Cretzism is win.

[nolifer]

all your waffles are belong to me sears.

ALL YOUR APPLES ARE BELONG To ME, SEARS!!

[Kuydo]

All your waffles are belong to me sears.
Keep dreaming Soul! Waffles belong to the Steamites, go eat your lame Dim Sum and stale cookehs.

...Which ones?
All of them, you think I'd let even one escape?!


That's such a great comeback, Frits.
..... O____o (*SARCASM*)
No really. Can I use it?
Here's a great comeback for you instead of the one Soulfrit is using!

Seras: I liek teh potatoes.
Callypso: AMG, SERAS I TTLY AGREE WIT CHU. LIEKKKK AMGGGGG POTATOES DEW RAWK~! YOU'RE, LIEK, SO SRSLY AWESOME!
Seras: Aw, why thank you! =D

See, isn't that just a great comeback?

ALL YOUR APPLES ARE BELONG To ME, SEARS!!

I can also see how this is going to end up.....

*Sends a message to Fiesta_Help*

Seras: HALP Pl0X, SOME DOOD HE LIEK STOLE MAH APPLES THIS IS SRSLY NOT COOL. I'M NEVER GONNA LIEK CHARGE TEH SC AGAIN BECAUSE I'M LIEK SO TRAUMATIZED.
Fiesta_Help: .......
Fiesta_Help: Have you checked your bank to see if they're still there? Because our records show they are...
Seras: BUT HE LIEK SAID ALL MY APPLES BELONGED TO HIM...AND...AND........BISCUITS
Fiesta_Help: .___.
Fiesta_Help: Never message us again.....ever.

[DF001]

Fiesta_Help just owned Pear.

[Callypso]

All of them, you think I'd let even one escape?!

... You're still not counting me as one of them, right? I mean, fer reals?


Here's a great comeback for you instead of the one Soulfrit is using!

Seras: I liek teh potatoes.
Callypso: AMG, SERAS I TTLY AGREE WIT CHU. LIEKKKK AMGGGGG POTATOES DEW RAWK~! YOU'RE, LIEK, SO SRSLY AWESOME!
Seras: Aw, why thank you! =D

See, isn't that just a great comeback?

No. >:
FINDABETTAHONE!!! D<

[Kuydo]

... You're still not counting me as one of them, right? I mean, fer reals?



No. >:
FINDABETTAHONE!!! D<

NEVAH! You know I'm having so much fun making up these fake convos, I'm gonna make another! =P

I think I'll call this one, just another day in #Outspark.

Fluff: I has a computer problem.... :[
Shahared: DID SOME ONE SAY COMPUTERS?!
Fluff: I might hav..
Shahared: WE MUST ACT QUICKLY. STEAMISM HAS INFECTED YOUR COMPUTER.
Fluff: But it's just an itune sync issue...
Shahared: THERE'S IS NO TIME!
*Shahared hits Fluff's computer with a random shoe*
Shahared: THE POWER OF CRETZ COMPELS YOU. BE FREE OF STEAMISM.
Fluff: D00D YOU JUST BROKE MY COMPUTERS SCREEN.

[FiredaggerX]

o.e the steamites affected fluffs comp that much

[Shahared]

NEVAH! You know I'm having so much fun making up these fake convos, I'm gonna make another! =P

I think I'll call this one, just another day in #Outspark.

Fluff: I has a computer problem.... :[
Shahared: DID SOME ONE SAY COMPUTERS?!
Fluff: I might hav..
Shahared: WE MUST ACT QUICKLY. STEAMISM HAS INFECTED YOUR COMPUTER.
Fluff: But it's just an itune sync issue...
Shahared: THERE'S IS NO TIME!
*Shahared hits Fluff's computer with a random shoe*
Shahared: THE POWER OF CRETZ COMPELS YOU. BE FREE OF STEAMISM.
Fluff: D00D YOU JUST BROKE MY COMPUTERS SCREEN.Wow...you must live an exciting make believe life Seras. I think being the sole surviving Steamite must be eating away at your sanity. Think of it this way Seras: You know those apples you love? Well your brain is like those apples. And Steamism is like a big worm eating that apple.

To better illustrate to you with what is left of your feeble mind I have some pictures:

This is your brain:
http://www.h4x3d.com/feat/themes/red-apple.jpg

And this is your brain on Steamism:
http://www.livingwithbugs.com/Images/codling_moth_damage.jpg

Any questions?

[kimikawaii]

HAAHAHA

You have no idea how hard it is not to burst out laughing in class D:

But wow, "Steamism". How interesting.

[Soulfrit]

Shahared > Sears

[Callypso]

Shahared > Sears

We already knew that, Frits. :3 But thanks for stating the obvious. ;D

[Kuydo]

o.e the steamites affected fluffs comp that much

His computer couldn't handle the awesome.


Wow...you must live an exciting make believe life Seras. I think being the sole surviving Steamite must be eating away at your sanity. Think of it this way Seras: You know those apples you love? Well your brain is like those apples. And Steamism is like a big worm eating that apple.

To better illustrate to you with what is left of your feeble mind I have some pictures:

This is your brain:
http://www.h4x3d.com/feat/themes/red-apple.jpg

And this is your brain on Steamism:
http://www.livingwithbugs.com/Images/codling_moth_damage.jpg

Any questions?

I'd believe that to be a better example of a Cretzism follower's brain after having to undergo all the mind control they place on their own followers. Steamites have already lost their minds, so there's nothing to rot but awesome, and we all know awesome doesn't rot.

HAAHAHA

You have no idea how hard it is not to burst out laughing in class D:

But wow, "Steamism". How interesting.

Come on laugh, dew eet, you know you want toooooooooo.


Shahared > Sears


We already knew that, Frits. :3 But thanks for stating the obvious. ;D


Psssh, no Cretzism follower can take mah down, EVAR
....Well...most of the time anyway!

Also.....

...*ahem*...

Happy Halloween, you Cretzism following failures.

[FiredaggerX]

>.> pfft...you'll never win seras
cretz will get you...you and your little axe too mwahahahahaha

happy 1st of November, sears ^^.....:p

[akersar]

Lalalalalalaa, *bumps in* Seras>Cretz xP

[Callypso]

I just feel like posting it here 'cause she's kinda the enemy here and her comment was "Lies, lies, and more lies!"

Thanks for getting me another green bar, Seras! ;D

O-O

IARE: "A splendid one to behold" now. :D

[akersar]

Hahahahahahahaha, Seras will never rep me, she keeps it to herself and her companions *soberz*

[Kuydo]

>.> pfft...you'll never win seras
cretz will get you...you and your little axe too mwahahahahaha

happy 1st of November, sears ^^.....:p

Psssh, none of you Cretzism followers will evar take me down.

Lalalalalalaa, *bumps in* Seras>Cretz xP
At last someone sees the truth, indeed Steamites > Cretzism!

I just feel like posting it here 'cause she's kinda the enemy here and her comment was "Lies, lies, and more lies!"
Thanks for getting me another green bar, Seras! ;D
O-O
IARE: "A splendid one to behold" now. :D

Hahahahahahahaha, Seras will never rep me, she keeps it to herself and her companions *soberz*

I'm glad to hear you enjoyed my comment Cally, rofl.
In response to what you said Aky, I only +rep a post I see as either extremely helpful or post I feel anyone would find hilarious. It's not just limited to those I know, it really depends on if I notice your posts around the forums. I take part in quite a bit of lurking now a days. So my advice to you is to continue being active around here and to keep up with helping who you can. Soon enough you'll earn your very own collection of shineh green box type things from the community members.

[Shahared]

Hahahahahahahaha, Seras will never rep me, she keeps it to herself and her companions *soberz*Seras...........has Companions?!!!!!!!!














I'm as shocked as you are

[nolifer]

Didn't she say once that she had a bf?
Buuut I think that by this time, she has already killed and eaten him...

[Kuydo]

Seras...........has Companions?!!!!!!!!
I'm as shocked as you are

What?! Silly Cretzism follower, there are fellow Steamite's out and about where you least expect them to be!

Didn't she say once that she had a bf?
Buuut I think that by this time, she has already killed and eaten him...
*whistles*

[Tralu]

Seras.... give it up, Cretz is way more loved than Steam, we will overpower you, and ultimately win.

[FiredaggerX]

but don't worry seras with you here we most likely never forget him(even though i never knew him as Steam)

XD but do you actually think you could win?

[Callypso]

...
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*glomps everyone on the thread* ;D NO THAT ISN'T EATING YOU! D:
*eats IanH* ;3
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[Kuydo]

Seras.... give it up, Cretz is way more loved than Steam, we will overpower you, and ultimately win.
Go "Chu Chu" else where Train Boy!

but don't worry seras with you here we most likely never forget him(even though i never knew him as Steam)

XD but do you actually think you could win?
No forgetting while I'm here, EVER. Also yes, I do think I can win this war! ALL I HAS TO DEW IS BELIEVE! 8D

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*glomps everyone on the thread* ;D NO THAT ISN'T EATING YOU! D:
*eats IanH* ;3
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D00d, you just owned Ian.

Also....*side-steps away from your glomp, watches you hit a wall.*

Say hi to the wall for me, ever since my break-up with the floor the wall has been supporting me from behind the scenes. ; - ;

[Callypso]

D00d, you just owned Ian.

Also....*side-steps away from your glomp, watches you hit a wall.*

Say hi to the wall for me, ever since my break-up with the floor the wall has been supporting me from behind the scenes. ; - ;

Lol.

But you're not by the wall. And there was Tra behind you. So I hit Tra instead of a ... wait. I hit a TRAIN! D:



HI FLOOR!!!! ;D
Seras says hi, too. She misses you. I think you should upgrade to Moving Floor so you can go visit her. o.0

HI WALL! Seras says thanks for being her "support." o.-

[nolifer]

But I thought Sears had a love triangle with the walls and floor since she's at her emo corner all the time...

[Kuydo]

Lol.

But you're not by the wall. And there was Tra behind you. So I hit Tra instead of a ... wait. I hit a TRAIN! D:



HI FLOOR!!!! ;D
Seras says hi, too. She misses you. I think you should upgrade to Moving Floor so you can go visit her. o.0

HI WALL! Seras says thanks for being her "support." o.-

What happens when Callypso runs right into a speeding train? Find out tonight at 11. But first don't forget to check this Fall's smash hit series CSI: ISYA. Can the murderer of Elderine be stopped in time? Will Shutian admit his love for the merchant Nina? Does Nus escape his dark past?
*Dramatic Music*
You don't want to miss this one because this episode's ending will blow you away!

Alsooooooooooo! Don't forget to check out our other programs including Survivor: Burning Rock, Gordon Whisper, and Two and a Half Honeyings.



But I thought Sears had a love triangle with the walls and floor since she's at her emo corner all the time...

But, there's a box located in the emo corner called the emo box! You can't forget the box d00d!








Also......*glances @ thread creation date*......
It would seem Cretzism has endured through a year since it's creation......
..........
SO LAME!

[Tralu]

Someone ran into me????

*sniffle.... sniffle*

OH! CSI!

Apprentice Tralin

[Kuydo]

Someone ran into me????

*sniffle.... sniffle*

OH! CSI!

Apprentice Tralin

Yea that's right Train boy, GO CRY. CRY LIKE THE LAME CRETZISM FOLLOWER YOU ARE.

And yes, CSI = <3
But CSI + Fiesta mutant hybrid = even more <3

[TheCretz]

Happy Birthday to Cretzism being Win. To all the loyal Cretzites... may Cretzism endure for years to come and in the hearts of its followers... forever!

You guys are all win... I honestly want to thank you for kieeping this thread alive. Even despite my little 3 month absence you were all loyal, or at least active enough, to keep it going on and I appreciate it. From the bottom of my heart... thanks guys, I really do love this community for all its craziness especially its nonstop fun.

-Cretz

[nolifer]

Woot, long live Cretzism! *throws confetti*



And yes, CSI = <3


OMG, you like CSI Miami???
That show is so phail!



But, there's a box located in the emo corner called the emo box! You can't forget the box d00d!


So then it's a love square rectangle thingy...

[Soulfrit]

It's turning into a Pentagonal Live triangle Over there!

[Kuydo]

Happy Birthday to Cretzism being Win. To all the loyal Cretzites... may Cretzism endure for years to come and in the hearts of its followers... forever!

You guys are all win... I honestly want to thank you for kieeping this thread alive. Even despite my little 3 month absence you were all loyal, or at least active enough, to keep it going on and I appreciate it. From the bottom of my heart... thanks guys, I really do love this community for all its craziness especially its nonstop fun.

-Cretz

The lowbie's appreciating his followers..it's a sign of weakness! The time to attack is NAO!
...Well Just Kidding...for now that is...heh...

Besides if this thread wasn't around I'd have no Cretzism followers to make fun of for everything......and that would be no fun. No fun @ all.




Woot, long live Cretzism! *throws confetti*

OMG, you like CSI Miami???
That show is so phail!

So then it's a love square rectangle thingy...

*Eats the confetti*
I love all the CSI series, even the cheesy Miami ones. 8D



It's turning into a Pentagonal Live triangle Over there!
I'm not even sure anymore! What about Tom, my faithful Bug mount, or Bob, the Flame Dragon?!

[CyroMega]

:0 This thread is funnehz. Good just Kaydo on keeping cretzism followers in their places! >D (just became a Steam follower for no reason O.o)

[Kuydo]

:0 This thread is funnehz. Good just Kaydo on keeping cretzism followers in their places! >D (just became a Steam follower for no reason O.o)

Wewt, another one for the Steamites. Take that you loser Cretzism followers! And yes, this thread is funneh, funneh because everything the Cretzities try to accomplish is laughable!

Also, it would seem all of our secret gray text within this thread has been revealed with the changing of the forum sections........
...dun...dun...DUN
Bwah, just had to!

[mikejodeb123]

@.@;; whoa this got moved to fiesta off-topic section xD

[Shadowic2]

@.@;; whoa this got moved to fiesta off-topic section xD

The old Off-Topic was taken down. Now we are moving around threads from it to the new Off-Topics so users don't lose the threads they enjoy and love.


Also, it would seem all of our secret gray text within this thread has been revealed with the changing of the forum sections........
...dun...dun...DUN

Yes, I have revealed your secrets!

[mikejodeb123]

The old Off-Topic was taken down. Now we are moving around threads from it to the new Off-Topics so users don't lose the threads they enjoy and love.


Oh okay, thanks xan <3

[dackparis]

wait what? I don't get it. . . .

[Kuydo]

@.@;; whoa this got moved to fiesta off-topic section xD

Indeed, though it may be easier to have this thread here. Might attract new posters for the Steamites to recruit! :3


Yes, I have revealed your secrets!

*GASP*

AMGNUWAII.


wait what? I don't get it. . . .

I'd suggest reading the first 3 pages of this thread, it should help you make more sense of the thread. Then again most of the things here will not make sense no matter how hard you look at it. It's caused by the fail of Cretzism clouding your mind. There's not much you can due to resist that besides join the Steamites.

[Callypso]

Indeed, though it may be easier to have this thread here.

I'd suggest reading the first 3 pages of this thread, it should help you make more sense of the thread. Then again most of the things here will not make sense no matter how hard you look at it. It's caused by the fail of Cretzism clouding your mind. There's not much you can due to resist that besides join the Steamites.

NOES. Then my font color will need to be changed for this thread or it'll be too light to be nice! Dx

And I laughed. A lot.

[mikejodeb123]

NOES. Then my font color will need to be changed for this thread or it'll be too light to be nice! Dx

And I laughed. A lot.


lol cally~
x3

[Kuydo]

NOES.


YES.

Then my font color will need to be changed for this thread or it'll be too light to be nice! Dx
I think the font/color looks fine, but that's just me.

And I laughed. A lot.
Yes, that's right laugh...for you know it's the truth.



lol cally~
x3
LOL @ YOUR FACE.


Sorry, had to say it
....I love those your face jokes....I love them...@.@

[NLWarrior]

um... where are we??? Im lost... it's 130 pages... can not read them all D:

Crezt?? Who is Crezt? Is he big or small? Tall or short? Can I poke him?

[Callypso]

um... where are we??? Im lost... it's 130 pages... can not read them all D:

Crezt?? Who is Crezt? Is he big or small? Tall or short? Can I poke him?

"Crezt" is no one. Cretz is a GM. :3

You can poke him... but I dunno how he'll react. O:

@jo: I think meebo doesn't want me adding you. Dx Or you're just never on when I'm on.. Iunno. 0.o;;

BTW Cy: It's not "Kaydo" it's "Kuydo" @_@;;;

[mikejodeb123]

"Crezt" is no one. Cretz is a GM. :3

You can poke him... but I dunno how he'll react. O:

@jo: I think meebo doesn't want me adding you. Dx Or you're just never on when I'm on.. Iunno. 0.o;;

BTW Cy: It's not "Kaydo" it's "Kuydo" @_@;;;


I just cant get on msn much, thats all ;D..

[Shahared]

Happy Birthday to Cretzism being Win. To all the loyal Cretzites... may Cretzism endure for years to come and in the hearts of its followers... forever!

You guys are all win... I honestly want to thank you for keeping this thread alive. Even despite my little 3 month absence you were all loyal, or at least active enough, to keep it going on and I appreciate it. From the bottom of my heart... thanks guys, I really do love this community for all its craziness especially its nonstop fun.

-CretzIt's nice to hear, and I can assure you we all appreciate your response :D Just keep up the good work and keep that fun alive and you expect us to be here to enjoy it. I for one would like to say thanks to all of you at the staff for giving us all a wonderful community.

[Kuydo]

um... where are we??? Im lost... it's 130 pages... can not read them all D:

Crezt?? Who is Crezt? Is he big or small? Tall or short? Can I poke him?
Cretz is a giant 50ft Magical Mutant Unicorn.

Believe it.

"Crezt" is no one. Cretz is a GM. :3

Oh, and that too.


You can poke him... but I dunno how he'll react. O:
It'll most likely alert the Cretzism followers to someone being near their leader. They would then promptly knock out the one poking and force the poker to join Cretzism or face imminent death by the hands of the so called "peaceful followers". Any way to look at it it's not going to end well.



It's nice to hear, and I can assure you we all appreciate your response :D Just keep up the good work and keep that fun alive and you expect us to be here to enjoy it. I for one would like to say thanks to all of you at the staff for giving us all a wonderful community.
Even I, a Steamite, would agree with what Sha Nub has said.

[Soulfrit]

Seras is too close to Cretz
Poke her and convert her!

[Kuydo]

Seras is too close to Cretz
Poke her and convert her!

A prime example of one who's mind is so clouded by Cretzism he cannot see the truth. Such a pity he cannot grasp that I can never be swayed over to the ranks of the Cretzites. Ah, well.

[tankofinsanity]

Happy Birthday to Cretzism being Win. To all the loyal Cretzites... may Cretzism endure for years to come and in the hearts of its followers... forever!

You guys are all win... I honestly want to thank you for kieeping this thread alive. Even despite my little 3 month absence you were all loyal, or at least active enough, to keep it going on and I appreciate it. From the bottom of my heart... thanks guys, I really do love this community for all its craziness especially its nonstop fun.

-Cretz

Dont let your guard down

*football tackles Cretz

[tankofinsanity]

this is lose....

I have to click on the fiesta forum to access this thread >__>

fiesta players will all die of a terrible curse for making me miserable DX

[FiredaggerX]

Cretz is a giant 50ft Magical Mutant Unicorn.


It'll most likely alert the Cretzism followers to someone being near their leader. They would then promptly knock out the one poking and force the poker to join Cretzism or face imminent death by the hands of the so called "peaceful followers". Any way to look at it it's not going to end well.




pssh....seras please. we..uh i wouldn't do anything like that.

you are still alive, are you not seras? :3

[Kuydo]

Dont let your guard down

*football tackles Cretz

this is lose....

I have to click on the fiesta forum to access this thread >__>

fiesta players will all die of a terrible curse for making me miserable DX

Welcome to the bright, sunshine, and awesome place that is the Fiesta section of the forums! Don't let the colors fool you though, this place also has evil and darkness lurking in its depths. Liek mah!


pssh....seras please. we..uh i wouldn't do anything like that.

you are still alive, are you not seras? :3

I'm still alive, SPYING ON THE ACTIONS OF THE CRETZISM FOLLOWERS, because you all know you have no hope of defeating me!


And now for something completely different.....


[01:28] <@IanH> <3 steam
[01:28] <@IanH> >.>
[01:29] <@Shahared> steam owns
[01:29] <@IanH> yes
[01:29] <@Shahared> I was asking because
01[01:29] <@Seras> lol
[01:29] <+Viney> Steam = Made Of Win

And no, I didn't even have to edit a thing this time!

[sirviney]

And now for something completely different.....


[01:28] <@IanH> <3 steam
[01:28] <@IanH> >.>
[01:29] <@Shahared> steam owns
[01:29] <@IanH> yes
[01:29] <@Shahared> I was asking because
01[01:29] <@Seras> lol
[01:29] <+Viney> Steam = Made Of Win
And no, I didn't even have to edit a thing this time!

Taken out of context.

[Kuydo]

Taken out of context.

This is an example of someone trying to deny the truth! It's alright though, you learn to accept that being a Steamite is awesome. You just can't handle it at the moment.

[nolifer]

Actually, Sears, it's you who refuses to see the pure awesomeness that Cretzism truly is...

[deliccate]

sears has no place else to "infiltrate" since there is no more steam threads out there. she can only preach about steamlore (steam + folklore) here because no where else anyone would be listening. steamlore is the past. sears clingth!

btw, Happy Turkey Murder Day! And I know I'm a month late, but I will miss Lord GM Dakkon! T_T

[sirviney]

This is an example of someone trying to deny the truth! It's alright though, you learn to accept that being a Steamite is awesome. You just can't handle it at the moment.

Why don't you quote the rest of that period?

[Kuydo]

Actually, Sears, it's you who refuses to see the pure awesomeness that Cretzism truly is...
Cretzism is all that is fail. Why would a Steamite such as mahself ever want to follow something that radiates such lame?


Why don't you quote the rest of that period?
I could, but what fun would that be!


sears has no place else to "infiltrate" since there is no more steam threads out there. she can only preach about steamlore (steam + folklore) here because no where else anyone would be listening. steamlore is the past. sears clingth!

btw, Happy Turkey Murder Day! And I know I'm a month late, but I will miss Lord GM Dakkon! T_T
As per usual the Cretzism followers cannot begin to comprehend how awesome the Steamites are and thus refuse to believe in their existence. It's okay though, I'll remind you whenever the need comes about! 8D
That being said I shall also miss the Duck Lord as well, but from what I've heard he's doing well.

And yes....a Happy Thanksgiving to you nubs as well. It's growing ever so closer to my favorite time of year! You all thought I was crazy the other months of the year, well Psssh.

[sirviney]

And yes....a Happy Thanksgiving to you nubs as well. It's growing ever so closer to my favorite time of year! You all thought I was crazy the other months of the year, well Psssh.

To be frank I still think you're crazy.

[Kuydo]

To be frank I still think you're crazy.

Where's the fun in being sane?!

[FiredaggerX]

Where's the fun in being sane?!

I agree sane is absolutely boring

but..sane or not you will eventually join us

[nolifer]

THY RESiSTANCE BEETH FUTILE!

[Kuydo]

I agree sane is absolutely boring

but..sane or not you will eventually join us

Lrn2read!

I will never join Cretzism. No matter how many times you all choose repeat such proclamations it shall bring forth no change. Steamite 4 life! Must I go into the thread and count how many times I've had to repeat that?!


THY RESiSTANCE BEETH FUTILE!

Then we shall have war! An endless war between Cretzism followers and Steamites!

Which reminds me....Hellsing OVA 5 is out! Even the Raws are SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME. 83

[Callypso]

steamite 4 life! Must i go into the thread and count how many times i've had to repeat that?!

Yes! :D

[FiredaggerX]

I will never join Cretzism. No matter how many times you all choose repeat such proclamations it shall bring forth no change. Steamite 4 life! Must I go into the thread and count how many times I've had to repeat that?!


DO EET!! DO EET NAO!!!!!
i never said you had to stop being a steamite XP
just got to branch out a little :D

[Kuydo]

Yes! :D


DO EET!! DO EET NAO!!!!!
i never said you had to stop being a steamite XP
just got to branch out a little :D

Psssh, how can a Steamite, enemy of the Cretzism followers, "branch out" to Cretzism? That doesn't make sense! Here, I'll make a picture to explain the main differences.

SRSLY NOT MADE IN PAINT BTW. 8D

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k365/Kuydo2/grkgnrknrg.png

As you can see Steamites are just more epically awesome in every way. Also I finished counting how many times I had to repeat the fact I'm not a Cretzism follower within this thread. It was over 9000.

[Callypso]

*points at post number*

YOU EPICLY FAIL AT COUNTING, SEARS! O:

[alicina]

Err...I vote for both Cretzism and Steamites! :D

[Kuydo]

*points at post number*

YOU EPICLY FAIL AT COUNTING, SEARS! O:
How do you know I wasn't counting the times I stated that in IRC or In-Game? HRRM?

Err...I vote for both Cretzism and Steamites! :D
Nu! You must CHOOSE! THE FATE OF THE WORLD LI3K SRSLY DEPENDS ON EET.

[Callypso]

How do you know I wasn't counting the times I stated that in IRC or In-Game? HRRM?

'Cause they DON'T COUNT! D<


Must I go into the thread and count how many times I've had to repeat that?!

INTOTHETHREAD! D< That's not into IRC and in-game. :3

Silly.
Lrn2read!

[FiredaggerX]

'Cause they DON'T COUNT! D<



INTOTHETHREAD! D< That's not into IRC and in-game. :3

Silly.

*takes out pen and paper*

To: Seras

OWNED!!!!!!


From: FiredaggerX

[Kuydo]

'Cause they DON'T COUNT! D<



INTOTHETHREAD! D< That's not into IRC and in-game. :3

Silly.

PSSSH. Well I count them anyway, BECAUSE I CAN! 83

*takes out pen and paper*

To: Seras

OWNED!!!!!!


From: FiredaggerX

You didn't use proper formal letter writing format. Shame! :c

It goes li3k dis.



Dear, FiredaggerX


I am writing to you to express my discontent about HOW VERY LAME you and your fellow Cretzism followers seem to be. This is completely unacceptable.

The fact that you have let this continue tells me that you are either totally unaware of the situation or are under the total mind control of Cretzism. I assume that you did not know that this was happening. Now that you are aware of the problem, I ask that you show respect and consideration to the Steamites by rectifying the situation.

As your fellow poster (I know I'm just that supah awesome), I will expect you to address this issue immediately and quickly by throwing yourself off the side of a cliff.


Sincerely, Seras



P.S. - I like apple sauce.

[FiredaggerX]

You didn't use proper letter writing format. Shame! :c

It goes li3k dis.



Dear, FiredaggerX


I am writing to you to express my discontent about HOW VERY LAME you and your fellow Cretzism followers seem to be. This is completely unacceptable.

The fact that you have let this continue tells me that you are either totally unaware of the situation or are under the total mind control of Cretzism. I assume that you did not know that this was happening. Now that you are aware of the problem, I ask that you show respect and consideration to the Steamites by rectifying the situation.

As your fellow poster (I know I'm just that supah awesome), I will expect you to address this issue immediately and quickly by throwing yourself off the side of a cliff.


Sincerely, Seras



P.S. - I like apple sauce.

Dear: Seras,

i am pleased to inform you that i am writing in a correct format, it is just different than yours. I am also pleased to inform you that none of us are brainwashed and we choose to be Crezites or whatever it is called. The alleged "Lameness" that you so called the Cretzism followers is no more than a blatant lie. Although we appreciate your concern, it is unneeded. I say Seras is "Lame" and that her judgment is flawed by the simple fact that ,of course, her " Lameness".

Sincerely,

FiredaggerX

P.S. I to like apple sauce.

[alicina]

Nu! You must CHOOSE! THE FATE OF THE WORLD LI3K SRSLY DEPENDS ON EET.

eh....does it really matter?

[DragonWarriorSpark01]

I prefer Cretz...^^

[cahsandra_devenya]

After reading all 133 pages I'd like to throw my hat in the ring as a follower of cretz also =D

[Callypso]

o___________________________o
Wow, you're bored. X:

And lol. Cretz left, so he needs an ever STRONGER group of followers! :D

[cahsandra_devenya]

I am in the las vegas airport, I gave up my seat for the first flight and I have to wait another 30 mins for the next one... then I go to oakland and wait 4 hours for a flight to seattle... yes I am bored! I'm not 21 so I can't gamble T^T

The 133 pages were a good read while waiting!

[Kuydo]

Dear: Seras,

i am pleased to inform you that i am writing in a correct format, it is just different than yours. I am also pleased to inform you that none of us are brainwashed and we choose to be Crezites or whatever it is called. The alleged "Lameness" that you so called the Cretzism followers is no more than a blatant lie. Although we appreciate your concern, it is unneeded. I say Seras is "Lame" and that her judgment is flawed by the simple fact that ,of course, her " Lameness".

Sincerely,

FiredaggerX

P.S. I to like apple sauce.
While I'm glad to hear you enjoy eating apple sauce as well, I do believe the Cretzism follower's lameness does overshadow accusations of lame that you cast at me. We, the steamites, are anything but lame, you should know this by now!

eh....does it really matter?

AMG. YES, EET DOES. EFE545F''T677H'TYF;'DFRHJHYFGFRR! WE WILL ALL DIE IF U DO NOT CHOOSE! SRSLY LI3K....AMG.....DOOD...

*Ahem*
To be truthful, that's up to debate really... =p

I prefer Cretz...^^

Another victim of Cretzism mind control. :c


After reading all 133 pages I'd like to throw my hat in the ring as a follower of cretz also =D

Amg, you had to see how awesome we Steamites were in those 133 pages RIGHT? D:

And yet...you've ended up on their side too....

That must mean......they must of set up some sort subliminal messaging system in the past pages! MO4R MIND CONTROL. THAT MUST BE IT.

o___________________________o
Wow, you're bored. X:

And lol. Cretz left, so he needs an ever STRONGER group of followers! :D

He does need more followers, for I want to be able to laugh at them as well!

I do believe this thread should be kept alive as long as we're all willing to keep it that way. In that way no one around here can ignore the awesome-ness that was Outspark's past, and the fights between the Steamite and Cretzism factions that will go on into the future! Also, this is one of the oldest threads around the forums and it stays that way because in my mind it's an epic example of how crazy it can be when the Staff of a gaming company truly interacts with their community. Not just silently observing and posting only when a issue arises. One thing is for sure, I don't think I'll ever see another gaming company's staff act quite like how Outspark has done in this past year.

So I'd like to give a thank you to both the leader of Cretzism and the leader of the Steamites. Though both of you are gone onto more epic things, the fun you both brought to the community in such a short amount of time has earned my honest respect. For whatever it's worth.

....And if anyone one thinks I'm sounding cheesy in this post, be prepared to take a 120 lb, loaded, 30 mm, single-shot breech loader cannon to your face. 8D

[cahsandra_devenya]

Amg, you had to see how awesome we Steamites were in those 133 pages RIGHT? D:

And yet...you've ended up on their side too....

That must mean......they must of set up some sort subliminal messaging system in the past pages! MO4R MIND CONTROL. THAT MUST BE IT.

Well.... I am mostly still a man-thong lover but I can see the greatness w/i cretz =)

I never got to meet or even see the effects first hand of steam, he was gone before I ever even heard of fiesta.

BUT (!) the way that you over push the 'needing us to love him' point is a little off-putting to me, maybe if I heard more of what the cult of Steam is all about I'd be more likely to get behind him. =J

[alicina]

AMG. YES, EET DOES. EFE545F''T677H'TYF;'DFRHJHYFGFRR! WE WILL ALL DIE IF U DO NOT CHOOSE! SRSLY LI3K....AMG.....DOOD...

*Ahem*
To be truthful, that's up to debate really... =p 8D

Lol! Hm...I'll think about it...:rolleyes:

[nolifer]

Face it sears, it's YOU who is being mind-controlled by the Steamites.
*prepares plans to kidnap Sears and to liberate her in teh name of Cretz*

[Kuydo]

Well.... I am mostly still a man-thong lover but I can see the greatness w/i cretz =)

I never got to meet or even see the effects first hand of steam, he was gone before I ever even heard of fiesta.

BUT (!) the way that you over push the 'needing us to love him' point is a little off-putting to me, maybe if I heard more of what the cult of Steam is all about I'd be more likely to get behind him. =J

Off putting? NEVAH! Should you give the Steamite side a chance though you will see how very awesome we can be! 83


Lol! Hm...I'll think about it...:rolleyes:
GEWD THEN! I expect to see you becoming a member of the Steamites shortly!

Face it sears, it's YOU who is being mind-controlled by the Steamites.
*prepares plans to kidnap Sears and to liberate her in teh name of Cretz*

You're going to kidnap me eh? Well bring it! You will see that I am not under any mind control, and then when you least expect it, when you finally think I'm no longer a Steamite, I'll shove you right off a conveniently placed cliff/building.

[darkwolf18]

wooot #1337!!! long live cretz! lol shame he is leaving pears is nub cakes <33

[Kuydo]

pears is nub cakes <33
Your face is a nub cake.

O.o what is going on...?
World's being taken over by the federation of united cupcakes. They are bent on taking all of our cupcakes then dispersing them to the people under a new authoritarianism system of government. Ya rly.

[darkwolf18]

hey no deleting XD now i iz the 1337 poster ^.^ lol

[sirviney]

O.o what is going on....?

[darkwolf18]

srry for the post again but this is direare inportant cretz is leaving outspark =/
http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131303&highlight=cretz
goodbye great one

[Kuydo]

srry for the post again but this is direare inportant cretz is leaving outspark =/
http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131303&highlight=cretz
goodbye great one
Yes Fluff, we're aware he's leaving onto better things. But, that doesn't mean we can't keep this old thread alive. I would ramble on as to the reasons why but I do believe I did enough of that in my other post within this thread.

[darkwolf18]

Yes Fluff, we're aware he's leaving onto better things. But, that doesn't mean we can't keep this old thread alive. I would ramble on as to the reasons why but I do believe I did enough of that in my other post within this thread.
yeah yer right keep this old thread alive... but kill all the old members even seras! bwhahaha:D

[Kuydo]

yeah yer right keep this old thread alive... but kill all the old members even seras! bwhahaha:D
Psssh, kill me and all the other old members!? You cannot hope to defeat me, much less all the oldbies put together.

Gah, on another note it's freezing here. Put off any epic duels till the weather warms up do0d!

[alicina]

GEWD THEN! I expect to see you becoming a member of the Steamites shortly!


Hey, who said I was becoming a Steamie?

[Alodia]

Eirlyn hasn`t been here in forever!!
D:

Still blindly following and worshipping the Lowbie?
O;

[Kuydo]

Hey, who said I was becoming a Steamie?
*Whistles*


Eirlyn hasn`t been here in forever!!
D:

Still blindly following and worshipping the Lowbie?
O;
Oi oi Eir! Sadly they're still firm following the Lowbie (now more then ever it seems), despite my attempts to show them the truth. However I still firmly believe they will see Lame-ism for what it really is in due time.

[alicina]

*Whistles*
Jk, lol! No, I still can't make up mmy mind. So I'm voting out. I'm not voting for anybody ^.^ :D

[Kuydo]

Jk, lol! No, I still can't make up mmy mind. So I'm voting out. I'm not voting for anybody ^.^ :D

Well that's an option too. It's always nice to have a neutral witness to record going abouts in this war. Especially the awesome-ness of the Steamite's and how they go about laughing @ the Cretzism followers.

[Soulfrit]

Cretz > Seras
simple and effective!

[nolifer]

*Throws apples at Sears*
Cretz >>> j00, face it already!
*throws sears down a cliff*

[Kuydo]

Cretz > Seras
simple and effective!


*Throws apples at Sears*
Cretz >>> j00, face it already!
*throws sears down a cliff*

*Catches the apples and adds them to the ever growing collection sitting within the bank. (This bank is also conveniently located at the bottom of the cliff you all attempt to throw me off!)*

Wewt, free apples. Just more supplies for the Steamites, thank you for helping me to further your demise Cretzism followers!

[deliccate]

I'm still waiting on the Searsism group to come out. the evil organization of Sears (who left Steam to secretly follow Cretzism) and walk around with a missing eye and types in all misspelled words!

[Kuydo]

I'm still waiting on the Searsism group to come out. the evil organization of Sears (who left Steam to secretly follow Cretzism) and walk around with a missing eye and types in all misspelled words!

Pffft! Once a Steamite, always a Steamite Sammich! And...HAY, don't make fun of the eye patch! It covers a scar from one of the many battles we Steamites fought against the followers of Cretzism. (Srs bsn, srsly.)

[nolifer]

:Sears is, in fact, too afraid to admit that her eye is completely uninjured, and is wearing the eyepatch just to look like a respectable warrior...:

[Kuydo]

:Sears is, in fact, too afraid to admit that her eye is completely uninjured, and is wearing the eyepatch just to look like a respectable warrior...:

Y u so jealous? :c Make storeh up, try make mei look badz. u r meanie head cretzism follower and I dun liek u.

[darkwolf18]

fluffy-chan seras i luff u
Seras Go die
fluffy-chan (ill never get pears)
the horrible but sad fact =/

[nolifer]

Y u so jealous? :c Make storeh up, try make mei look badz. u r meanie head cretzism follower and I dun liek u.

Well, you're just a meanie and you like axes! SO I DUN LIEK YOU EITHER ANYMORE!

[FiredaggerX]

*hits head* darnit forgot about this thread.....been too busy e.e

well ill get back to business then.......Cretz is awesome and seras nd th steamites are too lame to except that :p

[Kuydo]

fluffy-chan seras i luff u
Seras Go die
fluffy-chan (ill never get pears)
the horrible but sad fact =/
I'm glad you see it that way, it'll make it easier to destroy you then. 83

Well, you're just a meanie and you like axes! SO I DUN LIEK YOU EITHER ANYMORE!
YA W3LL, U R TEH STOOPID MEANIE HEAD. THAT'S RIGHT I CALL U MEANIE HEAD.

*hits head* darnit forgot about this thread.....been too busy e.e

well ill get back to business then.......Cretz is awesome and seras nd th steamites are too lame to except that :p
It happens, so no worries! =p
I got sidetracked myself.

But you do know that no matter how many times you repeat it the Steamites will always be more awesome th.....you know what lets try something new.

*Sets fluffy-chan on fire and throws him into the Cretzism HQ*

Seeing as the HQ of Cretzism is full of FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES, it's burning should be a sight to see.

[nolifer]

Well, you're an even bigger meanie head!

[Callypso]

Setting things on fire is a safety hazard. You should be more careful. >:

[Kuydo]

Well, you're an even bigger meanie head!

WELL YOU'RE AN EVEN STOOPIDER MEANIE HEADED LOSER-ISM FOLLOWER.


Setting things on fire is a safety hazard. You should be more careful. >:

But..but setting things on fire is fun! ...and the voices..they are happy for the destruction too!

[FiredaggerX]

weird you set a follower of Searism on fire to further your own goals

see folks this is what happens when you are a steami.....wait nevermind we also set are own on fire alot more than than Seras

*sets noli on fire and throws him at Seras*

8D pretty lights

[elifina]

*bump* *yawn

[Kuydo]

weird you set a follower of Searism on fire to further your own goals

see folks this is what happens when you are a steami.....wait nevermind we also set are own on fire alot more than than Seras

*sets noli on fire and throws him at Seras*

8D pretty lights
I'm a Steamite, not a SEARISM follower!

As for Fluffy he is immortal, he'll always come back from whatever death I attempt to inflect on him. When he does I'll set him on fire and throw him @ y'all again! AND AGAIN!

*bump* *yawn

*Rolls a sleepy Eli out an open window*
*Watches as she crashes into a random passerby*

That's gonna leave a mark....8D

[Crystal16]

I can't believe this thread is still going.. It's over a year old....

OMG!

Waffles + [GM]Steam = Awesomesauce

Steamites! Avenge thy great master!

~Waits for people to kill her~

[nolifer]

*kills Crystal, sets sears on fire and dumps a bucket of water on Case and freezes him*

[Crystal16]

~Dodges death blow~

~Pulls out pokeball and throws~

~Poof~

Go Ninetails!

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp266/Sei-chan-_-/Pokemon/Ninetails-1.jpg

OH snap... That's my experimental ninetails... Ninetails return!

~Poof~

Go ninetails!

~Poof~

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/Kittenluck/ninetails.gif

Ok... I got the right one.

[Kuydo]

I can't believe this thread is still going.. It's over a year old....

OMG!

Waffles + [GM]Steam = Awesomesauce

Steamites! Avenge thy great master!

~Waits for people to kill her~

Fweee, fellow Steamite! Welcome back. 8D


*kills Crystal, sets sears on fire and dumps a bucket of water on Case and freezes him*
*Respawns in Eld*

~Dodges death blow~

~Pulls out pokeball and throws~

~Poof~

Go Ninetails!

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp266/Sei-chan-_-/Pokemon/Ninetails-1.jpg

OH snap... That's my experimental ninetails... Ninetails return!

~Poof~

Go ninetails!

~Poof~

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/Kittenluck/ninetails.gif

Ok... I got the right one.

Hrrmm....

I choose you, random (Steamite) toaster pic I found in the magical land known as the internet!

http://homeappliances.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/delonghi-toaster-oven.jpg

USE HYPER BEAM!1one!11!!

[anitawonder]

Fweee, fellow Steamite! Welcome back. 8D


*Respawns in Eld*


Hrrmm....

I choose you, random (Steamite) toaster pic I found in the magical land known as the internet!

http://homeappliances.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/delonghi-toaster-oven.jpg

USE HYPER BEAM!1one!11!!

lololol xD

[nolifer]

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp266/Sei-chan-_-/Pokemon/Ninetails-1.jpg


O.o that's kinda hawt.
But I prefer black hair!

[omoidake]

Awww, That looks like a blast. ><

[Kuydo]

lololol xD

I see someone realizes the Steamite Toaster's greatness!


Awww, That looks like a blast. ><

Indeed it was. xD

[deliccate]

*bump* *yawn

this elifina person seems vaguely familiar. hmmmm... nah, perhaps a passing thought.

[Kuydo]

this elifina person seems vaguely familiar. hmmmm... nah, perhaps a passing thought.

Deli seems to be losing her memories, see y'all this is yet another reason why Cretzism should be avoided at all cost.

[devin_nicolai]

Lightning Nova is win.

[Soulfrit]

Poor Seras
We lulled you into thinking we were down and out
We simply stole your potatoez!

[Kuydo]

Lightning Nova is win.

It is indeed quite shin3h.


Poor Seras
We lulled you into thinking we were down and out
We simply stole your potatoez!

Dang Soul, what did the potatoes ever do to you!

[FiredaggerX]

Dang Soul, what did the potatoes ever do to you!

long story about that seras.....it involves a stepladder, a unicorn, and a nameless guard in Elderine. long story short be expecting a parking ticket on your forehead when you AFK.

*offers fresh sacrifices to the immortal Cretz*

[deliccate]

Heeeeeeelllllllllooooooo!!!!! it's been awhile. thought i'd just say hi! *revives*

[deliccate]

It is indeed quite shin3h.



Dang Soul, what did the potatoes ever do to you!

me?!?! lose my memories!!?! D:< you've lost ur soul to that other game your playing. the game that shall not be named. RAWR!!

[caliab]

Wow...holy mother of necro

[Shadowic2]

As fun as this thread was back in the day, there is no reason to keep it up especially since Cretz is no longer with us.

So I'm going to go ahead and put this thread out of its misery.