o.o Your biggest fails

[Nipah]

wellll, I was thinking about all the fails i've done in my life time, and I was thinking it might be a fun thing to make a thread about it :P! IRL fails are welcome, because they are the funniest. This is kind of a "most embarrassing moment" thing o.o

I'll start with mine :D

On my birthdayyy, like 3 years ago, I got a kewl motor scooter thing, and I wanted to try it out. My grandparents came there to celebrate my birthday with me, and like, I got on my motor scooter. Well, the first time I turned it on and tried to ride it, I ran over my grammys foot (and she just had surgery on it) lmfao :/ she laughed about it for a while ;/

[King_Obito]

Hahahah oh gosh where to begin;;

I guess I'll go one at a time.. I have enough for like 10 pages. When I was at my friends house trying to get a movie, I tried to run home really fast to be cool or something. I tripped over the side walk like flew and cut my legs and hands LMAO! Emma and my friend stood there laughing while I was crying.

:cool:

[KiSsGod]

wellll, I was thinking about all the fails i've done in my life time, and I was thinking it might be a fun thing to make a thread about it :P! IRL fails are welcome, because they are the funniest. This is kind of a "most embarrassing moment" thing o.o

I'll start with mine :D

On my birthdayyy, like 3 years ago, I got a kewl motor scooter thing, and I wanted to try it out. My grandparents came there to celebrate my birthday with me, and like, I got on my motor scooter. Well, the first time I turned it on and tried to ride it, I ran over my grammys foot (and she just had surgery on it) lmfao :/ she laughed about it for a while ;/

LMAOOOOOOOO. Omg thats so horrible XDDDDDD. I have to think a long time about this one, i had alot of baaaad fails in RL and IG XDD.

[Nipah]

Hahahah oh gosh where to begin;;

I guess I'll go one at a time.. I have enough for like 10 pages. When I was at my friends house trying to get a movie, I tried to run home really fast to be cool or something. I tripped over the side walk like flew and cut my legs and hands LMAO! Emma and my friend stood there laughing while I was crying.

:cool:

HAHAHAHA i remember that lmfaooo

@kiss- lmfao same here, that was just one of the many ;)

[Xylvion]

uhm my biggest fail ever o.o...
I started to play fiesta :D

[doddzy83]

ermm i have to say my biggest evern fail ingame was...

joing loveless :(

[Celtic_Princess]

Hmm here's one for ya Oyo.

On my 20th birthday I had my apartment to myself, my roommate was out of town for the weekend. I decided to throw myself a party. Well, the guy I'd been interested in for a while showed up unexpectedly. I ran upstairs with a few girl friends to change into something a little cuter.

Well, by the time I got back my coordination had started to go (*cough*). Instead of making a grand entrance in this totally hot outfit, I ended up falling down a flight of steps...and taking one of my friends with me.

I thought it was hilarious, despite the funny looks everyone was giving us, and I still ended up with the guy...but I woke up with a bruise about the size of a basketball on my leg.

[Sakura_The_Mage]

LMAO@MG
Hmm... Lol my biggest fail was like in Febuary, or something near that, I fell on a patch of ice in my drive way, and I end up in a sling like 3 hours later.. LMFAO
Besides that,I could probably make like 20 pages for this forum. ;D

[Nipah]

ermm i have to say my biggest evern fail ingame was...

joing loveless :(

-cries- :/


Hmm here's one for ya Oyo.

On my 20th birthday I had my apartment to myself, my roommate was out of town for the weekend. I decided to throw myself a party. Well, the guy I'd been interested in for a while showed up unexpectedly. I ran upstairs with a few girl friends to change into something a little cuter.

Well, by the time I got back my coordination had started to go (*cough*). Instead of making a grand entrance in this totally hot outfit, I ended up falling down a flight of steps...and taking one of my friends with me.

I thought it was hilarious, despite the funny looks everyone was giving us, and I still ended up with the guy...but I woke up with a bruise about the size of a basketball on my leg.

LMFAOOOO owned ahahahah

LMAO@MG
Hmm... Lol my biggest fail was like in Febuary, or something near that, I fell on a patch of ice in my drive way, and I end up in a sling like 3 hours later.. LMFAO
Besides that,I could probably make like 20 pages for this forum. ;D

LMAO oh wow

[doddzy83]

ermm i have to say my biggest evern fail ingame was...

joing loveless :(

i even fail writing on a fail thread >.<

i also failed to put 'Joking' at the end :D

[Nipah]

i even fail writing on a fail thread >.<

i also failed to put JK at the end :D

lmfao awww poor youuuu ;()

[Sakura_The_Mage]

LOL AND YOUR FAILS ARE?
[Oyoshiro]: .p (; i love u spence
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: LMFAO FAIL OYO~<3
Geeze woman! Stop failing<3
off topic for a sec: Look at my post for Rika's Player Of Teh Month. ;D

[nishant-rocks]

umm my fiesta fail = umm i fail all the time ... lol

umm irl fail welllllll i have alot but ill give u guys 2 but it really sucked .....
well now i live in the U.S but every 2 years in the summer i go to nepal and when im there i can pretty much do anything even though im only 15 like drive and ride motorcycles..

well i was riding my uncles motorcycle and well im in like a village so like animals are everywhere and i was going abouttt 35-40 and a CHICKEN crossed the street so i tried to turn real fast and i got a speed wobble thing with my handle bars and it started going crazy and BOOM im on the ground ..my knee is all busted up and i could see my BONE !! soo with a bloddy kneee and a bike that was like busted up . i had to ride all the way back and my uncle took me to the hospital .. and at the hospital they didnt put me to sleep they gave me a shot and i couldnt feel anything and like the doctor was playing with my knee like a surgery game looking for rocks and stuff that coulda got stuck inside my knee then he got some meat from my booty and patched it over so i couldnt see my bone ..

lol thats way too much but i got 1 more again im in nepal same place. and we were playing cricket(sport in nepal) in like a school yard so there was like barbed wire all across the big yard but it was like all broken so it was like in the ground all broken . someone hit the ball and i went to get it but i wasnt looking where i was going and i stepped in the barbed wire that was in the ground.. and there were like 5 of those nails in my leg so i took my leg out WHICH HURT LIKE CRAP. and i was bleeding like a liter of blood so yeah i couldnt walk for a week or 2 ... it was a crappy vacation for me . holy crap i wrote too much .... lol and btw OYO U FAIL <3

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Latest IRL fail, cause there's quite a few was uhh... Oh yes, two days ago with Physics being my last period and its sooo boring everyone rushes out. I see the door open, i'm about to go out, i rush the door, and WHAM-O! The door closes on my face and i'm on the floor ._.

[Celtic_Princess]

Latest IRL fail, cause there's quite a few was uhh... Oh yes, two days ago with Physics being my last period and its sooo boring everyone rushes out. I see the door open, i'm about to go out, i rush the door, and WHAM-O! The door closes on my face and i'm on the floor ._.

*snickers*

Ok, here's another...

I do a lot of construction work at my house, I'm talking everything from electrical wiring to custom molding and everything in between. Well, at the time this happened we were in the process of putting up drywall in what is now my parents bedroom.

Now, as small as I am I'm actually pretty strong. In part due to all the hard work needed to keep our 100 year old farm house in shape and in part because I was working fulltime hours as a waitress at our local Chili's (if you think those fajita trays are light...you thought wrong).

Well I'd just gotten home from a particularly long shift, and my parents were working late into the night to get all of the drywall up. So, while my mom took a break my dad asked me to help him sheetrock the ceiling. Unfortunately this involved me carrying a full piece of sheetrock to the top of a ladder and holding it in place until my dad got it secured. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem but I was tired that day.

He got about half the board secured when my arms started to give. I wasn't in a position that was very easy to hold...and sheetrock breaks incredibly easy. I guess I let it slip a little too much but the board ended up breaking and falling right on my dad's head.

He was fine, and I'm lucky I didn't give him a concussion...but I don't sheetrock ceilings anymore. >.<

[Rzpect]

OH! LMAO.

ok so like 5 or 6 years ago...me and my dad were go shopping, right? rightt...
I was walking outside to the balcony...i was walking...and walking and BAM i hit myself in the glass door lmao... The cleaning ladies were like "***..kid we just clean that door" and i was like o_o i said sorry to them and i ran back to my dad haha....that was so shame D:

[Nipah]

@nish - LMAOO ewww
@dbk - owned.
@MG - LMAO awwww D:
@Toni - LMFAo

hmmm.. i have another one :D one day me meek and rika were playing rockband, and like, i do vocals (hard+expert vocals ftw;]) but like, i had a sore throat at the time and stuff, and i was messing up all night, but this time, i got really into the song. it was Give It Away - RHCP ... and like, i was doing all gud and stuff and then it was the "give it away give it away give it awayyy now" part, and like, i accidentally pressed start and i was so into it everyone heard me say that and like then i yell out "OOPS" and my face turns like 80 shades of red then we begin playing again :D

[Sakura_The_Mage]

XD MG~
Okay lool...
My first EVAR fail was when I was like 10 months old.
So stupid me was interested with a curling iron cord.
Well obviously you'll know what happens now, my mom goes to the bathroom, my aunt put down the curling iron, and I pull the coord, and BOOM.
The curling iron fell on my hand and my mom put cream on it when she wasn't supposed to, and I have a wrinkled what I call "santa boot" scar.
And I regret my stupidness. D:

[Chewy]

Lmfao ok let's seeeee...when I was around 2 years old i was jumping on my parents bed like any kid wanting to kill them self. I guess i jumped a little too much and i fell head first between the bed and their dresser. My mom heard this from downstairs and came up to see what happened. Now normally, you'd think a parent would be concerned and see if you're ok right? We'll not my mom, she just looked at my legs dangling up in the air and laughed at me. She came over and pulled me up, and when she saw blood dripping from my head, she didn't find it so funny anymore =( lmao. I had to get like 3 rows of little stitches.

I had an illustration of that someone drew of it *cough* but i can't find it =(

[KiSsGod]

Mailbox fail
When i was about 11ish or so i had just started riding a bike. I was finally getting the hang of it and started just riding up and down my street. On the side of the road, as i was going back home when i saw these two kids playing with paper airplanes. I was like fascinated with them lol. I was so fascinated that i wasnt looking where i was going, when i turned my head straight to look where i was riding i smacked my face into a mail box LMAO. I ended up almost losing one of my front teeth.

Other one~

Kick fail
When i was about 7 i did like this boy on my street. So one day he was playing around in the street by his house and i go up to him and kick him as hard as i can in the leg, with my leg then ran home. The next day later i found out that i broke my leg and he was totally fine T_T. I had to get a cast and everything lol. Moral of the story: drink alot of milk and you kick *** without even doing anything. lmao DX

[Sakura_The_Mage]

Lol wut kiss?

[KiSsGod]

Lol wut kiss?

What what? D:

[Sakura_The_Mage]

OH ZOMG I REMEMBER A FAIL.
I went to like whisper something to Midori like "I love you forever<3"
But I accidently shouted it. XD I was like "ZOMG THAT'S AN UBER FAIL"

[pokemon4955]

My only fail ;3 cuz i am PERFECT D: < lmfao jk but when i was in 7th grade,i was full of pee and my bladder nearly exploded like the meteor crashes down the earth. So i grab my agenda book n get the teacher sign.I went to the bathroom,feeling all relief,and it wasnt a boy's bathroom =(( Lul but its a good thing nobody was there cuzzzz its school time everyone in their class room :D lmfao

[Nipah]

My only fail ;3 cuz i am PERFECT D: < lmfao jk but when i was in 7th grade,i was full of pee and my bladder nearly exploded like the meteor crashes down the earth. So i grab my agenda book n get the teacher sign.I went to the bathroom,feeling all relief,and it wasnt a boy's bathroom =(( Lul but its a good thing nobody was there cuzzzz its school time everyone in their class room :D lmfao

LMFAO ahahaahah no ant story? lmfaooo

--keep the failz comin :o

[allyyCORE]

My biggest fail... hahaha.
Back in 6th grade, a friend dared me to draw the chest of a female on the whiteboard and I did...
Everyone laughed while I was drawing and suddenly it got quiet...
...I turned around and the teacher was lookin' at me ><

[pokemon4955]

Emma. Should I really tell the public about my ant story ): its...i cannot resist the temptation ): LMFAO

[Nipah]

My biggest fail... hahaha.
Back in 6th grade, a friend dared me to draw the chest of a female on the whiteboard and I did...
Everyone laughed while I was drawing and suddenly it got quiet...
...I turned around and the teacher was lookin' at me ><

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Emma. Should I really tell the public about my ant story ): its...i cannot resist the temptation ): LMFAO

you must tell it jerry lol

[IroguroMeek]

My two biggest fail involved:

six year old cousin..and poop..

and then

pinatas with a broom stick

we all know wat happens next =(

[Rzpect]

lmao....oh yea i have a fail about
poop + sleep

and

girl+pool+white short [can see through]

wanna hear? lmfao

[Nipah]

yesss tell both of you ahahahaa
and meek tell about the water slide LOL

[IroguroMeek]

yesss tell both of you ahahahaa
and meek tell about the water slide LOL

Kelly tells you everything doesnt she.. LMAOO

[Nipah]

Kelly tells you everything doesnt she.. LMAOO

yes ahahahah

[schmicheal]

lol this one time when i was drunk...

[megafangirl314]

Yesterday night I was so tired that I couldn't think straight. I was whispering to my friend and I was like half asleep. Then I was talking in guild chat too. My whispers went to guild chat LOL. I kept failing like 10-20 times. That's how tired I was. Irl I accidently speak Filipino to my friends that don't speak it sometimes xD.

[mkdimmortal]

Hmm biggest fail?
Getting hit by a parked car.....lmao
Moral of the story : Don't play 1on1 tag with girls D:

[SweetLavender]

hmm biggest fail?

breaking my ankle at a soccer practice o.o I failed to leave my competitiveness at home until our next game and broke as I was trying to steal the ball during a scrimmage lmao. I also tore my calf muscle on top of that broken ankle. I laugh to myself about that to this day

hmm will think of some others when I can >.> sure I have plenty :D I'm quite the wierd person in rl

[mkdimmortal]

hmm biggest fail?

breaking my ankle at a soccer practice o.o I failed to leave my competitiveness at home until our next game and broke as I was trying to steal the ball during a scrimmage lmao. I also tore my calf muscle on top of that broken ankle. I laugh to myself about that to this day

*becomes cleric*
*goes back in time*

HEAL HEAL HEAL!!!!
*Hands over cherry poptart and goes back to the present*

when did that happen? :rolleyes:

[SweetLavender]

*becomes cleric*
*goes back in time*

HEAL HEAL HEAL!!!!
*Hands over cherry poptart and goes back to the present*

when did that happen? :rolleyes:

I was 14 years old ._. was in a cast for 3 months lol. The guys who I did physical therapy with were hot though ;) *huggles Poptart and eats her poptart* XD

[mkdimmortal]

I was 14 years old ._. was in a cast for 3 months lol. The guys who I did physical therapy with were hot though ;) *huggles Poptart and eats her poptart* XD

i see what you did thar :eek:

i didn't need to know the therapy guy thingy though XD

[SweetLavender]

i see what you did thar :eek:

i didn't need to know the therapy guy thingy though XD

lmao :P

anyways another fail:

So I was a freshman taking Concert Band in High school. I played the flute and played it for 8 years. Now during the fall we'll play music at the Varsity Football games. Up here in Rhode Island, it gets pretty cold at night especially on the bleechers where the audience sits. Now my teacher told us to wear heavy clothing and bring blankets to sit on during the game. What did I do? I wore a t-shirt and jeans. I didn't think it'd get that cold cuz usually I can withstand the cold weather since 1) my mom loves the house cold. she keeps her windows open during the winter x.x 2) I walk the school track in wind pants and a long sleeved shirt. So here I am freezing my butt off while the rest of the band was in heavy clothing and wrapped up in blankets. I bought a hot cocoa at half time to warm me up a little though so helped :P For the rest of my highschool experience, I warned freshman not to make the same mistake I did lmao.

[Kyo_Sama]

Severed tendon in my left thumb from improperly lifting a table outta haste. Need to be set up in under 10 minunte so i yanked it off the back of the truck and start lumberjack carrying it and it slipped backwards over my head. The inner rail sliced down to the bone.

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[Rzpect]

lmao jsut for you emma :3
so when i was in 1st grade...i was afraid to use the school bathroom lmao ._. scared of being alone so like...that day i really HAD to make poop lmao x] but i was afraid to go...so we took a nap...during the nap i crapped in my pant ._. and when everybody woke up...they smelled the crap lmfao and then the teacher called my parents ._. hahahahah
oh yea i moved school after that LMFAO.

and the one at the pool this one is 5th grade i think..
so my teacher would take our class to swim on mondays...yea well i didn't know white pant + water = no-no
so that day i was wearing a white short...after the teacher told us its time to go...i get up and like lmfao everybody can see my wee-wee HAHAHAHA. My face turned xtraulkalinicously red :3 i jumped in the water right after lmfao.... >.> oh yea the girl i like was there too....talk about embaressment D:

[masterk179]

LMAO tonie tsk tsk

Mine was a few days ago when I saw Emma and Kelly together on webcam. I accidentally pulled a Lonely Island and did something in my pants =(

[Nipah]

@aega - LMAo
@kyo_sama- yowwww looks like it hurts lmao
@toni LMFAOOOOOO. ahahha
@annie LMAO omg ahah

[devin_nicolai]

My biggest fail, Not joining this server and joining epith.

[Nipah]

my biggest fail, not joining this server and joining epith.

: /

[KiSsGod]

My biggest fail, Not joining this server and joining epith.

*claps awkwardly from the distance*


*cough* i mean... thats mean!

[andrey1990]

lmao jsut for you emma :3
so when i was in 1st grade...i was afraid to use the school bathroom lmao ._. scared of being alone so like...that day i really HAD to make poop lmao x] but i was afraid to go...so we took a nap...during the nap i crapped in my pant ._. and when everybody woke up...they smelled the crap lmfao and then the teacher called my parents ._. hahahahah
oh yea i moved school after that LMFAO.

and the one at the pool this one is 5th grade i think..
so my teacher would take our class to swim on mondays...yea well i didn't know white pant + water = no-no
so that day i was wearing a white short...after the teacher told us its time to go...i get up and like lmfao everybody can see my wee-wee HAHAHAHA. My face turned xtraulkalinicously red :3 i jumped in the water right after lmfao.... >.> oh yea the girl i like was there too....talk about embaressment D:
hahaha xD that was funny

[Plushii]

I was in a elevator and I was kinda hyper, high on sugar maybe xD
So I made weird noises really loud, and they echoed.
Like;

"WHOOOOO WHEEEEEE WHAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOO"

And I weird singing weird and ugly too.
(Though I went through a few Idol rounds >.>)

Then the elevator doors opened, and the person I liked was standing there looking weird at me xD

[wraithwail]

well theres so many itd take and this is no exageration months to tell but a funny one was back when i was in highschool i was showing off in art class cause i was bored having already done the work so i decided to make a bet i said i could jump over all 3 chairs with 5 inches between each well i managed to clear the first two but my foot caught the last one and i went flying honestly i never went farther in the air when i got up everyone was just staring at me as i wasnt hurt and enjoyed my wingless flight i said...



wow! good airtime!

[Celtic_Princess]

*digs through piles of fail moments* Ahhh the highschool file...its a goldmine of fails....

I might not look it, but I'm a very competitive and athletic person. I mean I'm talking competitive to the point that I would dive into splits to return a volley instead of losing the point. I love sports, and so gym class was always my favorite. Well, every now and then they do some incredibly stupid but kinda fun activity.

In this case, we had a giant (As big as I am...) pink inflatable cloth volleyball. It was really soft, but the game was that we split into two teams and played 'basketball' with it. Well, I ended up on defense somehow (suure, give the 5'4" girl a guard position)...and a girl twice my size came barreling down the court with the ball.

I stepped up to meet her and she went to shove the ball foward...I stepped in front and blocked it...but it hurt for some reason. I could still move everything so I didn't think twice about it. The game ended and we switched over to playing real volleyball. We'd gotten in a couple rounds when the teacher came to check on us...and by the time he got there my hand was swollen (I switched serving hands so I didn't have to stop playing).

...Turns out that giant pink ball fractured two of my fingers...


oops

[FaytLeonheartOmega]

o. o

[piggyjc]

well... lemme share mine... its kinda gross..

when i was 10 years old,during our chinese class i happen to have some boog stuck in my nose, you know those type that has mucus with it? LOL

so.. yeah.. it was an urgent situation.. i had to pick it (ewwwww)

and then when i threw it, it happen to land on one of the pretty girls in class, and she was like "O.O!!?? WHOAH! YUCKKK!!"

she didnt know it was me.. so i just tried my best to keep from laughing...

when i got home i blurted it all out!


yeah that was phail.

[King_Obito]

I had a fail today. I was putting hair spray in my hair ;/, and it went into my eye and I had to use my sink hose for like 4 mins with my eye open :3.

[Nipah]

@piggy- LMFAOOO that reminds me, during chinese, it was really humid outside, and i get nosebleeds all the time. and my teacher played games with us and we were playing this one game and celebrating something and then like, i was laughing and my nose just started bleeding lmfaooo and like i shot a bloody boogyyy on the table.

[kungfuhobo]

IRL Fail:

Ok so everybody knows: My school goes K-12 (kindergarden to 12th grade), my brother was 8 and i was 13 at the time...and my memory is a little foggy

My brother had said something to me that was displeasing...
So I go around to rough him up a bit (or something)
As Im turning around to catch up with my friends...
I trip over my own two feet...in front of his entire class, and 2 of my friends...
Right next to the middle school lockers, and the Office...

So the Receptionist, and several other teachers saw to...
and it wasn't even a manly fall!
It was one of those wimpy falls D:

Biggest stab to my pride ever ;_____;

[pokemon4955]

I once ask a girl out.And she rejected me ): epic fial.

[kungfuhobo]

I once ask a girl out.And she rejected me ): epic fial.


I wrote this love note full of poetry etc....
She read it to every girl in the school...
Oh, and then she rejected me.

I fail harder >:}

[Rzpect]

ohhhhh lmao...

in Vietnam we go to school from 7~5 at afternoon we sleep...
boys and girls sleep in different rooms
so i had my journal kept in my bag, during afternoon the girl i like would read the journal :3
i wrote about her alot~
aite so her friends also read it too and that afternoon our vice-principal saw the journal and he took it away he asked me for the key to open it..i said no, he called my dad ._. and i said no~ he went and buy the keys to open the journal...
so yea that was kinda a fail-ish? nv let a girl read your journal D: lmao
oh and he died like 4 or 5 months after lmao

[goldhawk2]

*ahem* .....went to BR and realized!.......I didnt turn my mole quest in! ;D

I asked a girl out...she ignored me for a month O.X

I have another story, funny as heck...but inapropriate XD

[Sakura_The_Mage]

Lmao.
I told a few friends I liked this one kid.
But then they find out and my one friend was like "I know someone that likes you"
And he's like "Yeah it's -Insert my name that you guys dun know ;D-"
And she's like "CRAP HOW'D YOU KNOW?"
And now I get made fun of by him almost everyday. :3

[noob-spark]

Ever have a total loss of power? one time i went to grab a gallon of milk off the counter and for some reason my arm went into overdrive and i ended up punching the milk across the kitchen >.< '!

[Famineakatux]

hmm i spent mebbe 6k$ usd too mush on this game (^_^)b

[Havvoc]

Ok, this is a fail of someone else.

At my school, this freshman guy peed in someones drink. Not knowing this, the kid drank it xD. So when he found out, the kid that peed in the drink was suspended from our school (he was ratted out)

Later that night......
The kid who peed in the drink got hit by a car and was confined to a wheel chair for 6 months

Karma? ^^

-Saphiron

[Nipah]

owned LO L

[Sakura_The_Mage]

LOL Owned.

I FAILED HORRIBLY TO OYO TODAY LMFAO.
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: Oyo how's that 1 exp? ;D
[Oyoshiro]: i dont get exp lol
[Oyoshiro]: im capped
[Veggie]: owned D:
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: RIGHT LMFAO.
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: Lol I have to ss that.
Fail or no? We were in CP1 me helping my hubby, and Oyo her guild aka Veggie. XD
LMFAO I FAILED TO OYO.

[Nipah]

LOL Owned.

I FAILED HORRIBLY TO OYO TODAY LMFAO.
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: Oyo how's that 1 exp? ;D
[Oyoshiro]: i dont get exp lol
[Oyoshiro]: im capped
[Veggie]: owned D:
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: RIGHT LMFAO.
[Xx_CLeric_xX]: Lol I have to ss that.
Fail or no? We were in CP1 me helping my hubby, and Oyo her guild aka Veggie. XD
LMFAO I FAILED TO OYO.

HAHAHAH ownedd

[Sakura_The_Mage]

HAHAHAH ownedd

LMFAO YOU WERE THERE. I did it for you. LOL.

[Nipah]

LMFAO YOU WERE THERE. I did it for you. LOL.

-checked to see if i screened that-
nope T___T i was gunna post it for your embarass....pleasurement? lol
(nice word)

[Sakura_The_Mage]

LOL. Here it is.
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii347/Xx_Sakura_xX147/screenshot223-1.jpg

[Nipah]

ha ha

[Sakura_The_Mage]

My biggest fail was making Rika my g/f<3
Rika my Baka<3
I'm just a nub, don't mind my failness. X3 <3

[DarkSlasher]

I asked a random question in the General Discussions.
I got my awnser and asked a GM to close it.
Earlier today I saw "Moved" written next to my thread.
I opened the thread, then I saw that the new path to it was via Apoline's Marketplace.
Now I'm wondering what on earth the Apolinians are thinking about it T_T.
EDIT: Wow, I just asked a GM to fix it, it's already done. ;D But the thread is still in the marketplace with the moved sign next to it. x.x

[schmicheal]

had one today at work i was taking out the recycling and on the way back i was running to get back in cuz it was raining i hella slipped almost fell onto a customers car and almost ate it but luckily i saved myself all the dmg lol.,

[allyyCORE]

Another failure:

I was playing a show at The Whiskey in Hollywood and the crowd was really pumped up;
In turn, it pumped me up so I was head-bangin' and such. When my solo came on, I leaned backwards a little too far and I ended up falling- my head hurt so bad but I couldn't stop the solo so I played it off and our singer helped me up xDD

[Sakura_The_Mage]

Another failure:

I was playing a show at The Whiskey in Hollywood and the crowd was really pumped up;
In turn, it pumped me up so I was head-bangin' and such. When my solo came on, I leaned backwards a little too far and I ended up falling- my head hurt so bad but I couldn't stop the solo so I played it off and our singer helped me up xDD
Lmfao. XD I would've rolled on the floor cracking up if I saw you do that. XD

[berselius]

I usually don't have fails at all, but I think it evens out in the end because I had a HUGE fail one time. I was duoing in DT with my wife (fighter) who had never been in DT before. We had actually killed 3 of the 4 sub bosses by ourselves when she says she needs to restone. She made a comment about how its annoying that she has to walk all the way out of DT to warp back to Uruga. I had remembered from previous DT parties that a member could just quit the party and be at the DT entrance. So I told her do do quit and we will reform the party afterwards.

Only problem is I TOTALLY FORGOT DT is a party only dungeon. When she left the party I was kicked out too and our progress was lost. I was mortified, and all she could say was "...". It's pretty funny in hindsight, but I was so ashamed when I did it.

[caitybell]

My most amazing fail out of the many xD
Im a clutz...i was learning how to ride one of my friends skateboard....did brilliant didnt fall off once i got off the skateboard and instantly landed on my face from where i stood on a bit of ice...still have the little dent in my chin from where i bashed it xD

It was a fun night despite coming home with my jaw in agonising pain xD

[dwn1byz]

wellll, I was thinking about all the fails i've done in my life time, and I was thinking it might be a fun thing to make a thread about it :P! IRL fails are welcome, because they are the funniest. This is kind of a "most embarrassing moment" thing o.o

I'll start with mine :D

On my birthdayyy, like 3 years ago, I got a kewl motor scooter thing, and I wanted to try it out. My grandparents came there to celebrate my birthday with me, and like, I got on my motor scooter. Well, the first time I turned it on and tried to ride it, I ran over my grammys foot (and she just had surgery on it) lmfao :/ she laughed about it for a while ;/my biggest failure lies right here in fiesta.:(
to think i could play a game without being judged... didnt happen. :(

don't really understand why... as where i didnt do anything wrong besides play solo alot. but as where i have only two charactors past lvl 20 im really still learning the game.:confused:
well probably not anymore.
this game is full of hatrid, raceist, and small minded people
... with only very few that are nice. :(


they say teva is the best server...
well if thats so, then there's no since switching servers huh.:(

sorry if i offended anyone... but wow think of the people that have socializing disorders in real life:mad:
... if they was to play this game it would probably mean lights out in the end. because you really know how to make people feel un-excepted.
my kids will never play this game for i would hate to see the traites that they would pick up from many of you.:(

im really beginning to see why most of you hide behind a video game.
...because in real life you would be picking yourselves up off the concrete
...while spitting out a few of them teeth.:eek:

UPDATED 4-11/
I CHANGED MY MIND...
IM STAYING!
DEAL WITH IT!
(BUT I STILL WOULDN'T LET MY KIDS ON HERE)

[zumoku]

'Accidently' dropping my phone in the toilet, after i fished it out i dried it, i found that the battery was low so i charged it and it set on fire.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

'Accidently' dropping my phone in the toilet, after i fished it out i dried it, i found that the battery was low so i charged it and it set on fire.

Lmfao, the part of it catching on fire is epic.

[Nipah]

'Accidently' dropping my phone in the toilet, after i fished it out i dried it, i found that the battery was low so i charged it and it set on fire.

amazi ng.

[pokemon4955]

The biggest fial of my life was when I met Fiesta.

[roonthehax]

Opened my PC up to upgrade ram. Decided to take out my PSU to give it a good clean. Spilt some meths into it. Thought nothing of it after letting it dry in the sun, got everything sorted, put cables in, switched it on and my PSU caught fire, destroying my motherboard + RAM :D

[i-neko]

One of my biiggest FAIL was one day I was wiith my friiends at the entrance of the cinema & saw a guy who looked exactly liikeh an old friiend of miine~ and I told my friiends that I was gonna say "Hihi" to someone. I went were thiis person was and embraced from behiind. But when I look up to see that person face...I found out it was a random person and NOT who I though it was.The person said:"do I know chuuu?" I was liikeh OMGish >///< *so embarrasiing* I explain myself to hiim and apologize for the misundertandiing ;~; p.s: my friiend were "LOL" cuz of thiis situation~

[Blaxcalibur]

my biggest fail is, ive been tryin to think of my biggest fail since i saw this post n still cant remember nothin =.=

[Arzeus]

Well I basically fail 24/7. I have typos all the time and I wrong chat. Also, IRL, my clumsyness makes me make BIG fails.

Once, when I was young, my mom was preparing a bath for me. The tub was already filled with water, so she told me to take off my clothes and leave hem on the floor. I was thinking about something else (as I always do), so I took out my clothes and, instead of putting them on the floor I threw them to the tub. LMAO...

I fail when I have to lay the table, too. I want to get the cutlery but I open the fridge. Funny thing is that I stare at the stuff inside there looking for the knives and forks LOL

This is an IG fail: When my mage was around level 30 I joined a guild whose name I can't remember. It was a really awful guild, the people there barely spoke, and they were quite rude. So I whispered my friend something like OMG I SO HATE THIS GUILD, THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS AND I JUST WANT TO SHOOT THEM ALL T_T. Problem is, I accidentally said that in guild chat. ROFL, they banned me, but I didn't actually mind. x3

[DarkSlasher]

Once, when I was young, my mom was preparing a bath for me. The tub was already filled with water, so she told me to take off my clothes and leave hem on the floor. I was thinking about something else (as I always do), so I took out my clothes and, instead of putting them on the floor I threw them to the tub. LMAO...

I put orange juice in my cereal once at 6 O'clock in the morning. :3

[Arzeus]

I put orange juice in my cereal once at 6 O'clock in the morning. :3

Lmao. Once, I had a napkin an used napkin on one hand and a chocolate bar on the other.
I threw the chocolate to the trash, and put the napking in my mouth.

Never eat paper, it's no good.
(Random: I used to eat paper tissues when I was young. LMAO)

[amshinigami]

Goin to university and cant play fiesta..

or is it the other way? mmm

[Arzeus]

Goin to university and cant play fiesta..

or is it the other way? mmm

Epic fail. -nods-

[Mynkon]

Well I basically fail 24/7. I have typos all the time and I wrong chat. Also, IRL, my clumsyness makes me make BIG fails.

Once, when I was young, my mom was preparing a bath for me. The tub was already filled with water, so she told me to take off my clothes and leave hem on the floor. I was thinking about something else (as I always do), so I took out my clothes and, instead of putting them on the floor I threw them to the tub. LMAO...

I fail when I have to lay the table, too. I want to get the cutlery but I open the fridge. Funny thing is that I stare at the stuff inside there looking for the knives and forks LOL

This is an IG fail: When my mage was around level 30 I joined a guild whose name I can't remember. It was a really awful guild, the people there barely spoke, and they were quite rude. So I whispered my friend something like OMG I SO HATE THIS GUILD, THEY ARE ALL IDIOTS AND I JUST WANT TO SHOOT THEM ALL T_T. Problem is, I accidentally said that in guild chat. ROFL, they banned me, but I didn't actually mind. x3


ROFL. Guys, you should see Arzy's rl fails... LOL I mean seriously...
I'm still laughing about one of the last ones: We were in the school parking lot waiting for his mom, (we = Arz, me and another friend) and I was bored, so I thought of something stupid to do to kill time. I put my hands together in a way I honestly don't feel like explaining and I said "Ok, now blow one of my knuckles" ... ... ... "LOL I mean point at one" (fail). So Arzy was looking at nowhere, then looks at my hand, stares for 2 seconds and... blows... my knuckles... I was like LMAO wthh

Anywhos, those fails that you do when you're "distracted" are so epic. And I have tons of those .___.
Like the other day I was gonna go put some clothes away in my room and I went in the bathroom... or the time my dad said "Hey, go fetch my wallet for me, will ya?" and I went to look in the fridge...
But I specially fail in Fiesta... with the freakin chats ;___; shouting something I want to say in guild, saying in academy what I want to shout, etc... and sometimes they're looong sentences ;~;

[painleica]

well o.o...my biggest fail was ._.
when i was making some cake with my mom by accident i spilled the eggs on her foot D: she told me to go get the mop then the cup of powder fell on her shirt X_X then disater O_o it was her worksuit too T_T
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/pain_leica/paindark.jpg

[Mynkon]

LOL I wouldn't be able to keep myself from laughing D:

[Arzeus]

ROFL. Guys, you should see Arzy's rl fails... LOL I mean seriously...
I'm still laughing about one of the last ones: We were in the school parking lot waiting for his mom, (we = Arz, me and another friend) and I was bored, so I thought of something stupid to do to kill time. I put my hands together in a way I honestly don't feel like explaining and I said "Ok, now blow one of my knuckles" ... ... ... "LOL I mean point at one" (fail). So Arzy was looking at nowhere, then looks at my hand, stares for 2 seconds and... blows... my knuckles... I was like LMAO wthh

Anywhos, those fails that you do when you're "distracted" are so epic. And I have tons of those .___.
Like the other day I was gonna go put some clothes away in my room and I went in the bathroom... or the time my dad said "Hey, go fetch my wallet for me, will ya?" and I went to look in the fridge...
But I specially fail in Fiesta... with the freakin chats ;___; shouting something I want to say in guild, saying in academy what I want to shout, etc... and sometimes they're looong sentences ;~;

LMFAOOOOO. I still laugh when I remember that day, Myn~
So so epic, ROFL.

Today, at class, Myn was distracted talking with someone else, so my other friend told me to insult her. I kept repeating the same word all the time and she wouldn't notice because she wasn't paying attention. But I didn't realise she wasn't talking anymore when I closed my eyes and yelled really loud "GUARRA" (That is an insult in spanish, trying to translate means wasting my precious time rofl). When I opened my eyes Myn wa staring at me with a face like "I'm so gonna kill you..."
I fail. -nods-

[Mynkon]

And that's the way Arzy shows the world how much he loves me ._.

[Mizuko85]

Ah I skipped all those pages, I hope none got my "biggest fail" experience back still @_@.

Once my friend I just random walk in the University.. as we walking, one of my friend fall down in a hole coz he didn't pay attention what in front of him.. @_@ and I was laughing hard on to him lol.

After that, less in 3secs, while I'm still laughing and pointing at him rudely... I'm too, didn't notice there is a hole in front of me >.>. So u can guess what happened next T.T.

Oh well, guess that's karma xD.

[buntd]

when i was 9 i ran straight into a wall and cracked my skull and needed like 20 stitches
i know about failing .--. i failed about 40 times today in my 4hrs of fiesta

[LadyLandford]

._. I can't swim. I went to a water park with my best friend once and went down one of those tube slides... When it ended and I got to the part in the pool at the end, I started drowning and waving my arms around like I was crazy! The lifeguard came and took my arm and told me to stand up... ._. The water was only a little higher than my knees. LOL.

[pandamoons]

hahaha these are so funny

[Sakura_The_Mage]

My biggest fail is trying to help out a Helga schedule thing. :c But what happened was I got jumped by someone.

[Mynkon]

Got jumped by someone? Huh? o_o

And erhz... the other day I was going to text message my bf (I just missed him x_x), so I sent it and a few mins later my mom comes up to me, shows me her cell and says "What the hell is this? :3"
Eh.. yeah... I sent it to HER. T___T

[karvaj]

Got jumped by someone? Huh? o_o

And erhz... the other day I was going to text message my bf (I just missed him x_x), so I sent it and a few mins later my mom comes up to me, shows me her cell and says "What the hell is this? :3"
Eh.. yeah... I sent it to HER. T___T

lmao how is it possible ._. emo queen

[Mynkon]

I sent it to the wrong person while choosing from the list you bewb D:
And MUST you call me that every time you say something about me? D<

[karvaj]

Yes emo queen

[Kevinp]

My biggest FAIL was when i FAILED a FAILED FAIL

[wiikkyd]

My biggest fail is........

I tried talking in guild chat and I whispered it.
I tried whispering "wrong chat" and I shouted it.
I shouted "oh fudge me wrong chat" but in party chat.
I noticed I didn't have a party so I was like.. oops.. in party chat too ~.~
I wrote in academy chat I epically failed, and it was meant to my whisper.

Then I told my brother "I give up trying to fix my failed chats" and I noticed he was in the kitchen, not right next to me... ~.~

My Best Fail yet XD

[DarkSlasher]

Whohohohoah... Awesome. xD

[DeathPyres]

My biggest fail is........

I tried talking in guild chat and I whispered it.
I tried whispering "wrong chat" and I shouted it.
I shouted "oh fudge me wrong chat" but in party chat.
I noticed I didn't have a party so I was like.. oops.. in party chat too ~.~
I wrote in academy chat I epically failed, and it was meant to my whisper.

Then I told my brother "I give up trying to fix my failed chats" and I noticed he was in the kitchen, not right next to me... ~.~

My Best Fail yet XD

Xheoonnnnnnn. D; Hai.

And FAIL. xD

My best fail was... Oh god, this is embarrassing. I was walking up the stairs to go into school on the first day with all these parents like taking pictures and stuff, right? And... I tripped walking up and dropped everything. I quickly jumped up *nice save* and scrambled to pick the things up. And fell down the stairs. Again. On video. </3

[wiikkyd]

Faarraaaa Haaiii :D!

And z'omg what's the name to the video D;?
I wanna laugh D;

[DeathPyres]

Faarraaaa Haaiii :D!

And z'omg what's the name to the video D;?
I wanna laugh D;

I hid it. Under my bed. ;o Never will it see the light of day. Q.Q

btw; what lvl is your mage? xF My archer hit 54. D;

[Nipah]

nice sig fara LOL

[deathbringer54]

fails for the last 15mins....
doing math assignment for skool first put complete wrong numbers in my calculator (250 instead of 40) next one read Q's wrong....... need sleep cant do my skool work.....

[Nipah]

embarrassing thing i did earlier:
did an assignment for school and found out i knew basically nothing about the thing we were doing and everyone got to see our answers and yeah. i posted my answer in and yeah everyone saw and is probably making fun of me right now ):

[silph]

Hmm well i got some but ill save that for another time (after this) this is a fail of my freind and sorta me too its also the day he learned the ways of a gentleman. When i was a bit younger i went to this old historic building with a freind of mine the stairs where really steep. We where in this group tour and me and him where near the back just kinda hanging out but my freind kept walkin kinda far back. I told him to hurry up or id leave him behind. He said but the veiw is soooo good so i kicked him between his legs (i was wearing a skirt. skirt + steep stairs + male = perv) so thats why he is a gentleman.

Now this one was before i was in kindergarten me and my family had gone to a fair and while their my dad won me this huge stuffed animal it was three times as tall as me and three times as wide it was really hard to carry i had to balance it on my head. when we got home i wanted o sleep with it so i tossed it on my bed i was on a bunk bed me and mytwo older brothers had to share a room and i got the top ^_^ so i climb up and go to sleep next thing i know i wake up falling seemed kinda slomo i can still remember the exaxt way it happened like it was five seconds ago first i hit my elbow on a desk and was turned over in midair the elbow i had hit pointed down it was hit on the toybox then thudded onto the floor such pain i havent felt the likes of since my elbow was in peices and i was bleeding pretty bad i was crying harder and louder than i ever had befor then i kinda couldnt feel anything and the world was kinda blurry after that i was taken to the hospital and i dunno cant remember much i was dazed nothing was focused i wasnt unconcious but i wasnt completely concious either. so yeah fail for not thinking

[wiikkyd]

I hid it. Under my bed. ;o Never will it see the light of day. Q.Q

btw; what lvl is your mage? xF My archer hit 54. D;

D:< nuuu lemme see it T_T

lvl59 with 64% Q___________________Q

[DeathPyres]

D:< nuuu lemme see it T_T

lvl59 with 64% Q___________________Q

Nub. ._.

You hit 8x on Bijou? D< Boring. D:

[Xylvion]

nice sig fara LOL

that's what happens when i'm playing cleric x.o

[wiikkyd]

Yah I did Fara :D lvl88 to be exact.

But I hate the people in the server. Making me not go back unless I go to
p0wnZrz pvp kq >:3

[Ienzo]

Okies.. I got one, don't know if it's very good or not.

I was about 10 and I was skating around the roads in my neighborhood. I ended up going down a road that led to a steep hill, and at the bottom on the hill was a park. I happened to meet some other kid there on a bike, he was going down the hill becuase it was kinda fun on a bicycle, you got going pretty fast.

He dared me to go down on my inline skates, and being the wise child I was, said no, I'm not going to kill myself. The path going down the hill was poorly paved, and covered with gravel.

So, I waited around for a bit, then when he left, started walking down the hill on the grass next to the road. When I got about halfway down, I stepped onto the road and started to roll, this after I had refused to go down earlier, as I didn't want to get hurt.

Anyway, I stayed up for bit, then after 2 seconds, lost control, fell on my knees and continued going.

On the gravel hill. It was summer. I was wearing shorts.

Well, I got to the bottom, in quite a lot of pain, and sit there for a minute. Then I have to go back up this freakishly steep hill, down the street and to my house to get my knees cleaned up, and have my mother panic.

I still have a scar on my knee from that. And I never went down that hill on any sort of wheeled transport again.

[bigj3234]

*Ahem*

I was going through a house my dad wanted to buy. Two other people when down the step into living room. I stepped on the front of the step, and found out the hard way it was just a block of wood when my legs flew out from under me and middle of my back landed on the corner.

Two days later I exit my front door to continue work on a retaining wall, and fall down the steps (like 5 of them). This really old guy was driving by at the EXACT SAME MOMENT and paused long enough to laugh at me. I promptly climbed back up the stairs and headed towards the house, only to trip on the step INTO the house. *shakes head*

[silph]

my older brothers are my biggest fail

[tanis24]

ok i'm not sure if these are good but here we go:
back in 6th grade we were running the mile like we do every friday. i was on my last lap on the last stretch and i wasn't paying attention. so i trip and skid on poorly paved cement. banged up my knee pretty bad to the point where there was a hole in it. still have the scar.
the next year we were making collages in humanities and my friend sean asked me for some scissors. i handed them to him handle first like the responsible kid i am, only problem was the blades were open and so he grabbed them and cut my thumb down to the bone. still have that scar also.

altogether i fail epically quite alot.

[deathbringer54]

biggest fail that happened 2 me, jumping on my mums bed when i was like 1 or sumthing fall head first into the window, cracked my head open.... got a scar from dat. then when i was i think 2 or 3 playing on a swing i fall off head first onto a rock or glass (cant remember wat my mum said it was) cracked my head open again..... another i was in grade 1 thought i could fly so jumped off of my swing set and broke my arm, not just a fracture one bone was on top of the other..... when i got home 2 weeks later from the hospital my brother pulled the swing apart... lol. and i broke almost all my fingers 2-4 times play sport....

[Mynkon]

biggest fail that happened 2 me, jumping on my mums bed when i was like 1 or sumthing fall head first into the window, cracked my head open.... got a scar from dat. then when i was i think 2 or 3 playing on a swing i fall off head first onto a rock or glass (cant remember wat my mum said it was) cracked my head open again..... another i was in grade 1 thought i could fly so jumped off of my swing set and broke my arm, not just a fracture one bone was on top of the other..... when i got home 2 weeks later from the hospital my brother pulled the swing apart... lol. and i broke almost all my fingers 2-4 times play sport....
Omg LMAO so now you're like... in a wheel chair? x_x

[zumoku]

I was walking around and i spotted my friend, so i sneaked up behind to kick him in the butt for fun, but as i was about to kick i slipped on a banana skin then i fell and landed on my wrist and it hurt.

[zoey199]

Alright heres 2 from me
When i was 8 or so... i went to Disney land in Cali...and i was a klutz...probably more then i am now at the least...and i space things to...
So im walking along and im staring at all the rides and stuff and im like 10 feet behind my family walking at a fair decent speed so im like "W/e no biggy nothings gonna happen..."
Well turned out that as i was walking i had been steadily veering alittle to the left..
And at first all i remember is a loud "BONG!" sound and hitting the ground...
look around i notice a lamp post coming out of the cement and at this point im hurt and im alittle annoyed.
my dad comes running up and asks me if im ok and so did a person who worked there.
And im like "Yea yea im ok but WHY THE HELL IS A LAMP POST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!"
and then i looked around x-x....

In game my worst fail was one of my ex's had wanted me to try cyber... and i was dumb enough to try it..
its 1am... im dead tired.... its completely retarded to me...
And i didn't happen to notice a very graphic sentence happened to have the Shout command instead of the Whisper command....
So... its 1am... and im standing in the middle of uru on saturday night... and i accidently let fly my sentence...and i prayed when i saw it that noone saw it and it would be forgotten lol...
5 seconds of silence...
then uru basically explodes in laughter x-x

[Killgormatic]

Hmmm? My biggest fail is that i have been looking for a wife since i took a break about 5 months ago till now and so far got scammed twice, lost 3g, wedding app., and about 10lvls from plvling. All that hard work and money wasted on scammers. my Most epic fail. (besides accidentally telling guild instead of in whisper that the guild i was in sucked)

[winged_madness]

LOL .. well i was riding on a pushbike and i saw this tin shed i went for the brakes but they wouldnt work so i tried to skid to stop myself but it wass too late and i like full on crashed into the shed and it cut my arm and you could see my muscle (did you know its purple) anyway i went to the doctors and got 2 injections down both the side of the muscle to numb the pain but i could still feel the stitches going thorugh - ouch that hurt --- fail D:

[Spankle]

This wasn't my fail, but definitely one of the worst gc fail Ive seen xD YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ROFL!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/3548422682_a0850be25a_o.jpg

[winged_madness]

This wasn't my fail, but definitely one of the worst gc fail Ive seen xD YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ROFL!!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2422/3548422682_a0850be25a_o.jpg

lmao yeah thats a pretty big fail xD

[puddingownsyou]

Umm when me and my cousins were at our marina XD...they were chasing me so i tried to run as fast as i could to the boathouse to hide. I was running full speed on the pavement when i turned around (still running) to laugh at them because i was winning XD then i tripped over my own feet and rolled through the parking lot for like...ever XD

My cousin made an animation of me as a stick figure rolling forever...wish i could find it and put it up here xD

[puddingownsyou]

ok...a few more LOL XD

I was going to Biology, I went down the stairs and fell face first and tumbled down and just lay there laughing while everyone stared at me XD

another time...at jr. high school i was in a good conversation with a friend of mine while we were walking back from lunch...it's a really big hallway but at the end it gets really tiny and a brick wall juts out....of course you hear the loud BANG as i walk right into it and fall backwards XD

i was at a pretty important christmas concert..really dressy and all that..---anyway i just got done playing my clarinet and went to walk off stage down the stairs, and the heel of my shoe got caught in the christmas lights of a tree XD i tried to get it out but i ended up falling down the stairs and the giant tree falling off the stage. *the whole theater gets quiet and stares at the loser chick* LOL

[GoldenWidow]

Haven't read all of this thread, but I'm ASSUMING Kiss must be ranked in the top 3 so far.

That's just, her thing. She fails.

[Looks God damn good doing it though so it makes it okay <3]

[Rakdos]

Hmmmm Ive had a few fails... One most recent was i went to sit in a partly broken folding lawn chair and the thing ripped and trapped me within its chairy wrath i was stuck for a good 5 minutes with people laughing at me

[ra77man]

LMAO!

IG Fail

So my wife and I are on alts (she a mage, and me a fighter) going to 3x Dungeon (GoD) for the boss kill (Zombie master/knight or something). She gets a cleric in party to help out. So both of them are on sc movers and I'm on a hobby. We're moving carefully through GoD searching for the boss. Finally someone tells us where he is. I take a different path, and the two of them take a different path. Some how I get there sooner and shroom with the boss in plain sight. While on their way - the both get mobbed and killed (which I never got b/c they were on sc movers). :confused:

They both respawn in Eldy and start-over. They show up again in GoD, and I tell them that I'm shroomed with the boss in my sight and that they should come over straight to me. I wait a couple of mins (not looking at the map) and then all of a sudden they both show up with a HUGE train infront of me, get slaughtered by the mob and die again!

I just couldn't stop laughing! and teased her about it for 2 weeks after that... :D

[ra77man]

RL Fails

So one time, me and a bunch of friends went to a college-mate's wedding. When we get there all our college classmates are sitting at one table. So a friend of mine see's another friend sitting on the table with his back to us. My friend walks up behind that guy and gives him a friendly whack on the head thinking he'll turn around and smile and laugh or whatever.

That guy turns around and it turns out that he's the husband of one of the girls whom we went to college with and gives my friend the coldest stares he's ever gotten.

We still tease him about it sometimes... :D

[Mynkon]

-a few mins ago-
I was gonna go wash my hair so I went to go comb it first. After I finished I just turned around and threw the comb in the open toilet. <.<;


Now as you all know, Arzy (Tomás) is quite good himself at failing too ;D The other day he failed BIG LOL

It was last Saturday, we had gona to watch.... "a" movie (lol) So after I left he walked back home alone. While he was walking he hears someone yell "TOMAAAAS!" So he sees this lady calling from a window (Note: he didn't know her). So she says "Did you get your cellphone??" And he yells back "No, not yet"....... the lady just stares at him..... so Arz turns and sees this boy staring at him like "w...t...f...."
(in case you didn't get it, the lady was talking to the boy D: ) I so should've been there LOL >______________< I still laugh every time I remember it lmfao

Chu fail, Arzy <3

[karvaj]

<.< boring storyyyyyyy.

[Mynkon]

Because I already told you, hoe D<

[karvaj]

hahahhha D: still,

[Mynkon]

You gotta admit the comb in the toilet was funny... I laughed by myself D:

[karvaj]

yeah lmfao I'd wanted to be there

[karvaj]

Okay, heres one which happaned to me an hour ago.
So, my teacher told me yesterday (thursday) that we are going on a school trip chudei(friday) at 8:15PM, my mom woke me up at 8:15, dont you have school chudei? .. I said: nah I have to go at 9:15PM o.o lemme sleep.
yeah, I went in school for 9:15PM D:< whole school was empty so I just came home.. and.. yay for no school =3

[Ceylan]

Well two years ago in winter I was working as a waitress in a four-star hotel and it was Sunday night, time for the traditional five-course meal, the “passion-fruit sorbet in a champagne glass” being the first course. I had to serve a quite big group of people and oh well...I was never really good at carrying those ebil glasses at all…<.< And yes you all can imagine what happened.. All the glasses on my tray went “baammm” and the sorbet landed on the head and back of the son of one of our hotel guests.
Son: Ö_Ö ***???
Me: “Omgomgomgomg! I’m so sorry! Q_Q *runs around frantically trying to get a napkin for the son nearly crying now* I will pay for the dry cleaning of the clothes! I’m sorry!!!!” *dramadrama*
Father: Its ok, he will just change clothes…^^;;;
Head-waitress: *gets headache* Again Ceylan? <.<
Other waiters: lol again! XD
*again here refers to me dropping glasses, but it was the first time the content actually fell on someone.^^;;

[Mynkon]

Markie I dun get it lmao D:
So she said you'd go but when you went there was no one?... She forgot? o_o

Well two years ago in winter I was working as a waitress in a four-star hotel and it was Sunday night, time for the traditional five-course meal, the “passion-fruit sorbet in a champagne glass” being the first course. I had to serve a quite big group of people and oh well...I was never really good at carrying those ebil glasses at all…<.< And yes you all can imagine what happened.. All the glasses on my tray went “baammm” and the sorbet landed on the head and back of the son of one of our hotel guests.
Son: Ö_Ö ***???
Me: “Omgomgomgomg! I’m so sorry! Q_Q *runs around frantically trying to get a napkin for the son nearly crying now* I will pay for the dry cleaning of the clothes! I’m sorry!!!!” *dramadrama*
Father: Its ok, he will just change clothes…^^;;;
Head-waitress: *gets headache* Again Ceylan? <.<
Other waiters: lol again! XD
*again here refers to me dropping glasses, but it was the first time the content actually fell on someone.^^;;

LMAO awww poor chu xD the same would've probably happened to me ;D

[karvaj]

Yesh ;< ..

[Mynkon]

Omg if that happened at my school she'd get yelled at o__o"

[karvaj]

lmao.... haha dont worry I'll meet her at monday ;p