Little red riding skirt**a mind quest part 1

[eos_goddess]

**A mind quest for Epithian fellows, ppl from other servers are more than welcome to join(with no awards-my apologies): if you can save the little red riding skirt, awards will be 1 gold
and some pets. Answers will be checked in few days; the FIRST and CORRECT answer will be announced. I will contact the person and trade awards in game
(again only Epith players will get awards, others will get.....many thanks from LRRS)**


Once upon a time (so long ago that your amnisiac writer can’t remember exactly when) in a certain village called Rumen lived a little country girl, the
prettiest creature who was ever seen. Everybody was fond of her; especially her mother and grandmother (as we notice in majority of other cases). Her

grandmother made a red riding hood for her that suited the girl so gorgeously that everybody called her Little Red Riding Hood.

As she grew up becoming this one young lady, the hood grew smaller as foreseeable, so her grandma pulled out her dusty sewing machine and made it

into a short skirt

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The skirt -in the mother opinion-was too short, but –in the girl’s eyes- was still kind of long.

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But again, this skirt suited this lovely teenager so perfectly that people

called her Little Red Riding Skirt.

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Now for the ease of your dear writer’s writing, we’ll call her LRRS for short.


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LRRS went to a big city called Uruga for her college education. One warm beautiful day she headed back home to spend her spring break with
her new silk-dyed hair, bright red contact lenses, and survived through her mother’s panicking and yelling as she was well-prepared for it.

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On the other hand-her mother though-this is not as bad as LRRS’s cousin The Little Blue Riding Hood, who always had mask make up with
raccoon eyes and tattoos all over.

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Few days later, LRRS’s mother said to her: “You know grandma has been quite sick lately. She got mini strokes last winter; her
diabetes advanced so badly that now we have to take her in for dialysis every week. She missed you so much. As you know,
you have always been her favorite grandchild. Last night I made some cookies using substitute sugar for you to
bring over to her—well I know she eats real-sugar pies
all the time, but…anyway”

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LRRS felt like she was on fire, setting out immediately to see her grandmother, who lived in another village
by the edge of Elderine city.

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As LRRS was going through the wood, she was picturing those huge meat balls in thick spaghetti sauce that her
grandma cooked for her on occasions.

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In the middle of the forest, she met with a big fat wolf, which obviously ate too many grandmothers over the years; just newly diagnosed with

hypercholesterolemia and angina pectoris.

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Wolf still had a very great mind to eat her up, but he dared not, because of some woodcutters working nearby in the forest.
He asked her where she was going.
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LRRS replied “Dude, do I look like a girl having too much time on hand to wander the wood? I’m carrying this great big jar
of sugarless cookies to my old sick grandma”

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"Does she live far off?" said the wolf in joyfulness.

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(please see part 2-if u'r still interested :O )

[zoey199]

o-o;? wrong section?

[eos_goddess]

“In Forest of Tide village,” answered LRRS; “north of Elderine city; why do you care anyway wolf? What’s on your evil mind this time?”

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“Nothing!!!!!” answered Wolf in high pitched voice; “I just got so bored, I'll go and see her too. I'll go this way, go you that; we shall see who will be there first."
“Psssttt, grow up will you?” said LRRS. But as long as Wolf ran off, LRRS started running, mumbling to herself “Well, losing is not my routine. Let’s not make it a habit”.

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LRRS forgot one thing that she forgot to bring home her ADHD medications.

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Few minutes later……

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Racing competition with the wolf seemed to never happen; LRRS started gathering nuts, running after butterflies, and gathering bouquets of little flowers and mushrooms.

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She sang a song that she just made up….

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Few hours later……Your writer got lazy as she also needed time to do some of her quests for her clumsy cleric. Your writer assumes
you know a big chunk of what coming next: Wolf conspiracy to imitate LRRS’s voice and took over the old cottage, then LRRS’s physical exams
on her grandma’s legs, ears, eyes, teeth,...all leading to a bigger fat wolf belly than ever

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So let’s move the spotlight to the great smart Hunter that we all heard about some point in our life far back in our sweet and gentle childhood memories. Hunter had a son about few years older than LRRS.

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His son loved Hunter to death, but he didn’t think his father’s career was the best to follow. The son though that Hunter was partly, or wholly, unofficially or officially, indirectly or directly somehow responsible for many species distinction, worsen environment, and that bigger and bigger hole about the ozone layer.

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The son has been on unemployment pay for few months due to the economy downturn. One day, being desperate for job, the son went to see Town Chief Rumenus and asked if there’s anything available.

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Rumenus frowned, holding his hands on his back, pondering 3 days and 3 nights, then it dawned in him that he did need Hunter’s son.

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He answered the young man –who still standing in front of him for all that time, still had his big smile on from ear to ear—“There’s been more evil demons and monster spawning in towns (no one knows why but probably the fiesta staff and GMs; go ask Rayse, Silkypiko yourselves if you’re that curious) that unbalance our peaceful town spirit.

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Rumenus finished "We could definitely use you to help defeat those monsters.”

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(please see part 3 if you haven't dropped dead lol-forgive my very first screenies and rough pic editing >< )

[ras-blackfire]

*speachless*.... uhm okay?XD

[eos_goddess]

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Not that Hunter’s son had any other options; he did like the job change and became helpful to Isya’s fellow citizens.

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After some months attending the Urugan Royal Academy of Warriors, with extensive training, plv-ing in abysses, dungeons, Burning Rock, Hunter’s son became a proud Fiesta Guardian Fighter who was pure in strength and end.

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One day he wandered about Forest of Mist, marveled at the big full moon hung low on the starry sky; suddenly distracted by bickering noises from a distance.

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He instantly set toward that direction. He found in front of an old cottage standing this one fat Wolf holding on to his suspiciously rounded tummy, from which there were different voices coming.

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“Stupid stinky wolf let this poor frail woman out, don’t you believe in karma after all?”
“Oh sweetest wolf, you better stops this joke because your high HCl stomach juice is ruining my new dyed hair. Hellooo, you know you shouldn’t make me mad as it won’t be pretty”
“Dam wolf let me out or I’ll curse your family to 3 generations. Ouch, my old osteoporosis bones start hurting”
“Wolfie wolfie, I’m getting very annoyed now, Grrr, you know, I’m claustrophobic right? Ouchie, grandmaaa, you are sitting on my shoulders.”

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Wolf grew tired from their weight and complaints, but it was hard for him to just give up this rare nutritious combo dish till he saw Fighter landing right in front of him. Fighter demanded: ‘Hmmm what’s on Epith going on here, may I ask” “cough, cough”

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Wolf stared at the +9 ax, those strong build muscles, six pack belly while looking for words.

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“Ah..errrr,” responded wolf “Me, the good and smart Wolf decides to give you all one chance to live, if yall can find an answer to this. There are two doors, the life door and the death door. There is one wolf standing by each door. Those two wolves know which door is the life door and which is the death door. However, one of them always tells the truth and the other always tells a lie. There is no way you can identify which door is the life door or the death door. There is no way you can distinguish who is telling the truth. The LRRS can only ask one wolf one question. Then she needs to choose a door to walk in. If she walks in the death door, she will be going down a wolf’s duodenum soon. If she walks in the life door, she can go home"

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Fighter scratched his head: “Well, here’s the thing, I’m trained to kill you, not to find answer for your riddle. In this case, well, hm….”

“Oh my arthritis is eating me, whatever you decide out there, hurry on.”
“Hey, sups fighter. I and my friends will throw a party for you and whoever can help us out of this awful place. I myself would be deeply indebted to you.”
Fighter immediately headed back to Rumen to seek help from Town Chief Rumenus. Rumenus decided to call for help....

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Well, what would be the only right question to ask? While you'r pondering the riddle, Im going to take my afternoon nap. Good luck!

[Plushii]

haha this is funny xD good job

[TheCentrix]

but but but... if this is for Epith ppl you shoulve posted it in Epith section ._.

[eos_goddess]

...then then then make a char in Epith and join our wonderful community? jk jk. i thought others might still like to find answers to the riddle (without awards then i guess ><). My fighter in Teva still have like 18s i think :O

[Plushii]

I figured out the riddle :D

The thing LRRS should say to the wolfs is "Lead me to your door"

The lying wolf would walk to the truth telling wolf's door
The truth telling wolf would walk to his own door.

That's the door LRRS should take.

[darkpaper]

Plushii got to it before me D:
but if she had to ask a question [Since "Lead Me To Your Door" Isn't A Question and is relying on the assumption of the Truth Wolf's Door Being The Door To Life]
She should Ask "Which Door Is The Door To Life?"
The Truth Wolf Would Go To The Door To Life
and so Would The Lying One c:
I'm On Cypion So I don't Get Anything But The Riddle Was Fun To Figure Out :3

[Plushii]

Plushii got to it before me D:
but if she had to ask a question [Since "Lead Me To Your Door" Isn't A Question and is relying on the assumption of the Truth Wolf's Door Being The Door To Life]
She should Ask "Which Door Is The Door To Life?"
The Truth Wolf Would Go To The Door To Life
and so Would The Lying One c:
I'm On Cypion So I don't Get Anything But The Riddle Was Fun To Figure Out :3

I think if she asked:
"Which Door Is The Door To Life?"
The lying wolf would point to his own door O=

[darkpaper]

I Failed In My First Post But I Know It Now c:
Ask One of them "Which Way Would The Other Wolf Tell Me To Go?" And Then Go The Opposite Way c:

[aptbid2002]

wow, you guys read all that...

[Adrichiang]

Assuming the Wolf that always lies represents the door to death and the Wolf that always tells the truth represents the door to life.

The question to ask both wolves would be "Which door represents you?"

If Door A = Death, and Door B = Life
The lying wolf would say I represent Door B (Life) because he always lies.

The truthful wolf would say I represent Door B (Life) because he always tells the truth.

[veronica-valentine]

wow....the lying one would LIE, not tell the TRUTH, so ask, if I asked the other wolf which door to take to get out, what would he say? (they both say the lie, seeing as the truth teller will speak what the liar says, and the liar says the lie)

[veronica-valentine]

wow it said there was only one page, nvm my above post ^^ but umm, that would be the right thing to say

[mipapa]

tell them "take me through a door" ? then follow the one who survived

[mipapa]

>< oopsie, wrong, i didn't read plushie answer other page

[thalegend7695]

tell them "take me through a door" ? then follow the one who survived

OMFG LOL, that ,made me crack up xD.
This is the question you ask
"The first person to go to the truth door get's free money and plvl"
If they both run to the same door, take it.
OR
Since technically, if you asked the lying wolf a question, no matter what he would lie about EVERYTHING
Ask him
"What color is my skirt?"
If oen answers red and other answers blue. Pfft, red = GO GO GO

[mipapa]

OMFG LOL, that ,made me crack up xD.
This is the question you ask
"The first person to go to the truth door get's free money and plvl"
If they both run to the same door, take it.
OR
Since technically, if you asked the lying wolf a question, no matter what he would lie about EVERYTHING
Ask him
"What color is my skirt?"
If oen answers red and other answers blue. Pfft, red = GO GO GO
0-0"free money and plvl" rolf: since when wolves also get crazy over money an plvl.

[thalegend7695]

0-0"free money and plvl" rolf: since when wolves also get crazy over money an plvl.

Pfft, who isn't? Change them from boars to warboars :o

[powerjunkie]

hmm reminds me of the movie Labyrinth, in that there are door knockers they tell her one door leads the right way and the other leads to bom bom bom certain death! She can ask them like 3 quests, porblem is one always lies and one always tells the truth!

[thalegend7695]

I think my second question wins.

[mipapa]

did she say when will she check the answers >< i wanna know darn it