I'm not a bot....I'm just antisocial

[Tulie]

Hiya! I'm new to the Apoline server. The reason(s) I am not responding to you may include one or more of the following:

1) I'm alt-tabbed out browsing the forums

2) I'm AFK like anyone else (ok, more than most anyone else, but still)

3) I got a message that you are inviting me to your friends list..yet, I have no idea who you are

4) The first message you sent me was to ask a/s/l. I'm not looking for a date; I'm playing a game. If you're looking for "hawt cyborz" I hear there are other MMORPG's good for that (they have dancing pixels and all).

5) I can't run and type at the same time. Sorry, I'm a noob that way.

6) I cannot see your message for the absolute deluge of gold-seller spamming. Please try again in a different zone, or alternate chat style (like whisper)

7) You're message got lost in translation. I recently lost my "1337 pwnzer" to English" dictionary, I apologize.

8) I believe I am actually alone when I am in my mushroom house...shhhh, don't ruin my immersion

9) I'm just grumpy

Sorry for any possible confusion, hostility, shrugging, or lol this may cause. I look forward to seeing you in the KQ's (I actually pay attention in those;) ) or here on the forums (be afraid, be very afraid).:p

Tulie

PS: I like kittens. True story.

[Ekairi]

That would make a good answer back message in online games.
(Like an away message.)

[Aquabelle]

Ahahaha. You should come to Teva. All the cool kids are doing it. :p