>.> Corrupt-A-Wish anyone?

[LadyLandford]

'Elloo~ I love this game but i haven't seen it here. D: Hope it's allowed to have forum games. >.>; Anyway, it's easy. :3 The first person makes a wish, the second person grants the wish but messes it up like a superevil Genie, then whoever grants the wish makes a new one. So it would be something likke...

Person1: I wish I had pie!
Person2. Granted, you get pie but it's a Sweeney Todd special. [insert new wish here!]

o.o So, I'll make the first wish.
I wish I could get 2 more hours of sleep. >.<

[IroguroMeek]

Granted, But your eyes are taped wide open for those extra 2 hours of sleep!

I wish I didn't have to write my 12 page essay x__x

[PenguinEvan]

ok, you dont have time to work on your essay, but you have to spend all that time in english class doing classwork =D


I wish I had a pet penguin o.o

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You get a penguin but it's totally crazy and tries to eat you o______o

I wish I had some cookies. >.<

[pokemon4955]

Granted!You got a cookie but its poisonous :eek:
I wish cap would raise >:/

[purpleronnie]

Your wish is granted *cap raised in 9 months*
I wish i can do crazy emotion like in anime

[LadyLandford]

granted! you make the crazy emotion but your face is stuck that way forEVAAAARR~! :O

I wish both my speakers worked =o=

[roonthehax]

Granted, they seem fine, but after 10 minutes of listening, they explode, killing you!

I wish I had 1000gems

[doddzy83]

Granted, until u realize u recieved 1000 GEM dusts

I wish i could solo helga :D

[thalegend7695]

Granted, but you just got hacked! ;D
I wish I was a girl ;)

[roonthehax]

You are a girl.

I wish I was rich IRL.

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You get TONS of money, but the world ends and no one else is around to share it with o.o Ouch.

I wish I had no homework! 3:<

[roonthehax]

You have no homework. You just have shedloads of coursework mwahah!

I wish I wasn't hurtty ;(

[BlackDragonEX]

fail..........

[roonthehax]

STFU Bish!

[BlackDragonEX]

STFU Bish!

lmfao blaim my lagginess


on topic/ I wish i had a capped cleirc to help guildies /w helga

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You find a cleric but they stink at healing D:

I wish I had my own farm :3

[BlackDragonEX]

Granted! You find a cleric but they stink at healing D:

I wish I had my own farm :3

Granted! But there are only pigs on ur farm!

I wish i could get a chip implanted to my brain instead of going to school!

[thalegend7695]

Granted, but the chip implantment failed and you have 1hour to live....nvm, now
I wish somebody would plvl my 26 mage to 30. :3

[LadyLandford]

Granted! But now you don't have enough money to buy stones or skills. ;o; [Btw, who drew the picture in your siggy? o.o It's really good.]

I wish I would stop losing my hair clips. o.o

[BlackDragonEX]

you find all ur hair clips but there broken!
i wish i had all +9 armours!

[Nipah]

granted but its all npc

edit: stop posting before me >:(

iwish my cat wud stop biting my nose

[leobaloy]

granted but its all npc

edit: stop posting before me >:(

iwish my cat wud stop biting my nose

granted, your cat stops biting your nose, but instead starts humping you o.o

i wish i was happy ;/

[roonthehax]

You are happy, you just saw me coming in from behind <3

I wish I owned OutSpark =o

[thalegend7695]

Granted
I wish somebody plvled me so I can get vl 30 and kill these dam 20 abyss noobs >:/

[easye0121]

Granted, but before you could kill one, their level 89 brother kills you
I wish I could get a decent plvl ;o

[Nipah]

granted, but the plvler takes all your moneyy

i wish my fighter was capped already ;/

[roonthehax]

you get it capped, but then you delevel it somehow..o.O

I wish I had hacks

[thalegend7695]

u get banned then ur brain gets hacked......what brain tho? :O
I wish I could dlvl my archer to 36

[leobaloy]

u get banned then ur brain gets hacked......what brain tho? :O
I wish I could dlvl my archer to 36

-deletes your archer- there now you have to start over from the beginning

i wish my life was better ;/

[Nipah]

your life is better but now youre bald :/

i wish foooor... a new phone!

[thalegend7695]

You get a new phone, it's a K-Mart plastic oen tht u cant do anythign with but make noise
I wish KingTerror gave me his mage's stuff xD

[LadyLandford]

Graanted. King Terror gives you his mage stuffs, but someone hacks your account and swipes it! o.o!

I wish I would log on and my character would magically be capped.

[thalegend7695]

Your character get's capped, I hack your account :3
I wish I had my banned 60 enchanter sh4d0wkid back x.x

[Nipah]

granted, but miraculously all your other characters get banned

i wish foooor... a pool!

[mage_way14]

ok but it is filled with no water and your in a drought
i wish i could have my room cleaned

[thalegend7695]

your home blows up
I wish I had my enchanter/warrior back, not hacked, nothing bad happened to them too, and nothing irl happened so I couldnt get on comp, or outspark, etc tht will make me lose them/anything irl

[LadyLandford]

o.o Graaanted. [Nice one>.<] but! You get all your charas back, but now you're bored of the game an don't want to play anymore. ._.

I wish my scanner would work right. >.<

[thalegend7695]

It works right now, buttt :3 its really a transformer and runs away to kill cars
I wish lady was in front of me irl with no.........SHOES ON O.O

[badfury]

granted! but she 80 year old :/

i wish i was rich ig

[Stacey]

granted! but she 80 year old :/

i wish i was rich ig


Lol...I like this game...

Granted, you are now rich in-game. However, you are so rich that money you posess surpasses all the capacity Isya can hold. Your money has buried all the people of Isya including you, and has immobilized every living soul. Isya is now a empty wasteland of gold...

I wish I had some ice cream...

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You get ice cream but I COME OVER THAR AND EAT IT ALL >3

I wish I could buff people already! [btw, your pingpong thing is so right =o=]

[Nipah]

granted, but your buff kills everyone you buff ;/ LOL

i wish my cleric was 85 so i cud get my BK hammer:)!

[badfury]

granted! but i steal your bk hammer muwhaha

i wish i was make of meat O:

[lady_crystal92]

granted but you're rotten :3
I wish I could be with my bf 24/7

[Stacey]

Granted!

But your bf will be consumed by insanity, which will eat away his brain, and turn him into a merciless zombie...

I wish I could live in my mini house...

[LadyLandford]

Psst! Stacey, make a wish!

[badfury]

granted but then luke skywalker with the buster sword come and cut it till it was nothing. i wish i can live forever

[thalegend7695]

@Nipah, ROFL.
On Topic/Granted, buuuuut, heh, you live forever as a midget and everything in 1 inch above from your reach :)
I wish I was a GM

[Nipah]

granted, you're a GM... for 3 seconds :D

i wish i were a pegasus... LOL.

[Stacey]

Psst! Stacey, make a wish!

Lol, yes I forgot to, but I edited it.


@Nipah, ROFL.
On Topic/Granted, buuuuut, heh, you live forever as a midget and everything in 1 inch above from your reach :)
I wish I was a GM

Granted!

However, on your first day to work, the other GMs somehow decided to resign and left you
with a huge workload...:confused:

I wish I could live on the moon...

[badfury]

granted but u doesnt have any food so u die sadly and lonely in space till one day a ship carry u on and u find a handsome guy but then the ship go bye bye.

i wish i was gundam

[nikkilove]

granted but u doesnt have any food so u die sadly and lonely in space till one day a ship carry u on and u find a handsome guy but then the ship go bye bye.

i wish i was gundam

granted, but you have no pilot and get destroyed in battle

i wish i had $2,000 .___."

[The_Mafioso]

granted, but you have no pilot and get destroyed in battle

i wish i had $2,000 .___."

granted, but then a strange bill comes to your mailbox asking for $4,000

i wish i have an oreo right now...

[leobaloy]

granted, but then a strange bill comes to your mailbox asking for $4,000

i wish i have an oreo right now...

granted but your oreo doesn't have a filling @.@!!

i wish i wasn't hungry o.o;

[LadyLandford]

:O Granted, someone feeds you a ton of food but now you're super full and have a tummy ache!?

I wish I could sleep easier. >.O!

[badfury]

granted but then someone cast a spell on u and never work up till a pig kiss u!

i wish this thingy downloading stuff faster

[thalegend7695]

granted, your computer breaks down
I wish 2Pc Came back to life :D

[purpleronnie]

granted *ur pc come back to life and running around ur house messing around stuff and electrocuted u until u burned to death RAWR

i wish i didnt enhance my top 2 days ago :(((

[Nipah]

you didnt enhance ur top TWO days ago... you enhanced it one day ago :p

i wish my desk was clean.

[purpleronnie]

granted *ur desk was clean for 3 second then u accidently spill a bowl of cereal with milk on it*

i wish im not working tomorrow and forevaaa

[doddzy83]

Granted, but u become broke and cant by precious sparkcash xD

i wish i could fly :)

[leobaloy]

granted, but you fly so high you get sucked into an airplanes engine Q_Q


i wish it was Wednesday already ;/

[purpleronnie]

granted..its wednesday 11:55pm..u got 5 minutes of wednesday ;p
i wish i can go spa everyday

[thalegend7695]

granted *ur pc come back to life and running around ur house messing around stuff and electrocuted u until u burned to death RAWR

i wish i didnt enhance my top 2 days ago :(((

I meant Tupac x.x
/on topic Granted, but the spa burns u alive
I wish I didnt get PK'd in 20 abyss

[Nipah]

granted, you don't get pked in the 20 abyss, but you die all the time to mobs :p

i wish i cud find a godly +9 86 fighter helm >: (

[thalegend7695]

U find the godly +9 86 fighter, the seller makes it 1c more then you have each time you make money
I wish leon told me the double wep glitch

[Nipah]

he told you the weapon glitch, but then you realized you could only afford one weapon >:o

i wiiiishhh, uh it was 7.29 already

[roonthehax]

Granted, it's 21:23. (In UK ;))

I wish ventrilo would go up faster.

[LadyLandford]

Granted!Ventrilo pops up but crashes your computer!

I wish the +9 fairy would give me +9 stuff for the next 40 levels @o@

[roonthehax]

The +9 fairy gives you +9 stuff for the next 40 levels. Only your the wrong class for the weapons.

I wish my neck wasn't hurting.

[divine_sword]

GRANTED but it takes off 10 years of your life span.

I wish i was lvl 89 right now....

[WindCaster]

Wish not granted.

I wish I had SC so I could +9 my stuff and sell it for a lot more. ;_;

[lillunagirl]

granted o.o but you get hacked before you can sell it :3
i wish...my mage would stop dying :X

[thalegend7695]

granted but now your characters are bugged ad you lose exp each time you kill something :D (ETERNAL FARMING QUEST >=D)
I wish my 27 mage didn't just die while posting x.x but nothing happens besides me getting 62 lvls and nothing happens to my character/fiesta/outspark/my account/launcher/game/computer/me/irl/internet/anything else BESIDES THAT. <3

[badfury]

granted! u cant die now but sadly u got ban due to u cant die on your mage.

i wish i was ugly and dumd O;

[LadyLandford]

.. o.o Hm. G-granted? >.>; But now you're paralyzed and can never leave the house, so it doesn't even matter anyway. o.o

I wish I was already in college. =o=

[leobaloy]

.. o.o Hm. G-granted? >.>; But now you're paralyzed and can never leave the house, so it doesn't even matter anyway. o.o

I wish I was already in college. =o=


granted, but you're 83 years old now o.o;

i wish i knew what i was going to do

[Stacey]

granted, but you're 83 years old now o.o;

i wish i knew what i was going to do

Granted! However, your mind decides to have you run around naked in Isya, and thus you are now humiliated.

I wish I could have my own house...

[badfury]

granted! but u cant pay for it O:

i wish i was so dumd and ugly even cats better then me D:

[leobaloy]

granted! but u cant pay for it O:

i wish i was so dumd and ugly even cats better then me D:

granted, but people can't understand your wish

i wish i could go back to being the person i once was =/

[Stacey]

granted, but people can't understand your wish

i wish i could go back to being the person i once was =/


Granted! But you have gone back too far...back when you were only one years old.

I wish knew how to dance...

[badfury]

I wish knew how to dance...
granted! but u love dancing so much u cant stop it, i wish i got a lightersaber

granted, but people can't understand your wish

=/
shh that the plan..

[Stacey]

granted! but u love dancing so much u cant stop it, i wish i got a lightersaber

shh that the plan..


Granted! But when you try to turn on your light saber, the beam is too long and slices everything in its path...including the walls of your house.

I wish I was a nurse so I can heal people...

[leobaloy]

Granted! But when you try to turn on your light saber, the beam is too long and slices everything in its path...including the walls of your house.

I wish I was a nurse so I can heal people...

granted, but you get sick yourself and are unable to heal yourself and eventually you die x.x

i wish i was happy =/

[Stacey]

granted, but you get sick yourself and are unable to heal yourself and eventually you die x.x

i wish i was happy =/

:D Granted! But you are way to happy, and because of your excessive happiness, you are turned over into a private experimental facility, where they run tests on you.

I wish I could stop time to do more studying...

[badfury]

granted! but u spend so much time reading, u live the rest of your live all alone

i wish i was a ugly pig

[Stacey]

granted! but u spend so much time reading, u live the rest of your live all alone

i wish i was a ugly pig

ROFL!!!:D Wish granted, but as an ugly pig, you will be murdered and made into delicious ham.

I wish I could be with my bf...-.-

[thalegend7695]

granted! u cant die now but sadly u got ban due to u cant die on your mage.

i wish i was ugly and dumd O;

Pfft, I said NOTHING happens to my chrs IE ban >O
/on topic
Granted, your BF dies by a pack of ninjas so you are in his coffin with hima nd eventually suffocate
I wish I was dead

[megafangirl314]

Granted. But a cleric revs u from the dead.

I wish summer is here.
(I've played this game lots of times in other forums thx for starting it I love this game :D)

[badfury]

Pfft, I said NOTHING happens to my chrs IE ban >O
/on topic
Granted, your BF dies by a pack of ninjas so you are in his coffin with hima nd eventually suffocate
I wish I was dead
/off topic
it say so in your sigy! muwhahah

/on topic
granted u got send to hell but they didnt want u there[due to your uglyess] so u get to live forever:D i wish i was a dork,nerd and everyone on teva hate me

[leobaloy]

/off topic
it say so in your sigy! muwhahah

/on topic
granted u got send to hell but they didnt want u there[due to your uglyess] so u get to live forever:D i wish i was a dork,nerd and everyone on teva hate me

granted (that's the bad thing)

i wish i could control time @__@!!

[thalegend7695]

Granted, time freezes cuz u drank a icee to fast.
I wish zero was banned for life xD

[badfury]

granted (that's the bad thing)

@__@!!
lmfao omg i knowwww


I wish zero was banned for life xD
granted! since he got nothing to do he keep coming over your house and bug u to dead

i wish i could be MIGHTY-MAN!!

[purpleronnie]

granted *u become a mighty-man with a tight suit that reveal ur belly, pink speedo and lime green boots

i wish i had a McD now

[green-day]

Granted , " Your so happy You got the McD so you cross the street w/o looking " Boom Gets hit by an * airplane* lmao ... and your dead ... Dinosaurs Comes from no were and eats you O: cuz you have Mcd all over you ..... :E
See McD bad for your health >.<

* I wish to you guyz all of your wishes neva comes true * mWuahaha >.<

[The_Mafioso]

Granted , " Your so happy You got the McD so you cross the street w/o looking " Boom Gets hit by an * airplane* lmao ... and your dead ... Dinosaurs Comes from no were and eats you O: cuz you have Mcd all over you ..... :E
See McD bad for your health >.<

* I wish to you guyz all of your wishes neva comes true * mWuahaha >.<

/offtopic...wow talk about imagination

/ontopic

granted, except the genie is lacking sleep running around granting everyone's wish and end up making everyone's wish come true cept yours =p

wish i can ace all the finals coming up these couple weeks x.x

[purpleronnie]

granted *you aced all the final paper but 2 days later they decided for all students to redo the finals due to exam paper got hacked :P

i wish im back to 17

[thalegend7695]

granted, it will happen the very second after your death

[purpleronnie]

boyyy...u need to put ur wish..game cant continue :C

[Nipah]

granted, it will happen the very second after your death

your wishh?

[c8itlyn]

I wish thalegend7695 would post a wish ^^

[Nipah]

granted, but nipah posts a wish instead ;P!

i wish i could get a pool this summer!:P

[King_Obito]

Granted, but the pool is filled with poo :3.

I wish I could get a new kitten.

[Nipah]

granted, you get a kitten, but it's misty's little twin (family inside joke)

i wish that i could have more fooooooooooooooD

[roonthehax]

You can have more food. You get more food. You die from excessive food eating...

I wish I had a bigger penile

[Nipah]

granted, it's so big it can't fit in your pants.

i wish mine was smaller LMAO jk

my real wish: i wish i wasn't sooo lazyy!

[roonthehax]

Granted. But you now like to jump off things, generally injuring yourself.

I wish I get an A* in my Spanish ORAL tomorrow.

[thalegend7695]

Granted, you accidentally took the Spanish oral and you failed and have to go to summer Shool
I was I remembered to post a wish before

[King_Obito]

Granted, but you forget to post it next time ^^.

I wish I was Hello Kitty c:.

[DaveFS]

Granted but for the rest of your life you will be abused by rapid fan girls

...I wish I was a butterfly!

[Stacey]

Granted! But the you get captured by curious children who decide to pull off your wings...

I wish for a guitar...

[TheRealSasukeUchiha]

Granted but it is made out of poison oak so your skin gets very irritated

i wish i had more Sc... lmao

[Stacey]

XD rofl...

Granted. You indeed acquired more SC , but OS decides to raise everything in the CS. Thus, you are unable to buy any items since you cannot afford them.

I wish I was a super model. :D

[thalegend7695]

Granted, but you get shot by Tupac
I wish RealSasuke killed himself irl =P

[DaveFS]

Granted but then something unexpected happens and RealSasuke is still alive

I wish the economy got better >=/

[thalegend7695]

Granted, but they had to kill u,m take ur stuff, and sell ur body to science to fix it.
I wish my friend would stop playign Rohan >_>

[roonthehax]

Granted, Icey starts playing Silkroad.

I wish I had +9 fighter gears with capped str/end/dex/spr from level 35-95 :>

[c8itlyn]

Granted, you get +9 fighter gears with capped str/end/dex/spr from level 35-95 but Outspark replace the fighter class with a ballerina class and all your gear is useless

I wish I could find my left slipper :(

[leobaloy]

Granted, you get +9 fighter gears with capped str/end/dex/spr from level 35-95 but Outspark replace the fighter class with a ballerina class and all your gear is useless

I wish I could find my left slipper :(

granted, but you lose your right slipper

i wish i had a car ;D

[KungFuHobo]

Granted, but its an unfixable hoopty

I wish dakkon was back, and he was as cool as ever, and he made everything better, and also he is immortal, and getting paid big money, and never wants to leave/has to leave again (trying to avoid things from going wrong)

*Bijou-nian invader* >.>

[Haseo64]

Granted!..
But the world comes to an end leaving him floating around space without a computer!! >:D
I wish i had 20 more wishes :o

[WindCaster]

Granted. But they won't ever come true. :)

I wish I had a fish and that I was a better poet.

[Nipah]

granted, but your poetry is so good that your new fish died.

i wish my headache wud go away!

[WindCaster]

Granted. But all of a sudden you lost your right leg.

I wish the poster below me doesn't corrupt my wish and that I had a ham sandwich.

[Haseo64]

Granted!
But you fall down a flight of stairs. :o
I wish i had a better computer x.x

[Haseo64]

Granted. But all of a sudden you lost your right leg.

I wish the poster below me doesn't corrupt my wish and that I had a ham sandwich.

Ima hit chu for posting b4 meh D:<
(yes i know off topic)

[leobaloy]

Granted!
But you fall down a flight of stairs. :o
I wish i had a better computer x.x

granted, but it gets a virus and all you see are **** sites D:

i wish i was where i wanted to be without anything bad happening to me at all ;DD

[King_Obito]

granted, but it gets a virus and all you see are **** sites D:

i wish i was where i wanted to be without anything bad happening to me at all ;DD

Granted, but you then realize you are dead. D:

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake c:.

[Nipah]

Granted, but you then realize you are dead. D:

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake c:.

(i can make you one if you really want it, LMFAO)
granted, but it turns out to be a poop shake....


i wish i had a new glass of water.

[WindCaster]

Granted. But the name 'strawberry' was officially changed to 'leather'. In other words, you're given a leather milkshake and not a strawberry milkshake like you thought you were going to get. (I thought it would be easier to understand the more I explained but I think I made it worse x.x)

EDIT: Damn. Oyo beat me to it.

I still wish the poster below me doesn't corrupt my wish and that I had a ham sandwich.

[leobaloy]

Granted. But the name 'strawberry' was officially changed to 'leather'. In other words, you're given a leather milkshake and not a strawberry milkshake like you thought you were going to get. (I thought it would be easier to understand the more I explained but I think I made it worse x.x)

EDIT: Damn. Oyo beat me to it.

I still wish the poster below me doesn't corrupt my wish and that I had a ham sandwich.

granted, i won't corrupt your wish, so i'll eat your sandwich >:D

i wish my phone's battery lasted longer lmao Q.Q

[lordoffools]

Ok - the phones battery lasts longer - but you have no service anywhere now.

I wish that my wish to be king of the universe would not come true.

[green-day]

Granted ~ But then all people on Earth Extinct except you . and aliens comes over and thy point Leaser Guns to your face . and force you be come the King of universe

I wish i get a nice purple from GOC today !! lOL

[purpleronnie]

u've got a lot of nice purple drop today from GOC...but it turned out to be heaps of lustered gem dust !!!!

i wish i didnt overslept this morning

[Yuyko]

Granted. You'll oversleep all year instead.

I wish... I wish to pass at Maths.

[Stacey]

Granted! You do indeed pass math, but then you are placed into a very advanced math class, in which you must do well in to graduate.

I wish I could live in my mini-house...

[HeroicAce]

granted, but someone stepped on it while you were in it.

I wish i had a pet Dragon.

[Stacey]

Lol!

Granted! But the dragon becomes furious at you because you forgot to feed it.

I wish for a flying carpet to take me all around Isya...

[leobaloy]

Lol!

Granted! But the dragon becomes furious at you because you forgot to feed it.

I wish for a flying carpet to take me all around Isya...

granted, but Aladdin comes and takes it back >.>;

i wish i wasn't depressed .-.

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You make lots of friends that make you undepressed, but you accidentally fall off a bridge, so now you're cripple and you can't move.

I wish my informative speech about Mario/Nintendo would magically write itself :3

[roonthehax]

Written, published, sold millions of copies.

I wish someone would marry me and smexy wivvy mee

[Oirasse]

Granted. The wife would take all of your money... then dump you for another rich guy ._.

I wish I can level faster >.>

[c8itlyn]

Granted. The wife would take all of your money... then dump you for another rich guy ._.

I wish I can level faster >.>

Granted, and you level so fast that you set a new record, you become world famous, get rich, publish your autobiography entitled "Speed levelling, A whirlwind trip around the places of Isya" and see out your golden years giving lectures on speed levelling to newbies. Unfortunately everyone become so efficient at levelling thanks to your advice that you are soon forgotten. You cant bare the loneliness and turn to drink. You soon run out of money and are cast aside into the gutters of Monaco where you had been living in a tax free paradise and are hit in the pelvis by a bin lorry.

I wish I won't have a hangover tomorrow ^^

[WindCaster]

Granted, and you level so fast that you set a new record, you become world famous, get rich, publish your autobiography entitled "Speed levelling, A whirlwind trip around the places of Isya" and see out your golden years giving lectures on speed levelling to newbies. Unfortunately everyone become so efficient at levelling thanks to your advice that you are soon forgotten. You cant bare the loneliness and turn to drink. You soon run out of money and are cast aside into the gutters of Monaco where you had been living in a tax free paradise and are hit in the pelvis by a bin lorry.

I wish I won't have a hangover tomorrow ^^

Granted. Instead you have a hangover every day the rest of your life after tomorrow. :D

I wish Brute wouldn't forum stalk me. I get self-conscious. :(

[thedark17]

Granted. Instead you have a hangover every day the rest of your life after tomorrow. :D

I wish Brute wouldn't forum stalk me. I get self-conscious. :(

GRANTED! But he will find you in real life and stalk you then

I wish i had ultimate super awesome super powers!

[Stacey]

GRANTED! But he will find you in real life and stalk you then

I wish i had ultimate super awesome super powers!

Granted! You do indeed acquire "awesome super powers." You powers are so awesome that you are able to defeat any villian that comes your way. You become famous. However, the villians you have once defeated have worked hard to plot their revenge. Now, you are in their prison, and they are ready to strip you of your powers and eventually kill you.

I wish I could have some chocolate pie.

[leobaloy]

Granted! You do indeed acquire "awesome super powers." You powers are so awesome that you are able to defeat any villian that comes your way. You become famous. However, the villians you have once defeated have worked hard to plot their revenge. Now, you are in their prison, and they are ready to strip you of your powers and eventually kill you.

I wish I could have some chocolate pie.

granted, but it has laxatives ;/

i wish that nothing bad would happen to my wish o.o

[WindCaster]

granted, but it has laxatives ;/

i wish that nothing bad would happen to my wish o.o

Wish granted, but you didn't wish for anything else so you fail. :P

I wish I could just catch 'em all!

[doddzy83]

Wish granted, you catch all the sexually transmitted diseases :s

I wish i was a fish :D

[leobaloy]

Wish granted, you catch all the sexually transmitted diseases :s

I wish i was a fish :D

granted, but you get caught and sold as an entree in red lobster ;/

i wish i would stop saying "-goes to do emo thing things- bbl ;/" in guild chat when i go afk ;/

[winterrogue]

granted, but you get caught and sold as an entree in red lobster ;/

i wish i would stop saying "-goes to do emo thing things- bbl ;/" in guild chat when i go afk ;/

granted, but instead you say "-goes to play withself- bbl ;/" when you go afk lool. sorry i found it funny ;/

i wish i had a teleporting machine o:

[leobaloy]

granted, but instead you say "-goes to play withself- bbl ;/" when you go afk lool. sorry i found it funny ;/

i wish i had a teleporting machine o:

granted, but it teleports you into a volcano that's outerspace O.O

fine >.>

i wish, i would stop spaming guild chat when i get on ;~;

[winterrogue]

granted, but it teleports you into a volcano that's outerspace O.O

fine >.>

i wish, i would stop spaming guild chat when i get on ;~;

granted, but you get spammed in whispers

i wish my teleporting machine would only teleport me to places i want it to teleport me >o!

[leobaloy]

granted, but you get spammed in whispers

i wish my teleporting machine would only teleport me to places i want it to teleport me >o!

granted, but it doesn't work lmao :c

i wish i wasn't emo ;~;

[winterrogue]

granted, but it doesn't work lmao :c

i wish i wasn't emo ;~;

lmao ihu!

you`re not emo, instead you wear pink everyday c: which is if you think about it, much worse than being emo! (imhyper.)

i wish i had a tracking device and could plant tracking chips on anyone and stalk them ;DD

[WindCaster]

Wish granted, but everyone dies in some stupid and/or tragic accident.

I wish I could remember what i was about to wish for.

[winterrogue]

you remember what you wished for, but then you see a shiny penny and you forget again >:

i wish for a cooling mat that actually worked

[LadyLandford]

Granted! But it works so well it freezes your laptop to an icecube and now you can't play anymore

I wish my friends from Apoline would come play on Teva~

[leobaloy]

Granted! But it works so well it freezes your laptop to an icecube and now you can't play anymore

I wish my friends from Apoline would come play on Teva~


granted, everyone from apoline comes to teva, but everyone from teva goes to apoline

i wish i wasn't unloved ;~;

[badfury]

granted! but u die due to ppl hating u[dont know why he die]

i wish i could kill peter pant

[leobaloy]

granted! but u die due to ppl hating u[dont know why he die]

i wish i could kill peter pant

granted, but peter PAN still lives.

i wish i would win for once D:

[karvaj]

granted, but peter PAN still lives.

i wish i would win for once D:

granted, but after you win for once, you will lose a lot of times
I wish this thread gets deleted <3

[Yuyko]

This thread gets deleted and you'll get banned.

I wish Sissy was my slave forever <3.

[karvaj]

granted, sissy is your slave forever
but she will keeeeel you
I wish yuy was a miner mole

[Yuyko]

Yuy will be a miner mole that will eat your liver. : )

I wish for world peace... oh no nvm o.o ... I wish I'd know how to swim D:!

[sissys_alt]

you will know how to swim but accidentally you will flood.
I wish I has a model wife like Mandy Bentley lmfao

[Yuyko]

She will cheat on you A LOT.

I wish I had a car (a nice one pl0x).

[karvaj]

you will have a ferrari, but you will crash it.
I wish I am in a bed with 5 full extra hot girlys

[Yuyko]

But it will be just a dream.

I wish I was in Greece. ;0

[karvaj]

you will be there, but you will realise what in that person's pants you go there for lmfao
I wish I was in star wars

[Yuyko]

ROFLMFAO!

You're gonna die from in the first 4 seconds like a noob. <.<

I wish for a skateboard. =D

[karvaj]

you will get one but its break once you jump on it with your fat -censored- thing
I wish I survive 5 seconds in star wars

[Yuyko]

And Darth Vader will ***** you in the 6th.

I wish he wasn't mad at me. T_T

[karvaj]

he isn't mad at you, but he will break a lamp on your head for shure :3
I wish I could score 80 in my today basketball match =D

[Yuyko]

Break a leg, literaly.

I wish I was 18.

[karvaj]

granted, your 18 but ! the doctors says if you lose your virginity you die o.o --strange--
I wish I was a millionare with 5 cars

[Yuyko]

@_@ Very strange indeed.

Granted, but you'll die from cancer soon after.

I wish I had moreeeeeeeeeee timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[karvaj]

granted, but you will have less in heaven (if you get to there)
I wish I had more finger lmao

[Yuyko]

So you can ... ewwwww... ok you'll have 1 more finger... but some gangsters will cut it cuz you owe them money.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. x.x

[karvaj]

you wont be lazy but you will be too hyperactive so you will go in a gunshop and buy rocket launcher and uzi and AK-47 and keels everything what moves @.@
I wish you wasn't that innocent

[Yuyko]

I ain't. KTHXBYE.

I wish I had a cat!

[karvaj]

you can have my cat, but he will keels you @.@
I wish I had a zone portal

[Yuyko]

But it will be filled with kitty crap.

I wish I had no homeworks.

[karvaj]

you wont have homeworks but you will have houseworks :O
I wish I wasn't forget to write a wish again

[Yuyko]

You'll write a sucky one as always. jk!

I wish ;S I didn't have to wish for anything.

[karvaj]

you wont have to wish for anything, but then you dont get anything o_o
I wish .. you were married to sissy D=

[Yuyko]

But I won't love you.

I wish I had a grenade.

[karvaj]

You have but you accidentally throw it on your.. wif..husband
I wish I was in the nasa

[Yuyko]

As a janitor.

I wish my brain didn't sleep so much.

[karvaj]

it wont but then you will know what I meant with "you will see <.<"
I wish I had super power

[Yuyko]

Your super power will be to sleep a lot?! x_x

I wish we don't get banned for so much spam *looks around and dies*!

[LadyLandford]

o.o Granted! We don't get banned but we all follow your example of looking around and dying!? o.o!

I wiiish I had super speed!

[thalegend7695]

Granted, your legs get amputated.
I wish I could fin some darn +9 44-50 mage armor.

[bithun86]

Granted, your legs get amputated.
I wish I could fin some darn +9 44-50 mage armor.
granted but they only have str stats and you end up npcing em by mistake :P
i wish the person below me gets uber lucky ^o^

[WindCaster]

granted but they only have str stats and you end up npcing em by mistake :P
i wish the person below me gets uber lucky ^o^

Wish granted, but it turns out I found a 3-leaf clover with that luck and I get more lucky. ^^

I wish I could find someone to buy all this stuff at the b/o I set, all within the next week. :D (http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181101)

[King_Obito]

Wish granted, but it turns out I found a 3-leaf clover with that luck and I get more lucky. ^^

I wish I could find someone to buy all this stuff at the b/o I set, all within the next week. :D (http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181101)

Granted, you find someone but then they get banned :>!

I wish I was focused on my school work D;<!

[WindCaster]

Granted, you find someone but then they get banned :>!

I wish I was focused on my school work D;<!

Granted. But then you grow up and miss all the memories you COULD have had if you weren't so focused on school work. :P

I wish I had a stronger bladder.... and that I learn when to stop talking about my problems. x.x

[universalmaster001]

granted but you get amnesia and u act like u did before
i wish i had control over space and time and was imortal

[fablemaster6166]

granted but when you turn 1000 you wish to die but you can't

i wish for happiness, except when i must feel pain

[fixmyaccountt_t]

granted but when you turn 1000 you wish to die but you can't

i wish for happiness, except when i must feel pain


Granted o.o you will have eternal happiness....and eternal pain >=D



o.o I wish I could be a dinosaur

[Nipah]

you're a dinosaur, but you're so small that even a fly could squish you :/

i wish my mood wasnt so down today :<

[seriously_]

Granted o.o you will have eternal happiness....and eternal pain >=D



o.o I wish I could be a dinosaur

GRANTED. YOU ARE BARNEY

i wish i was a box

*oops was 2 mins slow.. TEEHEE

[fixmyaccountt_t]

you're a dinosaur, but you're so small that even a fly could squish you :/

i wish my mood wasnt so down today :<


Q.Q

Granted, you will be happy because your monster in your pants just learned to say: iBlow LOLOLLOLOL

[fixmyaccountt_t]

GRANTED. YOU ARE BARNEY

i wish i was a box

*oops was 2 mins slow.. TEEHEE

I'll start the process again XD

GRANTED, you will be a box, a box of snoo snoo items

I wish I was a snoo snoo machine o.o

[WindCaster]

Granted... but you die by snoo snoo malfunction (I hope you're talking about the snoo snoo in Futurama o.o).

I wish I could just be lvl 60 already with nothing bad happening to me. ._.

[leobaloy]

Granted... but you die by snoo snoo malfunction (I hope you're talking about the snoo snoo in Futurama o.o).

I wish I could just be lvl 60 already with nothing bad happening to me. ._.

granted, nothing bad happens to you, but to eveyone around you, including friends and family ._.

i wish it was Wednesday xD

[Stacey]

Granted!

The day has fast forwared to Wednsday. However, the time has fast forwarded too much--all the way to 11: 30 p.m--and thus, you have now missed the highlights of your day.

I wish the wrestler Sting (Steve Borden) would come and play Fiesta with me.

[leobaloy]

Granted!

The day has fast forwared to Wednsday. However, the time has fast forwarded too much--all the way to 11: 30 p.m--and thus, you have now missed the highlights of your day.

I wish the wrestler Sting (Steve Borden) would come and play Fiesta with me.

actually that's enough time for what i'm planning xD

granted, but being a wrestler her breaks your comp ;o;!! and thus you are unable to play

i wish my plan tonight works :3

[Stacey]

Granted--your plan does indeed work, but at the last minute backfires.

I wish we could have careers in Fiesta--I would try to be a good nurse...XD

[thalegend7695]

Granted, yoou become a nurse and they sued for not having a nurse license
I wish I could be the kitty in roumen

[universalmaster001]

granted but you fall in the water and die because you cant swim

i wish i had dakkons weapons

[Stacey]

Granted, yoou become a nurse and they sued for not having a nurse license
I wish I could be the kitty in roumen

That made me Lol.


granted but you fall in the water and die because you cant swim

i wish i had dakkons weapons

Granted! You do acquire Dakkon's weapon. However, you when you try to enhance it, you forget your miles and eyes and it breaks...

Muhahahahaha...

I wish I could work at Victoria's Secret...

[thalegend7695]

Granted, you accidently give me all the stuff in the store and get fired.
I wish my fighter had black hair xD

[WindCaster]

Granted, you accidently give me all the stuff in the store and get fired.
I wish my fighter had black hair xD

You're account was deleted.FAILFAILFAILFAILNOOBFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL.. . :)

I wish that I didn't have to read a book and write a two page summary on it in 3 days during my spring break. (damn you annoying english teacher -.-).

[Kyo_Sama]

Granted, Instead you have to write a 150 page thesis on quantum thermal hydrodynamics in under 1 month.

I wish all internet memes would die

[werty0077]

whats a memes? i guess i grant your wish but i dont know how to make it bad becaue i dont know what it is lol.
i wish... i had no homework this weekend
btw i think this topic is really funny and cool

[Stacey]

Granted--you get no homework, but each of your teachers email you, notifying you that they will soon give out a very difficult test, in which you must thoroughly study for...

I wish I could have two weeks for spring break...

[thalegend7695]

Granted, you have school instead on the weekend.
I wish I wasn't to lazy to level.

[werty0077]

granted but your exp bar goes up to infinate so you can never lvl

i wish i wish i had a cell phone that was cool can call the bill is low all the time has everything on it like internet games etc..

[universalmaster001]

granted but u dont know how to turn it on so you keep messing with it till it breaks
i wish that i finnaly win the pvp kq

[themasterofkool]

Granted, but then you get lvled down 5 lvls, as a reward.

i wish i could change into a hawk (if i get stuck in that form, i'll be fine with that- NO HOMEWORK!!! :) )

can anyone corrupt this wish? :confused:

[universalmaster001]

granted but you fly to close to a jet and get sucked into the engine and get cut up into tiny bite size pieces
i wish i were a gm

[themasterofkool]

a gm, what's that?

[karvaj]

a gm, what's that?

gm is game master

[Ienzo]

i wish i were a gm

Granted, congrats on your new status..

However people will forever bug you saying things like.... "OMG GM I NEE HELPPPP TAAAALLLKK TO MEEE" And
"OOOOO, CAN I HAS? CAN I? CAN I? PLLLLZZZZZZZZ!"

In all caps, and in shout as well as whisper

They will also blame you for anything that ever goes wrong

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I wish it were warmer here..

[universalmaster001]

granted but then there is a sudden blizard and every1 in your town gets a really bad cold
i wish my md pet was permanent

[zoey199]

granted but then it grows to full scale size and kills you
I wish i had a nice warm bed T^T

[spleewii]

Granted! but your as fat as fat can be~ :O

i wish i had a pony! xD

[noob-spark]

Granted but then i crawl into it!

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I wish i werent a slow lvler!

[noob-spark]

nuuu that was for kitty >.<

[spleewii]

oops... i failed :x

[LadyLandford]

I wish i werent a slow lvler! <- from noob-spark

Granted! You now level super fast, but now you have no money for equips and everyone you know is a lower level than you! O.O!!

~~
I wiiish I had a grilled cheese sandwich. [I'm realizing almost all my wishes have food =.=;;]

[Stacey]

Granted! You shall get a grilled cheese sandwich. However, the cheese you used was rotten.

I wish the servers were back up. D:

[LadyLandford]

Granted! The servers are back on, but now everything in the whole server... IS UPSIDE DOWN!! It makes for great screenies, but playing is agitating =o=!
~
I wish I had more minutes on my cellphone plan. TToTT

[noob-spark]

I wish i werent a slow lvler! <- from noob-spark

Granted! You now level super fast, but now you have no money for equips and everyone you know is a lower level than you! O.O!!

~~
I wiiish I had a grilled cheese sandwich. [I'm realizing almost all my wishes have food =.=;;]

But now im a high enough lvl to make money 10x faster than them :D

[karvaj]

Granted! The servers are back on, but now everything in the whole server... IS UPSIDE DOWN!! It makes for great screenies, but playing is agitating =o=!
~
I wish I had more minutes on my cellphone plan. TToTT

granted but it'll explode once you use it
I wish I could pass my next exam with 100000%

[universalmaster001]

granted but you get expeled for sneaking into the principles office and changing you grade
i wish i could time travel

[Nipah]

you could time travel, but you traveled back to the dinosaurs and got smushed by one ;(

i wish i wasnt bored :O!

[LadyLandford]

Granted! You're not bored anymore, but now you're overwhelmed with things to do! [Btw, your signature kitty is so friggin cute! >o<!! ]
~
I wish that everyone likes the event I thought of for school!

[Nipah]

thanks ^^
--> everyone liked the event, but they liked it too much and harassed you about it lol

i wish my bf was home again :<

[Stacey]

Granted! Your bf is home again. However, all he wants to do now is spend every minute with you, and never leaves you alone--even for a bathroom break...

I wish I Mara and I could have a dinner party.

[Ienzo]

I wish I Mara and I could have a dinner party.


Granted

Now, I'm not sure if you mean a Mara you know in real life (I dunno, could happen, names are strange these days), or the one in-game

So....

I'll go with something safe.

Unfortunately all the food is covered in cyanide

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I wish life made more sense >.>

[thechosenone4]

Granted. life makes so much sence it kills u
i wish i could have a unlimited power and could pwn everyone in my way XD

[legendarrow]

Granted, but GMs realize you hacked and give you the ban-hammer :)

i wish, i wasnt so bored o.o

[Stacey]

Granted, but GMs realize you hacked and give you the ban-hammer :)

i wish, i wasnt so bored o.o

Granted. You are not bored, but now overwhelmed with the amount of things you now must do.

I wish they give us more quests during the 60s and 70 levels. :p

[Yuyko]

Granted. The quests will be very hard and give low exp. << Predictable, yea.

I wish I never ate that. D:

[nilathiel]

Granted. You are unable to eat for the rest of the week.

o.o;

I wish I get an A on my final. :D

[Nipah]

you get an a on your final, but fail the class mysteriously ;]]

i wishhhh that i had LOTS OF FOOD :DDDDDD

[Yuyko]

You'll have lots of food cuz I just vomitted. ;3 lol

I wish I could cook tasty yummy food. ;o