View Full Version : Don't Even Reply: Letters from Isya's Queen
vietree
06-24-2010, 06:23 PM
These stories are, may be could possibly, was, will be true. all names may have been changed to protect the ignorant.
Subject: Still selling that Smite top?
Wow, I really want to buy that. I would be willing to trade some gear, and gold for it.
also if you are nice and friendly I can gift you.
~Vietree
I need only golds or maybe godly 95lvl fighter boots.
Godly fighter boots? Like I said Im fairly new but I have some really good boots in storage and I can match the other portion with gold.
In fact I am running into my storage right now, and snapping a screenshot of what I have to trade.
And I am BACK!
I went through my inventory and found what cha need!
I don't know much about fighter gear but I do fight monsters alot, and hang on the forums a bit, and I heard that fighters have low dodging abilities, and I am assuming thats what "hide" means in these boots.
I'm fairly sure adding dexterity to your build helps you dodge/hide from monsters and people, but these boots have "hide" in the title. so I am certain they will help you.
I have two pairs. No I gotta be honest, I dont mind trading you money plus these boots, (I am quite wealthy I have almost 3 gold.)
But one of these boot sets, has a +1 on them
I used what is called an ELRUE. to "ENHANCE" the boots. So like I said I can give you money in addition to the ones with no elrue on them, but for the +1 boots, I think an almost even trade would be fair.
If you read the fiesta guide it even tells you that it is almost impossible to enhance these. So I think this is if not almost as good as what you need, for what you are trading. I took some screenshots to prove that I have them
~Vietree
Almost level 45 baby!
No "Elrue"
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/hide1.jpg
1 "elrue"
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/hide2.jpg
Subject: CLERIC HAMMER:
Hey I'm Vietree, I been playing this game for some time now, and I'm quite good at it if I may say so myself. I have a couple of hammers in fact. while I am not as well versed in this game as some, (I came here from world of war craft.) I think I have some weapons that may help your obviously capped cleric.
If you are still looking please let me know.
Sincerely please let me know.
Hello. :) My cleric isn't capped, tis only 95. My hellgait hammer is sold, I'm looking to buy a +9 or +10 hellgait mace now.
Thanks for responding. while I don't have what you call a "Helga" weapon I do have a mace that is practically the same thing. I've been playing this game for a while so I'm pretty good at getting good weapons.
I have this one:
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/goc.jpg
As you can see, it is from the giant orc captain. who is a very strong boss. so by that logic the weapon should be really strong too.
It has a high/medhigh level of dex which if your new to the game dex is so you can dodge/hide attacks good. Speaking of "hide" I am in the process of selling some nice hide pants to an individual right now.
I don't know much about cleric gear, but I figure we can evenly trade up? Oh that's right you sold it. Like I said I am not too good with cleric weapons, but this weapon is obviously just as good. so make me an offer and it's yours.
~Vietree
Uhm hun, Helgaits are the level 91 orange-named weapons. They drop from the level 120 raid boss, King Helga. I'm not new to the game, my join date is September 2007.
This is what you offered:
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/goc.jpg
This is my HG mace (I'm buying one for my boyfriend now):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/angilla/hgmace.png
That's not "practically the same thing." ;) I wish you the best in-game, thank you for trying. :)
I hate to break this to you hun but you are a noob. Ive been playing this game for 3 months SOLID. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to fight Giant Orc Captain?
That is why the Dex on that weapon is so PWNISH.
The journey getting there is freaking hard.
I was trying to get an axe and he dropped a mace. It is JUST AS GOOD. Do you have any idea how rare those GOC weapons are? (Good ones anyway.)
Im willing to part with this one for 5g. I know it's a bit steep but its the same thing. Im not too hard up for cash seeing as I have 3 gold in storage ALONE, not counting my gear.
Im also considering enhancing it with what is called "Elrue".
If I do that I am afraid I will have to raise the price because it is like IMPOSSIBLE to enhance on this server.
Whisper me online at Vietree so we can meet up for the exchange.
STILL AWAITING RESPONSE
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/Jun23-2010-10-49AM.gif
coles1
06-24-2010, 06:30 PM
I am so lost and have no idea what you're talking about.
vietree
06-24-2010, 06:40 PM
Re read it from top to bottom now that I corrected the order.
da_greatist19
06-24-2010, 06:41 PM
I am so lost and have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm really confused as well :/
Are you saying the GOC wep is of equal value to the HG cause of how difficult GOC is?
That's the only vague message I'm getting from all this. Please clarify.
coles1
06-24-2010, 06:44 PM
So you basically ticked off experienced players by offering them fail gears.. and then posted it here? ._."...
vietree
06-24-2010, 06:44 PM
I'm really confused as well :/
Are you saying the GOC wep is of equal value to the HG cause of how difficult GOC is?
That's the only vague message I'm getting from all this. Please clarify.
*snickers* Cute.
bobweirdo
06-24-2010, 06:48 PM
Um... You ARE kidding right? PLEASE tell me you're kidding. there is no way someone could think that a hammer is a mace and that a level 60 weapon is as good as a lvl 90 one... Right?
vietree
06-24-2010, 06:50 PM
Um... You ARE kidding right? PLEASE tell me you're kidding. there is no way someone could think that a hammer is a mace and that a level 60 weapon is as good as a lvl 90 one... Right?
Doot doot doo...
coles1
06-24-2010, 06:51 PM
Either you have a really bad case of noobitus or you are being obnoxious on purpose. From what I can see it could be either.
vietree
06-24-2010, 06:53 PM
Either you have a really bad case of noobitus or you are being obnoxious on purpose. From what I can see it could be either.
Don't be mad at me cause yo Crown a knock off generic Outspark Brand
One Love Bayboy,
~V
coles1
06-24-2010, 06:58 PM
Don't be mad at me cause yo Crown a knock off generic Outspark Brand
One Love Bayboy,
~V
What are you even taking about? Are you referring to the well drawn chibi in my siggy by a wonderful artist? Or did I miss something..?
bobweirdo
06-24-2010, 06:59 PM
I think my brain will explode.... Vietree is like one of the clueless airheads who think that their word is law... Or she's just messing with us.
KungFuHobo
06-24-2010, 07:02 PM
Don't be mad at me cause yo Crown a knock off generic Outspark Brand
One Love Bayboy,
~V
Aren't all Crowns on Fiesta "Outspark Brand" ?
coles1
06-24-2010, 07:03 PM
I think my brain will explode.... Vietree is like one of the clueless airheads who think that their word is law... Or she's just messing with us.
I'm wondering if s/he would even bother going through the trouble of posting all that of it was just a joke though.
But yeah, it could be either one. Or a deluxe combo of both ._.
grummin
06-24-2010, 07:13 PM
*sniff*
*sniff*
Why does the air in here reek of Eau de Troll?
Oh...the aroma must be wafting off of that absurd post where the OP blacklists herself trying to scam someone out of a Hellgait for a mediocre GOC. I'll give it originality...people usually blacklist others for their absurdities, not themselves. *shrug*
KungFuHobo
06-24-2010, 07:37 PM
*sniff*
*sniff*
Why does the air in here reek of Eau de Troll?
Oh...the aroma must be wafting off of that absurd post where the OP blacklists herself trying to scam someone out of a Hellgait for a mediocre GOC. I'll give it originality...people usually blacklist others for their absurdities, not themselves. *shrug*
I think maybe she was trying to make a joke o_0.
I didn't laugh, apparently neither did anybody else (so far), so idk.
arzheas
06-24-2010, 08:31 PM
I don't really get it but bump for Vietree.........0-O
grummin
06-24-2010, 09:02 PM
I think maybe she was trying to make a joke o_0.
I didn't laugh, apparently neither did anybody else (so far), so idk.
There's no doubt in my mind it was a joke. The question is, was it a joke in her mind. Or is it her mind that's the real joke?
SharpSony
06-24-2010, 09:30 PM
They should make narcissism against Terms of Service. Then maybe, she would stop posting useless things. And stop calling herself "Isya's Queen". Well, maybe "Isya's Queen of Fail" is a suitable title.
And GoC is PIECE OF CAKE to kill compared to Helga. Try sending 20 people against GoC and see who wins?
krazykris_2000
06-24-2010, 09:33 PM
If it was a joke... I don't get it O_O
SweetLavender
06-24-2010, 09:48 PM
lol a GoC is nothing compared to a hellgait weapon tyvm. big difference in level and damage. if it was I'd go level my cleric and farm it for the hellgait staff, bow and 2h I've been raising money for this past year.
Also lol at your title as "Queen of Isya" I think that's the joke here
hexieon
06-24-2010, 10:05 PM
Haha I thought it was pretty funny :P
hexieon
06-24-2010, 10:12 PM
But even funnier that people get offended because they think it was serious
coles1
06-24-2010, 10:30 PM
But even funnier that people get offended because they think it was serious
Not offended by any means, from the "joke" anyway. I'm just a little sorry for anyone who is so full of themselves lol...
SweetLavender
06-24-2010, 10:40 PM
^ exactly lol
grummin
06-24-2010, 10:54 PM
Not offended by any means, from the "joke" anyway. I'm just a little sorry for anyone who is so full of themselves lol...
Quoted for Truth. I hold similar pity for a certain self-proclaimed "God of Non-SC Free Players."
da_greatist19
06-24-2010, 11:49 PM
Threads these days. I thought for once this thread was an honest thread...one with purpose...guess I was wrong :/
rekselric43
06-25-2010, 06:11 AM
Haha, nice one vie~ <3
Moar plx.
aperturelaboratories
06-25-2010, 07:18 AM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1192/iloldcat.jpg
Ex.plode
06-25-2010, 08:01 AM
Still interested?
I'm Vietree, I been playing this game for some time now, and I'm quite good at it if I may say so myself. I have a couple of hammers in fact. while I am not as well versed in this game as some, (I came here from world of war craft.) I think I have some weapons that may help your mage out.
If you are still looking please let me know.
Sincerely,
Vietree
This a a PM she sent me about my thread "Buying x Mage Gears"
I'm so lost.
Is this... what humor has come too...?
vietree
06-25-2010, 09:33 AM
lol a GoC is nothing compared to a hellgait weapon tyvm. big difference in level and damage. if it was I'd go level my cleric and farm it for the hellgait staff, bow and 2h I've been raising money for this past year.
Also lol at your title as "Queen of Isya" I think that's the joke here
I REALLY...REALLY feel bad for your brain......poor thing. Malnutrition and the lack of literacy is tearing this planet apart! I reccomend some basics like Douglas Adams, then work your way up to Vonnegut. Oh wait no.....I hear Curious George is making a comeback. Lets start REALLY small.
OMG..way more lulz to come. I have a painful Japanese micro-computing course to take for the next 2 hours.
Note Im not sure if you are aware of this...but no one forces you to do ANYTHING. Much less read this forum. Just a friendly reminder from your queen.
DemonBlitzKragor
06-25-2010, 09:36 AM
This queen should realize she has no subjects. I declare be-heading!
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 09:52 AM
I thought this was funny. c:
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 09:57 AM
I thought this was funny. c:
Anyone with a modicum of intelligence would. Wow. Cypion hasn't changed much at all. This server is doomed. Too many haters, 0 doers. And the few people here to have a good laugh get drowned out by the emo whiney chubbos, and wanna be goths who take this game far too seriously.
~The Pres
legionof1
06-25-2010, 10:21 AM
lmao V! I almost spit my Sprite all over my computer screen laughing! Not nearly as much at your bogus offers as at the way-too-serious replies to your thread...how anyone could think you are SERIOUS is way, way beyond my comprehension...For Teva's sake people, learn to take a joke in the spirit it was made!
They should make narcissism against Terms of Service. Then maybe, she would stop posting useless things. And stop calling herself "Isya's Queen". Well, maybe "Isya's Queen of Fail" is a suitable title.
And GoC is PIECE OF CAKE to kill compared to Helga. Try sending 20 people against GoC and see who wins?
@xRei...For the last couple months as I've read the forums I've watched you totally stalk my sister...She never even bothers to respond to you, yet no matter where she posts, there you are with your disparaging comments and nasty attitude. If she really IS such a nobody, if she really IS such a fail noob, then why can't you keep her name out of your mouth and off of your mind? And why are you so adamant that her self-acclaimed (jokingly, I might add) title of "Queen of Isya" be stripped? Can it be that you really, deep in your heart, want the title of "Queen of Isya" for yourself? You do look awefully pretty in that pinkish-violet outfit....Learn to ignore people you don't like. You only make yourself look bad constantly harassing her like this.
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 10:45 AM
lmao V! I almost spit my Sprite all over my computer screen laughing! Not nearly as much at your bogus offers as at the way-too-serious replies to your thread...how anyone could think you are SERIOUS is way, way beyond my comprehension...For Teva's sake people, learn to take a joke in the spirit it was made!
@xRei...For the last couple months as I've read the forums I've watched you totally stalk my sister...She never even bothers to respond to you, yet no matter where she posts, there you are with your disparaging comments and nasty attitude. If whe really IS such a nobody, if she really IS such a fail noob, then why can't you keep her name out of your mouth and off of your mind? And why are you so adamant that her self-acclaimed (jokingly, I might add) title of "Queen of Isya" be stripped? Can it be that you really, deep in your heart, want the title of "Queen of Isya" for yourself? You do look awefully pretty in that pinkish-violet outfit....Learn to ignore people you don't like. You only make yourself look bad constantly harassing her like this.
LMAO!
I thought you were aiming those bullets at me first, and was about to show you how fail you are, then I realized you were talking about the chick in the pink outfit. Fails.
legionof1
06-25-2010, 10:47 AM
Speaking of Vietree stalkers...Here comes the original one!
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 10:50 AM
Speaking of Vietree stalkers...Here comes the original one!
Ain't nobody thinking about tricksy. I got pics of you being all nerdy and hacking that laptop bios. I should post em and show everyone how much of a geek you is.
legionof1
06-25-2010, 11:17 AM
Go ahead! Like I consider being mechanically inclined a bad thing. You're just jealous cause YOU couldn't figure out how to do it and had to ask ME to do it for you! Not everyone can be smart, talented and pretty at the same time...
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 11:53 AM
At first I thought she was selling the GoC Mace and asking for offers/in-games whispers in order to buy it, but now I can't be sure as the rest of the post appears to be talking about enhancing a pair of Level 20 white pants as a joke.
Ex.plode
06-25-2010, 12:21 PM
This queen should realize she has no subjects. I declare be-heading!
Deebs, I'll help you try to find her head Indiana Jones style, to the temple of large ego's we go !
grummin
06-25-2010, 12:38 PM
This queen should realize she has no subjects. I declare be-heading!
But...but...where are you going to find a guillotine with a 250-foot-long blade? :confused:
GigiBunny
06-25-2010, 01:06 PM
well.... here goes :o first off, if the OP wants to call herself queen :rolleyes: right or wrong, there is truly no one to stop her :o I could call us all Kings/Queens if I felt so daring to o.-
I, have a lvl 68 fighter and have fought GoC myself on it: as well as soloed it on my cleric Oo I know it is truly quite the journey to make it there...and the poison you get xD ha...it lasts what..4 minutes??? Oo since you fought it (it sounds recently) OP..it is ..4 mins... ?? darn..I am bad :( I don't remember....o.o
anywho... I had to go back to read original post..:o she said she needed lvl 95 boots and you offered lvl 20 Hide boots..yes? Oo and...yes you enhanced using Elrue which is used to enhance any gears, weps, and/or jewelry from stages 1-3 :) and you succeeded :o ok...
Also, since you have only been playing 3 months...and some of us have for years (myself included) I will nicely tell you that a Hellgait weapon is received from the boss the server/guild(s) of the server battle(s) in Helga Tomb--that can be found in Forest of Slumber :o Helga Raids are created and then executed to fight King Helga :D and the reward is a Hellgait drop :o lvl 91 weapon..orange in color..not white, green or even blue.
as for DEX, good point..however, since you posted screenies, I did notice the difference between your GoC and the Hellgait Oo quite a bit in difference in numbers, yes? :o
I could go on about the price but I just going to stop :o but I do really want to say one more thing: best of luck selling your GoC :) I hope you get your asking price of .... 5 g
laters >.>
vietree
06-25-2010, 01:10 PM
well.... here goes :o first off, if the OP wants to call herself queen :rolleyes: right or wrong, there is truly no one to stop her :o I could call us all Kings/Queens if I felt so daring to o.-
I, have a lvl 68 fighter and have fought GoC myself on it: as well as soloed it on my cleric Oo I know it is truly quite the journey to make it there...and the poison you get xD ha...it lasts what..4 minutes??? Oo since you fought it (it sounds recently) OP..it is ..4 mins... ?? darn..I am bad :( I don't remember....o.o
anywho... I had to go back to read original post..:o she said she needed lvl 95 boots and you offered lvl 20 Hide boots..yes? Oo and...yes you enhanced using Elrue which is used to enhance any gears, weps, and/or jewelry from stages 1-3 :) and you succeeded :o ok...
Also, since you have only been playing 3 months...and some of us have for years (myself included) I will nicely tell you that a Hellgait weapon is received from the boss the server/guild(s) of the server battle(s) in Helga Tomb--that can be found in Forest of Slumber :o Helga Raids are created and then executed to fight King Helga :D and the reward is a Hellgait drop :o lvl 91 weapon..orange in color..not white, green or even blue.
as for DEX, good point..however, since you posted screenies, I did notice the difference between your GoC and the Hellgait Oo quite a bit in difference in numbers, yes? :o
I could go on about the price but I just going to stop :o but I do really want to say one more thing: best of luck selling your GoC :) I hope you get your asking price of .... 5 g
laters >.>
Nice level. Can I interest you in some of my moderately priced wares?
I have in my possession the legendary LONG SWORD.
It's not like short sword so many noobs are accustomed to using.
It comes comes complete with a long length from the hilt to the tip.
And you can also utilize what are called "Elrue" to "Enhance" this weapon.
The brilliant part is, this sword while unenhanced, can usually be raised to +6 enhancement with no sparkscash stones. Way less expensive than these so called "Helga" weapons. And as a bonus should you choose to enhance it to +9, you can use the inexpensive sparkscash stones. :)
I'm willing to part with it. But only if you have the gold up front. No trades, no layaways.
Sincerely,
Your Queen
p.s.
Enclosed you will find a screenshot of this amazing item, in which I high suggest you purchase as soon as possible.
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/sword.jpg
GigiBunny
06-25-2010, 01:13 PM
Nice level. Can I interest you in some of my moderately priced wares?
I do not believe we play on the same server :o as I reside on Epith..but I apprecaite...the offer ..and again..best of luck in selling it :o
gengen7777
06-25-2010, 01:39 PM
Very funny Vietree, I guess the Queen of Isya doesn't shake it anymore. For the other posters...if you play on Cypion you know/hear of V by at least lvl 55 imao.
aperturelaboratories
06-25-2010, 01:39 PM
But...but...where are you going to find a guillotine with a 250-foot-long blade? :confused:
The Enrichment Center has such a device in storage. We would be happy to dust it off and power it up again (for a modest fee, of course).
I thought this was funny. c:
It was, but...
Is this... what humor has come too...?
grummin
06-25-2010, 01:50 PM
The Enrichment Center has such a device in storage. We would be happy to dust it off and power it up again (for a modest fee, of course).
Hold that thought...first, I think I'll see if we can't get Her Highness into some Vanish armor.
GigiBunny
06-25-2010, 01:52 PM
Nice level. Can I interest you in some of my moderately priced wares?
I have in my possession the legendary LONG SWORD.
It's not like short sword so many noobs are accustomed to using.
It comes comes complete with a long length from the hilt to the tip.
And you can also utilize what are called "Elrue" to "Enhance" this weapon.
The brilliant part is, this sword while unenhanced, can usually be raised to +6 enhancement with no sparkscash stones. Way less expensive than these so called "Helga" weapons. And as a bonus should you choose to enhance it to +9, you can use the inexpensive sparkscash stones. :)
I'm willing to part with it. But only if you have the gold up front. No trades, no layaways.
Sincerely,
Your Queen
p.s.
Enclosed you will find a screenshot of this amazing item, in which I high suggest you purchase as soon as possible.
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/sword.jpg
ah you edited your post and I didn't see... :o I am going to reply to the corrected post :o thank you
I did post my lvl yes? Oo I am a lvl 68 fighter on Epith. We do not play on the same server so thus I cannot buy anything from you :o That screenshot is a lvl 8 fighter weapon and I am lvl 68... true that lvl 8 and 68 both have one thing in common: the number 8 :D
-moves on- also, I use axes....that is a sword so again I must decline 'your offer' :o
I also will not pay any gold for a lvl 8 weapon...enhanced or not Oo sorry
Maybe you have enhanced just the once...so I will graciously repeat:
Elrues come in different tiers--levels if you would like to say..such as an Elrue Tier 1 is used to enhance a lvl 1-20 weapon..hmmm maybe it is 21 and I am terribly sorry if I am incorrectly posting the lvl x.x furthermore, the elrue enhances your weapon/gear/jewelry from +0 to +3 ... Lix is the next step in enhancement stones going from +4 to +6 and then there are Xirs which go from +7 to +9. When you reach lvl 60, you can use Kari's to get your +9 to the coveted +10 lvl :O
<.< anywho, again best of luck in selling your GoC hammer :)
legionof1
06-25-2010, 01:55 PM
lmao...Gigi I can't tell if you're playing along for the joke or if you really think she's serious.
grummin
06-25-2010, 01:57 PM
lmao...Gigi I can't tell if you're playing along for the joke or if you really think she's serious.
The issue is not necessarily binary, there is an option "C": both of the above. ;)
GigiBunny
06-25-2010, 01:58 PM
lmao...Gigi I can't tell if you're playing along for the joke or if you really think she's serious.
;) yeah hehehe ...............................
*add a post to her post count*
o.- seriously though, I do have one thing to say: I like her outfit she has in the siggy pic she's got :o
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 02:02 PM
o.- seriously though, I do have one thing to say: I like her outfit she has in the siggy pic she's got :o
Probs cos' it's the same as your Archer's in your sig. Personally I like the Wave Rider Set better, it has always been a personal fave of mine since I got it around this time last year.
spookyiness
06-25-2010, 02:02 PM
as most royalty are quite inbred over many generations, it's quite possible that he is a queen
the quest to make people respect him and believe that a full int fighter has some upper hand against, oh, say, a potato, really isn't helped by the pure self righteous obnoxiousness of threads like this :>
but then, i only started to play last week, and know nothing about the game, so who am i to type
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 02:04 PM
I like the Wave Rider Set better, it has always been a personal fave of mine since I got it around this time last year.
Amg, I know.
I love it, but I don't have it. :c
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 02:12 PM
I've never seen so many people obsessed over someone who they allegedly don't like. Sad.
I am a firm believer that age is irrelevant in terms of intellect and maturity as it correlates, however some of you have shaken my foundation. All of this for a disembodied text of a girl you don't know. That girl is a pain if there ever was one, but none of you have any valid, or pertinent evidence to validate any of your attitudes. Thus being it equates to a group of whiny children on a playground saying I don't like you so no one else should. Your parents should ground you. I can't even believe I am agreeing with her, but you do have an option. Don't speak to or about her if she is as bad as you claim. doing so only validates that you need her. then again, some of you are drama queens who can not stand to have the attention on anyone but yourself. I believe that she has met her match(es) on this server.
Point proved here:
as most royalty are quite inbred over many generations, it's quite possible that he is a queen
the quest to make people respect him and believe that a full int fighter has some upper hand against, oh, say, a potato, really isn't helped by the pure self righteous obnoxiousness of threads like this :>
but then, i only started to play last week, and know nothing about the game, so who am i to type
You are pushing 40. FOURTY! And as opposed to overlooking, things as a mature adult should, you make rampant commentary regarding incest, and jump right into the hive mentality that children are victims of. I dunno if it's the wrinkles about the eyes, are the creepy stare, but something just isn't kosher.
grummin
06-25-2010, 02:19 PM
That girl is a pain if there ever was one, but none of you have any valid, or pertinent evidence to validate any of your attitudes.
Let's all play "spot the blatant contradiction," shall we?
spookyiness
06-25-2010, 02:27 PM
Let's all play "spot the blatant contradiction," shall we?
oo ooo oooooo pick me pick me - i think i saw it
but just to recap & clarify - it's perfectly acceptable for one player to seek out other players (usually quite deliberately lower levelled than them, or at the very least only seeking when charmed) and cause trouble just for the sake of it - and it's perfectly acceptable for them to make a thread with the express purpose of making fun of another player, albeit rather un-obviously, but it's not acceptable for those whose gaming lives they make a living hell for, and whom they openly go on and on about how great they are at everything and how everyone else in the world sucks at everything is NOT acceptable
yeah, shame on everyone fighting back for once on the only place you get equal ground with that player, shame on you!
legionof1
06-25-2010, 02:27 PM
as most royalty are quite inbred over many generations, it's quite possible that he is a queen
the quest to make people respect him and believe that a full int fighter has some upper hand against, oh, say, a potato, really isn't helped by the pure self righteous obnoxiousness of threads like this :>
but then, i only started to play last week, and know nothing about the game, so who am i to type
What carterbisya said...much as I hate to agree with him. Are you xRei in drag or somthing? Cause the two of you BOTH stalk her when she never once responds to you...are you that desperate for her attention? Are you that hurt that she ignores you? You guys have some serious mental issues...
And BTW, is that you in the siggy? Office hot if I ever saw one...
rekselric43
06-25-2010, 02:28 PM
Spam thread!!
legionof1
06-25-2010, 02:31 PM
Let's all play "spot the blatant contradiction," shall we?
Not a contadiction...that dude knows myself and Vietree irl so he actually HAS valid evidence that she is a pain...real life experience...you folk just jump on her 'cause she annoys you....
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 02:33 PM
Let's all play "spot the blatant contradiction," shall we?
Gosh? Really? Lets have a look.
Contradiction:
a proposition, statement, or phrase that asserts or implies both the truth and falsity of something
In order for it to have been a contradiction I would have had to say she was a pain, but not a pain. I did not. If anything I confirmed that fact. But like the hive mentality behind most children unable to think for themselves, you jumped right in. Of course you can always say something like: "I only post cause I am bored." That's a fantastic defense. Or you can come back here an fail some more. You have option C.
oo ooo oooooo pick me pick me - i think i saw it
yeah, shame on everyone fighting back for once on the only place you get equal ground with that player, shame on you!
So you admit that she is without equal? Not sure who you are but you should think before you speak.This will no doubt explode her already inflated ego.
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 02:40 PM
Not a contadiction...that dude knows myself and Vietree irl so he actually HAS valid evidence that she is a pain...real life experience...you folk just jump on her 'cause she annoys you....
If according to you she is suffering IRL pain for whatever reasons then why is she provoking an online reaction from people she dosen't know? Hell, the title of the thread says 'Don't Even Reply' which can be looked as an intentional way of basically saying 'Come and post'. This isn't the first time either, but more than anything this topic is more or less for the lol's as it was just her poking jokes at higher level players asking for equipment and weapons.
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 02:42 PM
If according to you she is suffering IRL pain for whatever reasons then why is she provoking an online reaction from people she dosen't know? Hell, the title of the thread says 'Don't Even Reply' which can be looked as an intentional way of basically saying 'Come and post'. This isn't the first time either, but more than anything this topic is more or less for the lol's as it was just her poking jokes at higher level players asking for equipment and weapons.
Ad hominem. You should really google it. You aren't even remotely on topic. Legion pointed out that his post mad no sense, as did I. And of course your reply which is as non sequitur as it comes, doesn't follow anything she said even slightly. Instead your attack when directly to the character of a person you know nothing about. again. Ad hominem. Google it.
DISCLAIMER
You aint gotta like nobody on this game. Everyone has someone they dislike. When I was on this server ages ago certain capped mages would hang out and kill noobs in the abyss daily. Get over it. If you can't beat her then do something about her. I'm leveling my fighter just to see what all the fuss is about. Because for a nobody y'all talk about her alot. And none off it makes sense. Again aint nobody her gotta like nobody else. we keeps it HOOD!
spookyiness
06-25-2010, 02:44 PM
equal ground clearly states to it being a forum, rather than just picking on lower levels or only picking fights when you're charmed
and yes, i need more friends like "her", because then maybe every complaint i hear about other players won't involve hearing her name and how she likes to start trouble for the sake of it
and if i was rei in drag, i'd be a boy
both rei & i & everyone else has quite the right to post on a public forum - if it was a private conversation, or just a private statement that didn't require the public to post comments on both the thread content, and the thread starters personality (which comes through strongly in the thread), it really shouldn't be in a public forum where exactly that type of response is kinda expected.
when people act childish and act like a bully in a gaming environment, they should be aware that sometimes people will call them out on it, and make it quite public - several people in this thread, and in game, do that on a regular basis, that's just the way it is.
and if what i, and other public forum posters, have done in this thread is wrong, commenting on the pictures of players with silly things like "office hot" should clearly be bannable - being personal insults and all (assuming it was an insult of course, lame as it was - was i supposed to cry?)
i would also say this thread has gone far from one disturbed persons attempt to make fun of whichever person they thought did something vaguely funny and probably putting things very much out of context and just provoking the kind of thread that it has become, and just turned into a flame-fest, so i'll leave you to it
legionof1
06-25-2010, 02:45 PM
If according to you she is suffering IRL pain for whatever reasons then why is she provoking an online reaction from people she dosen't know? Hell, the title of the thread says 'Don't Even Reply' which can be looked as an intentional way of basically saying 'Come and post'. This isn't the first time either, but more than anything this topic is more or less for the lol's as it was just her poking jokes at higher level players asking for equipment and weapons.
Umm...DUH! and I didn't say she was suffering pain...I said she IS A PAIN...She provokes online reactions because it's funny and if y'all would grow a sense of humor you might "get it"...
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 02:51 PM
Ad hominem. You should really google it.
The hell's that got to do with the price of fish? My comments are not even aimed in offense to anyone currently, I was simply stating how I viewed the situation currently. I tend to avoid arguements as word-walls are not my thing.
@legion: I think the majority 'get it' when it is a legit and funny joke, but some come across as offensive and rediculous and when anyone points this out they recieve a nasty, downsizing retaliation.
lolololololol69
06-25-2010, 02:52 PM
funny OP, funny replies and funny people who take I-net srsly ^^
legionof1
06-25-2010, 02:57 PM
and yes, i need more friends like "her", because then maybe every complaint i hear about other players won't involve hearing her name and how she likes to start trouble for the sake of it
It sounds as though you are jealous that everyone is talking about her...
and if i was rei in drag, i'd be a boy
No chest...stubby hands...you look like a boy in drag to me...
carterbisya
06-25-2010, 02:59 PM
equal ground clearly states to it being a forum, rather than just picking on lower levels or only picking fights when you're charmed
and yes, i need more friends like "her", because then maybe every complaint i hear about other players won't involve hearing her name and how she likes to start trouble for the sake of it
and if i was rei in drag, i'd be a boy
both rei & i & everyone else has quite the right to post on a public forum - if it was a private conversation, or just a private statement that didn't require the public to post comments on both the thread content, and the thread starters personality (which comes through strongly in the thread), it really shouldn't be in a public forum where exactly that type of response is kinda expected.
when people act childish and act like a bully in a gaming environment, they should be aware that sometimes people will call them out on it, and make it quite public - several people in this thread, and in game, do that on a regular basis, that's just the way it is.
and if what i, and other public forum posters, have done in this thread is wrong, commenting on the pictures of players with silly things like "office hot" should clearly be bannable - being personal insults and all (assuming it was an insult of course, lame as it was - was i supposed to cry?)
i would also say this thread has gone far from one disturbed persons attempt to make fun of whichever person they thought did something vaguely funny and probably putting things very much out of context and just provoking the kind of thread that it has become, and just turned into a flame-fest, so i'll leave you to it
Noted. However there are somethings that do not add up here. For example, I don't see where anyone questioned you're right to be on this forum. Anywhere on here. You referenced this. How it correlates-I would need you to extrapolate. I don't see where I called you office hot, anywhere. And if someone did, then it is between your two, not the forum. Further more, on what planet is it not acceptable to call a girl office hot, but is acceptable to call a person an inbred?
Also this statement particular intrigues me.
and if i was rei in drag, i'd be a boy
both rei & i & everyone else has quite the right to post on a public forum
Again, this was never in question at any point. But why would you not simply say Everyone has the right. why would you preface your statement with "me an X-rei?"
Couple that with a face book page with only 9 friends, one of them X-rei, in addition to the massive amounts of stalking Madame Legion accuses both of you of doing, then it seems as if you an X-rei are the same person. Or at least closely related.
If I were a 37 year old freelance computer programmer, I don't think fiesta is where I would spend my time speaking about a girl half my age, who never responds to me.
Seems to be a whole new level of creep to me.
Peace and Love guy,
~The pres
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:10 PM
Are you xRei in drag or something?
Please leave him out of this seeing as he is not part of this thread.
Thank you. c:
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 03:11 PM
But...but...where are you going to find a guillotine with a 250-foot-long blade? :confused:
Texas, everything's bigger in Texas.
as most royalty are quite inbred over many generations, it's quite possible that he is a queen
the quest to make people respect him and believe that a full int fighter has some upper hand against, oh, say, a potato, really isn't helped by the pure self righteous obnoxiousness of threads like this :>
but then, i only started to play last week, and know nothing about the game, so who am i to type
I read this post and 2 things happened:
1) I fell in love.
2) The chicken I was eating went up my nose.
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:15 PM
Texas, everything's bigger in Texas.
PFFT.
YOU KNOW NOTHING.
I have never seen a guillotine with a 250-foot-long blade here.
ulose. c;
ily.
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 03:16 PM
That's one epic nose you got there Backhand.
legionof1
06-25-2010, 03:18 PM
Please leave him out of this seeing as he is not part of this thread.
Thank you. c:
Umm...yes he is....check page 2
grummin
06-25-2010, 03:21 PM
Or you can come back here an fail some more.
Why bother? You, legion, and the Queen of Fail are providing enough fail to keep the forums stocked with it for the next year. *shrug*
Have fun with your asinine claims about who does and doesn't have the right to bag on Her Egoness. :D
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 03:29 PM
PFFT.
YOU KNOW NOTHING.
I have never seen a guillotine with a 250-foot-long blade here.
ulose. c;
ily.
There are several actually, they're either in storage or disguised as something else until we need them. :c!
That's one epic nose you got there Backhand.
Indeed, but the real hard part is getting the chewed up chicken out.
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:34 PM
Umm...yes he is....check page 2
I meant it as he is not the topic of the thread.
Anyway, don't bring other people's names into your posts like that.
'Cause that, sir, is a garden tool move. ;]
EDIT. D<
@BHbby~
How would you know? D:
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 03:38 PM
@BHbby~
How would you know? D:
Wouldn't that be the only reason you don't know about them D:?
Texas has Roaring Darth Vader Owls, why wouldn't they have giant guillotines?
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:41 PM
Wouldn't that be the only reason you don't know about them D:?
Texas has Roaring Darth Vader Owls, why wouldn't they have giant guillotines?
Maybe...maybe Darth Hedwig is really a guillotine in diguise. O:
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 03:42 PM
Maybe...maybe Darth Hedwig is really a guillotine in diguise. O:
Thats what you named it <<?
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:44 PM
Thats what you named it <<?
>> YES.
Wanna fight about it? D<
coles1
06-25-2010, 03:46 PM
Let me make this clear. I in no way take personal offense from the contents of this thread. But I look down upon the OP because they have the audacity to A) single out someone who is seriously buying something, B) waste their time on purpose by pretending to be a total newb, and C) post it on the public forums for laughs.
Also calling yourself our "Queen of Isya" doesn't make you look so great either.
That's just my opinion on the matter, of course everyone is free to see it as they will. But it just makes me wonder what your idea of a "joke" is, or what "funny" is.
o0 but I guess this thread doesn't really have a purpose now, if it ever even did.
vietree
06-25-2010, 03:47 PM
WOWZER!!! ALL THIS FOR ME!!!
Y'all see me SHININ!!!
I meant it as he is not the topic of the thread.
Anyway, don't bring other people's names into your posts like that.
'Cause that, sir, is a garden tool move. ;]
EDIT. D<
@BHbby~
How would you know? D:
Ummm the thread wasn't about a ton of unrelated issue individuals have with me either, but you didn't seem to mention that. Pragmatism/objectivism isn't a virtue I see often here or in game. It's all about who you like and don't. For some at least.
Y'all need to learn how to handle your personal issues with people individually. But lulz that you have personal issues with ANYONE in fiesta. Just crazy!
p.s.
Threnody...
Nani o meshiogari desu ka? Atashi wa Samui Chiizu pizza to miso wa arimasu yo. Onaka ga suita.....anou.............kyou onegaishimasu!
Plushii
06-25-2010, 03:48 PM
Hide boots! O_O amgggg
Viet are those really fighter boots? Maybe rangers can wear them to have a 100% succes hide 8D
Can I buy them pl0x? *O*
ps; loving your sense of humor, seriously xD
caitcouldchoke
06-25-2010, 03:50 PM
Ummm the thread wasn't about a ton of unrelated issue individuals have with me either, but you didn't seem to mention that. Pragmatism/objectivism isn't a virtue I see often here or in game. It's all about who you like and don't. For some at least.
Y'all need to learn how to handle your personal issues with people individually. But lulz that you have personal issues with ANYONE in fiesta. Just crazy!
I was merely saying that they should keep other's names out his post. ;p
And I have no issue with you, which is why I don't talk bad about you~ :]
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 03:57 PM
>> YES.
Wanna fight about it? D<
Indeed I do!
I was merely saying that they should keep other's names out his post. ;p
And I have no issue with you, which is why I don't talk bad about you~ :]
Well guess what, I have an issue with you, homewrecker >:c
aperturelaboratories
06-25-2010, 04:02 PM
you folk just jump on her 'cause she annoys you....
http://static.open.salon.com/files/duh-duh1233387823.jpg
That little bit of illogical logic aside,
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/this-thread-is-going.jpg
vietree
06-25-2010, 04:05 PM
Hide boots! O_O amgggg
Viet are those really fighter boots? Maybe rangers can wear them to have a 100% succes hide 8D
Can I buy them pl0x? *O*
ps; loving your sense of humor, seriously xD
AH!!! I see you are a man of good taste!!!
I will check my stock. I see you are a capped archer. I will do a custom job for you.
Unfortunalty, the hide boots are spoken for at the moment. (As you know they help you "Hide Good" which didn't seem to help me when I was dumb enough to War *Censored*)
I am waiting on the other person to reply in regards.
I checked my stock, and while I don;t have any decent boots I have some items JUST as good.
I AM BACK!!!
Im just going to show you the pic and let you lie in AWE.
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/xmas.jpg
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?
Imagine the possibilities.
You're trudging through swamp of dawn, and you need to camp. what are you going to eat?
Caiman? YIKES!!
Snack on chocolate and replenish that mush needed sp.
you can also store your bow and other accessories in this stocking as it was made by santa, who can fit all the worlds Christmas presents in one sack!!!
I know these arent the boots in question, however with chocolate...
WHO NEEDS EVASION!!!
If Helga comes barreling towards you....give him chocolate. NUFF SAID!!
5 gold a piece. Isyan currency only. No food stamps.
p.s.
I have 10 in stock. If you buy all 10 I'll throw a lantern soul in for free.
Plushii
06-25-2010, 04:11 PM
AH!!! I see you are a man of good taste!!!
I will check my stock. I see you are a capped archer. I will do a custom job for you.
Unfortunalty, the hide boots are spoken for at the moment. (As you know they help you "Hide Good" which didn't seem to help me when I was dumb enough to War *Censored*)
I am waiting on the other person to reply in regards.
I checked my stock, and while I don;t have any decent boots I have some items JUST as good.
I AM BACK!!!
Im just going to show you the pic and let you lie in AWE.
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/xmas.jpg
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?
Imagine the possibilities.
You're trudging through swamp of dawn, and you need to camp. what are you going to eat?
Caiman? YIKES!!
Snack on chocolate and replenish that mush needed sp.
you can also store your bow and other accessories in this stocking as it was made by santa, who can fit all the worlds Christmas presents in one sack!!!
I know these arent the boots in question, however with chocolate...
WHO NEEDS EVASION!!!
If Helga comes barreling towards you....give him chocolate. NUFF SAID!!
5 gold a piece. Isyan currency only. No food stamps.
p.s.
I have 10 in stock. If you buy all 10 I'll throw a lantern soul in for free.
You certainly know how to run your business miss.
That chocolate is tempting indeed, how many do you have in stock? Wait I see 10, lemme buy them all! Can never go wrong with chocolate!
vietree
06-25-2010, 04:14 PM
All 10 chocolates have been sold. Maybe next time people.
Perhaps you should level and Archer like this gentleman, and use Nature's Speed to get to the sales quicker.
ReplicaSwordsman
06-25-2010, 04:22 PM
Oh snap, must have been those quick-footed Gladiators with their Dash ability who got their first.
Ya have to get up early to beat them to the punch.
vietree
06-25-2010, 04:23 PM
Nope it was SnuggleSkull. A man who knows good gear when he sees it.
I have some Lantern souls and Star Pieces left if you are interested. But let me tell you, it will take much much more than that to help you, so I check storage again.
I don't want you guys to fight over these but I checked my storage again.....
Sigh, I know I love the attention but I am not sure I can deal with the amount of pm's I am going to receive over this next Item.
I will just let them speak for themselves.
Prepare to be able to Hidergooder than anyone on this server.
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/broncey/hide3.jpg
Guys please don't go broke attempting to outbid each other..we are in a recession.
what with all the unemployed Harkans, and Nest Slimes.
coles1
06-25-2010, 05:56 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/29xx0md.jpg
vietree
06-25-2010, 07:11 PM
I have a a 3 phase business plan I am working on, hopefully it will be both profitable, and prolific. I attended a seminar in Aberstol where some friendly gnomes sold it to me for a few dozen gold. He danced away laughing at at me for some odd reason, but I...I had the plan!!!
There are some kinks I am working out, but I figure I can continue to sell Karis on the side to keep me afloat until I have it all sorted.
Any help with this? Phase 3 is the only part that interests me but....
http://blog.goldphishe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gnome.jpg
da_greatist19
06-25-2010, 07:18 PM
This thread is way off topic. I skimmed through it and theirs way to many things to reply to...
What was the purpose of this thread?? ppl have laughed. Now ppl will flame, still ok?
These kind of threads really aren't a good look. Just my 2 cents.
I suggest this thread get moved to off topic discussion or closed....
Edit: I do envy your siggy...the black crown and that hairstyle looks kinda nice/ different.
Icetra
06-25-2010, 07:20 PM
Huh...I swore I heard the Red Queen speaking...
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 07:43 PM
Huh...I swore I heard the Red Queen speaking...
Off with your head!
Icetra
06-25-2010, 07:50 PM
;-;
Uh-Oh...
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 07:54 PM
;-;
Uh-Oh...
Thats right >:c.
Icetra
06-25-2010, 07:55 PM
But...but...
I like my head attached to my body. Dx
da_greatist19
06-25-2010, 08:01 PM
Huh...I swore I heard the Red Queen speaking...
http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/Da_greatist19/RedQueen.jpg
Checkmate....:cool:
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 08:05 PM
But...but...
I like my head attached to my body. Dx
I like it on the ground, at my feet. >:c
http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/Da_greatist19/RedQueen.jpg
Checkmate....:cool:
I think not
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh146/ianpettit/checkmate.jpg
da_greatist19
06-25-2010, 08:08 PM
I think not
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh146/ianpettit/checkmate.jpg
LOl. Darn I was so close!... :(
Icetra
06-25-2010, 08:09 PM
http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/Da_greatist19/RedQueen.jpg
Checkmate....:cool:
NU! CHEATER! D:
I don't care where you like my head at. It stays on meh body! D:< -runs off and hides in a corner- QQ
LOL. Queenie got into a accident. :c
da_greatist19
06-25-2010, 08:17 PM
NU! CHEATER! D:
LOL. Queenie got into a accident. :c
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
nooooo!
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 08:59 PM
LOl. Darn I was so close!... :(
Close, but no cigar ;D
NU! CHEATER! D:
I don't care where you like my head at. It says on meh body! D:< -runs off and hides in a corner- QQ
LOL. Queenie got into a accident. :c
LOL HAHAHA IM MAKING FUN OF YOUR TYPO D:<
I think icetra is a really cool guy, eh makes typos and doesn't afraid of anything
Icetra
06-25-2010, 09:06 PM
LOL HAHAHA IM MAKING FUN OF YOUR TYPO D:<
I think icetra is a really cool guy, eh makes typos and doesn't afraid of anything
OH SHIZZLE. -edits- Where did THAT come from?! >.> <.<
:c Um...no one saw that, right? :x
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
nooooo!
Yeeeeees! >: D
vietree
06-25-2010, 09:34 PM
This thread is way off topic. I skimmed through it and theirs way to many things to reply to...
What was the purpose of this thread?? ppl have laughed. Now ppl will flame, still ok?
These kind of threads really aren't a good look. Just my 2 cents.
I suggest this thread get moved to off topic discussion or closed....
Edit: I do envy your siggy...the black crown and that hairstyle looks kinda nice/ different.
I have a nice pvpkq armor set for you.
It has 0 stats...but it is much better than the rest as it is A king's quest blue
Interested?
KungFuHobo
06-25-2010, 10:24 PM
OH SHIZZLE. -edits- Where did THAT come from?! >.> <.<
:c Um...no one saw that, right? :x
It'll be quoted forever!
Hazol
06-25-2010, 10:44 PM
I have a a 3 phase business plan I am working on, hopefully it will be both profitable, and prolific. I attended a seminar in Aberstol where some friendly gnomes sold it to me for a few dozen gold. He danced away laughing at at me for some odd reason, but I...I had the plan!!!
There are some kinks I am working out, but I figure I can continue to sell Karis on the side to keep me afloat until I have it all sorted.
Any help with this? Phase 3 is the only part that interests me but....
http://blog.goldphishe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gnome.jpg
My Queen, I'm only an honest sales man, I specialize in pants and I think you may find my advice of value.
First you have to ask yourself, where are you going to collect these underpants from. The obvious answer would be, of course, the people of Isya. You need to enforce a tax of underpants. After a short time - people will run out of underpants. Perfect.
Now, let me introduce to you an ingenious invention of mine. The Hide Pants.
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4582/hidepants.png
You must stockpile these pants, get an large amount - than dump them all into the market for a relatively cheep price. You need to market these right, a few shouts talking about their epic bonuses should do. Once they're all sold people may start to realize some of the side effects of the "Hide Pants". With people wearing Hide Pants, and underwear-less, things could get hectic.
You, as the Queen, jump in and provide the solution. The Leather Pants.
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7770/leatherpants.png
These can be cheaply mass produced by a work force of Harkans, Kebings, and Slimes. With the mass chaos of people wearing their Hide Pants without underwear underneath you can sell these for whatever you please.
Of course, some might rather wear their Hide Pants than resort to the Leather pants, as they are quite noobish, so you offer these people The Hard Leather Pants.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8910/hardleatherpants.png
The Hard Leather Pants should provide enough defense bonuses to be able to take on the horrifically hard boss monster, like the Great Orc Captain. You would likely be able to sell these for twice the price of the Leather Pants.
There are rumours out there of a monster so powerful, non have defeated it. It goes by the name of Helga. Sadly Leather Pants and Hard Leather Pants will not give an given person enough bonuses to take on this beast. So you sell, what I like to call, The Magic Pants.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8349/magicpants.png
Magic Pants are very rare, but the most powerful pants in Isya, and they have been rumored to be prices at 20 gold pieces. But, With the chaos of the Hide Pants, and some good Marketing, you should be able to sell these epic pants for no less than 68 gold pieces.
I do realize that this is more than a "3 phase business plan" but I think the extra time will make your wallet fatter, so to speak.
I hope you give this course of action some serious thinking - as that I know I have.
Of course I will be your supplier of Hard Leather Pants and Magic Pants, so I say we split the profit of these pants 65/35 in favor of you, My Queen, and you can have all the money from the Leather Pants.
With Love, Narwhal, the Pants Salesman and loyal subject of My Queen.
vietree
06-26-2010, 01:56 AM
My Queen, I'm only an honest sales man, I specialize in pants and I think you may find my advice of value.
First you have to ask yourself, where are you going to collect these underpants from. The obvious answer would be, of course, the people of Isya. You need to enforce a tax of underpants. After a short time - people will run out of underpants. Perfect.
Now, let me introduce to you an ingenious invention of mine. The Hide Pants.
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4582/hidepants.png
You must stockpile these pants, get an large amount - than dump them all into the market for a relatively cheep price. You need to market these right, a few shouts talking about their epic bonuses should do. Once they're all sold people may start to realize some of the side effects of the "Hide Pants". With people wearing Hide Pants, and underwear-less, things could get hectic.
You, as the Queen, jump in and provide the solution. The Leather Pants.
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7770/leatherpants.png
These can be cheaply mass produced by a work force of Harkans, Kebings, and Slimes. With the mass chaos of people wearing their Hide Pants without underwear underneath you can sell these for whatever you please.
Of course, some might rather wear their Hide Pants than resort to the Leather pants, as they are quite noobish, so you offer these people The Hard Leather Pants.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8910/hardleatherpants.png
The Hard Leather Pants should provide enough defense bonuses to be able to take on the horrifically hard boss monster, like the Great Orc Captain. You would likely be able to sell these for twice the price of the Leather Pants.
There are rumours out there of a monster so powerful, non have defeated it. It goes by the name of Helga. Sadly Leather Pants and Hard Leather Pants will not give an given person enough bonuses to take on this beast. So you sell, what I like to call, The Magic Pants.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8349/magicpants.png
Magic Pants are very rare, but the most powerful pants in Isya, and they have been rumored to be prices at 20 gold pieces. But, With the chaos of the Hide Pants, and some good Marketing, you should be able to sell these epic pants for no less than 68 gold pieces.
I do realize that this is more than a "3 phase business plan" but I think the extra time will make your wallet fatter, so to speak.
I hope you give this course of action some serious thinking - as that I know I have.
Of course I will be your supplier of Hard Leather Pants and Magic Pants, so I say we split the profit of these pants 65/35 in favor of you, My Queen, and you can have all the money from the Leather Pants.
With Love, Narwhal, the Pants Salesman and loyal subject of My Queen.
From your knee naive!
You are a man whose wit and cunning far exceeds his station!
You being chosen to be one of the honorable company of the most noble order of The Gata, shall promise and swear by the holy evangelists, by you here touched, that wittingly or unwittingly, you shall not break any statute of the said order, or any articles in them contained. The same being agreeable and not repugnant to the laws of Almighty Goddess Teva, and the laws of this realm as far forth as you belongeth and apertaineth, so help you Goddess Teva, and her Holy Word.
I dub thee: Sir Reginald Chaparral Esq.
Reggie Bush for short.
And these pants I take it they shall assist me in my raid of the dark one Helga?
My cup shall run brimming and by Teva I shall keep your purse fat!
I am off to quest with my faction, I shall have these elusive magic pants!
Then again, I just got back from the club. I'm a go to bed.
kittren
06-26-2010, 11:59 AM
yes, I'm a child whose playing dressup and pretending I am a queen.
thank you for blessing me with those 5 minutes of fame, although I'm pretty sure you're the one looking for attention. I could really care less who looks at this conversation or considers me "cool" for being rude or mean to you, you're annoying, and I assume you're in your 20's? oh and I and I also assure you I'm not from cypion just here to make fun of you, I don't know you nor care too, I'm simply here to let you know that you're annoying.
aperturelaboratories
06-26-2010, 12:18 PM
I'm simply here to let you know that you're annoying.
Direct acknowledgment = validation = she wins. You are doing it wrong. :D
And I nearly forgot: As a wise queen once said,
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2152/2218017260_961efa8e12.jpg
carterbisya
06-26-2010, 12:43 PM
Ha ha! Vietree responded to a 15 year old with big flabby arms! Fwap fwap jiggle fwap fwap jiggle.
3 2 1 FAIL!!
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:00 PM
ohgosh my feelings are hurt by her two little friends who didn't actually have a legitimate arguement or support to bring to the table. way to go, queen. ;]
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:12 PM
Don't be hating on teh cuteness.
So with that, I say this: Epic Failz.
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:14 PM
ice, I don't know who you're addressing :c
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:16 PM
C:
Post above you.
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:19 PM
oh okay D;
I don't see you around anymore ;w;
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:21 PM
:c Because I don't post as much as I used to.
Besides, having a few problems, so inactivity is inevitable. xD
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:22 PM
same ;w; I don't even play anymore really and I have all ap classes this year which is so annoying :c
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:23 PM
:/ Yeah, I quitted about too days ago. x.x This game is just getting too tiring, really.
AP Classes? o.o (*cough* I'm a nub *cough*)
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:26 PM
college courses in highschool. D;
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:28 PM
Ohhh. How unfortunate. ;-;
I didn't know they had such classes around...don't think they are many in Virginia. .-.
Or maybe, I'm not paying attention... o.o
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:35 PM
this summer is so hot too ;-;
carterbisya
06-26-2010, 01:36 PM
I was actually making fun of Vietree. Are you really that insecure? The arm comment was just an observation, not a flame. You can get grounded. That sucks enough as it is kid. So my apologies if you thought it was meant to offend, or if I did.
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:38 PM
I feel bad now then D8 and I'm not sure whose insulting who in this thread actually. I read through the first 3 pages and had no idea why this wasn't closed already or if it was a joke or not. and my arms are fine, so no I'm not offended. ;w;
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:39 PM
this summer is so hot too ;-;
That is it. I'll say this again: 105 degrees is just absurd. @@
Yeah...I really don't see the point of this thread. Because it basically turned into insulting the OP. o-o
I've heard of this Vietree, and it seems that the rumors were true about him/her. ._.
kittren
06-26-2010, 01:45 PM
she made fun of aega which seemed ridiculous to me because she's the most anti-hostile person ever :c it's just derailed now 8D
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:53 PM
o.o Wow...
It seems Cypion is straight ticked off of her, from reading recent and past posts. o.o
:c And when I saw that she was the 'Queen of Isya', I thought it was something involved with that event...*forgot the name* x.x
GigiBunny
06-26-2010, 01:56 PM
Oo hmmmmm .... this thread still lives? .-. I see... oO and clearly, from reading past posts, some are not sure of it's purpose... >.>
<.< anywho...I would post on the topic of................of............o.o errr
*cricket sound effects* D< sorry I forgot what it was :o
Icetra
06-26-2010, 01:59 PM
It still has a will...
And it's life is grateful for everyone posting in it. :p
I dunno...this thread is off-topic, so it should be spoken and deemed as off-topic. :c
Also. I spew fire on your cricket noises.
*makes meeping sounds*
Now THAT'S where it's at. ;D
carterbisya
06-26-2010, 02:19 PM
Actually the thread was hilarious. And she wasn't aiming it at anyone in particular. The fact that so few of you get that, and instead decided to show your maturity with the typical childish insult is is a combination of sad and hysterical. You mean to tell me you didn't even read the thread, know nothing about her, and still found the need to come all the way here from your server page to talk about her? Jesus. You guys need role models. Did you notice there was not once on any page in which she insulted one single person? Flabby armed teen included. If anything I've been more abrasive than her, yet nothing was said to me. You guys have the close boxed, hive mentality. A text book case. I blatantly called you flabby arms, and "it's ok"? She didn't insult any of you but you all pile on like lemmings.
Responding to a thread without reading it is like interjecting into a conversation you heard 3 seconds of. Grow up. All of you. I don't want my tax dollars paying for your food stamps because you can't think critically.
KungFuHobo
06-26-2010, 04:30 PM
Did you notice there was not once on any page in which she insulted one single person? Flabby armed teen included. If anything I've been more abrasive than her, yet nothing was said to me. You guys have the close boxed, hive mentality. A text book case. I blatantly called you flabby arms, and "it's ok"? She didn't insult any of you but you all pile on like lemmings.
Responding to a thread without reading it is like interjecting into a conversation you heard 3 seconds of. Grow up. All of you. I don't want my tax dollars paying for your food stamps because you can't think critically.
Just providing two counterexamples from the first 4 pages of the thread.
Don't be mad at me cause yo Crown a knock off generic Outspark Brand
One Love Bayboy,
~V
I'll leave it up to you whether or not you count this one.
I REALLY...REALLY feel bad for your brain......poor thing. Malnutrition and the lack of literacy is tearing this planet apart! I reccomend some basics like Douglas Adams, then work your way up to Vonnegut. Oh wait no.....I hear Curious George is making a comeback. Lets start REALLY small.
juicy_babii
06-26-2010, 04:46 PM
Girl please! You ain't no Cypion Queen you're just someone who bought an ugly $150 crown. I'M Cypion's Queen.
http://www.outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241006
Have fun with it. kthnxbai.
spookyiness
06-26-2010, 04:57 PM
Girl please! You ain't no Cypion Queen you're just someone who bought an ugly $150 crown. I'M Cypion's Queen.
http://www.outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241006
Have fun with it. kthnxbai.
you mean someone who openly admitted to paying gold for someone else to gift her that crown?
Shadowic2
06-26-2010, 05:00 PM
I'm going to go ahead and close this thread as it has gone from being some sort of silly-jokish thread, into something far more negative with the bickering and flaming going on.
Please remember when engaging in a thread to be respectful towards on another.
-Closed-