Corrupt a Wish Games!

[saephdeimon]

Ok, this a pretty popular game but I haven't seen any1 post it here so yah.
The Rules are simple. You make a wish and post it. the person who posts below you grants your wish but tries to corrupt it/mess it up. Then they make a wish and so on.

I wish GM give free Valentine costume.

[DF001]

You get your valentine costume but it's only 1 hour.

I wish that this thread got moved to off-topic. <3

[andrey1990]

The thread will stay here.
I wish outspark would burn =D

[Shadowic2]

*Wishes this thread away to Off-Topic*

[erick-]

The thread is now on off-topic, but now you have to do 15 imaginary jumping jacks to make it stay there

I wish it actually were possible to "corrupt" what shadowic wished for, considering he/she is a community leader...

[silph]

Granted but your head explodes before you find out

i wish for a giant marshamallow to eat people

[Antony_Aravind]

granted but it eats u

wish i become a GM

[erick-]

Granted, but Outspark has immediately fired you, anyway

I wish I had a better computer

[adma4ss0]

It now loads 0.0000000000001% faster

I wish this wish was uncorruptable (beat that)

[wolfy5079]

wish not granted (beat it)

i wish i had a rubberduckzilla to ride on

[mehe25]

Here you go, but it eats people who look like you....to bad you're the only person in the world who looks like you.

I wish I could save the world in the middle of school everyday with my best pals and were all like sailor moon storyline LOL.

[saephdeimon]

You and your friends become a hero and save the world like the sailor moon storyline. But only in games and its even a male version of sailor moon WOOT!

I wish real life is like Fiesta...

[wolfy5079]

the world becomes like fiesta but you have to endure hours upon hours of needless repeatable quests and grinding constantly.

wishes that rubberduckzilla wouldn't eat me lol

[mehe25]

Ok you get that...
But he will slowly absorb you and your whole body which will all become nutrients for the duck.

I wish I had my eyes just 0.0000000000000001% bit more slanted.



You and your friends become a hero and save the world like the sailor moon storyline. But only in games and its even a male version of sailor moon WOOT!

I wish real life is like Fiesta...

K the game part sucks and I'm a guy anyway XD

[silph]

granted but then you go blind so you never get to see it happen or anything else

I wish for a talking burrito

[erick-]

Granted, but the burrito keeps insulting you behind your back

I wish I had surround sound speakers

[silph]

granted but you turn them up so loud you shake apart your house ^_^

[erick-]

Granted... but nobody heard your wish

I wish I had a Jedi's lightsaber

[silph]

granted but you accidently stab youself and die

i wish for erick to read say one liners

[erick-]

Already granted, but I did not read yours.

I wish space ships would fall from the sky

[kimikawaii]

Granted but one falls on you, and you explode.
http://i43.tinypic.com/16bzl7m.jpg

I wish Silph would turn into an ugly scaly lizard that lives in a cave at the bottom of the sea and can't get out.

[silph]

granted but it was my clone

I wish kimi was a worm

[kimikawaii]

Granted but I crawl into your brain, take over your body, and jump into a pit of ravenous hungry flesh eating gorillas. Then crawl out before I get eaten with you.


I wish Silph would fall into a pit of ravenous flesh eating gorillas.

[silph]

granted but i telaport out of there

i wish for kimi to be eaten

[kimikawaii]

Lawl, granted, you perv.


I wish Silph would burst into flames.

[silph]

not what i meant i meant that in a literal way

granted but im a pyrokenetic so its unable to hurt me

i wish kimi would drown in a pit of acid

[falapt]

she's invincible to acid

I wish I had a golden retriever :3

[silph]

granted but donkey kong eats it

i wish for falaper to be eaten as well

[falapt]

eating is not a way to kill a falaper, so I grant it if you want to

I wish a day had 48 hours

[silph]

granted but after that you are disected for science

i wish for some doritos

[ichbineinawesome]

Granted but they are broccoli flavored.

I wish to regain the braincells I've lost from reading the forums too much :S

[falapt]

whenever u stop reading them ^^

I wish I lived forever

[ichbineinawesome]

Granted but you get uglier every year you live.

D: I can never stop reading them, it's an illness.

I wish I had a giant teddy bear.

[falapt]

Granted, but you'll always be a kid

I wish I had a new pc

[ichbineinawesome]

Sweet, I can play games forever :3

Granted but it doesn't come with a guarantee and breaks two weeks after you buy it.

I wish...nvm I just wanted to corrupt yours lol. I'ma go play now xD

[silph]

granted but your a veggie

i wish for a helper monkey

[adma4ss0]

granted, it helps everyone except for you

I wish for "perfect chocolate"

[DF001]

Granted, but it melts before you manage to eat it.

I wish that my keyboard wasn't full of..yoghurt.

[adma4ss0]

Granted, now just the strawberries are inside

I wish for free sparkcash XD

[whitelove21]

give you 5 sc to bad dont buy u any thing

i wish for a pair of flying shoes

[mehe25]

Granted, but you have to pay 10 000 SC per second.

[adma4ss0]

uhh... wish?

nvm, I wish to time travel back 100,000 years

[unbiasedhero]

Granted

But you starve yourself to death.

I wish myself a good hamburger and fries.

Its dinner time for me.

[Antony_Aravind]

but fries are filled with flies

I wish no one wishes after this

HAHA

[silph]

granted but a wormhole creates a time paradox that wipes you from existance negating your wish.

I wish for ketchup not to smell bad

[adma4ss0]

granted, it smells delicious, but now it has poison to make it bad anyway :3

I wish for a new keyboard with no defect and nothing bad will happen to it

[wraithwail]

granted but you lose both hands in an aligator attack

i wish for an intelectual goal thats not boring

[erick-]

Granted, but you first have to watch people playing golf for 24 hours straight... NO BRAKES!

I wish I had a uni-brow

[bithun86]

granted, along with hairs all over your body :3
i wanna see the person above me do angry dance >:O

[adma4ss0]

well too bad cause you didn't wish on that

I wish for pie

[erick-]

Granted, but a bomb was secretly placed in your pie

I sure wish I had a glass of Coco Cola, right now... I am so thirsty!

[pikachu2423]

You got one, but all on it spilled in your lap, makeing you look like a total fool.

I wish the sky was Purples.

[adma4ss0]

granted, and now the grass is Blues >.>

I wish the the Apoliner Fic in Apoline was real

[erick-]

Granted, but only in your own imagination, thus making you insane!

I wish I had a lightweight, yet extremely durable suit of armor in real life

[adma4ss0]

granted, but it's so lightweight it makes you float up into space

I wish that Fiesta existed XD

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted, but then a slime killed you.

I wish I was a mage irl >_>

[adma4ss0]

Granted, but you get grounded and you're fighter mom stuns you for 1 week

I wish I can heal ppl IRL without any trouble from ANYBODY! INCLUDING ANIMALS, PEOPLE, DARK ENTITIES, AND LIGHT ENTITIES!
corrupt that XD

[Antony_Aravind]

u can heal all but urself HAHA

i wish i had no wishes

NOW CORRUPT THIS

[wraithwail]

granted but you are chosen to be experiemented on by the government.

I wish for a volcano.

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted but I push you into it.

I wish nothing could go wrong

[wraithwail]

granted you die the dead have no worries.

I wish for a nice pool.

[Shizana]

granted.. a pool full of poop


I wish for a *******.. Top THAT! (:

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted but I dont know wut that is so you just die :P

I wish the world would end

[adma4ss0]

granted, now you have no one to talk to

I wish a controlled Fiesta to make it better... (why would you want to corrupt that huh? O_o)

[erick-]

Granted, but it controls you in return

I wish I knew what to wish for

[adma4ss0]

granted, you wanted to wish for an uncorrupted $1,000,000, but since I had to tell you, I'd have to wipe your memory from the beginning

I wish I didn't wipe erick-'s memory form the beginning >.>

[Shizana]

Granted! Erick now has a 2gb memory stick sticked in his brain, soo you can say you didnt wipe it

I wish for an apple biggar than a car O.o

[adma4ss0]

granted, but you kill your doctor instead of keeping him away :/

I wish I could revive everyone AND myself IRL

[Shizana]

W000T? Big apple, and then I kill a doctor.. thats just odd LOL..

Granted, then I come and steal your Revive Skill whit my Steal Revive skill!

I STILL want that stoopid apple!!! lulz

[erick-]

Not granted, because you did not wish for it

I wish I had another soda

[Shizana]

Granted, then your dentist comes and steals it mumling something about its bad for ur theets while drinking it bottoms up..

Now I WIISH!!!<-- SEE !!! For a bigg stoppid applee!!! (:

[unit12p]

apple apeers over u and u get crushed o.O

i wish for unlimited wishes

[adma4ss0]

*reads the genie book*

that's not allowed O_o

i wish that no one ever posted here again :3

[Antony_Aravind]

granted but ppl kill u for doing it then they again post here

I wish i am had a hellgait shield

[erick-]

Granted, but it self destructs and kills everyone in the area. Do you really want that on your conscience?

I wish I had a virtual reality gaming system

[Sliverkerr]

The game glitches and you get sucked in a you get eaten by a giant monster.

I wish I had a billion legally obtained dollars that I got through honest hard work, which is an awesome job that I love and couldn't kill me in any way, or hurt me or anyone i cared about, or tire me out, or fire me, and the money never gets stolen or shredded or hurt in any way or taken away in mortgages, bills, and/or taxes, and it isnt counterfeit, and i never stole anything ever and this wish isnt too long. Hot wheels: BEAT THAT

[mehe25]

Granted, but the very micro-second you touch the money, it disapears.

I wish I had boots.

[Dragonfly77]

Granted, but they were made in the year 1321 and very musty and old.

I wish the next poster has their wish granted.

[adma4ss0]

granted :rolleyes:

I wish everyone would die except for me and I could ot be killed in any way and no one could be revived in anyway and it's allowed in the genie book >.>

[Orchids_Mantis]

granted, ut it's in an alternate universe that your wish is granted, so those of us in this universe are unaffected.

I wish everyone from the old OS staff came back to work (is someone really going to corrupt that one?)

[adma4ss0]

yes, cause it's corrupt a wish >.>

granted, but they all came back as bots >.>

I wish the person below me was the opposite gender >.>

[willemstyle]

Wish granted, but it's the opposite gender of you instead (i hope u're a girl :P)

I wish i would live double the time i should live

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted but you turn all old and crumbly and get sent to scientists to see how you live so long

I wish I had a wish

[Orchids_Mantis]

Granted, you have a wish and it would come true were you to wish it...too bad you don't remember what the wish is

I wish that you could go to the jail and kill bots, spammers and anyone who was sent there in a ToS violation

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted but they are 50 lvls higher than you and kill u so much u lose all ur exp

I wish for nothing

[adma4ss0]

granted but because we had to give you nothing, the wish was not granted

I wish I had 2 wishes and knew what to wish for then after I knew what to wish for I get it without corruption >.>

[pinkpiplup13]

granted but too confused to get so wish could not be granted

I wish I could live in misery and get a pie in my face.

[ichioutaiurufu]

Granted, but the pie is a flavor you love and you get happy again

I wish I reached lvl 105

[erick-]

Granted, but you were caught cheating

I wish I always had enough system resources

[pinkpiplup13]

granted but doesn't know what those are so it ends up pie in your face

I wish I could fly in the sky

[lady_crystal92]

Granted but your flight just got canceled.

I wish I had a teddy bear

[erick-]

Granted, but the teddy bear is actually a cleverly disguised android assassin. It then kills you.

I wish I had a working stargate

[Antony_Aravind]

well it works but it malfunctions

I wish i had cleric powers in real life

[erick-]

well it works but it malfunctions

If it malfunctions, then just how is it even remotely considered 'working'?

I wish i had cleric powers in real life

Granted, you now have cleric powers in real life, but a +9 weapon/armor-wielding, SC-using fighter somehow shows up in real life and Player-kills you

I wish I had a trans-dimensional warp gate

[shadowarchangel]

Granted but it warps you back to ur room.

I wish to be the first person on mars >.<

[papa_g]

Granted but it warps you back to ur room.

I wish to be the first person on mars >.<

Granted, but you did not wish for a space suit and were asphexiated by the lack of atmosphere.

I wish I had some marsh mellow peeps right now.

[erick-]

Granted, but they were poisoned. After eating them, you are quickly overcome by the toxins in the marsh mellow peeps you ate.

I wish I had a quantum power source to supercharge my computer

[adma4ss0]

granted, but you supercharge your computer so much that it blows the world to pieces

I wish I was the first to lvl 105 on fiesta without cheating or such

[unit12p]

granted, but then ur account is hacked and deleted

i wish for this wish to have no effect

(now how can u mess that up? o.O)

[erick-]

Granted, but, since you wished your wish had no effect, your wish was negated... That is such a paradox!

[shadowarchangel]

ehh... Well lets start over, I wish for the best wish you could ever have =.= (no idea what i just said)

[adma4ss0]

granted, your best wish was to die cuz your life sux >.> :P

I like pie, I wish for that

[Andrewnester]

*poof* granted you have all the pie you could ever imagine.

Sadly you ate so much you now weigh 3000 lbs, you accidently sit on your family and friends, you get arrested for murder but they can't fit you threw the Jail cell bars, so they just dig a giant hole and throw you into the bottom of it. You die of a heart attack due to blood clots and lack of exersizee.....
BWAHAHA.

I wish that DreamTeam was a massive success ^^

[adma4ss0]

granted, now everyone wars you >.>

I wish forb wasn't a forum stalker >.>

[Andrewnester]

Granted ^^ Forb dies from the Swine Flu.
Sadly forb has 9 lives *revives* and continues stalking

Courupted wish ftw ^^

I wish i was ugly.

[adma4ss0]

granted

I wish you were ugly >.>

[shadowarchangel]

granted, oh wait.. you can't get any uglier

I wish to finally lvl up =.=

[tjyman6]

DENIED now you can never level up again xD


i wish my siggy was cooler :/

[adma4ss0]

granted, it has an :cool: to make it look cooler

I wish I died :3

[erick-]

Granted, but you come back as a zombie

I wish I had a soda

[adma4ss0]

granted but it has poison in it

I wish I had gum

[erick-]

Wish granted, you now have gum, but the gum is actually a bomb which explodes in your mouth when you try to chew it.

I wish I had a non-poisonous soda with no ice or any other bad thing(s) in it

[ichioutaiurufu]

granted but when you open it the soda sprays all over you during a meeting to determin who will become president of a company and you look like such a fool the fire you :D

I wish I had sum non poisonous icecream.... o wait I do :D

[Orchids_Mantis]

Yes, it is non poisonous; but it's a flavor so repugnant that it makes you gag to taste it, the bowl never empties; and you are forced to eat it constantly for the rest of eternity.

I wish someone could live forever.

[ichioutaiurufu]

do my wish =.=

[tatsuki101]

Yes, it is non poisonous; but it's a flavor so repugnant that it makes you gag to taste it, the bowl never empties; and you are forced to eat it constantly for the rest of eternity.

I wish someone could live forever.
granted, but all of their friends and family die and then the apocalypse happens and they float away in space forever.

[Orchids_Mantis]

....I wish the person above me had a wish...

[fireyair]

Granted, but he wishes that you die.

I wish I was Santa.



Peace:cool:

[Orchids_Mantis]

Grnted, you are now old and incurably fat. Yuo live at the North Pole in increedibly cold temperatures in 6 monhs of darkness then 6 months of light in a wooden shack where you and a bunch of unhappy elves work tirelesslyfor 18 hours a day for 364 days per year (or 365, for leap years) making billions of toys for a bunch of kids you don't even know; then on one night each year you get to leave the North Pole, but are forced to spend it delivering the toys to the children you don't know.

All the while you are miserable, tired and unhappy; but forced to laugh whenever someone sees you so that you appear jolly.


I wish it was July already

[adma4ss0]

granted, but it's the 31st of July >.>

I wish I had poison to carry around in a vial.

[shadowarchangel]

Granted but you accidentally tripped on something and drank the poison and died.

I wish they would just release harry potter already, takes sooooo long.

[Andrewnester]

*granted, harry potter is released*
Too bad though! Once Harry Potter is released you go to the movies to watch it, and it's all sold out, EVERY NIGHT YOU GO!
so you go to buy it from a video/DvD store, and they are all sold out at every single one, and then you decide you will get it on direct TV, or Charter on Damand, to bad, your cable isn't working...and even worse, you try to watch it online, uhoh.
no internet.


I wish i had a pig ^^

[erick-]

Wish granted, you now have a pig, but the pig later turns out to be an evil, blood-sucking mutant.

I wish I had another soda

[Andrewnester]

*Granted*

but you start burping and you never stop.

[erick-]

Granted, but... Hey! You did not even wish for anything!!

I wish I had yet another soda, this time one that is not poisoned in any way and will not make me burp more than fifty times in a row.

[shadowarchangel]

granted but I slipped some poison in this time and you died again =)

I wish I had the best computer in the world ^^

[erick-]

granted but I slipped some poison in this time and you died again =)

I wish I had yet another soda, this time one that is not poisoned in any way and will not make me burp more than fifty times in a row.

Read my entire post, and you would have seen these words ^

I wish I had the best computer in the world ^^

Wish granted, but your computer attempts autonomous world domination.

I wish I had a fully-functional jet pack.

[Orchids_Mantis]

granted, but like all jetpacks, it only works for about 30 seconds before it runs out of fuel; netting you about half a mile in travel distance before you must thenwalk back to where you started with the 400 pound engine to refuel...have fun.

I wish I could play Fiesta..

[erick-]

Granted, but... you are player-killed many, many times.

I wish I had a working, indestructible, miniature hovercraft that never needs refueling.

[rennarose]

Granted, but... you are player-killed many, many times.

I wish I had a working, indestructible, miniature hovercraft that never needs refueling.


*Granted*
You have the best jetpack in the world, it has a smartchip that listens to directions and gets you where you want to be! Unfortunatly your jetpack is so smart and amazing it begins to wander why its stuck carrying a human around and soon devises a plot to destroy you. It picks you up and keeps you up there for days cuz it doesnt need fuel, you pass out and it leves you in the middle of the desert to go do something it considers fun. --tough break

I wish i had a book to read right now...
-one made of plastic edged paper so i dont get cut
-one under 2 pounds so it cant blugend me to death
-one that has no dust so i dont die of alergies
...now try to ruin my wish

[silph]

granted but it melts and the goo oozes into your eyes melting them and then your brain

i wish i knew what to wish for

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you forgot it.

I wish I was a cat.

[silph]

granted but you become road kill

i wish i didnt have to walk home in this rain :/

[xnatsuko]

Granted, the rain stops and the sun is out. You fell in mud though.

I wish I can eat whatever I wanted.

[silph]

granted but you dont stop and get fat

i wish for world peace

[xnatsuko]

Granted but that's only cuz everyone's dead after World war 3.

I wish I can fly.

[kikkokk]

granted, but you crash whit an airplane

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you died the day after that.

I wish my mum could cook properly. o.e

[silph]

granted but you bite off your toungue

i wish i didnt have to cook everyday

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you're starved.

I wish I could eat with my whole family more often.

[silph]

granted but they sit with their backs to you

i wish i lived alone

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you got too lonely.

I wish I could live with my bf. = .=

[silph]

granted but he falls off a building

i wish i had a ferret

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it bit your head off.

I wish you would continue to entertain me for the rest of the night.

[silph]

granted but my clock breaks so i get off at 7:45

i wish for a bf

[xnatsuko]

Granted but he broke up with you the day after.

I wish this rice wasn't hard. ._.

[silph]

granted but it disintigrates

i wish for a butler or maid

[xnatsuko]

Granted but they gave you swine flu.

I wish This rice would fill up my stomache. = .=

[silph]

granted but you explode

i wish for a new pair of shoes

[xnatsuko]

Granted, they were the ones you picked up on the streets.

I wish you could at least post a little slower. x.x

[silph]

granted but its only once

i wish there wasnt a 30 second wait between posts

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you couldn't keep up with all the posts.

I wish you didn't wish for that.

[silph]

granted but the world explodes in lots speckles

i iwsh i could use alchemy

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you lost your memory by falling down the stairs the day after.

I wish I had something else to eat. T .T

[silph]

granted a live skunk apears before you

i wish for the ability to actually go into video games

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you died in the game and couldn't come back to life because you just remember you were still human and you only lived once.

I wish my bf came back online right now. </3

[silph]

granted but his connection fails

i iwsh for a giant hamburger

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it wasn't made for you.

I wish my bf came online and not DC right after he comes online.

[silph]

granted but he gets struck by lightning and goes into a coma

i wish for an orange

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it's rotten.

I wish I could see my bf RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANCE.

[silph]

granted but hes a zombie

i wish for a real slime pet

[adma4ss0]

granted but then you only have 1 hp IRL and it kills you for 1 kill point

I wish I had AWSMsauce

[silph]

granted but you have no awesome sauce

i wish for a robot floor sweeper

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it exploded.

I wish I can find something interesting to watch.

[silph]

granted you watch red vs blue on a video site

i wish for a mexican jumping bean

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it wasn't actually jumping, it just fell from the sky and bounced a few times.

EDIT: I wish I had a lollipop.

[silph]

i wish you had made a wish

[xnatsuko]

Granted already.

[silph]

i wish for a giant tomato to explode and flood the world

[xnatsuko]

Granted but Noah came back to life.

I wish you granted my last wish.

[silph]

granted but you get eaten by a rampaging watermelon

i wish for blueberries

[xnatsuko]

Granted but they were poisoned.

I wish you gave me free food.

[silph]

granted but you cant stop eating its flavourfull goodness and get fat

i wish for a giant moonstone

[xnatsuko]

Granted but it fell over and crushed you.

I wish my ex would leave me alone.

[silph]

granted you kill him

i wish for a good bf

[rennarose]

*granted* he leaves you shortly after because he says you remind him of him mom

i wish for a cute kitten

[adma4ss0]

granted, but then a cuter cat kills it >.>

I wish I made a wish and got it granted, you mut grant this without corruption...

:3

[rennarose]

granted, but then a cuter cat kills it >.>

I wish I made a wish and got it granted, you mut grant this without corruption...

:3

*Granted*
unfortunatly you feel horribly unhappy knowing you could've gotten a better wish and these thoughts drag you to depression and dehidration to the point at which you hilusinate and see a geenie. The genie says you get one wish...whats it gonna be? ^^

i wish for some ramen that is the exact temperature i like it and that nobody else can eat but me and that is absulutly not poisned. What now?

[shadowarchangel]

Granted, but then right before you take the first bite, it falls to the ground because of an earthquake

I wish I won the 1m prize for hitting lvl 105 on the new server, Cypion. =_=

[xnatsuko]

Granted but you was doing it for someone else.

I wish I had egg on toast.

[rennarose]

*granted* the egg carried somonella and the toast was nibbled on by a rabid cat right b4 you ate it

i wish that relationships where simple and people didnt break up so much D:

[Orchids_Mantis]

Granted, but nopw they are incredibly dull and uinexciting; boring to the point of which most people simply forgo themas they are really nothing more than a waste of time.


I wish I had an Ish Wish Dish

[adma4ss0]

granted, but that doesn't exist

I wish I had moar pie

[alma996]

Granted, but it appears over you and falls on your head.

I wish for world peace! (Someone messed it up on some other forum, let's see if you can do it here :D)

[adma4ss0]

granted, everyone is completely annihalated after world war three, no more conflict!~

I wish I won in the olympics without dying or getting miserable in doing so :3

[Orchids_Mantis]

Granted you won the Olympics...but you cheated (I didn't say you were miserable) so they took the medal back later on (after you won)


I wish my wish was the same as the wish of the person that will follow the person that follows me's second cousin's best friend's ex-boyfriend's former college roommate.

[adma4ss0]

granted, but your college roomate died, he could not wish, therefore the wish is null


I wish I could eat an unlimited amount of chocolate without getting fat or dying or sick or sad or anything bad :3

[shadowarchangel]

Granted, but before you could eat a single piece of chocolate I ate them all =)

I wish fiesta would have a no-cooldown day which allows every skill for one day not to have cooldown.

[silph]

granted but a normal slime mutates and eates you.

I wish this wish to beuncoruptible

[rennarose]

*Granted* the forums shut down so there is absolutly no way anyone can corrupt your wish :D

i wish that bunny V was still alive... but not in a creepy zombie sort of way

[adma4ss0]

granted but there happens to be a fight going between an Archer and another Archer nearby...

I wish Archers of Fiesta didn't exist! MUHAHAHAHA!

[silph]

granted the game imbalnces are fixed with the death of the archers

i kid i kid

i wish for the bunny to be a zombie chocolate bunny

[rennarose]

granted. zombie chocolate bunny lookes so good you dare to take a bite and then turn into a zombie chocolate monster too!

Iwish i won the milli sc prize on cypion and did not get banned, lose lvls, lose sc, or have my pc crash before during or after this happens XD

[silph]

granted but you get trapped in the game and die

i wish for marshmallows to rule the world

[roonthehax]

granted, marshmellows rule the world but they eat you ugly face ;3

I wish for sanctuary from silph!

[Orchids_Mantis]

Granted, now someone els has come to harass you and corrupt every wish you make, to a degree even she did not know was possible.


I wish I could level at will in-game

[adma4ss0]

granted you level like everyone else who does it at will...

clicking...

I wish for chocolate AWSMness

[Orchids_Mantis]

Granted, but now that phrase is slang for fail

I wish I didn' have to work right now

[adma4ss0]

granted, you're fired/expelled, you don't have to work anymore :D

I wish I had regular chocolate

[cozcozcoz]

granted but a meteor will fall on you if you touch it

i wish i didnt wish for this wish

[someguy1010]

Granted : You die anyway for not making a wish

I wish all my teacher fell downstairs and couldnt come to school

[adma4ss0]

granted, you die because of your stupidyty from lack of learning

I wish I had good eyesight and didn't have to wear these ugly glasses

[Orchids_Mantis]

Grnted, but you lose the use of your legs, arms, ears, and tongue. So you can see everything going on around ou...but you can't hear it, talk to it or interact with it.


I wish I had an idea that made me billions of dollars every year for the next 100 years

[adma4ss0]

granted, your idea was to steal things for the next 100 years, on the first day you are caught and jailed.

I WISH CAPS LOCK WAS ON ALL THE TIME

[Eternal_Doom]

Granted, but the button broke

I wish I wasn't so squishy >_<

granted, you die because of your stupidyty from lack of learning

Irony is cruel =P

[silph]

granted now your brittle and get sucked into the game and smashed by a clerics mace

i wish i could walk on my hands

[Eternal_Doom]

Granted, but you broke your arm.

I wish I had friends x3

[silph]

granted but they use you

i wish you had real freinds

[adma4ss0]

granted but he dies o.o

I wish he didn't die >.>

[someguy1010]

granted but you move away

I wish that people would join my guild and not leave,die, or me dieing or get warred

[Eternal_Doom]

granted but you move away

I wish that people would join my guild and not leave,die, or me dieing or get warred

Granted, but they play their alts instead >=)

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for =/

[silph]

granted but you get eaten by a frog

i wish for a ball of yarn

[fullmetaljunkie]

The ball of yarn somehow wraps around your neck and strangles you to death.

I wish I had a billion legally obtained dollars that I got through honest hard work, which is an awesome job that I love and couldn't kill me in any way, or hurt me or anyone i cared about, or tire me out, or fire me, and the money never gets stolen or shredded or hurt in any way or taken away in mortgages, bills, and/or taxes, and it isnt counterfeit, and i never stole anything ever, it couldn't disappear, it always belongs to me, I will never give it away, and nothing totally abstract like me being hit by a car or eaten by a dinosaur or dissected by the government or anything of that nature happens, I don't die until I get too old to live, I don't get to the dying age very quickly, I age like normal, nothing happens to my dashing good looks, evryone around me still loves me for who I am, no one ever asks for money, this isn't a waste of a wish, nothing happens while I'm wishing, nothing ever happens to the money aside from me keeping it and spending it on things that I want, no one steals it, nothing weird happens to it, it stays in perfect condition, this wish isn't too boring or serious and is plenty of fun, and this wish isnt too long or against any type of code that there is, was, or ever will be. :D

[keleios]

The ball of yarn somehow wraps around your neck and strangles you to death.

I wish I had a billion legally obtained dollars that I got through honest hard work, which is an awesome job that I love and couldn't kill me in any way, or hurt me or anyone i cared about, or tire me out, or fire me, and the money never gets stolen or shredded or hurt in any way or taken away in mortgages, bills, and/or taxes, and it isnt counterfeit, and i never stole anything ever, it couldn't disappear, it always belongs to me, I will never give it away, and nothing totally abstract like me being hit by a car or eaten by a dinosaur or dissected by the government or anything of that nature happens, I don't die until I get too old to live, I don't get to the dying age very quickly, I age like normal, nothing happens to my dashing good looks, evryone around me still loves me for who I am, no one ever asks for money, this isn't a waste of a wish, nothing happens while I'm wishing, nothing ever happens to the money aside from me keeping it and spending it on things that I want, no one steals it, nothing weird happens to it, it stays in perfect condition, this wish isn't too boring or serious and is plenty of fun, and this wish isnt too long or against any type of code that there is, was, or ever will be. :D

The point of this game is fun, you just about over did it. Overthinking a game is rather boooorinng :[

Granted, but because you keep spending it on things you like you eventually wind down to your last few bucks.

I wish I was in paris

[Shadowic2]

Granted.

However, you and the Necromancer will be stuck in Paris closed in with a Zombie thread.

Please do not Necro-Post.

-Closed-