stephenj
05-30-2009, 12:05 PM
eh... i never posted one before but i write them alot.... (well sometimes)so here goes but it works better if u listen to the song while reading :D
Brush Every Night
“Whatever You Like” Parody
By: Stephen Jackson
Hey Girl..
You them ol’ dentist people
They don’t be lieing when they you that
(Chorus)
You should brush every night
I said you should brush
every night
Yeah
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night
.. ..
(Verse 1)
Any time you don’t do
What I just told you
Im afraid that your breath is gonna smell like doo-doo
Whenver people smell it they fear
That halitosis that bad lasts a year
Yeah I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopeing
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night
.. ..
(Verse 2)
Shawty you da hottest
But for ya breath I cant be modest
Smell so bad
Like a septic tank and garbage
All dem plaque deposits
U should try to stop it
Cuz nobody like halitosis and u got it
U aint never ever gotta say dat u forgot it
Long as I got Crest White Strips in my pocket
5 6
Dats it
Yo breath will always smell like ____
You will have to ugrade
Just to fix yo acid spit
Yo breath is smellin so bad
Even yo momma gets really sad
Thinkin why did I get the daughter like dat
She melt all the rubber off my tire like dat yeah
I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopin
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night yeah
(Verse 3)
Im talkin watery eyes
You scary away mice
Lemme put this toothbrush in your life
Maybe people wont fret
You might look nice
Lemme put this toothbrush in your life
Dats right I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopin
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night yeah
Brush Every Night
“Whatever You Like” Parody
By: Stephen Jackson
Hey Girl..
You them ol’ dentist people
They don’t be lieing when they you that
(Chorus)
You should brush every night
I said you should brush
every night
Yeah
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night
.. ..
(Verse 1)
Any time you don’t do
What I just told you
Im afraid that your breath is gonna smell like doo-doo
Whenver people smell it they fear
That halitosis that bad lasts a year
Yeah I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopeing
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night
.. ..
(Verse 2)
Shawty you da hottest
But for ya breath I cant be modest
Smell so bad
Like a septic tank and garbage
All dem plaque deposits
U should try to stop it
Cuz nobody like halitosis and u got it
U aint never ever gotta say dat u forgot it
Long as I got Crest White Strips in my pocket
5 6
Dats it
Yo breath will always smell like ____
You will have to ugrade
Just to fix yo acid spit
Yo breath is smellin so bad
Even yo momma gets really sad
Thinkin why did I get the daughter like dat
She melt all the rubber off my tire like dat yeah
I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopin
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night yeah
(Verse 3)
Im talkin watery eyes
You scary away mice
Lemme put this toothbrush in your life
Maybe people wont fret
You might look nice
Lemme put this toothbrush in your life
Dats right I got some gum
You need some gum
whenever you near me please chew some gum
im hopin
you don’t open
don’t say it
ill say it
didn’t I tell you to be quiet
(Chorus)
Stack Colgate on the toothbrush right
Your teeth are yellow to the site
Girl, you should
brush every night
I said you should brush every night Yeah
Late night brushing feels oh so right
Now your teeth are so bright
Baby, you should brush every night
I said you should brush every night yeah