Most awesome quotes of all time!

[firework273]

I decided making a topic like this might be fun. Here you can most some of the most funny or epic quotes you have ever heard, whether there from real life or in fiesta.

I cant think of any in game ones right now but I have a real life one.

So were in grade 9 french class, and its the day our project is due. Our job was to make a futurist form of transportation. With 2 pages written in french describing it, and also to build a model.

So 2 of my friends go up to present theirs, but they don't have a model. So one of them runs around the classroom, grabs 2 peoples water bottles and someones little chocolate container, and tapes all 3 together very poorly.

While the other friend was staring at him angrily, the one who made the model kept telling him its ok!!( but it wasnt ok he was supposed to make the model over a week ago)

So the friend that was really angry eventually yelled out in front of the class..

ITS NOT OK ITS EDIBLE!!!>=(

The teacher let them pass with the model since he almost died from laughter.XD

[omegamosh]

MightyKing: hey I gotta go I think Im just goin shop mode
OmegaMosh: u know u should put up some sick name for ur storey
MightyKing: I dunt need a name..."All donations go to Africa"
OmegaMosh: ROFLMFAO!!!

Man...any other reason to buy from him?

Edit: timeline between lv 30-60

[mirazo]

MightyKing: hey I gotta go I think Im just goin shop mode
OmegaMosh: u know u should put up some sick name for ur storey
MightyKing: I dunt need a name..."All donations go to Africa"
OmegaMosh: ROFLMFAO!!!

Man...any other reason to buy from him?

Edit: timeline between lv 30-60

LOL thats epic

[firework273]

omg, thats amazing XD

[GigiBunny]

mine is this, afer I got trained one day, I was told this:

"Everyone dies, lol" <.< uhmmm yes... oO I knew that ...but.. I... >.>

._. not really the answer you want to hear xD but nevertheless, one I won't forget either... nor this one:

*points to siggy pic* ;) heheh <3

[Duncan636]

One time in elderine someone said: Life is like an orgasm.

I couldn't miss the opportunity so i said: so then life is really short.

[kimikawaii]

This isn't really a quote buuuuuut. . .

Get into an argument. And when the other person makes a comeback. . . .

Other Person : "OH, got no comeback?!"

You : "[removed]"


:3

[zipiouch]

This isn't really a quote buuuuuut. . .

Get into an argument. And when the other person makes a comeback. . . .

Other Person : "OH, got no comeback?!"

You : "[removed]"


:3

Omfg. I'm gonna use that one from now on.

[kimikawaii]

Like a BAAAAAWSSS.

[zipiouch]

Baws? o.o

Missed an "l"? xD

[firework273]

This isn't really a quote buuuuuut. . .

Get into an argument. And when the other person makes a comeback. . . .

Other Person : "OH, got no comeback?!"

You : "[Removed]"


:3

haha owned?

[kimikawaii]

Baws, like boss. Lurn 2 prownawnsuh.

[GigiBunny]

omg zipi :rolleyes: i knew what kimi meant lol xD

[zipiouch]

I don't, I'm slow.

[kimikawaii]

Ugh, I got an infraction for that.

[deathsythe3]

o.o i got one quote that was very odd
well its kinda a joke but idk

Person: if you were 1000 miles from your home what would you take
a chicken a shoe or a bicycle

Me:Probably Bicycle

Person:No you Stupid we all no you take a chicken

Me:a chicken honestly why

Person:So you can cross the road :D

[zipiouch]

Fail. That's terrible.

[firework273]

harsh much? =O

[take.]

o.o i got one quote that was very odd
well its kinda a joke but idk

Person: if you were 1000 miles from your home what would you take
a chicken a shoe or a bicycle

Me:Probably Bicycle

Person:No you Stupid we all no you take a chicken

Me:a chicken honestly why

Person:So you can cross the road :D

You wouldn't need any of that.

You could just walk 500 miles, then walk 500 more.