How Steam gets girls... [Archive]

Kuydo

12-04-2007, 07:47 PM

How Steam doesn't get girls...
http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/3465/screenshot6412ka0.jpg

By killing his followers! With Ogres again. ;_;

TheCretz

12-04-2007, 09:06 PM

By killing his followers! With Ogres again. ;_;

Oh, so this is a new thing for you Steamites? I thought Steam never killed anyone on his server except for mobs........

Kuydo

12-04-2007, 09:24 PM

Oh, so this is a new thing for you Steamites? I thought Steam never killed anyone on his server except for mobs........

You know your post gives me an idea. To look through my 620 screenshots and find the first time I was ever killed by Lord Steamy!
~As you can tell I am bored ._., and its freezing outside~

Edit: Found it! :3
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/310/screenshot022wl7.jpg

SilverPassion

12-04-2007, 10:13 PM

Oh, so this is a new thing for you Steamites? I thought Steam never killed anyone on his server except for mobs........

That God complex Steam mini Dragon/ogred me to death...ME who was taking his pictures...I felt so trampled on. And that mini dragon is soo not mini....

Caution

12-04-2007, 11:35 PM

How Steam gets girls...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/lydiaisme/screenshot358.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/lydiaisme/screenshot366.jpg

We're his own little harem.

GM_Steam

12-04-2007, 11:44 PM

In my defense about the Harem picture, I just stood there AFK, YOU surrounded ME.
And Maiya, I asked for a hug, you attacked me, I rooted you to show you I meant no harm!

reesiecutie

12-05-2007, 12:01 AM

Wish I'd taken a screenie Monday after the guild war when Steam repeatedly summoned me to himself to prove he could steal me....

Kuydo

12-05-2007, 12:05 AM

Wish I'd taken a screenie Monday after the guild war when Steam repeatedly summoned me to himself to prove he could steal me....

*Waves* I was a witness to it all! :3

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 12:15 AM

That was more to get you away from Blitz than to steal you (He's a scoundrel that one!)

reesiecutie

12-05-2007, 12:25 AM

Sadly, your attempts were fruitless as he sits less than 10 feet from me. Now if you were to come to Sacramento and bind and gag me...that's another story.

aarcane2

12-05-2007, 12:27 AM

or if you want to bind and gag me instead, that might be fun too, you're cute~

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 12:28 AM

I will now seriously try to forget those last two posts ever got posted and that I read them, and now back to business.

aarcane

12-05-2007, 12:31 AM

so, how goes bot hunting?

Kholai

12-05-2007, 02:24 AM

I will now seriously try to forget those last two posts never got posted, that I didn't read them, and now back to business.

....

I lol'd.

I'm onto your ways Steam! Five seconds after that picture, you kicked Maiya in the face! Used and discarded, for shame Steam, for shame!

And whaddya mean attacked you? You were the one who warred the Famous just because you were jealous of our l33t ninja hax!

And we woulda won too if you'd not been healed all those times, now where's our much deserved Exp reward and my title "GM's whipping boy"?! =D
*Died 38 times, got hit 43 times.*

deliccate

12-05-2007, 07:05 AM

I think i started something with these hugs! ><

Driftlock

12-05-2007, 08:00 AM

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8704/ladysmanoa0.png

Dunno...I think I'd capture this 'How Steam Eats Ears..."

Alektos

12-05-2007, 08:13 AM

The Ogres... -.-' Scarred for life. I'm as traumatized as Psylent now. Steamy teleported me into the Ogres purely to flex his godly powers and kill a Cretzite. -Hides in terror.-

deliccate

12-05-2007, 08:35 AM

I think Cretzism is more intriguing. I'm a pacifist by heart. Steamites have a lot of issues. Too much excitement for this old girl/hag ><

SilverPassion

12-05-2007, 08:59 AM

This topis is so funny, u ppl made my morning X3

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 11:20 AM

....

I lol'd.

I'm onto your ways Steam! Five seconds after that picture, you kicked Maiya in the face! Used and discarded, for shame Steam, for shame!

And whaddya mean attacked you? You were the one who warred the Famous just because you were jealous of our l33t ninja hax!

And we woulda won too if you'd not been healed all those times, now where's our much deserved Exp reward and my title "GM's whipping boy"?! =D
*Died 38 times, got hit 43 times.*

I warred the Famous because Psylent was talking smack. HE started it. I finished it.

SilverPassion

12-05-2007, 11:34 AM

smack smack....that work is just so funny....

Kholai

12-05-2007, 02:24 PM

It's funny, I think talking smack is one of our ninja hax. How did you discover our secret Steam?!

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 02:26 PM

It's funny, I think talking smack is one of our ninja hax. How did you discover our secret Steam?!

Ninja hax...

Caution

12-05-2007, 02:54 PM

In my defense about the Harem picture, I just stood there AFK, YOU surrounded ME.

In counter defense, in the first one, YOU appeared in the middle of OUR grinding session. We just stood there GRINDING.

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 03:10 PM

I was told to show up, and not told why. Curiosity killed the cat.

DARUNA

12-05-2007, 03:12 PM

this is getting way too funny,pretty soon someone is gonna say you owe them momey,hahahahahaha

DARUNA

12-05-2007, 03:15 PM

In my defense about the Harem picture, I just stood there AFK, YOU surrounded ME.
And Maiya, I asked for a hug, you attacked me, I rooted you to show you I meant no harm!

well,no offense Steam,but when you ask for a hug from any enemy,i dont think they think you mean no harm,especially if you root them down so they cant run:D

Caution

12-05-2007, 03:18 PM

I was told to show up, and not told why. Curiosity killed the cat.

Doesn't mean you had to show up in the middle. ;D

EDIT: And without clothes, no less! D:

GM_Steam

12-05-2007, 03:21 PM

I was swapping out older armor for new armor, and my warp to command puts me right on top of the person i warp to.

Caution

12-05-2007, 03:26 PM

Two sets of armor. You wear cash shop as well as armor. And I know you wore cash shop before the first and second pictures were taken. Swapping armor doesn't mean you had to take off your cash shop.

And that doesn't mean you had to go visible while still in the middle of us.

SilverPassion

12-05-2007, 04:51 PM

DONT COMPLAIN!..take pictures instead and use them as blackmail....o.o

Balder

12-05-2007, 05:16 PM

OMG, we steamites have some major issues going on here...

SilverPassion

12-05-2007, 09:34 PM

OMG, we steamites have some major issues going on here...

Issues build character :p

Kholai

12-06-2007, 12:54 AM

this is getting way too funny,pretty soon someone is gonna say you owe them momey,hahahahahaha

....

Steam owes me 45 silver.
And a cat.

Yamahito

12-06-2007, 02:04 AM

Lol, I guess for what happened to you...who doesn't owe you?

SilverPassion

12-06-2007, 06:32 AM

rofl, tramatized?

Apoline

12-06-2007, 02:56 PM

I was told to show up, and not told why. Curiosity killed the cat.

Bwahahaha i told him to show up to the Hawt girl on girl naked grinding party...

Proof!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff191/He4ler/Steam.jpg

zeldaahn2

12-06-2007, 03:22 PM

Bwahahaha i told him to show up to the Hawt girl on girl naked grinding party...

Proof!
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff191/He4ler/Steam.jpg

He pooofed out of no where lol <_<