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ShonenHero

05-17-2009, 01:40 PM

ShonenHero

05-17-2009, 01:41 PM

File 1: Routine

Midnight fell heavily over Outspark City… standing in the rooftop of one of the buildings of this apparently peaceful but chaotic place was a figure in a trenchcoat, watching over the city that was his protégé…

Poisoned: Poisoned`s journal, May 13th, 2009. Closed thread in General Discussion this morning. Flaming and cursing. This forum is afraid of me. I have seen its true face… The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of hate and when the drains finally cab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their cursing and blacklisting will foam up about their waists and all the flamers and drama queens will look up and shout “Save us!” …

And I`ll whisper...

"No..."

- O.C.P.D. Police Station

The Police Station was bustling with activity in the morning as officers Celtic and Shadowic entered through the main gate

Celtic: Ahhh, finally! *Leaves her gun on the desk* I can`t wait to grab some coffee!
Shadow: You and your coffee… *Leaves her gun too* Make it quick, we gotta fill in the reports
Celtic: Hey, don`t pretend you don`t love coffee more than I do!
Shadow: Reports, Celtic…
Celtic: Yeah, yeah, I know… *Walks over to the coffee machine* Geez, patrols are so boring…
Shadow: I don`t mind them, it`s our job
Celtic: Yes, I`m aware of that *Pours some coffee into one of those cop glasses* But wouldn`t it be easier if we just waited here to receive reports?
Shadow: Well, remember that sometimes people don`t report crimes
Celtic: Oh, I`m just saying *Sips coffee* Patrolling is so boring, I`d rather be…
Ian: Scuba diving? *Appears behind her*
Celtic: Wah! *Startled*
Ian: Listen, newbie, I don`t know how you`re used to doing things, but here you do it as we do them *Glares*
Celtic: I… I know… I… I was just saying, I…
Shadow: *Serious* He`s kidding, Cel…
Celtic: H… he is…?
Ian: I don`t know, am I? *Keeps glaring at Celtic*
Shadow: Come on, Ian. Take it easy on the rookie… *Pours coffee in her glass*
Ian: Pffftt… *Smiles* Okay
Celtic: Hey, I`ve been a Community Leader here for…!
Ian: You`re still the rookie. And you gotta patrol like everyone else, haha! *Goes away* Seeya later, rookie!
Celtic: Gah… *Drinks more coffee*
Shadow: Hey, don`t frown, being the rookie is nice. Besides, you have me for a partner
Celtic: Yup *Puts her glass down* Happiness embodied
Shadow: Hmph, I may be serious, but I know how to do my… *Serric storms in*
Serric: *Carrying a pile of papers* What`s everyone doing? We have lots of work to do!
Celtic: Captain Serric, we were just…!
Serric: *Points at her and Shadow* You two, blacklisting in Bijou`s Ballroom
Shadow: *Sigh* Why am I not surprised… *Puts her coffee down* Let`s go, Celtic…
Celtic: Yeah! *Grabs her gun*
Serric: *Points at another officer* Alden, someone made three threads with the same name in Off-Topic, go check it out!
Alden: Gah, I hate that section… *Puts on his jacket* I`ll be right back *Leaves*
Serric: Ian!
Ian: Yes, captain! *Attentive*
Serric: Troubleshooting. You know what to do *Ian leaves* And where the heck is Poisoned?!
Dylan: *Sitting in front of a computer* He hasn`t been here today, Captain
Serric: Shoot, that idiot… always patrolling by himself!
Dylan: It`s just the way he is, I mean…
Serric: But we`re Community Leaders, there are rules we have to follow! A protocol!
Dylan: Yeah, but… oops, a call *Puts her headset on* O.C.P.D., how may I help you? *Listens* Aha… *Frustrated* No, the word “butt” is no longer censored if you use it appropriately… yes… you`re welcome, bye *Hangs up* Agh, I hate my job

- Forum Highway

Celtic was sitting in the passenger seat as Shadow drove her car towards the Bijou neighbourhood, Bijou`s Ballroom

Celtic: Darn, just when we were about to have our coffee break!
Shadow: *Driving, serious* Crime waits for no one…
Celtic: *Looks at her* I know that, thank you
Shadow: It`s probably nothing, anyways, just a little blacklisting
Celtic: Yeah, let`s close the thread and go back to the station
Shadow: Depends, maybe we can just remove names and issue a warning
Celtic: Aw, but I like closing… I always leave nice messages *Looks at the road* Hey, you gotta make a left at Teva`s Tavern
Shadow: *Looks at her* I know where I`m going
Celtic: Just saying, heheh… *Serric`s voice comes out of the speaker*
Serric: Shadow, this is Serric, do you copy?
Shadow: *Grabs the speaker* This is Shadow, over
Serric: Shadow, have you seen Poisoned? Over
Shadow: He must be patrolling on his own as usual, over
Celtic: Yeah, probably…
Serric: Well, we`re swamped today and I need him here, over
Shadow: We`ll keep an eye out for him, over
Serric: Thanks, just tell him to come to the station, over and out
Celtic: *Sigh* He always does the same thing…
Shadow: Yeah, he`s an odd one *Puts the speaker down* He has his own sense of justice and stuff, doesn`t like to do things by the book
Celtic: Uhum, yup… *Looking out of the window* Oh, hey, we`re almost there!

- Off-topic Area

Alden: *Comes out of the place* Argh, people are just too bored… you can find threads about almost everything in existence in there…
Poisoned: Been closing threads, Alden?
Alden: Huh? Whoa! *Surprised* Hey man, you startled me!
Poisoned: Sorry. Didn`t mean to
Alden: Where did you come out from? No, more importantly, where have you been?!
Poisoned: Patrolling
Alden: Well, everyone at the station is looking for you! You gotta go there!
Poisoned: No. I do things my way
Alden: *Sigh* Poisoned, you`re gonna lose your job if you go on like this…
Poisoned: I don`t need this badge to do my job *Shows him his CL badge*
Alden: Actually, yes, you do. How are you going to move and close threads without that?
Poisoned: My job is not moving and closing threads
Alden: You know what I meant… come on, I`ll give you a ride to the station, I gotta go back *Starts heading back to his car*
Poisoned: There`s gonna be problems in General Discussion today
Alden: *Turns around* H… how d`you know that?
Poisoned: Contacts. People from the underworld
Alden: Argh, Poisoned, have you been squeezing people?
Poisoned: Not this time, it was a tip
Alden: A tip? Well, was it reliable?
Poisoned: Yes. It`s going to happen
Alden: Well, you know we can`t actually do anything until whatever it is gonna happen, actually happens
Poisoned: Yes, that`s the way you do things
Alden: Come on, Poisoned! Really, we can`t do anything! Let`s go back to the station, Serric`s mad
Poisoned: I`ll go later. See you *Walks away*
Alden: Darn, okay… if you come later, remember you can use the shortcut
Poisoned: I remember. Used it often, back when we were partners
Alden: Yeah… those were good times, huh? Whatever happened to them?
Poisoned: *As he walks away* You quit

- Bijou`s Ballroom

Celtic and Shadow come out from one of the buildings…

Shadow: Hm, nope, it`s too late… maybe if we`d gotten here earlier we would`ve been able to warn the OP and tell him to remove the names…or remove them ourselves…
Celtic: But the thread was already full of flames, couldn`t be saved
Shadow: Yeah… *Sighs and looks frustrated*
Celtic: Hey, come on! It`s not like a patient died or something
Shadow: *Looks up to the sky* I know, rookie, I know…
Celtic: Again with the rookie thing?
Shadow: Yeah…
Celtic: So, anyway… um… can I? *Excited*
Shadow: Be my guest
Celtic: Yeeehaw! *Pulls out a roll of “Police line” that says “Outspark Line – Do Not Cross” and starts putting it across the door* La la la la~
Shadow: Gee, you really like doing this…
Celtic: Oh, what can I say? *Cheerful* This thread is now [CLOSED]~!
Shadow: There we go…
Celtic: I guess we need to report back, huh? *Gloomy*
Shadow: Yeah, back to the station. Why do you look so sad? I thought you preferred staying at the station rather than patrolling
Celtic: Well, yeah… only because the coffee machine is at the station
Shadow: I should`ve guessed, heh… anyway, come on, Serric will go ballistic if something comes up and he has nobody to send
Celtic: Aw, come on, let`s check out some threads around here, maybe post in some…
Shadow: Heh, I see you still love posting as much as you did before becoming a CL *Smirks*
Celtic: Well, hey, I never did anything wrong… but… yeah, I miss posting like I did before… a little
Shadow: *Looks at her, understanding* Well… I guess we can take a little walk around here…
Celtic: Yeah! *Smiles widely* Let`s see, I wonder where we can…? *Shadow`s cellphone starts ringing with the theme from CSI*
Shadow: Hold on *Picks up* Shadow here
Serric: Shadow, this is Serric, are you finished in Bijou?
Shadow: Yeah, thread`s closed, in the end it was only…
Serric: Okay, I need you two to come to General Discussion RIGHT NOW
Shadow: Oh… um, we were planning on…
Serric: I`m sorry but whatever it was it`ll have to wait, I need you two here immediately
Shadow: *Looks at Celtic while speaking* Okay, okay, we`re on our way… what`s going on?
Serric: There`s no time to explain, you`ll see when you get here. And hurry up! *Hangs up*
Shadow: *Puts the cel away* It was Serric, he…
Celtic: *Sigh* No walk around Bijou, huh?
Shadow: No, and he sounded really serious… *Celtic gives her a weird look* More than usual, I mean. It`s an emergency *Starts walking towards the car*
Celtic: Allright *Follows her* Where are we headed?
Shadow: General Discussion *Opens the door and gets in*
Celtic: Oh dear… that`s practically our second home *Gets in too*
Shadow: Well, who knows, we may end up having some fun *Turns the siren on and smiles*
Celtic: I… can`t believe you said that *Surprised*
Shadow: Let`s go!

- General Discussion

??????: Huh… huhuh… huhuh… hah… hahah… hahaha!! Tonight… the forums will burn…

TO BE CONTINUED...

ShonenHero

05-17-2009, 01:41 PM

File 2: Incident

A huge crowd was standing outside the General Discussion main building. The place had always looked like a shopping centre, it had been built that way since it was the most popular place in Outspark City, in fact, some players only visited that area, not minding the other neighborhoods, apart from being the place where Game Masters interact with players the most. It`s corridors now where empty… the threads that were usually bustling with activity, posts, opinions, rants, and a type of grammar that would make William Shakespeare rise from his grave just to die again, looked completely different, lonely…

Only one person was inside. Standing right in the middle…

??????: Huhuhuh…

- General Discussion

Shadow`s car sped among the crowd, players stepped aside hurriedly to let her pass. Some weren`t lucky, though…

Celtic: Whoa, look at this! So many people!
Shadow: Yeah, this is big *Parks in front of the place* Let`s go
Celtic: Yeah, I`m coming *They both get out of the car*
Shadow: We`re here! *Walks up to Serric, who was standing closer to the building than anyone else*
Serric: Ah, there you are!
Celtic: *Runs up to them* Yes, we came as fast as we could!
Serric: I can tell, you`re the first ones to get here… *Someone stands behind Serric*
Joker: Glad you could come, girls
Shadow: Wow, Chief Joker *Stands straight*
Celtic: Whoa, if the chief is here, this must be really serious… *Looks at Shadow* Oh, um… right *Stands straight like her*
Joker: Heh, there`s no need for formalities… *Turns around* And yes, it is serious
Shadow: So, what`s going on?
Serric: *Points to the building* There`s a guy in there threatening to blow the place up
Celtic: Blow… the place up?
Serric: Yes, says he has an army of accounts and enough pr0nz to bring the whole place down in less than five minutes…
Shadow: *Looks at the place* Well, bring it on *Loads her gun* I have both my Deletevolver and my Editgun ready for anything he posts
Joker: I know, but in order to do so, we need the whole team assembled *Takes out a cigarette and lights it*
Serric: Chief, you really should stop smoking
Joker: Shut up
Celtic: Oh, so you guys are stalling until the others get here?
Serric: Kind of… he says he`s going to do it any minute… unless we agree to his terms
Shadow: Terms? He`s ASKING for something?!
Serric: Yeah, we`re communicating with him by PMs
Shadow: Serric, you know we do not negotiate with criminals
Joker: We know that, Shadow, but as we said, we need the others here before he attacks *Puffs*
Celtic: Well, um… what does he want?
Serric: He wants complete immunity, his old account back…
Shadow: Oh, so the guy was banned? Typical, tch…
Joker: Yes, apparently… he hasn`t told us who he is yet, so we have no way to know what happened
Celtic: Geez, what is he thinking?
Joker: I don`t think he`s thinking *Puffs*
Serric: And that`s not all…
Shadow: He wants more stuff?
Serric: Yes, and you`ll never guess what else he`s asking for…
Celtic: Hm?
Joker: *Serious, puffs again* Tell them, it`s freaking hilarious
Serric: He wants us to surrender GM Silkypico
Shadow: … what?! Hahaha--!
Celtic: To surrender a GM? *Confused* What, he wants to kill him? Or him getting… fired or something?
Joker: I don`t care about what he wants *Puffs* He ain`t getting anything *Serious*
Celtic: *To Shadow* Whoa, he`s scary…
Shadow: *Whispers back* Yeah, you know he`s famous for his attitude…

FLASHBACK

Dude: So, mister CSR, I sent three tickets yesterday, and I still haven`t gotten a response *Patronizing tone* What`s going on, huh?
Joker: I beg your pardon?
Dude: Yes, looks like Outspark isn`t doing its job right, huh? I was just curious about it, heh… *Smirks*
Joker: Yes, they say curiosity is a feminine trait
Dude: *Confused* Wha…?
Joker: And I`ve seen your posts, you use a lot of girly emoticons, and part of your siggy is written in pink
Dude: But… how… you…
Joker: So tell you what, you turn around, leave. Scram. Wait from two to three days for your reply quietly, and I won`t tell anyone about that not-so-masculine aspect of your charming personality. How does that sound?
Dude: O… okay… yeah… *Runs away*

END OF FLASHBACK

Celtic: So anyway, why does he wants Silky`s head?
Serric: No idea, he hasn`t said anything else… he just told us to hurry up
Shadow: Tch… and where are the others?
Serric: Alden`s looking for Poisoned, when I called him he was going to the station, and he had seen him recently… I told him to bring him here, even if he had to use force
Celtic: Yeah, we need everyone… and Ian?
Serric: Last thing I know about him is that he was in Troubleshooting
Shadow: Ah, things can get nasty there…
Serric: Yes, but he isn`t replying to my calls and… *Ian arrives running*
Ian: Sir, I`m sorry, sir! I ran out of batteries! *Waves his communicator*
Serric: Ian, where the hell have you been?!
Ian: I started helping players with technical problems, sir, and before I knew it, they were all over me, sir! It was a massacre!
Joker: Well, we`re just missing one now…
Ian: Oh, the chief is here! *Salutes* Sir, how`s it goin` dawg, sir!
Serric: Actually, chief, we`re missing two…
Joker: No, I don`t think Poisoned`s coming *Puffs* Not after what happened
Shadow: Yes, that may be the case… still, we need Alden
Serric: Yes, he`s the negotiator
Celtic: I thought you said we didn`t negotiate with…
Shadow: Cel, you must know that, in police jargon, “Negotiate” means “Stall and prevent the criminal from doing anything before we can successfully capture him without fulfilling his requests”
Celtic: Ah… right… I must`ve fallen asleep during that class, heheh…
Ian: *Joker finishes explaining the situation to him* Whoa, he wants Silkypico? Tall order!
Celtic: I know, right? I mean, why?
Ian: Well, newbie, you are new to the trade so you don`t know much, but the relationship between GMs and players have always been either of love or hate…
Celtic: That`s not true, some players just don`t mind…
Ian: Don`t interrupt me!
Celtic: S… sorry
Ian: As I was saying, love or hate, in this case it looks like hate… this reminds me of the day Dakkon left the forums
Shadow: Oh, yeah…
Joker: *Puffs* Gah, GMs always give me more work…
Shadow: So, we have to wait for Alden…
Serric: Yes… and, honestly, I don`t think anything`s gonna…

All of a sudden, an explosion occurred in one of the nearby buildings, then on two others on the General Discussion area. People started coming out of the buildings in flames… but others started going in them, because as we all know, many players just love flames. Some really inappropriate pictures appeared in these places too, and civilians ran to catch a glimpse of them and leave a comment…

Serric: What the…?!
Joker: That son of a...!! *Mad* He did it! *Throws his cigarette to the ground and steps on it furiously*
Shadow: *In the middle of the commotion* We have three flame-pits with inappropriate pictures in the area! They`re already infected with players!
Serric: Well, what are you waiting for?! GO CLOSE THEM!!
Ian: Yes, sir!! *Takes out his gun and runs to one of the affected buildings*
Shadow: This is gonna be tough *Pulls out the Deletevolver* Cel, you take the thread on the right!
Celtic: M… me? Alone?
Shadow: Yes, aim for the pictures first. Edit the posts, and then delete the thread!
Celtic: Aw, I don`t get to close them? The captain said close…
Shadow: Agh, okay, you can close them before deleting them, but do it fast! *Runs away, so does Celtic*

Serric: Dammit! I can`t believe he actually did it!
Joker: We`ve been taking this guy too lightly, tch…
Serric: Yeah, but… wait, I just received a PM from the guy…
Joker: Not surprised
Serric: He says that there will be more soon if we don`t meet his requirements… shoot
Joker: Well, he already sent us this warning, it`ll be a while until he strikes again
Serric: It`s true that he has lots of accounts ready to strike, he couldn`t have made all those posts with the same account…
Joker: God, I hate sock puppet accounts… *A car stops near them*
Alden: *Comes out* What was that just now?!
Serric: Alden! Where have you been?!
Alden: I looked everywhere, but I couldn`t find Poisoned, and he isn`t answering his phone
Joker: Well, never mind, we need you here now
Alden: Yes, what`s the situation?

Serric and the chief explain everything to Alden, while they`re doing so, the officers return…

Shadow: We`re done *Puts her gun away* Threads are gone
Ian: Dude, those were some nasty pictures… wonder where he even got those…
Celtic: Yeah, and…
Ian: I mean, did you see them? The one with the squids, god…
Celtic: Yuck!
Ian: Yes, gosh, and the one with the dogs and…
Shadow: Ian, drop it
Ian: Sorry, sorry… *Notices the newcomer* Ah, Alden, finally! Where`s Poisoned?
Joker: He won`t be joining us today. Listen everyone, we gotta move before our target decides to do anything again
Celtic: Agreed, those flames were hard to put out, I almost run outta bullets *Sigh*
Ian: Well, what do we do then?
Serric: He`s still inside there… we`re sure he has a lot of accounts out here, ready to strike
Shadow: Yeah, he pretty much shouted that at us with his last move
Joker: Before we do anything, we need to find out who he is *Pulls another cigarette out* Process an IP check
Ian: Right on it! *Takes out a mini-scanner* He`s all alone, it`ll be easy… *Points the scanner at the building*
Joker: *Keeps looking at the place* We need this information to know how to proceed… if it`s someone we have dealt with in the past, which is highly probable, since he`s asking for an account back, we can blast him
Celtic: It`s the first time I`ve seen anything like this…
Alden: Meh, you`ll get used to it. It doesn`t happen often, though… but sometimes, players can`t let things go
Shadow: They get used to being warned or given short suspensions… so when they finally get banned, they can`t accept it
Serric: And do things like this. What does it say, Ian?
Ian: Well… *Reading the radar* I… have his IP now… let`s see if it matches one in our database…
Shadow: I still wonder what he wanted Silkypico for…
Ian: Bingo! He is Canon_S
Shadow: Aaaaand, I`m not wondering it anymore
Joker: You gotta be kidding me… *Puffs on his new cigarette*
Celtic: What? Who`s that?
Shadow: An old player who got banned *Sigh* And doesn`t like Silkypico much
Celtic: I see, so you`ve dealt with this guy before… I gotta read the case file later…
Serric: Agh, dammit…
Joker: Well, this isn`t a bad thing… *Puffs again, looking determined* We can proceed and use the Banzooka
Shadow: So we`re banning, huh? That`s good news
Alden: Too bad Poisoned`s not here, he would`ve liked this.
Ian: Yeah, you`re right! His definitive justice…
Joker: Gentlemen, we need to hurry
Celtic: Well, we obviously won`t be able to do anything from here…
Alden: I`ll do my job and “negotiate” with him, buy you guys some time
Shadow: Perfect, and us…
Celtic: We`re going in

TO BE CONTINUED...

ShonenHero

05-17-2009, 01:42 PM

And the third one`s reserved!

Andrewnester

05-17-2009, 01:56 PM

HAHAHA omg that is so funny!
cant wait for more!

lordalden

05-17-2009, 02:28 PM

I won't lie. I think that was absolutely hilarious. I can't wait to read more, it was pretty amusing to me, and you did a good job with it. You seemed to have put a good amount of thought and work into it.

Shadowic2

05-17-2009, 02:41 PM

I think you successfully nearly killed the CL team with this XD. << Alden had a Kool-Aid incident, and I nearly passed out laughing (Lack of fewdz ftw)

Great job, and the Resident Evilness really caught my attention (Is not obsessed, swearz >.>)

Can't wait to read more XD

Andrewnester

05-17-2009, 02:48 PM

^ i totally agree xD its really good! and funny.

Zyrianna

05-17-2009, 02:57 PM

*falls out of the chair laughing*

you did an awesome job making the profiles for each one too! xD and the pics you found for them are perfect.

Nenova

05-17-2009, 04:04 PM

How come Shadowic is the coffee-addict according to your profiles yet Celtic keeps drinking too much? XD Nice story though! :D But you didn't tell me you put it up *glares*

And HURRAY FOR BIJOU DRAMA~~

ShonenHero

05-17-2009, 04:17 PM

Thank you very much or your comments, everyone! I`m glad you guys are liking it so far~

I`m in a bit of a hurry now, but I added the initial speech on chapter 1 that, for some reason, I didn`t copy the first time I posted the story *Sigh* How could that slip? Anyway, it`s important, hahaha~

As I always say: Tell your friends~! Gyahahaha~!

fireyair

05-17-2009, 04:21 PM

g2wolf

05-17-2009, 06:22 PM

Awesome...

princessyfeather

05-17-2009, 07:25 PM

Lol Neo Neo... You`ve gone and captured us again.
<3

Ian

05-17-2009, 07:52 PM

Haha this is quite interesting~ :D

Can't wait to see what happens to us next! XD

T3h_SyN

05-17-2009, 08:27 PM

This has grabbed my attention Neo, I wanna see where this goes.

lordalden

05-17-2009, 09:57 PM

Oh God, Serric was always more of a fun guy. You know, back when we had the General Off-topic section.

Aaaaaanyways, fun stuff, you always have a way to make the boring dialogues seem less...boring.

EDIT: What's up with Poisoned?

Oh well, every good story needs a maniac. :3

Peace:cool:

I remember back then! We'd have dog picture fights, and he'd always throw out that very creepy, mega old dog picture that looked like it was a zombie and made me freak out, among other antics of his.

erick-

05-17-2009, 10:39 PM

If blacklisting strikes

Or trolls on the loose

Who ya gonna call...?

O.C.P.D.

Outspark City Police Department

Forum Police

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Sound the alarm! Okay, that was pretty lame for a starting line, maybe I`ll edit it later. But welcome~! Welcome to this story about justice, courage, rightousness and service to the community! A tale of Community Leaders and their everyday lives, an average day of these uncomprehended agents that put their free time on the line to keep the forums clean, to make them a place worth posting in *Serious face*

This story, that takes place in Outspark City, will have two or three chapters, it won`t be a long series. The lenght of these chapters has also been modified for your reading pleasure, and pìctures may be added later, please feel free to suggest anything~ I look forward to reading your comments and reviews, my beloved readers~

Oh, and also, by the same author, Game Battleship Apoliner (http://www.outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=200237), the ship everyone wants to be on~ Check it out! (I had to do it, don`t look at me that way...)

- CAST -

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Name: Celtic_Princess
Occupation: Community Leader
Rank: Rookie Officer
Hobby: Scuba diving
Specialty: To be discovered

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Name: Shadowic2
Occupation: Community Leader
Rank: Officer
Hobby: Drinking coffee
Specialty: Being serious

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Name: Ian
Occupation: Community Leader
Rank: Officer
Hobby: Playing Tetris
Specialty: Disarming bombs

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Name: Poisoned77
Occupation: Community Leader / Vigilante
Rank: Detective
Hobby: Philosophy
Specialty: Gathering information

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Name: Lordalden
Occupation: Community Leader
Rank: Detective
Hobby: Debating
Specialty: Negotiating

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Name: Serric
Occupation: Community Leader
Rank: Captain
Hobby: Making announcements
Specialty: Leading

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Name: Joker
Occupation: Customer Service Representative
Rank: Chief
Hobby: Dealing with angry customers
Specialty: Dealing with angry customers

File 1: Routine

Midnight fell heavily over Outspark City… standing in the rooftop of one of the buildings of this apparently peaceful but chaotic place was a figure in a trenchcoat, watching over the city that was his protégé…

Poisoned: Poisoned`s journal, May 13th, 2009. Closed thread in General Discussion this morning. Flaming and cursing. This forum is afraid of me. I have seen its true face… The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of hate and when the drains finally cab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their cursing and blacklisting will foam up about their waists and all the flamers and drama queens will look up and shout “Save us!” …

And I`ll whisper...

"No..."

- O.C.P.D. Police Station

The Police Station was bustling with activity in the morning as officers Celtic and Shadowic entered through the main gate

Celtic: Ahhh, finally! *Leaves her gun on the desk* I can`t wait to grab some coffee!
Shadow: You and your coffee… *Leaves her gun too* Make it quick, we gotta fill in the reports
Celtic: Hey, don`t pretend you don`t love coffee more than I do!
Shadow: Reports, Celtic…
Celtic: Yeah, yeah, I know… *Walks over to the coffee machine* Geez, patrols are so boring…
Shadow: I don`t mind them, it`s our job
Celtic: Yes, I`m aware of that *Pours some coffee into one of those cop glasses* But wouldn`t it be easier if we just waited here to receive reports?
Shadow: Well, remember that sometimes people don`t report crimes
Celtic: Oh, I`m just saying *Sips coffee* Patrolling is so boring, I`d rather be…
Ian: Scuba diving? *Appears behind her*
Celtic: Wah! *Startled*
Ian: Listen, newbie, I don`t know how you`re used to doing things, but here you do it as we do them *Glares*
Celtic: I… I know… I… I was just saying, I…
Shadow: *Serious* He`s kidding, Cel…
Celtic: H… he is…?
Ian: I don`t know, am I? *Keeps glaring at Celtic*
Shadow: Come on, Ian. Take it easy on the rookie… *Pours coffee in her glass*
Ian: Pffftt… *Smiles* Okay
Celtic: Hey, I`ve been a Community Leader here for…!
Ian: You`re still the rookie. And you gotta patrol like everyone else, haha! *Goes away* Seeya later, rookie!
Celtic: Gah… *Drinks more coffee*
Shadow: Hey, don`t frown, being the rookie is nice. Besides, you have me for a partner
Celtic: Yup *Puts her glass down* Happiness embodied
Shadow: Hmph, I may be serious, but I know how to do my… *Serric storms in*
Serric: *Carrying a pile of papers* What`s everyone doing? We have lots of work to do!
Celtic: Captain Serric, we were just…!
Serric: *Points at her and Shadow* You two, blacklisting in Bijou`s Ballroom
Shadow: *Sigh* Why am I not surprised… *Puts her coffee down* Let`s go, Celtic…
Celtic: Yeah! *Grabs her gun*
Serric: *Points at another officer* Alden, someone made three threads with the same name in Off-Topic, go check it out!
Alden: Gah, I hate that section… *Puts on his jacket* I`ll be right back *Leaves*
Serric: Ian!
Ian: Yes, captain! *Attentive*
Serric: Troubleshooting. You know what to do *Ian leaves* And where the heck is Poisoned?!
Dylan: *Sitting in front of a computer* He hasn`t been here today, Captain
Serric: Shoot, that idiot… always patrolling by himself!
Dylan: It`s just the way he is, I mean…
Serric: But we`re Community Leaders, there are rules we have to follow! A protocol!
Dylan: Yeah, but… oops, a call *Puts her headset on* O.C.P.D., how may I help you? *Listens* Aha… *Frustrated* No, the word “butt” is no longer censored if you use it appropriately… yes… you`re welcome, bye *Hangs up* Agh, I hate my job

- Forum Highway

Celtic was sitting in the passenger seat as Shadow drove her car towards the Bijou neighbourhood, Bijou`s Ballroom

Celtic: Darn, just when we were about to have our coffee break!
Shadow: *Driving, serious* Crime waits for no one…
Celtic: *Looks at her* I know that, thank you
Shadow: It`s probably nothing, anyways, just a little blacklisting
Celtic: Yeah, let`s close the thread and go back to the station
Shadow: Depends, maybe we can just remove names and issue a warning
Celtic: Aw, but I like closing… I always leave nice messages *Looks at the road* Hey, you gotta make a left at Teva`s Tavern
Shadow: *Looks at her* I know where I`m going
Celtic: Just saying, heheh… *Serric`s voice comes out of the speaker*
Serric: Shadow, this is Serric, do you copy?
Shadow: *Grabs the speaker* This is Shadow, over
Serric: Shadow, have you seen Poisoned? Over
Shadow: He must be patrolling on his own as usual, over
Celtic: Yeah, probably…
Serric: Well, we`re swamped today and I need him here, over
Shadow: We`ll keep an eye out for him, over
Serric: Thanks, just tell him to come to the station, over and out
Celtic: *Sigh* He always does the same thing…
Shadow: Yeah, he`s an odd one *Puts the speaker down* He has his own sense of justice and stuff, doesn`t like to do things by the book
Celtic: Uhum, yup… *Looking out of the window* Oh, hey, we`re almost there!

- Off-topic Area

Alden: *Comes out of the place* Argh, people are just too bored… you can find threads about almost everything in existence in there…
Poisoned: Been closing threads, Alden?
Alden: Huh? Whoa! *Surprised* Hey man, you startled me!
Poisoned: Sorry. Didn`t mean to
Alden: Where did you come out from? No, more importantly, where have you been?!
Poisoned: Patrolling
Alden: Well, everyone at the station is looking for you! You gotta go there!
Poisoned: No. I do things my way
Alden: *Sigh* Poisoned, you`re gonna lose your job if you go on like this…
Poisoned: I don`t need this badge to do my job *Shows him his CL badge*
Alden: Actually, yes, you do. How are you going to move and close threads without that?
Poisoned: My job is not moving and closing threads
Alden: You know what I meant… come on, I`ll give you a ride to the station, I gotta go back *Starts heading back to his car*
Poisoned: There`s gonna be problems in General Discussion today
Alden: *Turns around* H… how d`you know that?
Poisoned: Contacts. People from the underworld
Alden: Argh, Poisoned, have you been squeezing people?
Poisoned: Not this time, it was a tip
Alden: A tip? Well, was it reliable?
Poisoned: Yes. It`s going to happen
Alden: Well, you know we can`t actually do anything until whatever it is gonna happen, actually happens
Poisoned: Yes, that`s the way you do things
Alden: Come on, Poisoned! Really, we can`t do anything! Let`s go back to the station, Serric`s mad
Poisoned: I`ll go later. See you *Walks away*
Alden: Darn, okay… if you come later, remember you can use the shortcut
Poisoned: I remember. Used it often, back when we were partners
Alden: Yeah… those were good times, huh? Whatever happened to them?
Poisoned: *As he walks away* You quit

- Bijou`s Ballroom

Celtic and Shadow come out from one of the buildings…

Shadow: Hm, nope, it`s too late… maybe if we`d gotten here earlier we would`ve been able to warn the OP and tell him to remove the names…or remove them ourselves…
Celtic: But the thread was already full of flames, couldn`t be saved
Shadow: Yeah… *Sighs and looks frustrated*
Celtic: Hey, come on! It`s not like a patient died or something
Shadow: *Looks up to the sky* I know, rookie, I know…
Celtic: Again with the rookie thing?
Shadow: Yeah…
Celtic: So, anyway… um… can I? *Excited*
Shadow: Be my guest
Celtic: Yeeehaw! *Pulls out a roll of “Police line” that says “Outspark Line – Do Not Cross” and starts putting it across the door* La la la la~
Shadow: Gee, you really like doing this…
Celtic: Oh, what can I say? *Cheerful* This thread is now [CLOSED]~!
Shadow: There we go…
Celtic: I guess we need to report back, huh? *Gloomy*
Shadow: Yeah, back to the station. Why do you look so sad? I thought you preferred staying at the station rather than patrolling
Celtic: Well, yeah… only because the coffee machine is at the station
Shadow: I should`ve guessed, heh… anyway, come on, Serric will go ballistic if something comes up and he has nobody to send
Celtic: Aw, come on, let`s check out some threads around here, maybe post in some…
Shadow: Heh, I see you still love posting as much as you did before becoming a CL *Smirks*
Celtic: Well, hey, I never did anything wrong… but… yeah, I miss posting like I did before… a little
Shadow: *Looks at her, understanding* Well… I guess we can take a little walk around here…
Celtic: Yeah! *Smiles widely* Let`s see, I wonder where we can…? *Shadow`s cellphone starts ringing with the theme from CSI*
Shadow: Hold on *Picks up* Shadow here
Serric: Shadow, this is Serric, are you finished in Bijou?
Shadow: Yeah, thread`s closed, in the end it was only…
Serric: Okay, I need you two to come to General Discussion RIGHT NOW
Shadow: Oh… um, we were planning on…
Serric: I`m sorry but whatever it was it`ll have to wait, I need you two here immediately
Shadow: *Looks at Celtic while speaking* Okay, okay, we`re on our way… what`s going on?
Serric: There`s no time to explain, you`ll see when you get here. And hurry up! *Hangs up*
Shadow: *Puts the cel away* It was Serric, he…
Celtic: *Sigh* No walk around Bijou, huh?
Shadow: No, and he sounded really serious… *Celtic gives her a weird look* More than usual, I mean. It`s an emergency *Starts walking towards the car*
Celtic: Allright *Follows her* Where are we headed?
Shadow: General Discussion *Opens the door and gets in*
Celtic: Oh dear… that`s practically our second home *Gets in too*
Shadow: Well, who knows, we may end up having some fun *Turns the siren on and smiles*
Celtic: I… can`t believe you said that *Surprised*
Shadow: Let`s go!

- General Discussion

??????: Huh… huhuh… huhuh… hah… hahah… hahaha!! Tonight… the forums will burn…

TO BE CONTINUED...

This is an excellent story! I am not sure why, but I especially like the way you portray Ian and Poisoned77 in the story's dialogue.

Andrewnester

05-18-2009, 02:33 AM

bump for an amazing story

erick-

05-18-2009, 01:05 PM

bump for an amazing story

What can I say? I wanted to hear the rest of the story!

CSR_Joker

05-18-2009, 01:12 PM

erick-

05-18-2009, 05:10 PM

Very well done :D

Poisoned has left us recently to pursue more personal priority issues but still his work here is very nicely portrayed in the story.

LOL I had to stop drinking my Sierra mist when i was reading this.

I think ShonenHero has actually forgotten to include you in the story, though, Joker.

Say, is the rest of the story going to be posted? I want more!

ShonenHero

05-18-2009, 05:23 PM

I think ShonenHero has actually forgotten to include you in the story, though, Joker.

Say, is the rest of the story going to be posted? I want more!

Oh, no, no, no~! How can I forget? That`s only the first chapter, you gotta keep watching the series to see Joker`s appearance~

Let`s see... I`m going to try and write File 2 tomorrow, or the following day... or maybe sooner, you never know with my wacky schedules~ And, please, call me Neo~

I`m really happy you`re liking the story, everyone, oh-ho-ho-ho~ If you get bored while waiting for new chapters, by all means, check out some of my other stuff, look at my siggy for links!

kokoro_aki

05-18-2009, 10:10 PM

Yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neo you're the best :D I have no doubt in that.
Awesome first chapter, cant wait for the next one.

Celtic_Princess

05-19-2009, 07:30 PM

As usual Neo, you have outdone yourself ^^ I love it!

....and now I want coffee....and my own roll of OSPD tape. Hey Joker, wouldn't that be cool? *hint hint*

badfury

05-19-2009, 07:40 PM

Lol Hawl story neo.

grummin

05-19-2009, 09:34 PM

LOL I had to stop drinking my Sierra mist when i was reading this.

I have to concede you're smarter than I am then...

^*said while wiping Mountain Dew off monitor*^

Absolute classic- pure gold!

Shadowic2

05-19-2009, 10:19 PM

As usual Neo, you have outdone yourself ^^ I love it!

....and now I want coffee....and my own roll of OSPD tape. Hey Joker, wouldn't that be cool? *hint hint*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Crymson_Rayne/OCPDtape.png

Here ya go Rookie, XP

Celtic_Princess

05-19-2009, 10:24 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Crymson_Rayne/OCPDtape.png

Here ya go Rookie, XP

Best...partner....EVER! <33333

*hands a cup of coffee*

CSR_Joker

05-20-2009, 02:18 PM

LOL,

this wanna make me pull the old dusty tapes of CHiPs and watch again :P

ShonenHero

05-20-2009, 04:53 PM

File 2 is now up for your viewing pleasure~! I`m looking forward to your comments, truebelievers!

badfury

05-20-2009, 04:55 PM

Sweetttttttttt.

ichioutaiurufu

05-20-2009, 04:57 PM

Awesome x3 luv emz and cant wait for more!

Kuydo

05-20-2009, 05:13 PM

Haha, I'm glad Shad and Ian were chatting about this in IRC and brought me towards this. The references you use in your stories are always sweet, and I'm looking forward to file three!

T3h_SyN

05-20-2009, 06:16 PM

FLASHBACK

Dude: So, mister CSR, I sent three tickets yesterday, and I still haven`t gotten a response *Patronizing tone* What`s going on, huh?
Joker: I beg your pardon?
Dude: Yes, looks like Outspark isn`t doing its job right, huh? I was just curious about it, heh… *Smirks*
Joker: Yes, they say curiosity is a feminine trait
Dude: *Confused* Wha…?
Joker: And I`ve seen your posts, you use a lot of girly emoticons, and part of your siggy is written in pink
Dude: But… how… you…
Joker: So tell you what, you turn around, leave. Scram. Wait from two to three days for your reply quietly, and I won`t tell anyone about that not-so-masculine aspect of your charming personality. How does that sound?
Dude: O… okay… yeah… *Runs away*

END OF FLASHBACK

BWAHAHAhahahaha...ha... Final score 1-0, in Joker's favor.

Celtic: Agreed, those flames were hard to put out, I almost run outta bullets *Sigh*

Shoot Teh Fire!1! That'll learn them flames.

lenore_lurks

05-21-2009, 06:42 AM

I should lurk on the forums more, came close to missing this!

Really fantastic job, as always~!

I got some great pictures in my mind while reading this, the characters and actions are so clear because the dialogue is imaginative and each person really embodies a certain style. Good stuff!

jadedeepfire

05-21-2009, 07:11 AM

LMFAOO thats hilarous man xD

Celtic_Princess

05-21-2009, 07:14 AM

Shoot Teh Fire!1! That'll learn them flames.

*pew pew pew*!! o.o

I'm lovin' it shonen what happens next?!?!

gigibunny

05-21-2009, 07:51 AM

Wow awesome story--I truly skipped getting more coffee to read every word!! ^^

I am truly anxiously awaiting the next chapter!!

Excellent job so far =D

Ian

05-21-2009, 01:58 PM

*applauds* This story is AMAZING haha! I can just picture it all! XD

Celtic_Princess

05-21-2009, 02:05 PM

*applauds* This story is AMAZING haha! I can just picture it all! XD

Next time you call me noobie I'm wrapping you up like a mummy in 'thread closed' tape....

:) <3

ichioutaiurufu

05-21-2009, 02:24 PM

lol x3 now that I read the second one I can clearly see how people would "flame" threads and what each thread is =D

badfury

05-21-2009, 02:41 PM

Neo did you told them how celtic going to die at the end?

Celtic_Princess

05-21-2009, 02:44 PM

Neo did you told them how celtic going to die at the end?

Ooo Ooo *practices her death scenes*

...its always the rookie...

..or the guy in the red shirt..

ichioutaiurufu

05-21-2009, 03:14 PM

poor celtic x.x want meh to help you? *loads Deletevolver*

ShonenHero

05-21-2009, 05:01 PM

Hahaha~ Again, thanks everyone for your comments~! Keep them coming, keep them coming~!

Next chapter`s gonna have more action than three seasons of 24, and a surprising ending!

Neo did you told them how celtic going to die at the end?

Don`t pay attention to Fury, my dears, he`s just practicing his trolling.

ichioutaiurufu

05-21-2009, 05:06 PM

lol D: so celtic wont die x.x so much death scene acting for nothing....

mysteke

05-21-2009, 05:14 PM

Very nice... good job Neo <3

grummin

05-21-2009, 05:26 PM

this wanna make me pull the old dusty tapes of CHiPs and watch again :P

Great...now I'm having flashbacks of CHiPs...Curse you, Joker!!
*curls up in fetal position moaning "The horror...the horror..."*

Next time you call me noobie I'm wrapping you up like a mummy in 'thread closed' tape....

:) <3

LOL Commercial break:

*image of yellow mummy with "O.C.P.D." visible on some wrappings*

Voiceover: Coming soon, to a theater near you: It Came From Off-Topic...

..or the guy in the red shirt..

No...must...resist....can't...THE....GEEK....WANTS ....OUT....AAARRRGH-

*ahem* That's "the extra in the red shirt..."- Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott's shirt was red, you see, and despite him being in several landing parties before that new series renamed them "away teams" he never...*twitches for a moment*

Sorry, I'm better now. Happens from time to time. ;)

surprising ending!

Ending? Wha? Noooooooooooooooooo!

Andrewnester

05-21-2009, 05:30 PM

more more more :)
they is funneh >.>

ShonenHero

05-21-2009, 05:45 PM

Ending? Wha? Noooooooooooooooooo!

Heheh, well, I did say it was gonna be short-ish in the first post, but don`t worry! Cop movies always have sequels ;)

grummin

05-21-2009, 07:52 PM

Heheh, well, I did say it was gonna be short-ish in the first post, but don`t worry! Cop movies always have sequels ;)

*whew* Thanks...'cause this is just too good, and I don't wanna end up in permanent withdrawal. :D

ShonenHero

05-21-2009, 07:59 PM

*whew* Thanks...'cause this is just too good, and I don't wanna end up in permanent withdrawal. :D

My, my, you`re gonna make me blush... thank you so much ^^U

badfury

05-21-2009, 08:15 PM

Don`t pay attention to Fury, my dears, he`s just practicing his trolling.
And i did goooooddd.

Ian

05-21-2009, 08:39 PM

poor celtic x.x want meh to help you? *loads Deletevolver*

Sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate that Deletevolver. That's a restricted weapon! :P

Celtic_Princess

05-21-2009, 08:41 PM

Sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate that Deletevolver. That's a restricted weapon! :P

*wraps Ian in 'Thread Closed' Tape* ....I love my job....

I mean....yellows a good color on you?

badfury

05-21-2009, 08:42 PM

How come you guys get to have gun huh?

thalegend7695

05-21-2009, 08:56 PM

Wow, that was like, PERFECT. XD You got everyone nicely.

badfury

05-21-2009, 08:58 PM

Wow, that was like, PERFECT. XD You got everyone nicely.
Well yea he is the great neoshaman :P.

erick-

05-21-2009, 10:24 PM

Sorry, but I'm going to have to confiscate that Deletevolver. That's a restricted weapon! :P

*stealthily sneaks up and starts listening to conversation*

Well yea he is the great neoshaman :P.

Indeed he is!

ichioutaiurufu

05-22-2009, 04:36 PM

*hides deletevolver* o.o

erick-

05-22-2009, 04:55 PM

*hides deletevolver* o.o

*finds deletevolver and hands it to Ian* Here you go, officer!

kokoro_aki

05-23-2009, 01:04 AM

Well yea he is the great neoshaman :P.

I...
must...
do...
this....
DUH!

Dragonfly77

05-23-2009, 05:26 AM

That was funny. XD Awesome job Neo. ^^

erick-

05-23-2009, 10:03 PM

That was funny. XD Awesome job Neo. ^^

I second that sentiment

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

05-25-2009, 12:30 PM

Heheh, well, I did say it was gonna be short-ish in the first post, but don`t worry! Cop movies always have sequels ;)
lol, just look at NCIS.

And nice job again neo, you just have to tell me before you go and write more stories!

ichioutaiurufu

05-25-2009, 03:45 PM

*grabs flaming bazooka* D:< stay back

ShonenHero

05-26-2009, 12:45 PM

Once more, thanks for your comments~! *Closes eyes* I predict a new chapter... tomorrow... or the following day...

saiyou8

05-26-2009, 01:18 PM

I finally read it, and wow xD I laugh pretty easily but this was just... -speechless-
awesomesauce with a cherry on the top work!~

andrey1990

05-26-2009, 02:53 PM

Hahaha xD this is funny, can't wait to read more xD

T3h_SyN

05-28-2009, 08:00 PM

Bump for awsm pl0x Neo

DF001

05-29-2009, 12:12 PM

I loved it =P

piepiepiepie

05-29-2009, 10:55 PM

wow... Neo. You sir have done it again :D you have given me a new thread to stalk.

Time to be cheesy :D

Cop shows live forever, but not so little spaceships. (actually fairly true) (my apologies for it's randomness)

*withdrawal ended by the sheer epicness that is Neo's threads*

ShonenHero

05-29-2009, 11:28 PM

Hahaha, well, one more time I gotta thank you all for your kind words~

I`m really sorry about the delay the third part is suffering, but some things came up... Yeah, "Castlevania: Portrait of ruin" came up And I`ll take a bit more to write it an post it ^^U Please, bear with me

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv102/crazier9578/sleepybear.jpg

You get it? Bear with me? Dude, I`m unstoppable...

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

05-30-2009, 06:38 AM

hahaha!
Your soooo funny neo!

badfury

05-30-2009, 03:00 PM

hahaha!
Your soooo funny neo!
._. That was so fake.

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

05-30-2009, 04:29 PM

Was it really?

erick-

05-30-2009, 10:38 PM

No...must...resist....can't...THE....GEEK....WANTS ....OUT....AAARRRGH-

*ahem* That's "the extra in the red shirt..."- Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott's shirt was red, you see, and despite him being in several landing parties before that new series renamed them "away teams" he never...*twitches for a moment*

Do tell!

Hahaha, well, one more time I gotta thank you all for your kind words~

I`m really sorry about the delay the third part is suffering, but some things came up... Yeah, "Castlevania: Portrait of ruin" came up And I`ll take a bit more to write it an post it ^^U Please, bear with me

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv102/crazier9578/sleepybear.jpg

You get it? Bear with me? Dude, I`m unstoppable...

I surmise that pun was intended. Hahahahaha! I must say, it was quite hilarious!

fireyair

05-31-2009, 05:32 PM

~Bump.

Peace:cool:

littlemissnyu

06-02-2009, 03:55 PM

O-O LOLOLOL More More More More!! make more NEOO DX lol

fireyair

06-02-2009, 07:00 PM

~Bump

< Getting impatient

*Bites laptop screen*

I can wait. I think.

Peace:cool:

TheCentrix

06-04-2009, 04:10 AM

We will be interviewing Neo on the OutsparkClub LIVE show on June 6th!
(1PM PDT, outspark time)

Dont miss it :)

http://outsparkclub.net/live

grummin

06-06-2009, 11:39 AM

*despondent look*

Another great show cancelled mid-season?

:(

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

06-06-2009, 04:15 PM

I hope not, i was going to like it :(

ShonenHero

06-07-2009, 03:54 AM

*despondent look*

Another great show cancelled mid-season?

:(

Oh, no, no, not at all! (Even though the joke of it being a cop show and the cancelling is good...)

I`ve just been busy with some things (And no, this time it isn`t Castlevania) that are keeping me from sitting down and writing something nice. I don`t wanna just write "something" because its time to post it. I`ll try getting it as soon as possible, and once again, I really apologize for the delay...

However... in the meantime, if you get impatient, you can always go read Apoliner, y`know? Huhuhuh~

grummin

06-07-2009, 05:02 PM

Oh, no, no, not at all! (Even though the joke of it being a cop show and the cancelling is good...)

Thanks. That one rolled off the top of my head on the fly- which is where my good stuff usually comes from. If I think too much (sometimes at all) about it, it gets like...well..."Baking for 1 hour makes a great cake, so let's see what baking for 4 hours gets us!" ;)

I`ve just been busy with some things (And no, this time it isn`t Castlevania)

Not Castlevania here either. Oblivion. :D

that are keeping me from sitting down and writing something nice. I don`t wanna just write "something" because its time to post it. I`ll try getting it as soon as possible, and once again, I really apologize for the delay...

Don't sweat it too much...I feel ya on the "rather do something nice" angle. Just be aware the fans are waiting. :)

However... in the meantime, if you get impatient, you can always go read Apoliner, y`know? Huhuhuh~

LOL Might just to do that...a little later. 'Bout halfway through Edward Abbey's The Monkey Wrench Gang at the moment. George W. Hayduke is almost as fun a character as Carl Hiaasen's character Clinton Tyree. Almost...Clint's a hard act to top. But then aren't all half-crazy characters? :D

fireyair

06-07-2009, 08:41 PM

~Bump.

Peace:cool:

Stacey

06-08-2009, 09:56 AM

ROFL!

The Outspark Line--Do not cross...

The Flashback with that "Dude" and his pink-text siggy...

You are a genius--please keep up the imagination.

LOL.

More, more, more! :)

kokoro_aki

06-10-2009, 10:58 AM

we want more!
We want more!
We want more!
We want more!
We want more!
We want more!

fireyair

06-11-2009, 08:24 PM

~Bump.

Moar. Nao.

Peace:cool:

erick-

06-12-2009, 10:42 AM

Oh, no, no, not at all! (Even though the joke of it being a cop show and the cancelling is good...)

If this is a joke, I really don't get it...

I`ve just been busy with some things (And no, this time it isn`t Castlevania) that are keeping me from sitting down and writing something nice. I don`t wanna just write "something" because its time to post it. I`ll try getting it as soon as possible, and once again, I really apologize for the delay...

I understand completely. Quality is far more important than quantity.

However... in the meantime, if you get impatient, you can always go read Apoliner, y`know? Huhuhuh~

I would, but I already have. Is Apoliner going to have a sequel, too?

badfury

06-12-2009, 10:46 AM

GAME BATTLE SHIP APOLINE BOOK 2:Revenge Of The Fallen!

erick-

06-12-2009, 10:52 AM

GAME BATTLE SHIP APOLINE BOOK 2:Revenge Of The Fallen!

What about it -- I mean, what precisely are you intending with this line of argument?

ShonenHero

06-12-2009, 12:36 PM

If this is a joke, I really don't get it...

There used to be a lot of cop shows that got cancelled a couple of episodes after their debut, that`s why I thought it was funny

I understand completely. Quality is far more important than quantity.

Thanks for understanding, everyone. I know I`m taking a lot of time, but I`m having some issues (And a little block, ungh...) I`m really sorry...

I would, but I already have. Is Apoliner going to have a sequel, too?

I don`t know if it`s going to have a sequel, but the next long story I write is definitely gonna be connected somehow to Apoliner

The last thing I wrote, was shot down, hahaha! My poor Cypion song...

lordalden

06-14-2009, 06:03 AM

-taps foot, twirling his {CLOSED} and {BAHLEETE} hammer around, waiting for the next installment-

Just kidding, take your time with it, I honestly can't wait to read it. I'm sure it'll be...killer. =P

adma4ss0

06-14-2009, 07:07 AM

*starts reading it*

awww only 2 epic chapter Neo?

You should've been able to do at least 4 epic ones by this time >.>

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

06-16-2009, 07:46 PM

NEO!!! Where bees you?

well, the second chapter is awesome too :1)

adma4ss0

06-16-2009, 08:38 PM

Who wants to PM-beg neo for the next chapter? >.>

gigibunny

06-16-2009, 09:42 PM

We will be interviewing Neo on the OutsparkClub LIVE show on June 6th!
(1PM PDT, outspark time)

Dont miss it :)

http://outsparkclub.net/live

^_^ oh boy!! I can't wait!!! :D we will see you/hear you on Saturday's show

erick-

06-17-2009, 12:15 AM

Thanks for understanding, everyone. I know I`m taking a lot of time, but I`m having some issues (And a little block, ungh...) I`m really sorry...

I don`t know if it`s going to have a sequel, but the next long story I write is definitely gonna be connected somehow to Apoliner

Great! I will certainly be looking forward to it!

Evil Lord: Ahhh, love… yet another thing that is not absolute…
Neo: You`re wrong
Evil Lord: It comes and goes, it isn`t permanent, just a nuisance. You can`t call it, and you can`t get rid of it, but we all know it doesn`t last forever…

You have to admit, though, that Evil Lord really was on to something...

piepiepiepie

07-01-2009, 09:11 PM

*taps thread with foot* *walks away whistling*

BUMP!

tiamatslayer

07-01-2009, 10:01 PM

*taps thread with foot* *walks away whistling*

BUMP!

I think she killed Neo.... hence no more chapters >.>

ShonenHero

07-02-2009, 01:44 PM

Well, it`s not the third chapter, I`m still busy with university and Fiesta`s Next Top Model (Those who haven`t already should check out this electrifying contest in the General Discussion district!) but today I uploaded the O.C.P.D. theme song, I added it to the first post.

Please, read it and tell me what you think! Read while listening to the original one for maximum sync, but remember that some parts had to be twisted~

Seeya around, my dears~!

steelwind18

07-09-2009, 03:08 PM

nice nice, i laughed so hard the whole time. haha, I like the tape too celtic :P

adma4ss0

07-11-2009, 08:59 PM

10/10

It must take a really long time to come up with rhymes @.@

Zyrianna

07-13-2009, 02:21 AM

rofl, great theme song. xD

zoey199

07-23-2009, 01:40 AM

*goes into withdrawl* need..more...story .... *zombie* D: *puts gun to neo's head* Write nao D:< *deranged fan* . . . . *goes back to sleep*

grummin

07-25-2009, 10:03 PM

*pokes thread with stick*

*sniffs air*

*sighs*

Yep...dead as a doornail.

Shadowic2

07-26-2009, 12:12 PM

'Tis serious biznas. *Sips coffee*

Nice theme song btw. *Cruises in the patrol car with it blasting*

Ian

07-26-2009, 04:57 PM

'Tis serious biznas. *Sips coffee*

Nice theme song btw. *Cruises in the patrol car with it blasting*

The other day, I heard it playing at my favorite doughnut shoppe! :D

Celtic_Princess

07-26-2009, 05:25 PM

'Tis serious biznas. *Sips coffee*

Nice theme song btw. *Cruises in the patrol car with it blasting*

I swear one more time on repeat and I'm taking the radio controls away from you. -sips coffee- Gahhh you missed the exit and Gen. Discussion. >.>

Shadowic2

07-26-2009, 07:56 PM

I swear one more time on repeat and I'm taking the radio controls away from you. -sips coffee- Gahhh you missed the exit and Gen. Discussion. >.>

*Cold Stare*

I didn't miss it. *Pulls up to a local coffee shop* It's time for you to pick up some more coffee, Rookie.

*Restarts the song and cranks it up louder*

XP

Bueawa

07-26-2009, 08:18 PM

Lol, CL's going Off-Topic ;)?

Celtic_Princess

07-26-2009, 08:22 PM

Lol, CL's going Off-Topic ;)?

Not even, we're just living our parts to the fullest.

-mumbles and gets out of the car- fine, fine I'll get the coffee. Next time I get to drive >.>

aunty_em

07-30-2009, 04:38 PM

I give Celtic_Princess a Banning Coffee...
I am very evil, and insane, but being insane is not against the rules...
Is having an arsenal of Holy Weapons in my siggy...
______________________
I banneth thou with thy Holy Bannething Hammer Of Babylon
My Arsenal:
Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon
Holy Bumping Stick of Bethlehem
Holy Ban-Zooka of Yorkshire
Holy Stickying Stick of Britain
Holy Doom Sword of Moscow
Holy Post Editing Pen of Kyoto
My Hypno Ray

erick-

08-02-2009, 12:49 AM

T3h_SyN

08-10-2009, 06:53 PM

Bumpz0r, Will chapter three ever come?

badfury

08-10-2009, 06:55 PM

We may never know young kit.

ShonenHero

08-14-2009, 08:16 AM

Bumpz0r, Will chapter three ever come?

This is starting to look like the release date of Duke Nukem Forever...

In that case, I still have a couple of years to finish this

Dragonfly77

08-14-2009, 08:19 AM

*crosses arms and taps foot*

Ya procrastinator DX

Shadowic2

08-14-2009, 08:03 PM

We can lock him in a thread and throw away the key until he finishes it, how does that sound yall?

*Sips coffee and twirls her keys on a finger*

grummin

08-14-2009, 08:05 PM

We can lock him in a thread and throw away the key until he finishes it, how does that sound yall?

Like a plan. :D

aunty_em

08-16-2009, 09:00 AM

I have a better plan!!!
*Aims MAH LAZAR at Neo*
"WRITE MORE OR IMA BE FIRIN MAH LAZAR AT YOU!!!"

T3h_SyN

08-16-2009, 02:22 PM

This is starting to look like the release date of Duke Nukem Forever...

In that case, I still have a couple of years to finish this

Umm... just checking but hasn't the studio behind that fallen apart in these recent financial times, and because of that the games been hovering more on the canceled end of the spectrum?

ShonenHero

08-16-2009, 02:24 PM

Umm... just checking but hasn't the studio behind that fallen apart in these recent financial times, and because of that the games been hovering more on the canceled end of the spectrum?

No! Duke Nukem Forever shall be released! Even if we have to wait...

... FOREVER!

aunty_em

08-16-2009, 03:58 PM

Let's geu, let's geu, finish the story, before I (Censored) (Censored, as it is to violent/graphic for some viewers)
Now that that's out of the way, time for MAH SIGGY!!!

ichioutaiurufu

08-16-2009, 07:17 PM

WRITE MORE OR IMA EAT YEW e,.,e!!!!!

T3h_SyN

08-21-2009, 08:28 PM

Bump for goods?

ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS

08-21-2009, 08:39 PM

no bumping!!!

only begging :(

T3h_SyN

08-22-2009, 10:24 AM

Okay...

Begging for goods.

aunty_em

09-05-2009, 06:33 PM

Youa Betta Gime Da Goods Or Ima Gonna Smack You For Bein In Mah Hood!!!
I think I just said that to sound gangster...
U G1V3 M3 D4 G00D5 B4 1 H4V3 2 7HR0W 4RR0W5 47 U!!!
I think I just said that to sound 1337...
Anyway, before I say anything else that looks and sounds completely and utterly weird...
Dat Siggy Ish Sho AWSM!!!
Ahem, as I was saying...
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
If you would just let me...
Cast: GET ON WITH IT!
I'm trying to, but you people just won't let me...
Real OCPD: GET ON WITH IT !!!
OK, OK, Neo, give us more, or we shall burn you at...
*Ominous Drumroll*
The Steak!!!
*Dun Dun Dun!*
And...
*Dun Dun Dun!*
We shall say, "Ne", to you.
Anyone care to tell me where I got "Ne"

T3h_SyN

09-05-2009, 09:31 PM

Is 'The Steak' a restaurant? Cause last time I checked we burned people at the stake *points to a pole on a wooden platform on a pile of wood* like that one.

aunty_em

09-06-2009, 09:49 AM

No, I just said that for comedic effect, we burned him on this gigantic steak, that was burned...
Just envision something like that ok, now when will he write more...
Neo, give me moar, or I will say "Ne" to you
"Ne!", "Ne!", "Ne!"
I really need to stop watching Monty Python, I really do...

salman.pisces

09-14-2009, 02:28 PM

O-C-P-D
They`re detectives, they don`t let one slide
O-C-P-D
They`re directives tracking down your crimes
For the forums are wide
Truth can run but not hide
The show must now go on

Remember when blacklistin` used to be a good dealin`
Posting repeat threads around all day
Well, now the team`s in town
That`s all gone underground
But it`s a worry to this very day

Now trust me, if you do not wanna get banned
Back to 4chan you trolls should crawl
Now if in spam you swim, and you`re not that dim
To these guys you should give a call

Yeah, Alden stings, logic is his thing
As good Ian cheers them on
Captain Serric`s clearly ready to go
I doubt they`ll do you wrong

O-C-P-D
They`re detectives, they don`t let one slide
O-C-P-D
They`re directives tracking down your crimes
For the forums are wide
Truth can run but not hide
The show must now go on

O-C-P-D
Threads with flames they close at blinding speed
O-C-P-D
Watch those guys go make the outlaws bleed

There`s no way you can win
If it`s trouble you`re in
The forums they`ll keep pure

O-C-P-D![/CENTER]

I couldnt get myself to remember the team chaotix theme song until I read 'O-C-P-D'.The song really cracked me up!Really creative! XD