~ Kill The Poster Under You ~

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[DemonBlitzKragor]

Way to much forum games going on in each server section. Why not just keep all the games in the Off-Topic section and keep the random server news/funnies/dramas/issues in the Server Sections? :)

[thalegend7695]

Because it's not as fun with random people :<
@OP
-drains the pool with convenient plug on bottom and the sharks suffocate-

Kills poster under me by suffocating them with DBK's poo :<

[DarkSlasher]

-Eats it-

-Kills the poster under me by tying a rope around his mouth and shoving pie up his nose till it reaches his brains-

[thalegend7695]

-stares blankly at dark- Whats a brain? ooo pie -blows it out nose and eats-
-ties next person up with unbreakable rope hanging above a live episode of "Life With Ryan"- D: i sorry :<

[tomoyo_shaina]

-burns rope- you never said it was inflammable, just unbreakable. And whats Life With Ryan? >:

-puts next person under a guillotine and pulls the rope-

[SevenSeconds]

-Warps to uruga and escapes with my life-

-gets blowtorch and spraypaint can ready for next person-

[xogeley]

*spraypaints you purple and makes bonfire*
I'm gonna go full br00tal and lock the next person in a room with Winter. No doors, no windows.

[SevenSeconds]

OMG Eva that was your 1337'th post

[Spankle]

And that was your 20th o:! anyway...
-bores winter to death reading through every item in DBKs emporium then digs self out-
-kills next person with a million paper cuts-

[xogeley]

rofl 1337th :3
I'm immune to paper cuts -proof on profile, all hail the paper God-
I demand the next poster to wear pants OOO:

[Spankle]

-immune to pants-
-sends fleet of flying monkeys to kill next person- *cackles*

[thalegend7695]

-tells my friends not to attack me- :< I r friends with the monkey-
-throws slippery soap at next person-

[WindCaster]

-doesn't drop it-
-kills next person-

[xogeley]

-dies laughing-
-releases the bloodhounds-

[thalegend7695]

Omg my long lost brother -hugs-
-spams grenades at next person-

[WindCaster]

-inactive grenades-
-spams active grenades at next person-

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-Creates a dark hole and watches the grenades fall into it-

-Opens the cage to a hoard of savage primates and lets them rampage on the next poster-

[Spankle]

-gets winter to convince them in his ape-friendly way I'm poisonous but the next persons got banana filling-

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-Poos out all the banana filling within me-

-Sends a league of toddlers to run over the next person-

[thalegend7695]

-Donates banana filling to alex-
-Drops gigantic black hole that sucks in everything-

[Spankle]

-enjoys being sucked-
-kills the wiggles and tells dbks demon toddler army the next poster did it-

[TheREALArcherEric]

-Uses his witty and charm to trick them-
-Deletes the next users Fiesta account forcing them to go into an abrupt rage getting them hit by a car-

[thalegend7695]

-sends the demon toddler army to alex's house to "use his phone"-
-Sits on next person-

[TheREALArcherEric]

-sends the demon toddler army to alex's house to "use his phone"-
-Sits on next person-

And you failed.

-Since you're skinny, I move to the left-
-Deletes the next users Fiesta account forcing them to go into an abrupt rage getting them hit by a car- (Again)

[xogeley]

-dodges car- o-o
-pushes next person off the Sears Tower- o.o

[thalegend7695]

-conveniently lands on the world's biggest pillow and mattress-
-shoots next person in the heart, gets gang members to beat them with bat, punched by kimbo slice, Mr T., mike tyson, and Muhammad Ali, while being stomped on by jezus-

[solarwings]

-Mangled but still living, has Jezus's foot in my mouth-

- Summons chris brown for the next person-

[Mynkon]

LMFAO -makes him sing and dances- ;c

-sings Lady Gaga to next purrson-

[shalaya]

-suicides-

-next person gets to see me naked- LOL :c how pain.

[thalegend7695]

-suffocates from drooling, regains conscious in back of pick up truck- :<
-Next person does not get to see markie naked ever- :<

[WindCaster]

-somehow manages to survive regardless-
-finally gets MSN making the next person have a heart attack due to shock and amazement-

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-Always knew this would happen so is not shocked-

-Pulls out electric eels and dashes them at the next person-

[thalegend7695]

-farts and kills eels-
-puts haroon, markie, dbk, vonny, and eric in same room thus blowing up everything in world from chain reaction-

[WindCaster]

-survives because I was in the room-
-next poster suffers a debilitating brain aneurysm and dies instantly-

[demon_h24]

pssh what brain *doesnt feel it* o-o
*throws next person into winter's pants so they die of toxication* o-o

[WindCaster]

-survives because I'm used to it-
-woot 3k posts-

[thalegend7695]

-that was 27 posts ago so it dont matter-
-makes the next person the power ranger in vonnys sig-

[xogeley]

-fights monsters for food-
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/42/Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif
(yeah I know you've all experienced it anyway)

[WindCaster]

-lololol-
-does something to the next person to make them dead and stuff-

[xogeley]

The move failed.
Next person fist fights Chuck Norris.

[thalegend7695]

-jumps in car and drives away-
Next person has to look at eva

[Mynkon]

-puts bag over head and walks away- (that was mean lmao)

-puts lice in next person's pants-

[shalaya]

-dances around- ?o.o

-grops next persons body without his/her/it permission-

[xogeley]

OMFG D: why does everyone do that
I HAVE MORE DYNAMITE LEFT OVER (from post to a million thread) *kills next person with it or whatevar*

[shalaya]

couldn't resist sorreh :c..

-throws back dynamite-

-killsnextpersonwithaspoon- kthx

[xogeley]

stop spooning me
lolol I lock next person in a room with my substitute teacher. all he talks about are milkcaps and garden club, made us watch Dancing In The Rain in division once, doesn't know how to work "THE COMPUTER THINGIE", and just yelled at an eighth grader for not saying bye to him.

[shalaya]

-says bye to him- /end

-next person is going to suffer in hell, with demons around watching her/him/it being naked and he/she/it has to dance to survive-

[xogeley]

I do that in Helga's Tomb all the time.
-summons a billion mad hungry squirrels- -with rabies-

[Mynkon]

-keeps them as pets- lmfao

-puts a banana peel on the floor and hides in a corner to watch the next person step on it, fall and die- c:

[shalaya]

-sends someone else on the way to banana peel-

-next person (hopefully evahs) gets to secks winter- >D

[SevenSeconds]

-Gets blow-up doll as decoy and sits back to watch -

-sets mousetrap for next person ;c-

[Mynkon]

-walks around it-

-uses dark magic on next poster-

[SevenSeconds]

You cant evade my mousetraps that easily D<

-summons a huge bubble shield to block all attacks-

-lays tacks on the floor for the next person-

[thalegend7695]

-pushes u over onto them and walks over ur body-
Next person has to be a virgin for life :<

[SevenSeconds]

-Watches no1 post for years- ;x

-gives next person drugged haloween candy-

[Mynkon]

-pretends to eat-

-throws a rock at next poster- LOL D:

[shalaya]

gee nvm .

[SevenSeconds]

Sounds delicious.

next person has to lick my foots ;c

[Mynkon]

You guys post too fast on this thread, gtfo.

-goes away- /end

-ties next person to a tree and lets them die thar-

[SevenSeconds]

-chops down the tree with my teeth-

-gives markie kkk outfit and sends a mob of black men after him-

[thalegend7695]

-is black irl :< -throws KFC other way
next person has to punch markiee

[SevenSeconds]

LOL at kfc ROFL -punches markie no problems- ;c

next person has to smex helga ;l

[thalegend7695]

-just came back from tht-
Next person has to smell eva

[shalaya]

-smells her and vomits-

next person has to hump winters arms-

[SevenSeconds]

-pushes markie to front of line for that-

next person has to go all the way with a duck

[thalegend7695]

-walks a duck ALL THE WAY down the river- :c...
Next person has to have their private part cut off :<

[SevenSeconds]

-waits for a chick to walk in-

next person has to say something bad about winter ;c

[shalaya]

-winter sucks-

next person has to webcam cyber me :c

[Mynkon]

we already did that ;c

-shoots next person- /so original

[shalaya]

cyber? i dont remember. can we do it again?:c

next person has to secks me like nao :c

[Mynkon]

I can't reject that ffs :c

-buys a Miley Cyrus CD for next poster-

[shalaya]

-jumps up and down cause of happiness and dies-

-buys a thong for the next person-

[SevenSeconds]

-puts it on-

-next person has to touch me... somewhere-

[Mynkon]

-rubs nose- kay :c

-sings for next person- SUFFER D:

[shalaya]

-enjoys and falls off from happiness?-

-dances for the next person-

[SevenSeconds]

- gets temporarily blinded-

- sprays next person with hose-

[Mynkon]

-matrix avoids-

-shoots next person with water gun- hawhaw

[shalaya]

-opens mouth to drink water-

next person is going to shoot himself for being hawt

[Mynkon]

-isnt hot-
-saved-

-throws pirana at next person-

[shalaya]

-dies of laughter- o.o im immune to fishes.

-next person has to pull down my undies.-

[thalegend7695]

-pulls down them closes door-
Next person has to stare at a full moon

[shalaya]

-gets blind-

next person has to lick winter's ears

[WindCaster]

-dies-
Next person has to kill themself.

[shalaya]

-kills myself-

/ends cause I cant say anything while im dead.

[thalegend7695]

-dies-
Next person has to kill themself.

-kills self then gets revived by nearby cleric-
Next person has to permanently die with no way to come back ever, escape, or leave their body.

[shalaya]

-dies-

-sends minions from hell to next person-

[WindCaster]

Markie could always be a zombie. c:

-fights off minions by spraying a mixture of lemon juice, tabasco sauce, and cats into their eyes-
-punches next poster in the head until he/she dies-

[purpleronnie]

-dies but her taunted soul hiding under winter's bed waiting to take control of his body-
next person gonna ate cow poopppp

[SevenSeconds]

ew :c -slowly eats-

next person eats erin's instead ;c

[forums_games]

- slowly eat her, she's good protein

kill the poster under me by turning them into a little boy and locking them in a room thats imposible to get out off with micheal jackson ghost and have akon song " i wanna love you" playing in the back ground

[SevenSeconds]

Are you trying to give me nightmares ._.

next person gets to fight god in a 1v1

[Spankle]

God isn't real /wins
next person is forced to have sex with an array of attractive female celebrities til they die of old age

[SevenSeconds]

Just my luck x-x
lul
next person gets to take off above posters pants/anything else;c

[shalaya]

-takes off and covers eyes-

next person has to smell ecle's pants.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-Puts on gas mask and sniffs-

Next poster has to sit in a closet with a rabid wolf. :3

[xogeley]

*pets the wolf*
-drops 10 ton weight on next person-

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-Does a substitution jutsu to get away-

-Let's out one of my worst farts at the next person- They're killer... >:

[HeroicAce]

*has no sense of smell*

next poster is victim of all the bad stuff in this song.

"and angels sang out an immaculate chores and from the heavens descended Chuck Norris. Who delivered a kick that could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones. and as he fell down writhing in pain, Batman changed back into Bruce Wane. but Chuck saw through his clever disguise, and crushed Batman's head between his thighs"

[shalaya]

/wont read so autowins

next person has to lick a 69 years old grannys armpits.

[solarwings]

but thats so win markie o.o -lickslowly-

next person has to lose either sight,hearing or talking senses o.o

[purpleronnie]

lost talking sense...but turn out it just because of sore throat -take med and it goes away-
next person need to wear man-thong and go out buy pizzza

[Illuminating]

-wears thong and gets pizza for free-
Next person has to count to 100000 while swimming in mustard...

[SevenSeconds]

-makes it to 12 before i drown-

Next person Has to wear a thong and swim in mustard WHILE ordering pizza online, wait the 30mins for it to arrive then eat it while still in the mustard.

[purpleronnie]

-enjoying warm mustard bathtub with pizza and beer...-
next person must clipped off all their nails~ yaaaaa

[shalaya]

gee that must hurts D: -avoids reading it-

next person has to throw his tv out on the window >c

[purpleronnie]

throw out my broken tv out of windows

next person must sleep 56hours non-stop

[shalaya]

-does that- o.o fun

next person has to cut his wrists

[SevenSeconds]

-cuts and drinks-

-turns to a vampire and bites next person-

[shalaya]

lmfaoo

-enjoys-

next person has to lick the dirty floor until he/she/it faints.

[forums_games]

licks floor but shockingly didnt die

can any CL closed this thread or can the person under me contact a CL and inform them of my request

[WindCaster]

-inb4closed-
-Kills anyone that closes this-

[santran]

-Kills you-
-Go report-

[WindCaster]

-gets reported I guess-
-re-kills the next person that posts/closes this thread-

[santran]

>_> hey thats cheating your dead get over it :O

[Ian]

I'll close it since I noticed it.