Waiter, There's A ______ In My Soup.

[aunty_em]

Here comes another forum game: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup
Here is how it works

Post 1
Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

Next Post
Player posts a way to get rid of the ______ or an explaination
Then
Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup.

And it just goes on from there
And also, try to refer to Fiesta with most things in the soup.
I will start us off

[aunty_em]

Waiter, there's a Gladiator in my soup.

[adma4ss0]

I will start us off

...

nothing to start off from?

>.>

Waiter, there's a meatball in my soup.

*cough*

nvm...

-late-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sorry, that's my uncle Barry"

Waiter, there's a meatball in my soup

[aunty_em]

No sir, you ordered the spaggetti.

Waiter, there's an adma4ss0 in my soup
Edit: Know what I just noticed, your siggy's picture changed

[marz101]

Waiter, there's an adma4ss0 in my soup

-distracts adma with lucario doll- ..-adma gets out and plays with doll-
there.. adma iz outta ur soup :D



is that gd? D:

[aunty_em]

Well what is in your soup?

[marz101]

didnt u say adma was in it?o.o

<~~ kinda confused >.>

[DF001]

o.o right I'll continue.

Waiter, there's a pig steak in my soup.

[marz101]

thats cuz its pig steak soup >.>
xD

[aunty_em]

You also have to say what is in your soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like:

Post 1:
Waiter there's a ____ in my soup

Post 2:
(Way to get rid of or explaination)
Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup

Post 3:
(Way to get rid of or explaination)
Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup

and so on an so forth

[marz101]

OHHHHHHHHHH :O sry >.>

Waiter, there's elvis in my soup


>.>

[aunty_em]

That is the Rock n' Roll soup

Waiter, there's a lv 105 Cleric in my soup, he hasn't changed classes yet

[erick-]

I'll just get a capped, extender-using fighter to scare the cleric away.

Waiter, there is an ancient roman emperor named Julius Caesar in my soup.

[zipiouch]

this ish confusing x.x

[pulseswithmusic]

Waiter, there's a conehead in my soup.

[pinkpiplup13]

Waiter, there's a lv 70 hammer in my soup. o.o

[killer_moe101]

oh so you saw that....

Waiter, theirs a noob saying pl0x, plz, pls.. for a buff

[pinkpiplup13]

That's nice..

Waiter, there's a n00b in my soup.

[marz101]

-kills noob- :3

Waiter, there's pacman&the ghosts in my soup.

[pinkpiplup13]

*puts them in a box*

Waiter, my broken heart's in my soup...

[erick-]

Just throw it out; you'll be fine

Waiter, there is a monkey in my soup

[mehe25]

Cause your mum put it there.

Waiter, theres a tree in my soup.

[forumforby]

OMG how did the cook mix up Soup with Miracle Grow?! Dangit! Im sorry sir...

WAITOR!? There is a KIRBY in my SOUP!!!!

[erick-]

That's because you ordered the kirby a la mode.

Waiter, there is a bear in my soup.

[killer_moe101]

i guess my assassin wanst very good...

Waitor, theirs a leecher in my soup

[pinkpiplup13]

It's the special. ~_^

Waiter, there's a bug with giant claws and a poisonous venom in my soup.

[erick-]

Not a problem. We'll just call the exterminator. If you survive by the time he gets here, your soup is free.

Waiter, there is a Roman emperor in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

don't worry his reign of power ended years ago

Waiter, there is a smart phino in my soup.

[killer_moe101]

oh ill kill it i need it for my quest

Waitor, theirs a Helga in my soup

[darkclaw331]

oops, thats my mother in law

Waiter, theres a hobo in my soup

and why are there no waitresses?

[killer_moe101]

*sigh* he got in again?!

Waiter, theirs a dead guy in my soup

[h.blitzkreig]

don't worry, he'll decay very quickly

Waiter, there is a Mac in my soup

[erick-]

That's because you ordered the "Mac and cheese"! Ha ha ha! Get it?

Waiter, there is a boulder in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

take a chainsaw and crush it to bits

Waiter, there's a Guard Captain Shutian in my soup

[aunty_em]

So, he's just guarding your soup...
*Guard Captain Shutian kills you for trying to eat the soup*
Oops...

Waiter, there's an server named Epith in my soup
Mwuhahahahahaha
I like Epith, and I'm come from it

[h.blitzkreig]

enjoy your Epithy soup

Waiter, there's a Elderine in my soup

[aunty_em]

Quick, run away before the lag of a hundred player shops kills you

Waiter, there's a weirdo with dark skin and pointed ears named Epith in my soup, and he's a server...

Epith Rocks

[h.blitzkreig]

tell Apoline, he/she will deal with Epith

Waiter, there's a Laker's 2009 Championship ring in my soup. (I love the Lakers)

[aunty_em]

Then Wear it

Waiter, there is a Castle Antharx in my soup
(Watch Monty Python an the Holy Grail to understand)
______________________
I banneth thou with thy Holy Bannething Hammer Of Babylon
My Arsenal:
Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon
Holy Bumping Stick of Bethlehem
Holy Ban-Zooka of Yorkshire
Holy Stickying Stick of Britain
Holy Doom Sword of Moscow

[haralto_kiki]

that's cuz you got the castle antharx soup >3 Now eat.

Waiter, there's an iWinterRage in my soup O.o

[bjzee1]

mmmkz idk who/what that is so i just gonna guild war it

Sexy hotness waitress, theres a.... *looks up and sees her* *drools* theres umm... drool in my soup

[Mai-Vani-Chan]

That's just you trying to sleep while eating, Sir.

Waiter, there's a nose in my soup.

[bjzee1]

wait... so ur my sexy hotness waitress mai? o.o

[erick-]

Don't you understand the point of this thread?!

Waiter, Harry Potter is in my soup.

[aunty_em]

bjzee, this a resturant where we have No Women working here, that is a Man...
Yes, it is a Hogwarts Soup, if you notice, it is also served in the Triwizard Cup

Waiter, the Zohan is in my soup, and he brought Chuck Norris

[xerinous]

Better not mess with them...

Waiter, there's a severed arm in my soup, and it's twitching.

[aunty_em]

That is French Arm soup, see the little flag.

Waiter, there is a mother giving birth, in my soup!
______________________
I banneth thou with thy Holy Bannething Hammer Of Babylon
My Arsenal:
Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon
Holy Bumping Stick of Bethlehem
Holy Ban-Zooka of Yorkshire
Holy Stickying Stick of Britain
Holy Doom Sword of Moscow
Holy Post Editing Pen of Kyoto

[Mai-Vani-Chan]

wait... so ur my sexy hotness waitress mai? o.o
lol. sure?? o.o;?

That is French Arm soup, see the little flag.

Waiter, there is a mother giving birth, in my soup!


Sir, that's only you wife. Your having a child ^~^. congrats. ;P.

----

Waiter, there's a Harkan in my soup x-x;

[aunty_em]

Well I'm trying to get rid of it, but I don't really know what you meant...
*Hits it with Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon* There you go.
PS. I'm Not Married...

Waiter, I see dead people, in my soup...
______________________
I banneth thou with thy Holy Bannething Hammer Of Babylon
My Arsenal:
Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon
Holy Bumping Stick of Bethlehem
Holy Ban-Zooka of Yorkshire
Holy Stickying Stick of Britain
Holy Doom Sword of Moscow
Holy Post Editing Pen of Kyoto

[steelwind18]

that is just ur 6th sense tigaling. :O u will get used to it

WAlter there is a Eye ball in my soup :O

[xerinous]

So that's where it went when it fell out...

Waiter, there's a ghost in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

It'll move right through you.

Waiter, there's a $100 dollar bill in my soup.

[erick-]

I'll take that, thank you...
Waiter, there is a shrub in my soup.

[aunty_em]

Oh, that was for the Knights who say "Ne", over there, they wanted a Shrubbery.

Waiter, there is, Pretty Pretty, Shiny Shiny, crystalline, poisonous substance in my soup.

[erick-]

That is a special radioisotope of the element mercury. Eating it or inhaling its vapors is not recommended.

Waiter, there is an extremely expensive ten-story mansion in my soup.

[Shirahakon]

10 Stories? Lucky, my house only knows The Cat In the Hat and The Little Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly.

Waiter, there is a giant purple dinosaur in my soup.

[aunty_em]

Everybody, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cut off his head and put in on the barbecue, I then flush the body down the toilet, ok, it's safe now.
Waiter, there is a Papacy in my soup.

[Shirahakon]

It must taste heavenly :D

Waiter, there is a Waiter in my soup.

[KLutZoo11]

oh my bad......BoB get outta that dude's soup!

Ohhhhh Walter- i mean Waiter, there's a one eyed purple people eater in my soup

[erick-]

That's just Zipiouch. He's harmless, I swear!

Waiter, there is a fully-loaded RV in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

wOOt ROAD TRIP TO VEGAS!!

Waiter, there's a school in my soup.

[Sliverkerr]

That's probably just alphabet soup, sir, I'm sure that-- Oh. Poor children.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!

[sun_mattman1995]

Sorry sir, put one bowl onto of the other, it seems it leaked all over your trousers o.O

Waiter there's a muffin in my soup :D

[THr3eS01di3Rs]

Sorry sir, we ran out of bread. o-O

Waiter, theres a shoe in my soup...

[xerinous]

Terribly sorry, it seems the chef took me literally when I told him the soup needed to run more...

Waiter, there's a monkey in my soup.

[Eternal_Doom]

Then get out of the soup. ._.

Waiter, there's a snoop in my soup. D:

[Sliverkerr]

Terribly sorry, it seems the chef took me literally when I told him the soup needed to run more :]

Waiter, there's a former president in my soup!

[aunty_em]

Yay, George W. Bush is back, eat lead.

Waiter, Barak Obama is in my soup, and I don't like him...

[erick-]

Wait until the next election and we'll see what we can do...

Waiter, there is a Community Leader in my soup!

[THr3eS01di3Rs]

Sorry sir, soup is the new pwnsauce and all the CLs want some of it.

Waiter theres onion in my soup!

[erick-]

That's the special. Lucky you -- you get to pay extra for that!

Waiter, there is an astronaut in my soup!

[aunty_em]

One Small Step For Man, One Giant Soupbowl For Mankind.

Waiter, there is a Game Battleship Apoliner in my soup
______________________
I banneth thou with thy Holy Bannething Hammer Of Babylon
My Arsenal:
Holy Ban Hammer of Babylon
Holy Bumping Stick of Bethlehem
Holy Ban-Zooka of Yorkshire
Holy Stickying Stick of Britain
Holy Doom Sword of Moscow
Holy Post Editing Pen of Kyoto
My Hypno Ray

[KLutZoo11]

battle ship....I2 see the ship u just sunk (lame pun intended) apoliner.....come again?

Waiter there's a pair of pink polka dot boxers in my soup!

[erick-]

Please refrain from disposing of your undergarments in the soup.

Waiter, Obi-wan Kenobi is in my soup.

[saske1820]

ill tell yoda you found him.

waiter mario is in my soup.

[Dragonfly77]

Oh I'm sorry, you ordered the Luigi special right?

Waiter, there's a cookie in my soup.

[erick-]

That's not really a cookie; it's a bomb. You ordered the Bounty Hunter's special.

Waiter, a Sith Lord is in my soup.

[THr3eS01di3Rs]

The dark side is strong in this soup.

Waiter theres a squirrel in my soup O.o

[saske1820]

you ordered nut soup.

waiter im in my soup my soup.

[erick-]

I'm glad you are enjoying your soup.

Waiter, three thumbs, four toes, and eleven fingers are in my soup.

[kiraraizcute]

Oh come on! Paul, I told you to fire that sieral killer already! He's cutting the staff's fingers and toes and putting them into the soup!
And i'd be a waitress x-x

Waiter, theres a GM in my soup. :O

[i_served]

kills the gm...
waiter, my alphabet soup says rot in hell

[saske1820]

oh sorry i thought you said demon alphabetical soup sorry.

waiter there is a car in my soup and its not running.

[kiraraizcute]

I'll call the car repair man and he'll fix it and it'll drive away. Then you can enjoy. =D

Waiter, theres a fish in my soup O.o

[erick-]

I thought something smelled fishy...

Waiter, there is a Viking broadsword in my soup!

[Shirahakon]

Ugh... Thor... I'm afraid this job just isn't working out for you...

Waiter, there is a Mime in my soup!

[TheCentrix]

Thats because you're in france.

waiter, theres a radio in my soup

[Shirahakon]

Ooh... could you wait for a second... this is my song :D

Waiter there is a Sandvich in my soup

[Sliverkerr]

Didn't you order the soup and the sandwich seperately? You don't get a free meal by messing it up yourself.

Waiter, there is a guy saying "My life for Auir" in my soup!

[erick-]

Sorry, that's me. I'll get out right away.

Waiter, there is a Greek philosopher in my soup.

[kestrel_spellweaver]

I was wondering where Socrates got off to {referring to the Greek philosopher}....

Waiter, there's a spider in my soup, and I think he's doing the backstroke...

[angelichealer]

-lights your soup on fire- Okay it's now just burn to crisp, you may continue drinking

Waiter, my friend is in my soup!

[Moxxie]

-Eats angelic's friend- ^,...,^v

Waiter!! There's a dog in my soup! D: O_O

[-CrimsonShadow-]

Spot! Get outta that person's soup!

Waiter! There's a spoon in my soup...

[erick-]

Yes, that is a spoon. Must I really teach you how to use it..?

Waiter, Dakkon is in my soup.

[shaunnataylor]

-puts Dakkon in pocket-

Waiter, theres a monkey man in mai soup

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-steals Dakkon's pwnage man thong-
Waiter there is a bomb in my soup!-blows up thread- xD

[fullmetaljunkie]

*peeks around the corner to see blackened, crispy thread*
Whew, I'm glad I didn't come sooner.

Waiter, there's a blackened, crispy thread in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-replaces thread with Silky's Shirt- he won't miss it xD
Waiter there is a bowl in my soup!

[saske1820]

my bad i thought you wanted a double decker soup ill get the correct soup out of the back.

waiter theres poisen toxtic waste in my soup.

[ichioutaiurufu]

Oh im sorry that was ment for my brother

waitor theres flames in my thread soup D:

[erick-]

That's because you ordered the spammers' special.

Waiter, there is a troll in my soup, and he refuses to stop flaming people!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-Novas troll- sorry sir ^^
Waiter there is anbu in my soup :( -dies-

[erick-]

Just ignore it. It will go away, eventually.

Waiter, there is a CSR in my soup.

[RikoRain]

He is only trying to hide from all the tickets, he will leave soon.

Waiter, theres a Roar Spammah in mah soup!

[deathsythe3]

wait he will run out of roars n leave

Waiter, theres a Helga in my soup

[erick-]

That's because you ordered the Helga Raid special. If you survive, you get to pay extra!

Waiter, the Tower of Iyzel is in my soup, and it's spawning "noobs" all over the place!

[saske1820]

sorry ill get the iron golom to go out there and scare them away.

waiter theres a kid in my soup farting over and over again and wont stop.

[ichioutaiurufu]

dont worry you ordered the smelly special

waitor there's a cup in my soup D:<!

[shaunnataylor]

(<3 tori) -sets cup on fire- Taken care of :D

Waiter! Mudkips are invading my soup!

[saske1820]

dialga we need you!!! sorry they like soup i guess.

waitor a electrical wires in my soup.

[ichioutaiurufu]

(<3 tori) -sets cup on fire- Taken care of :D

Waiter! Mudkips are invading my soup! LOL thanks xD

you ordered something that would shock you...

waitor why are you in my soup?

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-gives waiter a big tip to get out of the soup-
Waiter, there is a ....what appears to be a melted Snicker's... in my soup!! :(

(im scared to see what the response to this one will be lol)

[shaunnataylor]

ehh........ i think the chef got a little.... confused there.... sorry xD

Waitor, why is my fiancee in my soup? :O

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-jumps out of bowl- sorry dear, just wanted to take a dip ;)

Waiter, why is there a glow stick in my soup?

[saske1820]

oh opps thats the left over flashy soup from the 4th of july party.

waiter why is apple juice in my soup.

[shaunnataylor]

cause you ordered the apple soup? :O

Waiter ... why is there a mini T-Rex in my soup?

[erick-]

cause you ordered the apple soup? :O

Waiter ... why is there a mini T-Rex in my soup?

It's not "Waiter, why is ___ in my soup"; it's "Waiter, ___ is in my soup". Get it right, people!

Waiter, there is a Dutch Navy admiral in my soup.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-snipes admiral-

Waiter, why is there Jeff Hardy in my soup?

[shaunnataylor]

BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME!!!! *jumps in the soup and kills jeff hardy and runs away with his corpse*

waiter... Jeff Hardy's bloody corpse is in my soup.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-feeds bloody corpse to pet velociraptor -

waiter why is there a fire in my soup?

[julio661]

"oh sorry you ordered the fire house special"

waiter theres a dead person in my soup Dx

[erick-]

That's because you ordered the human stew surprise. You get half off if you're not already a cannibal. Bon appetite!

Waiter, there are three angry vikings and a Russian astronaut in my soup!

[shaunnataylor]

*takes vikings and Russian astronaut outta the soup and dances the dance of life with them*

Waiter, there is a man eating piece of bacon in my soup.

[Hofulu]

well, you ordered the man-eats-your-bacon soup, didnt you?


Waiter, there's a planet in my soup :O

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

silly rabbit pluto isnt a planet anymore xD

waiter there is a watch in my soup!

[julio661]

"will you did say you wanted to kill time...."

waiter theres rat poison in my soup Dx

[shaunnataylor]

-snatches watch and runs to the naked guy with the watch coat-

Sorry, that was for the rats in the kitchen

Waiter! There's a used Q-tip in my soup D:

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

gives q-tip to hobo-

waiter there is a phone in my soup

[julio661]

"sorry my gf was calling and i didnt wanna pick up"

waiter theres a condom in my soup Dx

[shaunnataylor]

" Oh... sorry, i was ........ wait... is it used? "

Waiter, my hubby's dog is in mai soup D:

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-takes dog outta bowl- sorry dear i thought that was the tub

wauter there is a razor in my soup!

[shaunnataylor]

-slits waiter's throat- muahahaha!! D:<

waiter, theres a man eating star fish in my soup .-.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-feeds Sim's dad to starfish- aww the poof thing ate so much he burst xD

Waiter, there is a happy meal in my soup!

[shaunnataylor]

so eat it.. it brings joy :)

waiter!!!! omg waiter!!! James' last victim is in my soup!! D:

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-feed's kayo's corpse to pet t-rex- sorry ^^"

waiter, a dyslexic Speak and Spell is in my soup!!

[shaunnataylor]

*reads that wrong* what?

Waiter!! There's pickled chicken feet in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-feeds them to fat bald guy from England- sorry, that was meant for that Travel channel guy xD

Waiter, there is a thong in my soup :O

[shaunnataylor]

Whoops .-. Musta left it behind from my lil swim ;)

Waiter! There's a stained pair of boxers in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-puts boxers back on- so that's where i left em....

Waiter there is yarn in my soup!

[shaunnataylor]

*jumps in soup and tackles the yarn*

waiter! there's a fried computer in my soup!

[saske1820]

well thats the computer for the register well good thing i printed the bill early.

waiter theres a phone in my soup.

[Eliasj]

Well maybe if you werent so damn clumsy, you woudlnt drop your cellphone in your stupid soup D;

Waiter, there is a Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta in my soup!

[zomboid.]

Well, that's cos' you're a phag! 8D

Waiter, Ajay's ahole is in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-takes it back to the kitchen- sorry that was meant for Inutori xD

waiter there is a whale in my soup

[aunty_em]

No there isn't, that's a Whale Shark, which is a kind of shark, and is the largest fish in the world...

Waiter, there's an insane guy is my soup, oh wait, that's me, but still!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-takes insane man to padded room- my bad, he likes to go swimming xD

Waiter, there is a taco in my soup!

[aunty_em]

I'm sorry, but you ordered a Mexican Soup, see the Mariachi Band, and the fact that we're all wearing sombreros, including yourself.

Waiter, there is a Mariachi Band in my soup!

[Hofulu]

"pedro, hose, rojo, get out of there! how many times do i have to tell you, you play on the stage, not in peoples food!"


waiter theres a waiter in my soup! XD

[Eliasj]

I'm soory sir, Ill be on my way.

Waiter, there is an atomic bomb in my sou- OH SHI

[erick-]

Sorry, but I'm on by brake! -runs to nearest bomb shelter-

Waiter, a Canadian is in my soup!

[Eliasj]

Dont worry, the hockey game is in 5 minutes. He will go running to it soon.

Waiter, a habanero pepper is in my soup!

[saske1820]

well thats the pepper special do you want a taco with that.

waitor a pickles in my soup.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-throws pickle out- sorry, thought you ordered the WTH soup xD

Waiter, there is a ghost in my soup!

[h.blitzkreig]

dont worry Ghostbusters are on their way

Waiter, there's a Leviathan's Nest in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

oh, so that's where we put it! Sorry, maybe now they can get to work on putting it in the game :P

Waiter there is a little,old,bald man in my soup

[h.blitzkreig]

Just carefully guide him to the Retirement Home

Waiter, there's clock in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

sorry, i told the chef putting duct tape on a wall clock wouldnt work as a watch!

waiter, there is a drunk spider man in my soup

[monkeypoohead17]

Sorry, He's just waiting for another fail spider man movie to come out

Waiter, theres 69 cents in my soup

[Eliasj]

Sorry, I meant to give that soup to the hooker over there.

Waiter there is an annoying guy by the name fo Fred that talks in an incredibly high pitch in my soup.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

-throws grenade- im sorry he was supposed to be finally diced before being added :)

waiter there is a mini van in my soup

[sk8r_dude]

pile in the kids and head to the beach!

Waitress, there is a naked dude with a choke in his mouth in my soup




THATS RIGHT, WAITRESS.

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

oh, i'm sorry, i got sleepy waiting for my wife and took a nap in the bowl...

Waiter there is a Wii in my soup!

[sk8r_dude]

lucky soup! You just saved about 200 dollars.

Waitress there is a little, confused girl in my soup.
She keeps on saying that her dad left her at the beach. in a mini-van

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

i thought i forgot something when i left....

Waiter there is a ear in my soup!

[sk8r_dude]

-Feeds to the hungry little girl- Taken care of.

Waitress, there's a honda civic in my soup

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

oh i'm sorry i thought you ordered the lame soup special

Waiter there is a kitty in my soup

[saske1820]

you orderd rat soup so the cat comes free. warning tho he might bite.

waitor a ps3 is in my soup and its wire is connected to the kitchen.

[erick-]

That's just the local village idiot. Your problem!

Waiter, Mister Obama is in my soup.

[Eliasj]

Well we put him there cause we can. Yes we CAN!

Waiter, Mike Tyson is in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

Run Away Quickly before he Spots You

Waiter, there's a broken mouse in my soup!

[monkeyman-ownsyou]

sorry i thought that pile of disgusting...i mean soup ingredients.....was the trash can

waiter there is a emo in my soup!

[red_rooster11]

thats not soup.... its an emo in a bowl and the broth is his blood

Waiter, there's a Nub in mah soup

[saske1820]

its just one of the people that followed you asking to help them level.

waitor theres a hamburger with fries in my soup.

[h.blitzkreig]

deliever it to the next-door McDonald's

Waiter, there's a mic in my soup!

[deidara_iwagakure]

u talkin about a microphone? well, i accidentally spilled it at the karaoke room.

WAITER THERES AN UGLY BUTTFACE IN MAH SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[h.blitzkreig]

gross but it's actually rabid dog

[saske1820]

what in soup???

[shaunnataylor]

ya'll just killed it.....

Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup. He's so cute and cuddly. :)

[h.blitzkreig]

Teach it to tap dance and sing

Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

[deidara_iwagakure]

thats ur soup.

waiter theres a nose in my soup

[saske1820]

the person next to you wanted to know what you got so he got a little too noesy.

waiter bigfoots in my soup and he mutated.

[killerdoomspark]

Waiter there's a nubcake in my soup and he keeps spamming Y.Y

[deidara_iwagakure]

hes spamming cos u didnt tell saske why theres a mutated bigfoot in his soup.

waiter theres a person PMSing in mah soup!!!!!

[h.blitzkreig]

i have some medication for that in my pocket

Waiter. there's a lightsaber in my soup!

[deidara_iwagakure]

u sure it isnt a lifesaver candy?

waiter, theres a sumo wrestler dressed in spartan clothes in my soup!!!!!!!!!! :O

[killerdoomspark]

That's...disturbing...i sugest distracting him with cake.

Waiter there's a disturbingly funny lol-cat in meh soup XDLOLROFLMAO!
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7959/hypercat.png

[deidara_iwagakure]

sorry thats my brother bob

waiter theres a stick of dynamite in my soup!

[killerdoomspark]

oh shi*Asplodes*

waiter theres ANOTHER disturbingly funny lol-cat in meh soup ._.
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/9013/hungryhungrylolcats.jpg

[deidara_iwagakure]

MOM I TOLD U TO TELL UR FIRENDS TO GO AWAY AND EAT ANIMALS IN ANOTHER PLACE

waiter, theres a dead person in my soup

[killerdoomspark]

you Did order the canabalistic special

Waiter there's a .:CENSORED:. object in my soup ._.

[ash_mohak]

*rushes off to the censor board*
*gets a new soup*

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup O_o o_O o_O O_o

[frost.fire]

*rushes off to the censor board*
*gets a new soup*

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup O_o o_O o_O O_o


-eats the waiter-
There he shouldn't be around anymore.

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup.

[killerdoomspark]

you did order the BRAINZ!!!111! he's just the zombie that wanted it too...

waiter theres a large whale in my soup .-.

[h.blitzkreig]

its mr. krabs daughter!!
Waiter, there's a pop star in my soup!

[roxca]

Tha't my dinner show. x3

Waiter, there's someones brain in mah soup! D:<

[saske1820]

opps thats the zombie from a few posts ago i hired him as a butcher ill fire him right now.

waitor the mutated bigfoots still in my soup and he ate my soup and my equiptment.

[deidara_iwagakure]

well i cant do anything about it srry

waiter, theres people drowning in my soup!!!

[shaunnataylor]

ehh, it's just bob... haha bob... that's what you get for eating all my ice cream.

Waiter! My fiancee's severed head is in my soup! *cries hysterically and mourns her loss*

[roxca]

I didn't do that! >.> *puts away axe*

Waiter there's a fork in my soup! O.o

[deidara_iwagakure]

just take it out and give it to the dog.

waiter, theres a keyboard in my soup

[roxca]

I'm just playing Fiesta x3

Waiter there's a refridgerator in my soup!

[ash_mohak]

*open refrigerator door & takes out a cold soup*

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *runs like mad* WAITERRRRRRRRRRR, THERE'S A HELGAAAAAA IN MY SOUP!!!

[h.blitzkreig]

the level 100s died already???
Waiter, there's a ugly cat in my soup!

[deidara_iwagakure]

thats just ur reflection in ur soup

waiter, theres someone committing suicide in my soup with my spoon.

[saske1820]

well i cant blame him the police demanded us to put him in our soup because they ran out cells i'll get you another soup right now.

waitor my math teachers ruler is in my soup.

[kyoslilmonster]

Do your homework and quit playing Fiesta for once and it won't happen again.

Waiter, there appears to be and angry and irate Kanye West in my soup. D:< I am displeased.

[saske1820]

he wanted to sing but we didnt let him so hes cooling off in our soup ill kick him out right now.security!

waitor theres a huge pineapple in my soup

[deidara_iwagakure]

pineapple party!!! XD (featuring iruka and shikamaru for their pineapple-like heads)

waiter, theres a finger in my soup

[h.blitzkreig]

It's from the decaying corpse over there
Waiter, there's a mango in my soup!

[khyra]

Its what you ordered. Chef's soup of the day was mango ala soupez xD
waiter theres a toe nail in my soup

[roxca]

Hey you! Yeah you! Stop cutting your toenails on top of mah soup! D:<

Waiter, my homework's in my soup! ._.

[samieshines]

Homework? o.o lykeomgsrsly? o.o

Waiter there's a laptop in my soup.

[khyra]

eating your homework isnt a good excuse to tell your teacher
waiter theres a condom in my soup o.o

[Dragonfly77]

I fail to see how you can associate a potato chunk to a condom...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-lolcat-salad.jpg

[oyaccount]

So? The lolcat tastes good together with salad !

Waiter, there's an Athemis in my soup.

[roxca]

*Pulls Athemis out* Don't eat it all. Share! >:P

Waiter, there's some Mystery food X in mah soup! D;

[saske1820]

oh thats a special ingrediant thanks for telling me i need it to make the utimate soup muahahaha

waitor theres a space monkey and a gorilla in my soup.

[frost.fire]

Because I put it in there. Don't state the obvious.

Waiter, there's a pineapple in my soup. D:<

[quietlyloud]

*takes pineapple out and hits customer with it*
Waiter there's someones streaky underwear in my soup

[veilweaver]

the nerve! you must hae stolen thes and put them in you soupe just to humilate me
Waiter there's an elephant in my soup and i cant get it out

[saske1820]

oh that belongs to the circus over there and the ring leadors right next to you with all of the other animals.

waitor popcorns in my soup and its popping.

[ki_2g]

you're in a movie theathre and u eating movie special soup

waitor there's the empire state building in my soup

[deathsythe3]

just get a missile

Waiter theres a Bob Dole in my soup

[meepkeep333]

*uses supieror intelagense to get him to leave*


waiter theres a meteor full of quantonium in my soup should i touch it?

[mayito88]

you cant just touch, you have to eat it before it explodes

waiter theres a pocket full of sunshine in my soup

[meepkeep333]

o you orderd the shunshine soup

waiter theres a merkat family in my soup.

[c00k1e_no1]

yeh, you see their old home across the road from here was demolished earlier today. they probably just wanted a bath ^__^

Waiter theres a slimy thing in my soup

[meepkeep333]

o its are special today :) slme soup

waiter theres a alien in my soup.

[c00k1e_no1]

Who are you calling an alien!?!?!?! 0_o
Where are you from?

Waiter theres a mushroom in my soup. i specificaly asked for no mushrooms. last time i had one, i had to run for my life :0

[anitawonder]

Nuuu thats just potato... mushroom shaped >>

Waiter theres a Fluffy Kitty in my soup~!

[deathsythe3]

Pulls out warm milk

WAITOR theres letters in my soup!?!?!

[saske1820]

junk mail or if its the alphabet letters its cambles chicken noodle alphabet soup(you werent too clear.)

waitor a nerf sword is in my soup.

[c00k1e_no1]

GOOD FOR YOU! i never got anything so special :(

Waiter, theres an anaconda in my soup...

[deathsythe3]

<.< you orderd the anaconda soup~takes away soup~

waitor theres evryone in the world in my soup

[Moxxie]

*Clucks like a chicken* Yay they're gone! :3

Waiter! There's water in my soup! Dx

[c00k1e_no1]

yeh you see, with the recession, we had to water down everything....

Waiter theres onion in my soup... im alergic to onion i swell up and....oh, oh no!
*swells up like a baloon and sterts flying away*

[mysty2]

just put on onion block
WAITOR THERES WORLD WAR 3 HAPPENING IN MY SOUP

[c00k1e_no1]

Don't worry, it'll pass eventually. i hope....

waiter, waiter there's a green thing in my soup! :0

[mysty2]

its the soup the water we used was toxic
WAITOR THERES A GUY READING CANADIAN HISTORY IN MY SOUP AND A PERSON TRYING TO STAY AWAKE

[c00k1e_no1]

Where ever did you hear such a thing? kids imaginations these days!

Waiter theres a bee in my soup oh no it look like its gonna drown!

[Moxxie]

Ughh.... nonsense...

Waiter! There's a cow im my soup!!!!

[c00k1e_no1]

You got the beef delux

Waiter theres a shoe in my soup

[feronia.wings]

Waiter, there's a Running of the Bulls in my soup!! Oh no- *gets trampled*

[bjzee1]

Waiter, there's a Running of the Bulls in my soup!! Oh no- *gets trampled*

Skip you b/c u didnt reply to 1 above you.
c00kie - so THATS where my shoe went!
Waiter, theres a ninja in my soup.

[c00k1e_no1]

thanks ^_^

don't worry they're using this as a hidden base.

Waiter theres a face in my soup....
0_o

[h.blitzkreig]

dont worry, its your reflection
Waiter, there's a crayon in my soup!

[c00k1e_no1]

It fell from the ceiling, i tried to make a sculpture made from crayons on the ceiling but it keeps on falling off, and no one ever looks up
*sigh*

Waiter theres a fly in my soup...

[Prince_Adryan]

It fell from the ceiling, i tried to make a sculpture made from crayons on the ceiling but it keeps on falling off, and no one ever looks up
*sigh*

Waiter theres a fly in my soup...

dont worry.. -takes a frog to eat the fly-

waiter, there is vegetables in my soup. im a carnivore!

[c00k1e_no1]

Sorry' the newbie waiter over there must have mixed up the orders.

waiter theres an elephant in my soup