Lets have a contest : Who is the stupidest

[knagol]

ONLY RULE: don't make up stuff


when i was 13 i tied my tooth to a metal chunk and i dropped it and my tooth didn't come out and i fell from my swing set D:

[Sockrawteez]

I win by default, I flunked EVERY class this year.

[knagol]

=,= congratulations ????

[julio661]

when i was 15 i told my friends to push me out of a moving car.
they did and i landed on a rose bush .-.

[mage_way14]

i stapled my thumbs together when i was 12
i acidentally bought a lvl 50 axe for 69s when i was lvl 25 and only had 75s

[julio661]

I win by default, I flunked EVERY class this year.

thats not stupid it just means you fail

[Cezarthesquirrel]

I crushed my friends skull in with a rock because he hit me with a stick.
He now has a scar on the top of his head the shape of a crescent moon.

[knagol]

last week i licked a pole :D then my tongue was gushing blood

[pikachu2423]

I jumped of my bed and sprained meh ankle >.>

[lady_crystal92]

I chewed on a piece of wood and got splinters in my mouth D:

[rinsaki]

When I was about seven or eight, I went to a community pool with my brother and sister. I jumped in the deep end because i thought that i could swim but then i started drowning. So my sister jumped in to try to save me but then i pushed HER head underwater so i could get some air and then we both started drowning. Then my brother jumped in to save the both of us and then i tried to get some air by grabbing his shirt to pull myself up then his shirt went over his head so he couldn't see so he started drowning. But eventually my brother got his shirt back on and he saved us both.

XDD

[knagol]

this wasn't me but my friend did this he wanted to see how far off we could get wake boarding and he went so far off he hit a pier..... and i was just sitting there lmao

[mehe25]

I poored an entire bowl of salt and suger down my brothers mouth...he didn't swallow it though cause he ran to the bathroom and spit it all out in the sink then washed his mouth out for like an hour. I got in trouble T.T

[MelvinUnderBelly]

i blew up a home made firework in my face.. and light a propain water heater that was on for along time and blew up in my face..... then light a exost thing in a camper to get rid of bees.. it was for propain and also blew up in my face all of these happened in 1 year

[Shadowic2]

<--Tried to stomp out a fire while wearing those swishy Nylon pants.

Nylon + Fire = FWOOOOSH


And once, when I was about 3 or 4 ish I decided I was going to give my dad his hammer that he left laying around. And instead of walking around this metal rowboat we had sitting in the yard overturned, I decided to climb over it.

Small child + Slippery metal = Claw end of the hammer in the forehead

[tamales]

I actually ran into a damn wall when i was 15.. But seriously, i RAN into it with ALL MY MIGHT! in SCHOOL, in front of the WHOLE CLASS... i have never in my life felt so humiliated and hit my head pretty hard. I hit my knee first, so it took most of the blow, and then my shoulder and lastly my head. I was doing some kind a joke on a friend, and it wasnt quite a nice joke, but however, i started running towards the door, the FASTEST i could, and then i turned my head to look backwards... when i turned my head, my direction turned as well.. and i hit the wall beside the door... lol.. whole school heard what i did, cuz i hit the wall pretty hard (couldnt walk properly for quite some time and got a big scar on my knee), like 3-4 classrooms to each way heard the blow... The teacher got scared ****less and i pretended to not feel any pain at all when all i could do was not to fall on the floor out of pain lol, even the principal showed up lmao.. ahahahah

[tamales]

Well, just have to tell this other thing too lol, cuz it was so stupid( but it wasnt me, it was a friend) . I was home and i was supposed to be goin somewhere, so i was kinda late. A friend of mine called me on my homephone and asked me WHERE I WAS... at first i was like.... U serious? and then i just laughed and laughed and made fun of her for weeks lol, this was when i was like...14 i guess. :)

[right2bearcustoms]

I didnt use hp stones till lvl 3o off fiesta because i thought they was a waste of moneyy ;o

[tamales]

And once, (notice i could keep on telling for loads of stupid things i did) i nearly broke my neck. I was in school, havin gym class, and we were doin this kinda acrobatic stuffs with rings in the air(like in circus) and such, we were just playin around u know ( i cant remember exactly how far up in the air we were, but i suppose not TOO high) , when i , holdin myself upside down in the air, with no protection whatsever below me( i kept playin after that the protection got moved) , for some reason, i have NEVER understood, i simply LET GO of the rings STILL HOLDIN MYSELF UPSIDE DOWN IN THE AIR. I fell and hit my head lmao, once again, my teacher got scared ****less and really thought i had done somtin to myself and i, once again, was holdin my face lol. I felt as if my head was exploding, thats all i remember from that incident.. since i was like 11 i think... xDDD beat that.. i have HIT A WALL running AND i have let go of the only thing i was holding on to in the air UPSIDE DOWN lol...

[tamales]

When in the city, i was goin to meet my mom after school, (we were goin to shop some stuff) i saw her from behind and decided to scare her! ( i have always enjoyed makin people **** their pants ). I did so, and only to discover when it was too late, that it was someone else that i did not know. I excused myself without any explanation and felt so embaressed that i had to hold my laugh to not make an even bigger fool out of myself >.< I was like.. yeah.. 14 i think.

[MelvinUnderBelly]

found out my brothers socks where flammable...

[plushie_kitten]

deleted a school assignment i worked rly hard on XD
saved no copies either.........>.<

[rinsaki]

Lol, this happened about a week ago. When my friends and I were walking out of school, I saw this pole thingie, like those things you lean on that are sorta small. Anyway, in this band that I like, the singer like sat on the pole and humped it xDD so I kinda tried doing that, but I went to fast. I was wearing these kinda tight pants so it hurt A LOT xD it felt like it was burning. My friends were like "Dude... Are you okay?"

[knagol]

once when i was 3 i wanted to cut a carrot or something and i missed and my finger was half cut through

[mehe25]

I ALMOST set fire to my house...I got in trouble the Asian way....T.T

[knagol]

when i was about 13 i was mad at my sister. And she had all of her soccer team over and i went into the basement with an airsoft gun. i shot all of them. then they all teamed up on me and gave me a makeover >.<!!!!!!! 13 vrs 1 fails

[rinsaki]

Before I was born, my brother and sister almost set the house on fire because they were trying to make Spaghetti XD

[DF001]

I smoked a cigare when I was 7 because I thought that it was candy.

[knagol]

lol i put liquor on my ice cream because i thought it was somekind of topping

[unit12p]

Almost...ALMOST...managed to cut my thumb off using the Wii remote and nunchuck.. cut halfway thru >.>


long...confusing story behind that...

[knagol]

Lol once around age 15 i took a crap on a bottle rocket and shot it out and crap was falling from the air XD

[ilovepink]

i fell UP the stairs walking then got a bruise....then i thought when people said pi...i really thought they meant pie not math pi T^T was like" WHENS THE PIE COMIN :D?""

[twiztedcriminal]

i tried to take the food out of the oven without an oven mitt and i though if i did it really fast i wouldnt get burned, i got a 2nd degree burn though

[rinsaki]

I cut my wrist when I was little because some Final Fantasy disk hit my wrist. I didn't feel it, but when I looked at it, I started crying xD

[knagol]

once in 3rd grade i got my legs caught in a chair and they had to chains aw them out :O

[rinsaki]

once in 3rd grade i got my legs caught in a chair and they had to chains aw them out :O

Oh god. I'm so sorry.

[knagol]

i was super scared because the janitor was all scary looking

[Pactio]

When I was four I thought if you let go of the swing handles, inertia would keep you in.... it doesn't.... trust me... ._.

[iloveblack]

I was doing a science project for school once, so I went to the big pool and took a rock, an egg, and a pillow with me. I wanted to see what would float. The rock sunk, the egg floated, and the pillow floated. Then (forgetting i couldn't swim) I jumped onto the pillow (in the deep end) and sunk until i started drowning. My brother saved me and i got in twouble =3

[knagol]

no fence to all these people that couldn't swim but i grew up on a lake and could swim ate like age 3 :D

[Pactio]

no fence to all these people that couldn't swim but i grew up on a lake and could swim ate like age 3 :D

lol, it's terrifying for some when you're little. :O They made me learn by shoving my head underwater... so I could blow bubbles or something... =.=

[knagol]

LMAO i jumped in water at age 2 and loved it

[Pactio]

:O I see... I wasn't quite like that, I suppose.

[knagol]

well today this suxed badly there was a hip hop instructor and we had to dance to pocket full of sunshine. I slacked off and i had to do it in front of class and i tripped on a jump............ And my friend recorded ti and he keeps sending me texts of it XD

[mehe25]

lol, it's terrifying for some when you're little. :O They made me learn by shoving my head underwater... so I could blow bubbles or something... =.=

LOL, I didn't know you blew bubbles at your nose, I always did at my mouth and so the water only went up my nose all the time XD

[Pactio]

LOL, I didn't know you blew bubbles at your nose, I always did at my mouth and so the water only went up my nose all the time XD

Yeah, rofl, but still... >.> I thought they were trying to kill me.

[humzah1]

Me and this stupid guy got in an fight. U might know us boys....anyway I tripped that guy and he actually broke his like like...:confused: :rolleyes:
Well anyway got in loads of trouble :eek: So my point is that never do wat I did :cool:

[knagol]

Once on a fireman's pole i went down a giant one and i guy was standing at the bottom .... so i was zooming down it and my i landed on the guys head with my you knw whats and it hurt so bad!!!!!!!!!!

[kiraraizcute]

Oh oh oh I got one.
When I was 5 I took a carton of eggs and threw them all over my grandma's living room. She got angry and asked me why I did it. I said they were grenades. ._.

[misery_18]

I thought babies were made by getting a guy's germ to go through his mouth when he kissed a girl and then she'd somehow message a bird from heaven to bring her a kid. Then a bird would bring one and they'd be a family. I thought this until grade 6 XD. Ignorance....

[pigspark]

i was about 7 when a dog started licking my behind at school and fell in to the pool from fright in front of mothers and school friends

[knagol]

I used my good stories.......lets see here. OK this is kinda nasty but funny. When i was in 2nd grade i was in the computer lab and a kid threw up on a computer then the person next to him threw up on me and i tasted it . Then i threw up XD