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Nenova
05-14-2009, 03:26 PM
You know how sometimes people mischat something? They use .w instead of /w or accidentally whisper the wrong person...

Some make are just too funny, right? :D

So post them here!

Keep them anonymous!

Here's some I remember:

Whispered to me:
"you were ina bride dress... unmarried!"

Whispered to me:
"I love you soo much... I can't wait untill we can tell everyone about us <3"

Mischatted into guildchat:
"aaahhhh come on, it was just a kiss!!!"

Mischatted into guildchat:
"HHHOOOOO!!!!! Thatīs no match for meh smexy Ultra Lubbed Pose!! LOL"


Share your funny heard mischats! Woots!

(please keep the ToS in mind ^^" )

berselius
05-14-2009, 04:03 PM
I accidentally shouted in Uruga a couple of nights ago, "I ish sensative," which if you followed the conversation in my academy chat (which is where I meant to post that) it wouldn't have sounded that odd. But by itself, many urugans found it hysterically funny.

I also at one time got a wisp from a party member probably meant for another party member that was something like "Helel is so playful, but his character looks so mean x.x". Needless to say, she was thoroughly embarrassed that I'm the one who received that message.

wallmaster
05-14-2009, 05:03 PM
One time I was shouting to buy a +9 and as I was talking with someone about a price, they mentioned someone they knew had one. After the person said he would ask his friend, I got this whisper

"He is willing to pay 1 gold more than what you paid, sell it to him and buy a different one."
followed by
"whoops wrong person, it was about something else, not the +9"

:?

YoshimaruOrona
05-14-2009, 05:03 PM
I actually mischatted the answer to a Decipher the Cipher event once, at probably one of the worse times and in one of the worse chats possible.

I don't want to go into details (seriously, don't press it), but the funny part was my brothers listening to me shout a nice flurry of a profanities after I realized what I did.

Nenova
05-14-2009, 05:54 PM
Lol... Yeah I had a really bad one myself once.

Slight explanation: a friend and me had this thing we did that basically involved tons of hearts and smexings. Just as friends, everything knew it, it was just for fun. So one day she says in guildchat 'gosh, it's quiet in here'. I replied with '*smexes her noisily*' but accidentally shouted it in CP1... It got a nice convo going though ^^"

grannysboy
05-14-2009, 06:11 PM
This is a joke i use all the time(only on friends though)
I shout: "OMFG ,(random friends name here, usually a guy), leave me alone. I told you i dont want to cyber, Im not gey."
-pause-
I shout: "opps w/c everyone pretend that didnt happen"
Friend's usual reply: **** you Will!!!
Try it sometime. ^^

chainkill91
05-14-2009, 07:15 PM
xDD I usually just go /s w/ "insert random name here" -licks you all over etc etc.- ;p then say OHH SHIZZZ W/C DX EVERYONE IGNORE IT. =] It gets some prettyy interesting replies..

ichbineinawesome
05-14-2009, 08:00 PM
Some random in Roumen:

"*kisses back a little deeper blushing slightly*"
"Aaaargh w/c"

I cracked up laughing, though I do feel sorry for the poor guy, there was quite a crowd around when he said that.

I mischat a lot, but they're usually just not that funny O.o

windrider07
05-14-2009, 09:35 PM
I sometimes get the academy, shout, and whisper commands mixed up since the 'a', 's', and 'w' keys are right next to each other so sometimes what I meant whisper to someone I say in either the academy chat or public chat and I'm like.....oh jeez...and I bust out laughing at myself.

shinrikidu
05-14-2009, 11:36 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!! mis chats!!!!

lol

I are the KING of misschat.....and let's just leave it at that lol

ras-blackfire
05-15-2009, 02:30 AM
someone said this in germans in normal chat, she was like ohmygod D:
"then we did "it" with 3 people, one was very bad XD"

i never laughed so much >.> XD

Nenova
05-15-2009, 04:02 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!! mis chats!!!!

lol

I are the KING of misschat.....and let's just leave it at that lol

Yes... yes you are XD I miss your mischats.... MISCHAT ME MORE OFTEN!

:P

KiSsGod
05-15-2009, 04:19 AM
"*spoons*" <-- good friend did that LOL.

A random person wced in shout once: "Why do guys like b***s so much? D:"<- Totally not me :3

KiSsGod
05-15-2009, 04:19 AM
someone said this in germans in normal chat, she was like ohmygod D:
"then we did "it" with 3 people, one was very bad XD"

i never laughed so much >.> XD

LMAOOOOOOO ras!!! THats pretty epic lol!!!

fre_ak
05-15-2009, 07:22 AM
"*spoons*" <-- good friend did that LOL.

A random person wced in shout once: "Why do guys like b***s so much? D:"<- Totally not me :3
i was there o.o

yeah totally not u :p

KiSsGod
05-15-2009, 09:43 AM
i was there o.o

yeah totally not u :p

Lmfao D:... i had worse.

Piercing_Blood
05-15-2009, 10:07 AM
i shouted accidently in shout "come kiss me u smexy girl :P" xD really got me embarresed

fireyair
05-15-2009, 11:14 AM
Level 20 n00b to me:

"r u the guy thats gnna giv me my mny?"

Gold buying n00b. They whisper you, you don't whisper them.


Peace:cool:

SweetLavender
05-15-2009, 11:46 AM
lol gotta love mischats

I remember back in Spidey kq I once got a whisper from a guy that he meant to say to his gf. Got a nice masage XD

Linabella
05-15-2009, 01:27 PM
lmao..theres a story behind my mischat XD

once apon a time i had a bf, that none of my best friends liked. then one day i said i had broken up with him and they were happy and cheery..a couple days passed and i got back together with him but didnt tell my best friends because they would kill me! but then! one fine day we were all in fbz3 having a fun time and i was whispering my bf..and at the worst possible time i said " name/w *kisses*" ..(no his name is not "name" -.-) ..yeeaaahhhh horrible wc ._." most embarrassing thing ever XD if that was irl i would of died by the evil glaring looks x.x

and i also got a wc once from my "bf" who was apparently cybering with another girl in whisper :P it was all like "*humps you faster and harder*" o.o" he tried covering it up by saying it was randomness..yeaaah ..good times good times .-.

saiyou8
05-15-2009, 03:22 PM
Well this one isn't a mischat, but a typo it is~

When my cleric was 6x looong time ago, I was in Spidey KQ with my brother [in-game brother] and I was meant to say to him *kicks <insertnamehere>* but it turned out *licks <insertnamehere>*.
Gosh it was embarrassing. >_<; Everyone heard it 'cause I said it in shout...

antony_aravind
05-15-2009, 04:11 PM
Well this one isn't a mischat, but a typo it is~

When my cleric was 6x looong time ago, I was in Spidey KQ with my brother [in-game brother] and I was meant to say to him *kicks <insertnamehere>* but it turned out *licks <insertnamehere>*.
Gosh it was embarrassing. >_<; Everyone heard it 'cause I said it in shout...

ROFL thats a good one XD

Nenova
05-16-2009, 04:10 AM
Keep them coming people ! I need a laugh every now and then :D

c8itlyn
05-16-2009, 05:40 AM
Less of a mischat more of drunken stupidity but, in AEW just last week I was argueing with someone via /w but half way through and without noticing (alcohol impairs) i started using /s. I was sooooo bent on getting my point across that I didn't notice untill someone shouted "Silly.... who are you talking to???". Looking back over the posts It looked like I was argueing with myself. Man I felt sooooooooo dumb ^^

Nenova
05-16-2009, 02:28 PM
ROFL that's silly XD

WolfAngel9414
05-16-2009, 09:26 PM
"*moans and grinds hips against you*"

Needless to say I was not pleased. D:

Nenova
05-18-2009, 03:41 AM
LOL xD

So many people mischatting cyber... i'm amazed :P

FlashBoom
05-18-2009, 03:56 AM
i accidently said the cleric in my pt sux in normal chat instead of whisper XD

zephyr_wind
05-18-2009, 06:15 AM
Mine was sorta like Flash's. I was on my cleric in MD and I had both the main tank and back up in my party with 2 DD's. I was kinda focused on the main tank and thought he was doing a good job. But for some reason the mage in my party kept losing health. Then I realized they were using life tap -.- it basically went like this

"if [name I'm not allowed to say on forums] keeps using life tap I'm not healing them" It was supposed to be in guild chat...ended up in party chat xD

KiSsGod
05-18-2009, 10:23 AM
"*moans and grinds hips against you*"

Needless to say I was not pleased. D:

LMAOO!! Epic!

renzo23
05-18-2009, 11:52 AM
xDD I usually just go /s w/ "insert random name here" -licks you all over etc etc.- ;p then say OHH SHIZZZ W/C DX EVERYONE IGNORE IT. =] It gets some prettyy interesting replies..

LOL, you do that to everyone. D:<