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07-07-2009, 01:14 PM
12 Types of Men
1. MR. THUG LIFE
» Advantages
a. He's Real good at making love
b. He's Fun and exciting [basically a freak]
c. He Makes you laugh and is adorable
d. He Has your back, He will fight and protect you
e. He's got mad love for you and is ONLY digging you.
f. He got frikken style and flavaaa..
g. He Has a temper, but he's generally a charming sweet guy
h. He's always saying he want a real relationship.
» Disadvantages
a. Usually either drinks or/and smokes too much
b. Always got drama going on
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
e. often thinks to himself "all the girls want me"
f. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
g. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
h. Comes home at 3:00 am >and says he was out with his boys
2. MR. NAW, I DON'T HAVE A GIRL
» Advantages
a. He Will take you out in the beginning
b. He Will introduce you to all his friends
c. He Compliments you all the time
» Disadvantages
a. Has a chick/s who've been on his left side since gradeschool/middle/highsch....ool. While you're on the right side of him, flipping off.
b. He Will not get rid of his chicks, even if you're beefing with them. "JUST FRIENDS!!"
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with him.
3. MR. BIG BALLA'
» Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. He Has alot of style to him, Hot hair, Kicks that'll make you jealous.
c. He Will show you some of the nice things in life
» Disadvantages
a. Always comparing you to his past.
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
d. These are the men who truly believe that they're simple the most BEAUTIFUL creatures on PLANET EARTH !
4. MR. I'M IN THE INDUSTRY
» Advantages
a. He Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. He Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. It's HIS tendancy to dress nice
» Disadvantages
a. You're not sure if he's gay, straight or bi.
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in al the jumpin parties, then there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn't know any of them personally.
e. He tells you he's going to visit his favorite person in the world, and Hunny it aint you.
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
» Advantages
a. Super Book smart
b. He Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job.
d. the PERFECT fantasy guy. <3
» Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn't know what the hell he's doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
e. The most annoying type, They think they know it all from life to education to wisdom to food to women to people,to basically EVERYTHING!
f. Beware women for they are SMART and surely manipulative !
7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS ASIAN MAN
» Advantages
a. He's very into his culture & religion
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally & of course physicallky
d. Wants a wife and family
» Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a
b. Doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing fobby clothes.
In general he tries to dress like a typical gangster kid.
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mthrFckr
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
» Advantages
a. He Will introduce you to his parents & siblings
b. Has a job and will take you out, anywhere you please
c. He Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Mornings
» Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes out.
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious
-He didn't make it professionally, and probably never will.
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
» Advantages
a. He Will tell you the truth - that you're not the only one b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
» Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b.Generally he is a punk (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lying ***, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
» Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. He Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. He Will take care of you when you're sick
d. He Tells you that he is in love with you
» Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, A lazy son-of-a biiish who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won't give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a few months later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
» Advantages
a. He's your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman of all time
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
e. He dresses like a hot guy should. Sexxed hair & Always wears new kicks.
basically the "Dress to Impress" kind of guy. RAWRRR xP
» Disadvantages
a . You end up hooking up with him only to find that HE ONCE did like you.
But his head told him that you were already in love.
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can't stand his *** no more
12. MR. RIGHT
» Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn't have kids and babies mommas on the side - he's smarter than that. it's just You&Him
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he's fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat & Kicks
k. He loves his momma and respects women.
» Disadvantages
a. You've never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife
b. He's a devious kind of guy.. Never real with answers.
c. He fights fire with fire when it comes to your "guy friends".
d. He has UnknownHistory
You gals can label anyone you think who fits in a category if you want haha.
Just a fun lil thread. ;D
1. MR. THUG LIFE
» Advantages
a. He's Real good at making love
b. He's Fun and exciting [basically a freak]
c. He Makes you laugh and is adorable
d. He Has your back, He will fight and protect you
e. He's got mad love for you and is ONLY digging you.
f. He got frikken style and flavaaa..
g. He Has a temper, but he's generally a charming sweet guy
h. He's always saying he want a real relationship.
» Disadvantages
a. Usually either drinks or/and smokes too much
b. Always got drama going on
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
e. often thinks to himself "all the girls want me"
f. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
g. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
h. Comes home at 3:00 am >and says he was out with his boys
2. MR. NAW, I DON'T HAVE A GIRL
» Advantages
a. He Will take you out in the beginning
b. He Will introduce you to all his friends
c. He Compliments you all the time
» Disadvantages
a. Has a chick/s who've been on his left side since gradeschool/middle/highsch....ool. While you're on the right side of him, flipping off.
b. He Will not get rid of his chicks, even if you're beefing with them. "JUST FRIENDS!!"
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with him.
3. MR. BIG BALLA'
» Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. He Has alot of style to him, Hot hair, Kicks that'll make you jealous.
c. He Will show you some of the nice things in life
» Disadvantages
a. Always comparing you to his past.
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
d. These are the men who truly believe that they're simple the most BEAUTIFUL creatures on PLANET EARTH !
4. MR. I'M IN THE INDUSTRY
» Advantages
a. He Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. He Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. It's HIS tendancy to dress nice
» Disadvantages
a. You're not sure if he's gay, straight or bi.
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in al the jumpin parties, then there's drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn't know any of them personally.
e. He tells you he's going to visit his favorite person in the world, and Hunny it aint you.
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
» Advantages
a. Super Book smart
b. He Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job.
d. the PERFECT fantasy guy. <3
» Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn't know what the hell he's doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
e. The most annoying type, They think they know it all from life to education to wisdom to food to women to people,to basically EVERYTHING!
f. Beware women for they are SMART and surely manipulative !
7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS ASIAN MAN
» Advantages
a. He's very into his culture & religion
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally & of course physicallky
d. Wants a wife and family
» Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a
b. Doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing fobby clothes.
In general he tries to dress like a typical gangster kid.
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mthrFckr
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
» Advantages
a. He Will introduce you to his parents & siblings
b. Has a job and will take you out, anywhere you please
c. He Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday Mornings
» Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes out.
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious
-He didn't make it professionally, and probably never will.
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
9. MR. PLAYA
» Advantages
a. He Will tell you the truth - that you're not the only one b. Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)
» Disadvantages
a. He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there's women around
b.Generally he is a punk (won't stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lying ***, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
» Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. He Doesn't have too many bad habits
c. He Will take care of you when you're sick
d. He Tells you that he is in love with you
» Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he's a shiftless, A lazy son-of-a biiish who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won't give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a few months later
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
» Advantages
a. He's your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman of all time
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor
e. He dresses like a hot guy should. Sexxed hair & Always wears new kicks.
basically the "Dress to Impress" kind of guy. RAWRRR xP
» Disadvantages
a . You end up hooking up with him only to find that HE ONCE did like you.
But his head told him that you were already in love.
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can't stand his *** no more
12. MR. RIGHT
» Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn't have kids and babies mommas on the side - he's smarter than that. it's just You&Him
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he's fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat & Kicks
k. He loves his momma and respects women.
» Disadvantages
a. You've never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife
b. He's a devious kind of guy.. Never real with answers.
c. He fights fire with fire when it comes to your "guy friends".
d. He has UnknownHistory
You gals can label anyone you think who fits in a category if you want haha.
Just a fun lil thread. ;D