[Inorruk]

I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat babies >.>

She isin't afraid of eating babies pant's though...

[kij024]

spam spam spam


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Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme
Ya'll can get banned for these posts, just so you know.

[ajayyyy]

fdsa, fdsa?

[jonnohXcore]

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[ajayyyy]

@_@ too much spam

[kij024]

fdsa, fdsa?

This too. >.>;

[Mystique80]

Gimme Gimme Gimme Mine Mine Mine <3333

[Aeriex]

I'm not a moth. I don't eat fabric thank you very much :]

[Inorruk]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Hellifiknow

[saint_attila]

*spam last*

[ajayyyy]

Nobles eats babies<3

[jonnohXcore]

I will win this O:<

[Mystique80]

I like chocolate chip cookies

[Aeriex]

Rofl Wes and i are carrying on a conversation and Everyone else is all aasjdfafhlagjhl SPAMASUARUSREX! D<

[ajayyyy]

Is Nana drunk .-. LOL

[Mystique80]

I like coffee o.O

[ForgottenMiss27]

im not drunk.... yet.

[jonnohXcore]

Rena is full of nubs -Begs CL to close thread now-

[ajayyyy]

Rofl EWes and i are carry on a conversation and Everyone else is all aasjdfafhlagjhl SPAMASUARUSREX! D<

Im attempting to respond >.> LOL

[Inorruk]

I'm not a moth. I don't eat fabric thank you very much :]

You look like one though >: O!

[Mystique80]

Possibly?

-10 char-

[saint_attila]

*KAIOKEN last*

[ajayyyy]

LOL NANA, did you see what some idiot posted about you on Silkys os pf!? HAHAHAHAHA.

[jonnohXcore]

Rofl Wes and i are carrying on a conversation and Everyone else is all aasjdfafhlagjhl SPAMASUARUSREX! D<


Don't act like you're not impressed. 0.<

[Mystique80]

My horsey...Gimme Gimme

[Aeriex]

You're retarded Wes xD

[Inorruk]

Rofl Wes and i are carrying on a conversation and Everyone else is all aasjdfafhlagjhl SPAMASUARUSREX! D<

Lol, yeah, because we all win and they fail.

[ajayyyy]

My horsey...Gimme Gimme

LOL, she's not even in a convo, shes just spamming.

[Mystique80]

-eats the people before me- Mine

[jonnohXcore]

Nana, just to let you know, I'll make sweet love to that pegasus if I win it.

[Aeriex]

-Goes to look at Silky's profile-

[saint_attila]

*spirit bomb*

*now last*

[Mystique80]

I am having a semi convo.

[ajayyyy]

-eats the people before me- Mine

Eats your face. @_@

[Inorruk]

zzz, Mysti likes to spam [/permban]

[saint_attila]

*kamehameha*

*last*

[Mystique80]

-kills everyone and refuses to revive-

[ajayyyy]

LOL Aeyr, I laughed to hard when I saw that, you don't even know. Then I sent the link to everyone spreading it like Sars in china :o

[Inorruk]

o.o my [/permban] rights have been stripped from me, she's still posting D:<

[jonnohXcore]

Watch us all get banned for this -spamspamspam all over Ayer's face-

[athenewins]

Im pro your noob thats life dude. Whats your rating huh? 1200 you scrubnubs.

Regards,
Athene best paladin on the server the battlegroup and also the world

[Inorruk]

-kills everyone and refuses to revive-

Good thing you are a cleric and do literally ZERO damage :D

[ajayyyy]

Lol spam on Aeyrs face!? ;o

[Aeriex]

Err. What'd I miss? Dx

[Inorruk]

AMG fear Mysti's epic 1's D:

[DF001]

o.o 100 posts on 10 mins

[ajayyyy]

We spammed on your face.

[jonnohXcore]

Wanna know who was the nubbiest cleric?

Yuki was.

[athenewins]

shwtt around the corner

[Inorruk]

Err. What'd I miss? Dx

^-- She was afk eating baby clothes

[ajayyyy]

@_@ I love the hate<3

[jonnohXcore]

Ajay, I spammed on Ayers face...she liked it alot....now she needs to wipe herself off.

[Aeriex]

Rofl. I'm bored now, Imma go play PW >:3

[athenewins]

Everyone! Sandandstone is FULL END LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! what a gey

[Mystique80]

I have good str...thanks...come again!

[ajayyyy]

LOL, Yeah? Aeyr likes meat on her face? <3


Daughter ;o

[Inorruk]

uhmmm... [advertisegoldsitehere]

(Apparently 10 Char) o.0

[Mystique80]

and I have good end too ^^

[ajayyyy]

Rofl. I'm bored now, Imma go play PW >:3

;o what server?

[athenewins]

ive the skill ima win shwt shwt

[jonnohXcore]

Yeah she likes alot of meat on her face...should've seen her on the webcam O:

[ajayyyy]

If I had a peggy I'd step on someones face. D:<

[Inorruk]

Everyone! Sandandstone is FULL END LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! what a gey

EVERYONE! That's Kannon_Z, Flame him because he is a fail noob... who has never even been on a boat... Because he is a noob who fails, and likes to eat feces... and apparently doesn't know how to use proper grammar...

[Aeriex]

;o what server?

Lost city? .__.
I'm only like level 19 though xD

[ajayyyy]

Yeah she likes alot of meat on her face...should've seen her on the webcam O:

So Aeyrs cheating on Noble for a guy that has a spam ____. .. ;D

[jonnohXcore]

2girls1cup

CLOSE THE THREAD NAO!

[Mystique80]

-sigh- Meanies =(

-10 char-

[Aeriex]

Lol Almost 15 pages, how sad xD

[ajayyyy]

Lost city? .__.
I'm only like level 19 though xD

Ohh, if you get into it i'll give you that panther ;)

I bought it for 20 bucks @_@ but I don't even play anymore.

[jonnohXcore]

So Aeyrs cheating on Noble for a guy that has a spam ____. .. ;D


Noble is cheating on Aeyr with me also....secrect love triangle!

[ajayyyy]

2girls1cup

CLOSE THE THREAD NAO!

Why not 3 girls 2 cups? ;D or Kids in a sandbox?

[Aeriex]

Rofl. I like Fiesta more, but I'm bored trying to cap magey
RAISE CAP PL0X!

[ajayyyy]

Noble is cheating on Aeyr with me also....secrect love triangle!

Not much of a triangle if it all goes to you >.> People hogger. </3

[jonnohXcore]

It'll make 30 pages

4girlsfingerpainting

NAO CLOSE IT!

[Aeriex]

-___-
I'm not cheating on Noble you lames
Noblee <3~

[Inorruk]

I have good str...thanks...come again!

lol, if you consider 100 strength at level 8x to be "good strength" then you really fail :D

[Mystique80]

Lmao....Aeyr, I set a price on those pants....lol

[ajayyyy]

Rofl. I like Fiesta more, but I'm bored trying to cap magey
RAISE CAP PL0X!

I like PWs no glitches thing. And the massive hops ;)

[ajayyyy]

It'll make 30 pages

4girlsfingerpainting

NAO CLOSE IT!

LOL I saw that, that was disgusting.

[Mystique80]

Ummmmmm 470 str...thanks

[jonnohXcore]

-throws a pipe bomb at everyone-

I win ;)

[Alodia]

Ohmygod, you guys really want that Pegasus, huh?
o.o

[ajayyyy]

-___-
I'm not cheating on Noble you lames
Noblee <3~

I thought you were drinking today ;D

Auryen wants me drunk so I say something mean to that girl stealing Nanas giveaway game. Ask her about it ;D

[Aeriex]

I'm told I'm not allowed too buy them v.v

[jonnohXcore]

Ever watch jarsquatter, ajay?

[ajayyyy]

Ohmygod, you guys really want that Pegasus, huh?
o.o

LOL

10char.

[Inorruk]

I like PWs no glitches thing. And the massive hops ;)

Lol, double jump that goes like 435784395 feet into the air

[kij024]

. . . :(

[eiros]

I HEARD MY NAME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hahah she is so laaaaame ;_;

[saint_attila]

*spamming for the fun of it*

*last* :3

[Aeriex]

I thought you were drinking today ;D

Auryen wants me drunk so I say something mean to that girl stealing Nanas giveaway game. Ask her about it ;D

Rofl Its only 6 PM here. And the raid itsn't for several hours, I'll start drinking then, more fun >:3

[jonnohXcore]

No we're doing this for pure amusement.

[ajayyyy]

I'm told I'm not allowed too buy them v.v

You can't buy drinks? Jeez where do you live >.>



Ever watch jarsquatter, ajay?

I don't think I want to..

[Inorruk]

100 silver for each person that stop posting on this thread ;D

[Mystique80]

I'm told I'm not allowed too buy them v.v

Who told you that?

[eiros]

rawrrawrrawr
I can't even keep up lalala

[ajayyyy]

Rofl Its only 6 PM here. And the raid itsn't for several hours, I'll start drinking then, more fun >:3

Oh yeah, so you can spam heal helga instead of the people trying to kill it. Makes sense Aeyr /)_(\

[Aeriex]

Lol Yea one jump is like 251465465165413218642 feet xD

[Mystique80]

100 silver for each person that stop posting on this thread ;D

Do you think that, that is actually gonna work?

[jonnohXcore]

Sand make that 2g and I'll stop right now 0.<

[Inorruk]

*thinks about posting a link to 2girls1cup...*

[Aeriex]

Lol Well tecnically I can't buy drink.
<-- 16. I have liquor slaves xD

And yes it make perfect sense thankyouverymuch

[ajayyyy]

Too awesome for you Aeyr.

[Mystique80]

Ewwwww Wes....yuck

[jonnohXcore]

-makes babygravy- D;

[Aeriex]

Lol See you in three days Wes xD

[Inorruk]

Do you think that, that is actually gonna work?

Lol no, just needed something cool to say instead of spamming stuff...



Sand make that 2g and I'll stop right now 0.<

Lol, think I have that kind of money?

[ajayyyy]

I can buy drinks >.> im 18 LOL. Look harder Aeyr.

[kij024]

Mysti was singing britney spears song.. "gimme gimme gimme gimme"...

[eiros]

I post
Effword D:<

[Inorruk]

You are all bumfaces...

[jonnohXcore]

No one is ever gonna get this, WAIT!

Watch the last person be a CL that gets it..

[saint_attila]

*rawr*

*last*

[Mystique80]

This isn't fun anymore =(

[Aeriex]

Rofl. But I'm a good kid D:

;D

[Inorruk]

Mysti was singing britney spears song.. "gimme gimme gimme gimme"...

Lol, what should we give her *ponders* >:3

[jonnohXcore]

Yeah Sand, I think you have that kind of money :O

[Aeriex]

Nana said that wasn't OS staff xD

[Inorruk]

This isn't fun anymore =(

Then stop posting ;D

[Mystique80]

Mysti was singing britney spears song.. "gimme gimme gimme gimme"...

Imma kick you right in the *BLEEP*

[ajayyyy]

Alright, I would TOTALLY love to do this more with you guys, and win that AWESOME peggy. But I gotta help my friend out. ;) He's trying to level.

Nana, thanks again for the Roar. <3

[ForgottenMiss27]

Im on a boat!

[jonnohXcore]

-Gives Mysti babygravy- O:

[eiros]

then stop posting ;d


no u dddddddd:<

[jonnohXcore]

Im on a boat!


Believe me when I say, I ________ a mermaid!

[eiros]

no u dddddddd:<




Ohay they took away all my caps.


LAMESAUCE.

[Inorruk]

Im on a boat!

*expletive* trees I climb bouoy's Mother *expletive*

[Hipposaur]

Lol you should've made a date a Nana event instead :/

[Aeriex]

Rofl And Imma go play PW xD

[pyro_shade]

man you do post fast O.O

[Mystique80]

-Gives Mysti babygravy- O:

Ewwwie
-10 char-

[Aeriex]

Rofl you're not on a boat yet ;D

[jonnohXcore]

Hit on Debra, Like a boss.

Get rejected, like a boss.

[ForgottenMiss27]

Aww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ****
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the **** up, this boat is REAL!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[Inorruk]

Lol you should've made a date a Nana event instead :/

Lol, Nana decided not to do that event because I had an unfair advantage...


Rofl And Imma go play PW xD

Bye :D

(1lesspersontocompetewith)

[eiros]

Bwarg :3

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[jonnohXcore]

Ewwwie
-10 char-


You know you like it.

[kij024]

Post.. too.. fast..

*zips pants*

[ForgottenMiss27]

Aww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ****
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the **** up, this boat is REAL!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[Mystique80]

Omg...the lyrics

[Inorruk]

Aww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ****
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the **** up, this boat is REAL!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

E.P.I.C.
(10char)

[eiros]

Aww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ****ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ****
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the **** up, this boat is REAL!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)



LOLQUOTE.

Epic win for Nana <333

[Mystique80]

This is going too fast

[jonnohXcore]

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem, so your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss, ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
**** me a can't ****ing do it ****
***** out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes **** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own **** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? no doubt, you chop you balls off and die? hell yea. and I think that at uh one point there you said something about sucking your own ****? nope.

[Aeriex]

I got my flippy floppies!

[Mystique80]

Rawr Gimme Gimme...noble don't you dare

[Inorruk]

Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm

[mikejodeb123]

Omg...the lyrics


I knoow. ><"

[aknrules]

lol some close please :P

[eiros]

GRR.

Brawl won't work D:
I wanted to get my tail kicked by Tenchi. (or reverse, you never know.)

[ForgottenMiss27]

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother****er

[Mystique80]

I got my flippy floppies!

Steals hahahahahaha

[jonnohXcore]

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[Inorruk]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


More to come ^_^

[ajayyyy]

im on a boat!

lol snl tpain hahahahaha.

[Mystique80]

Wow 22 pages....lmfao

[kij024]

Mysti80: *Britney Spears*.."gimme gimme gimme gimme"

[Mystique80]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


More to come ^_^

What the hell...lol

[Aeriex]

My flippy floppies >.>

[jonnohXcore]

baba boosh

[Inorruk]

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.


Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left ******** is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each ******** is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

BOOM!

[Mystique80]

Mysti80: *Britney Spears*.."gimme gimme gimme gimme"

Noble...Imma kick your *beep*

[Deux_Murakama]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I like cereal

[eiros]

FALCOOOON








hug~

[kij024]

Last post?

[jonnohXcore]

Time for change, Obama 08

[Mystique80]

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.


Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left ******** is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each ******** is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

BOOM!

OMG
-10 cars-

[Inorruk]

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s *** halfway through the first chapter.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ***-kicking.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

SHAZAM!!!

[Aeriex]

YOu
Have
no
Life
Wes
xD <3

[jonnohXcore]

Last post?

Nope not the last post.

[eiros]

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s *** halfway through the first chapter.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ***-kicking.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

SHAZAM!!!


Omg epic win<3

[Mystique80]

I want it...gimme already

[jonnohXcore]

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem, so your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss, ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
**** me a can't ****ing do it ****
***** out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes **** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own **** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? no doubt, you chop you balls off and die? hell yea. and I think that at uh one point there you said something about sucking your own ****? nope.

O:<

[Inorruk]

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ***, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ***.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

EPIC WIN!

[kij024]

... This thread should be closed... now.

[Mystique80]

If this don't end soon, I might give up =( I have NO chance =(

[jonnohXcore]

Blah, who wins?

[ajayyyy]

I have no life<3

[Aeriex]

News Flash:
Wes grabs his ankles for Chuck Norris :]

[Inorruk]

YOu
Have
no
Life
Wes
xD <3

Google "chuck Norris fact list"

[Inorruk]

News Flash:
Wes grabs his ankles for Chuck Norris :]

Who doesn't?

[Aeriex]

I have no sleep?

[eiros]

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem, so your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss, ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
**** me a can't ****ing do it ****
***** out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes **** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own **** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? no doubt, you chop you balls off and die? hell yea. and I think that at uh one point there you said something about sucking your own ****? nope.

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You know, that is probably one of the best songs I've heard in a long time.
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