Poem..by Angel000 the noob cleric.

[avonlea123]

Title: Noob

Eh-em...
Ima cleric thats my job,
Saving people from mass mobs.
Healing in my nooblet way,
Angel is here to save the day!!
Don't worry you won't die,
thats 'cuz I just use revive.
Withou clerics you won't survive,
so walk up to a cleric and say hi.
Buffs heals and much more...
OMG [Teva] bless your soul!

[avonlea123]

Join me next week for another cleric poem xd.

[Daevor]

Nice, nice, keep it coming :-)

~~Daevor, The Devoted

[KiryuKyosku]

No flow, hopeless word choices, simple numb and dry.
Might wanna improve yourself.

[avonlea123]

oh well look here SHAKESPEARE, i may not be a professional, but at least i TRIED.

[Orchids_Mantis]

I had to reply when I read your post.

I too am a healer,
But one of evil ways,
For too many people,
Treated me like I'm their slave.

“Just shut up and heal,
Go stand in the back.
You get nothing from TK.
How dare you attack!”

You’re to be replaced,
-At whim sometimes it feels-
Or as soon as arrives,
One with higher tier heals.

My buffs they demand,
In both towns and in fields,
Or in words I don’t understand,
Like “plz” “ploxors” or “plslz”.

These days I am hated,
Cursed among players.
Though seems it was fated,
For I no longer give favors.

It’s my heals and buffs,
That keep you not needing a revive,
So now in my parties,
By MY rules they abide.

You lure what I say,
You mock as we need
For you’ll lose exp,
If you do not take heed.

My SP is mine,
To do with as I wish.
It’s not complex at all,
The only rule is this:

I heal your wounds,
Prevent loss of exp.
In return I ask fairness,
I want simple dignity.

[Daevor]

No flow, hopeless word choices, simple numb and dry.
Might wannabe improve yourself.

The only "wannabe" I see is a "wannabe-idols-judge". Missed your calling, did you?

Well, here's my amateur contribution. Oh, and this is dedicated to Her Honour, m'Lady LaCelestina, an excellent cleric and a most pleasant person.

(to the tune of the song "It's all coming back to me", by Celine Dion)


It's all coming back~~

There were nights in Sandhill where I was so alone
That my body froze in stun
whenever I tried to solo.

There were days when GC was so full
That all my gears were covered in dust
And I just knew with limited red eyes
I couldn't keep enhancing forever

I finished grinding in the instant that you left
And I can't remember where or when or how
And I banished every ZK you and I had ever slain

But when you heal me like this
And you rejuve me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me
(It's all coming back, it's all coming back to me now)

There were kq's in Goldhill
And there were tombs of Moonlight
There were mobs we'd never grind on again
But then they'd always wanted to fight
There were nights of endless playing
It was more than any sleep allowed
m'Lady m'Lady

If you heal me like this
And if you rejuve me like that
I was buffed long ago
But it's all coming back to me
If you revive me like this
And if you invince me like that
It was cast long ago
But it's all coming back to me
So cast resist
And it's all coming back to me
I can barely grind at all
But it's all coming back to me now
But it's all coming back

(It's all coming back to me now)
And when you heal me like this
(It's all coming back to me now)
And when you rejuve me like that
(It's all coming back to me now)
And if we, , ,


~~Daevor, The Devoted

[avonlea123]

LOL ok then. i love all of them :D. i feel very outclassed now though :'(

[Dragonfly77]

I wanna try!!!

Clerics huh? Hmm...

Silver wind, shining bright,
Embraced with holy light.
Heal the wounds of fateless plight,
Do not falter, or show fright.

The fighter before you,
Stands at the ready.
He shows no fear,
Just keep your hands steady.

Oh no! Look out!
Aggro comes your way.
Oh dear, watch out!
The mage is afk!

In utter desperation,
Don't hold to hesitation!
Mock fighter, mock!
Stop talking like a jock!!

The battle is lost,
retreat, retreat!
Don't act crossed,
You did well for - Oh sheeeet!!

Ignore that fighter,
you are not a fail.
Don't grip the mace tighter,
Just ignore the mage's wail.

Just take a deep breath,
Revive, and wait for cooldown.
You're not responsible for their deaths-
"I said I was in cooldown...dammit."

Forget it! get out of here!
They cant' do anything right..
I'm out of here, good bye!
Turrok, get online...

(just as a fill in, Turrok is the fighter my cleric, SilverZephyr usually parties with. =P)

[Daevor]

LOL ok then. i love all of them :D. i feel very outclassed now though :'(


Perhaps you do, but just think: it was your poem that started it all. That's got to count for something :)

~~Daevor, The Devoted

[Orchids_Mantis]

an excellent cleric and a most pleasant person.


Next time I get to talk to her I'll let her know you said that.
It will drive her nuts. :D

[avonlea123]

Ok then. Another noob poem by Angel000. I just strung random stuff together. Doesn’t really make sense.


Where were the clerics
When the enemies were ganging up,
Most people would help,
I would just say...'sup.

And I just want you to know this,

Even though I died, I won't blame it on clerics
They're to busy,
Healing 'cos its so hectic.

To see people falling around me
By the hands of Helga
I would kick back and say:
"Oh the poor fella's"

But I won't stay down,
I would just take him on
Even though it would be hopeless
it would at least be fun.

I am a cleric,
I have a magical otter,
I may be strange at times
Many people don’t bother.

My motto: ~never mess with an angry cleric~
It came true,
When I saw my cleric master,
Destroy noob-ish goons.

I have a magical otter,
And a few friends.
And ill stay with ‘em,
‘till the very end.

[mary566]

Cleric poem eh? lemme try

i too am a cleric
but one of the bad ways,
if they all die,
its not my problem anyway,

they call me a noob,
but i just walk away
for its true,
that they wont see the next day,

They call for help,
but i dont bother,
cause they called me a noob,
and i only help my brother,

If they didnt call me a noob
i'll helped them to,
but they rejected us clerics
cause thats what they do,

Clerics are mocked these days,
just like fighters too,
but if u need them,
you will want them too,

[mary566]

that was fun lemme try again

I am a cleric,
Healing in my own ways,
If you call me a noob,
You have came the wrong way,

I heal you all,
but you dont say thanks,
If i wasnt soo kind,
I woudnt have have healed the tanks,

Clerics arent appreciated theese days,
People like this shouldnt be healed,
people should take this as a leason,
when a cleric heals you say thanks for the heal

Let me tell you a story,
as people heal others,
they have lives too,
if you dont say thanks,
all that we can do,
is kill you.

[tristene123]

Lemme try too!

I am a cleric thats my job,
Healing reviving and all thats good,
If you dont pay attention to me,
I will beat you up till you bleed,

Many monsters come your way,
So I am here to save the day,
People meet me and only wave,
And thats why im here to save the day,

People like dave make me angry,
Until i exploxed and say handy
People dont care and only say hi,
Soo thats why,

[kme92]

C-L-E-R-I-C

Combat skills such as bash, trip and bleed,
Doesn't matter, have to heal, because I'm in a party.

Level 100, Be a Guardian or Holyknight
Either way, the AOE won't help me in a fight.

Everytime I try to enter a P-V-P,
I always find myself getting stunned or feared.

Resurrecting the dead, it's a powerfull skill,
but just because you demand, it doesn't mean I will.

If I had a dime for everytime I heard "Buff please"
I'd have enough cash to find a cure for heart disease.

"Cleric, over here, we need another save!"
One, I have a name, and two, I'm not your slave...



Doesn't really mesh well, but I was kind of rapping it in my head.

[tristene123]

I feel like my poem is bad

[KiryuKyosku]

The only "wannabe" I see is a "wannabe-idols-judge". Missed your calling, did you?


Sorry that people can't take negativity and their mistakes, life isn't always sunshine and flowers, get life straight before you judge, and it was actually a typo, i'll fix that, seeing you're to dumb to see it. But, I don't care really, cause you always make a problem about a typo even if it's one letter. :')
Quit posting if you can't handle CnC.

[tristene123]

.......... well isnt it Crictic mc critic pants
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[tristene123]

I am a cleric,
cause thats my job,
If u call me a noob,
u will die anyway,
so why do i bother,
of what people say,
if u dont get healed,
its not my problem anyway,

[avonlea123]

I feel like my poem is bad

Don't worry your getting the hang of it. Remember I was a noob at poem writing once too.
;)

[avonlea123]

Heals and fighting gosh its sore,
They could rather buy me something from the store.

Its quite a pain every time they say,
“Don’t worry this is the last buff I need for the day”.

Really now do be realistic,
Goodbye and don’t be a dip-stick.

Maybe I should go into retirement,
Its better than suffering boss bombardment.

If you want to know why it’s because of all the reviving,
Without me the won’t have any chance of surviving.

I can get people out of their dreadful comas,
Fighters, archers, even President Obama.

Lets just say…I’m more of the fighting type,
Healing is just about as boring as Skype.

But if you like I will heal you,
Just ask nicely or I will keel you.

>:]

TADAAAA..

[tristene123]

http://sugoideas.com/drama-2010/the-fierce-wifehey angel, do you watch the fierce wife?

[avonlea123]

o.oooo what is THAT