New Fail King of Epith

[Galdrath]

As of Today I hearby Nominate myself as New Fail King of Epith:(.
There are only 2 reasons but these 2 reasons overshadow anything else.
So lets get to it.

1. I have spent roughly to date 14g600s400c on trying to get lvl 30 weapons and later lvl 40 weapons to +9. This includes, spening 500s+ on
+6-7 weapons, Only using bless elrues, lix, and xir, and buying MASSIVE amounts of said items. My problem is when I got to lvl a basic item, I can get it to +3 before it will degrade to +1 then will break on the next one. On greens and blues I CANNOT upgrade them even 1 time from whatever I bought it at. i.e. ZK 2h+5 start, -1,-1,+1,-1,+1, +1,-1, break. It does this on nearly every green or blue. So FAIL for me because I cannot get reds, blues, and golds to help out.
2. This ties in to above 1. I have brokes to date 35 swords, 7axes, and 2 shields. Now that would be impressive IF I had the titles. But Here is where I FAIL. These happened in groups of 5 at a time so I was never logged in enough to get a better title than Item spoiler.

So.... That is why I nominated myself for New Fail King of Epith.

Think you are a better fit? Post your fails below.



Current leaders
King--Fail
Queen---Mana

[Myn19]

O_O,that's so sad T_T.Hmmm,I tried soloing ggk at 40 and got him to about 5% of his hp and aggroed a random mage type mon and got hit imediatly after ggk used aoe twice in a row...died,used about 70 or more hp pots t2,alot of stones and 10+ t3 hp pots...

When I did shadow quest everything was fine,until i got to the skeletons,I had finished killing them and the door wouldn't open XC,I jumped,walked,moved the angle so i could see past the closed door,clicked beyond,only to be dissapointed when it would remain in moving position still at door,checked the room 5 times,figured some gm hated me and left the game to eat something.

I had gotten to aprox 7 mins left,and started to explore the way back,I was surprised to find some kebings,wondered how they reapeared,shrugged and walked back hoping the door had opened.It hadn't,jumped a few more times,ran in circles for fun and decided to explore again,the time was 3-4 mins left

After going past where the kebings were when I entered another room the "follow the light to find me" scene happened,I was:O_O'''',XDD,lmaoed at myself for a min and then panicked when seeing the time.(When killing the skeletons i went in a circle and was facing the closed door,I thought I went straight and was wondering why the door wasn't open)

So at around 50 seconds left I was surrounded by all the side mobs and had to keep atacking my shadow to make it on time,thank god the char was a cleric.

After completing I was really happy and scrolled to eld,I went to class master and no reward o.o,checked quest list and saw i forgot to turn in the quest to the npc in fom,wen't back,was asked sth by smb,got sidetracked, and wondered why I was still there,went to eld again,remebered that i had to turn in,came back,got asked by a friend to help him/her with something,said i have to turn in the lvlup quest,went back to class master,slapped myself when I saw no reward quest,went back,got dced and said fuxx it and didn't log on for 2 hours.

When I logged on I had kq and forgot about lvlup quest,went in kq,had about 7-10 deaths with no cleric lvl 20 besides myself.=_=''''''',T_T'''''.I think that is the most uberfail experience with shadow quest

[devin_nicolai]

Lies, I r fail king.

[Saruin]

Mana gets my vote for King of Fail.
I've seen him do....epic things.

[devin_nicolai]

Mana gets my vote for King of Fail.
I've seen him do....epic things.

You also need to give me academy master <o<!

[kacy_rae]

I wanna shot at fail queen D:

This one time when dungeons were open to everyone lvl10+ I went to solo the boss in BoD on my lvl84 mage......I forgot stones....

Can I have runner-up? xD

[ilovepink]

Mana ish the Ultimate Fail king.

END of story lol

[Renegadeoflife]

Fail is the ultimate Fail Queen.

Discussion over.

[Neko-san]

I fail harder than any of you do.

[darkpaper]

My Vote Goes To Mana :3

[Note: The Above Was Not Biased At All By The Fact That Would Make Me "The Fail Queen" By Marriage]

[Galdrath]

I haven't gotten to see Mana's EPIC fails yet, but his reputation proceeds him. So he really could not be king, due to him always failing so he would have to be queen.