Vending Machine Game

[12markkram34]

Here's how it works.

You insert an item.

Ex. "Inserts Seaweed"

Next poster says what the machine gives you.

Ex. "You get a Fish"

Then they insert an item themselves.

No double posting.

I'll start.

Inserts Chuck Norris

[grummin]

Inserts Chuck Norris

You get a boot to the head!

I insert a baseball bat.

[lordalden]

You get a battery!

I insert fifty bucks.

[Dragonfly77]

You get 50 cents O.o

Insert purple text...

[fireblaz10]

you get 500 SparkCash(i know i am desperate)
I insert a piece of strawberry cake

[adma4ss0]

you I insert a piece of strawberry cake

Fixed :D

/off-topic

You get strawberry pie

I insert my left leg >.>

~~~

BTW There ARE vending machine games in Japan @.@ You insert your money and then light comes up, if you press what you want at the right time, it's free. :D

*hugs the book of "Did you know...?"*

[spectershadow]

you get a right leg

i insert my pants fresh from my body

[shadowslayer1234]

You get a skirt.

Inserts a bus pass.

[adma4ss0]

You get half of a bus pass o.e

I insert a wig

[spectershadow]

get a hairless manic an

i insert a live frag

[adma4ss0]

You get a dead frag >.>

I insertthe color orange

[spectershadow]

get the color pink

i insert a frog with a bucket

[grummin]

i insert a frog with a bucket

You get Kermit's lunch pail.

I insert a wad of used bubble gum.

[adma4ss0]

You get used potato chips >.>

I insert 3 feet circumference pie

[grummin]

I insert 3 feet circumference pie

You get it back with the sides cut off so your Pie are square.

I insert Starfy.

[spectershadow]

the machine spits it out and goes into rehab

i insert virginity :O

XD

[adma4ss0]

You get Ketchup

I insert spectershadow o.o

[grummin]

I insert spectershadow o.o

You get Ronnie Spector's shadow.

I insert a +6 King Marlone Roumen mace.

[adma4ss0]

You get a -6 King Marlone Roumen Mace

I Insert Bijou

[spectershadow]

you get epith

i insert japanese gameshow

[adma4ss0]

You get Laughter

I insert water

[grummin]

I insert water

You get 50 feet of pink garden hose

I insert an extension cord.

[adma4ss0]

You get an old-school T.V. set

I insert Fiesta o.e

[erick-]

You get World of Warcraft

I insert a quantum power source

[grummin]

I insert a quantum power source

You get a Leyden Jar.

I insert a Hamster.

[adma4ss0]

You get A dead pig

I insert My credit card o.o

[fireyair]

You get maxed out.

I insert a quarter. Let's hear it for originality.

You get a boot to the head

Noooooo... it's a roundhouse kick, dammit.



Peace:cool:

[adma4ss0]

You get a soda ~.~

I insert your soda

[grummin]

Noooooo... it's a roundhouse kick, dammit.

Didn't say how boot met head, now did I? ;)


I insert your soda


Previously-unseen wheels spin, lights flash, and JACKPOT, you get Case of Soda.

I insert My Car Key.

[fireyair]

You get hot car seats. Dont'cha hate 'em?

I insert pijamas.



Peace:cool:

[adma4ss0]

You get caught by the grammar police

I insert Miley Cyrus o.o

[erick-]

You get nothing

I insert an empty suitcase

[adma4ss0]

You get An empty jar

I insert The PvP Hammer

[Andrewnester]

You getA fart balloon thingy.


I insert a cup of Yogurt :]

[adma4ss0]

You get A pinch of cinnamon :]

I insert the word "insert" >.>

[Andrewnester]

you get garlic bread :]


i insert...Billy Madison

[adma4ss0]

You get A Hillbilly

I insert... nothing o.o

[grummin]

I insert... nothing o.o

You get Billy Ray Vir...er, Cyrus.

I insert a Windows 95 CD.

[Pillzner]

get a exploded hand


i insert a old lady with a baby

[alienated.corpse]

You get the red pill... <_<;

I insert my mom ._."

[adma4ss0]

you get her mom. o.o

I insert A ham sandwhich

[CelticAngel99]

You get a worm.
I insert a player killer.

[Blaze_23]

You get a shot in the head
I insert my DS

[B1ueWo1f]

You get a Dreamcast.
I insert a cup of oolong tea.

[adma4ss0]

You get a cup of green tea.

I insert Barney o.o

[Blaze_23]

you get killed by elmo and he says "im the only one who's supposed to turter barney!"

i insert the annoying starfy

[CelticAngel99]

You get Zombie Starfy
I insert a piece of Popcorn

[grummin]

I insert a piece of Popcorn

You get Orville Redenbacher's ghost.

I sweep the beauty shop where a freakout occurred and insert Britney Spears' hair.

(Aside: I'm 20/70 in one eye, 20/800 in the other...me no like size 1 text) ;)

[CelticAngel99]

You get Orville Redenbacher's ghost.

I sweep the beauty shop where a freakout occurred and insert Britney Spears' hair.

(Aside: I'm 20/70 in one eye, 20/800 in the other...me no like size 1 text) ;)


Sorry. D:
EEH GHOST!
You get Britney Spears bald.
I insert a bloody axe.

[grummin]

Sorry. D:

Don't sweat it too hard. It's my vision that's deficient, after all. Coupla lines isn't too bad- but long small-text posts are liable to get skipped as the lines kinda run together. :D

I insert a bloody axe.

You get the director's cut of "My Bloody Valentine."

I insert a hockey puck.

Director's cut, get it? Nyuk nyuk! (Eeep...maybe I need to go back to bed.) ;)

[adma4ss0]

You get a tennis ball

I insert A red and yellow flower

[Tamlinari]

You get a tennis ball

I insert A red and yellow flower

You get a Hippie

Insert a peppermint candy.

[grummin]

I insert A red and yellow flower

You get an Isya Blossom.

I insert George Lucas.

EDIT: LOL I knew an eventual collision was inevitable...let's see how this plays out. :D

[grummin]

Insert a peppermint candy.

You get Incense and Peppermints.

I insert a hacky sack.

EDIT: It obviously played out with a posting rate slowdown. Blasted accidental double post. :facepalm:

[adma4ss0]

You get Incense and Peppermints.

I insert a hacky sack.

EDIT: It obviously played out with a posting rate slowdown. Blasted accidental double post. :facepalm:

uhhh...

you get a :faceslap: >.>

I insert :head_desk: >.>

[grummin]

you get a :faceslap: >.>

Thanks, I needed that. (Bonus points for any fellow fossil who can remind me what post-shave lotion/whatever commercial that was from..."Skin Bracer" maybe?)

I insert :head_desk: >.>

You get a headache.

I insert a Tesla Coil.

[adma4ss0]

You get rejected >.>

I insert a cow

[grummin]

I insert a cow

You get a raging bull.

I insert a set of dentures.

[adma4ss0]

Get: A walking cane

Insert: Pizza

<--- too lazy to type full sentances right now

[Shizana]

You get a hamburger

I insert a black tomato

[adma4ss0]

You get a black eye.

I insert failure. >.>

[grummin]

I insert failure. >.>

You get Milli Vanilli.

I insert K.I.T.T.

[zipiouch]

you get A.I.D.S.

I insert nog

[adma4ss0]

you get an egg

I insert The Gold Ring of Isya :3

[zipiouch]

you get a silver ring of isya xD too bad
I insert nothing

[adma4ss0]

You get Killed >.>

I insert The Silver Ring of Isya o.o

[zipiouch]

you get bronze ring of poop

i insert god

God: what? what're you doing?!?!!?!?
Zipi: putting u in a vending machine and hope 2 get sumthing good outta it xD

[adma4ss0]

You get A bunny rabbit

I insertZipi

[zipiouch]

you get the devil >:3
i insert adma >:3

mehehehe xD

[adma4ss0]

You get A bottle of ASWMsauce >.>

I insert The devil cause he's mean to me DX

[zipiouch]

dude its red b4 blue xD

you get a toilet
i insert a vending machine

[adma4ss0]

Like it matters >.>

You get a quarter

I insert Nintendo

[zipiouch]

you get sony
i insert sony

[adma4ss0]

You get Nintendo (what do you expect -_-;;)

I insert Pie

LIKE IT MATTERS! =_=

[zipiouch]

you get two pies
i inserta crumb

[zipiouch]

-bump-

10chars :3

[spectershadow]

you get 2 crumbs XD

i insert a raggedy ann doll

[zipiouch]

you get a raggedy peter doll

i insert spectershadow :D

[erick-]

You get angry dance

I insert a piece of plastic!

[zipiouch]

you get a piece of poop :3

i insert erick :D

[snicker1612]

You get a girl erick. @.@
Insert killer bunnies. x.x

[zizzister]

you get instant death

I insert a glock pistol

[pinkpiplup13]

You get a machine gun.

I insert my hand.

[snicker1612]

You get ur hand cut off by a bunnie.
Insert plane tickets..?

[pinkpiplup13]

A plane crashes down on you.

Insert my broken heart?

[snicker1612]

You get a cracked heart..?
Insert peppermints?

[spectershadow]

you get a pack of orbits

i insert my cell phone

[pinkpiplup13]

You get ice cream.
Insert Disturbed into it?

[snicker1612]

EDIT: too late x.x
You get asia with disturbed.
insert rock.

[pinkpiplup13]

you get meteor.
insert water?

[zizzister]

you get beer

Insert candy

[snicker1612]

You get peppermints.
Insert cars?

[pinkpiplup13]

you get scrap metal
insert teva

[zizzister]

you get Cypion

Insert Powerthrist

[pinkpiplup13]

You get power vampire

insert blood

[zizzister]

you get AIDS

Insert knives

[snicker1612]

You get emos.
Insert drinks?

[Ienzo]

You get ice

Insert Calculator

[snicker1612]

You get nerds.
Insert soda?

[spectershadow]

you get a empty can

insert empty can

[snicker1612]

You get soda.
Insert movie?

[spectershadow]

get a theater

insert monopoly board game

[zizzister]

you get the guy from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Insert a GM

[snicker1612]

You get banned.
Insert a CL?

[zizzister]

you get a semi CL

Insert a CSR

[snicker1612]

You get reported.
Insert a server?

[zizzister]

you get infinite lag

Insert a new character

[spectershadow]

you get N00813

insert l337 action figure

[adma4ss0]

you get 105zR action figure >.>

I insert ASWMsauce

[goranka]

You get some random shizz.

Insert +9 bacon.

[snicker1612]

You get meat.
Insert chocolate?

[zizzister]

you get SHOCKLATE!

Insert strawberry

[snicker1612]

You get chocolate dipped strawberries..Q.Q

Insert apple pie?

[zizzister]

you get apple sauce

Insert Zizzister

[spectershadow]

get half assed gum XD

insert peppermint sugar sticks :D

[snicker1612]

You get pepper.

Insert comics?

[zizzister]

you get anime

Insert a game boy

[snicker1612]

You get game boy advance. (;

Insert trees?

[zipiouch]

u get a dog o.o

i insert snickie >:3

[zizzister]

you get ME!

Insert yourself

[zipiouch]

u get a crazed monkey

i insert zizzister xD

[snicker1612]

You get a girl zizzy.

Insert zippy! (:

[spectershadow]

get a zip tie XD

insert fuzzy handcuffs

[snicker1612]

You get fuzzy underwear. XD

Insert spec (:

[zizzister]

you get glasses XD

Insert foot

[snicker1612]

You get feet.
Insert nail polish?

[Ienzo]

You get high o.o

Insert hangnail

[snicker1612]

You get a hammer.
Insert coke?

[spectershadow]

get melted battery

[spectershadow]

insert love

[adma4ss0]

You get a girlfriend (finally)

I Insert pikachu *o*

[spectershadow]

you get a insanly large siggy with picachu trapped inside

insert a carrot

[adma4ss0]

You get a bunny

I insert Lucario
(since you can't come up with anything creative, Ima force you >.>)

[spectershadow]

you get intense hentai action with posable limbs and pop out tenticles

XDD

insert luigi on crack

[adma4ss0]

You get Mario with a gun

you get intense hentai action with posable limbs and pop out tenticles

XDD

insert luigi on crack

Uhm... please explain how it's related :X I'm so sure Lucario doesn't have tenticals <.<

anyways

I insert Pie

[spectershadow]

You get Mario with a gun



Uhm... please explain how it's related :X I'm so sure Lucario doesn't have tenticals <.<

anyways

I insert Pie

lmfao you defidently shouldnt look up f-chan
youll never look at lucario again the same way XD

you get a burnt pie

i insert poseable limbs

[adma4ss0]

You get something I probably wouldn't wanna look up >.>

I insert this fancy ban hammer

[spectershadow]

and you get banned :D

i insert a insanly large siggy of pikachu

[adma4ss0]

you get adma4ss0

I insert "rawr"

[spectershadow]

you get spectershadow XD

i insert fiesta

[adma4ss0]

You get a rainbow

I insert a moustache

[spectershadow]

you get mario

i insert a tear

[adma4ss0]

You get ideas from your eyes

I insert an "old man's phrase" like the one above

[spectershadow]

you get the creation of chess

i insert jack sparrow

[snicker1612]

You get that dude who plays jack sparrow.
Insert pirates.

[cahsandra_devenya]

you get hooks for hands

insert pickles

[adma4ss0]

You get... Cucumbers


I insert my cereal

[silph]

you get corn

insert rainbows butterflys and pink hearts

[adma4ss0]

You get a young lady

I insert a goldfish

[pinkpiplup13]

You get a magical vegetarian shark.

Insert Elmo and Eggo's.

[adma4ss0]

You get Legos

I insert my left fork

[pinkpiplup13]

You get your right fork.

Insert a basketball.

[adma4ss0]

you get a pumper

I insert a clown

[silph]

you get michal jordan insert leather

[pinkpiplup13]

Edit: Lol too late. Silph gets nothing cause she entered nothing D:

Insert a "My little pony" figure.

[zizzister]

you get Charlie and the Candy Mountain

Insert fat

[pinkpiplup13]

You get adma xD

Insert pie o.o

[adma4ss0]

You get fat >.> ( you jerk <.<)

I insert 2 pieces of cake, 452 muffins, 63 pebbles, bits of bacon, 7 pizzas, and a cat with a fake moustache wearing a bikini

[pinkpiplup13]

You get.... a pikachu!

Insert lv 60 Fearow. xD

[adma4ss0]

Youy get a level 3 happiny <.<

I insert my Lucario <.<

[pinkpiplup13]

You get a lv 20 pichu.

Insert Ash Catch'em! xD

[adma4ss0]

You get a weirdo >.>

I insert my level 20 pichu <.<

[silph]

you get mew

inserts me

[adma4ss0]

You get this keyboard

I insert me >.>

[silph]

gets a dead pikachu that i killed

inserts another dead pikachu

[adma4ss0]

You get killed byangry Pichus that rev the dead pikachu

I insert a mean person called "silph" who is cruel to pikachus <.<

[silph]

you get a knife in the heart

insert your broken heart

[adma4ss0]

You get dumped

I insert your death <.<

[silph]

i dont have a boyfreind so HA! wait thats not cool why am i bragging *cries*

Inserts tears on accident

[masarunagasaki]

You get nothing. e.e

Inserts ramen.

[silph]

yu get a bullet in the head

iserts above guys remains into vending machine

[crimson_blood]

You get free sc!
Insert a gm

[yyty255]

You get a frost nova and an inferno in the head.
I insert a cleric.

[zizzister]

You get Michael Jackson who was recently risen from the grave
Insert him back in

[crimson_blood]

you get brussel sprouts!
I insert my foot in

[yyty255]

You get...nothing...the vending machine ripped you off

I insert a penny

[zizzister]

you get the You Know What's Bull<censored>?(part 2) video
Insert monopoly money

[adma4ss0]

You get a monopoly house o.o

I insert my trash bag

[thdragon203]

You get Adma lolz jk

I insert Adma

[grummin]

You get Adma's trash bag

I insert a cleric named "Abrovid"

[adma4ss0]

You get a free trial of Fiesta :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikejodeb123]

You get nothing.

I insert lemonade. :D

[toadarkless101]

You get lemons squited in your eye. You say oww that @!#@#!$@# (censored) <.<
I insert a KFC chicken wing

[adma4ss0]

You get a KFC fry

I insert nothing o.o

[toadarkless101]

The vending machine kicks you and says your a bunch of(Censored) :eek:
You insert a complant

[crimson_blood]

You get banned by OS
You insert a puppy

[zipiouch]

you get a dead kitty >D

i insert crimson_blood >D

[adma4ss0]

you get killed by WoW for mentioning a person that stolen a guild name >.>

I insert bumps

[12markkram34]

*You get mumps*

*Inserts Old Spirit Dust*

[adma4ss0]

You get old


I insert an exclimation mark

[stefanni]

You get a question mark

Inserts a hamster

[pumkinhead14]

You get a mutated man-pig

Inserts a Ninja Sword

[aunty_em]

Gets killed by Ninja Stars

Inserts Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[zipiouch]

Gets Monty Holy gRail and the Python

Inserts ...your mom >D

[aunty_em]

Gets, your dad

Inserts, The Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch
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[yyty255]

You get a stuffed toy hill

Inserts fruit

[aunty_em]

You get a vegetable

Inserts yyty255
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[yyty255]

gets a weapon of mass destruction(aka a mage, and not my pwnable cleric self)

[aunty_em]

you get nothing if you don't insert anything

I insert Spaceballs: The Movie
Note: I Ban you all because i haven't gotten a reply. What did I get?
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[yyty255]

You get a slip of paper that reads, "I have just taken what you were going to get. Ha!"

I insert a [GM]Dakkon Fanatic

[aunty_em]

you get a yyty255 fanatic that wants everything you throw away

I insert President Obama
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[crimson_blood]

You get A cabbage patch kid

I insert apple pie

[yyty255]

You get crumbs

I insert Crimson's image quote in her siggy

[aunty_em]

you get my Bunny siggy

I insert all the world's nukes, neutron bombs, and biological bombs
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[crimson_blood]

^ you get a blown up vending machine

Inserts a bunny

[yyty255]

You get them taking over the world.

I insert a post

[aunty_em]

You get a thread

i insert the U.S. Congress

[stefanni]

You get a flag

I insert a bazooka.

[toadarkless101]

You get a bomb about to blow in 1 second xD
I insert a vending machine hacking disk

[zipiouch]

you get banned xD
i insert myself >D

[bomme]

you get sued for indecent exposure

I insert my mobile phone

[rennarose]

you get an outrageous phone bill

i insert 2 diamond rings

[char_family]

you get two piranhas

i insert my soul

[vonartrix]

you get $21.50

I insert a Helgait axe