The Continuous Essay Game

[heiji.]

Well, for all the writers/bored/creative people out there, here's what we're gonna do:
We're gonna write an extravagantly long story, each person a short sentence.

Example:

Person 1: Once apon a time, there was a boy who
Person 2: wears a dress in public
Person 3: and think it's normal
Person 4: One fine day, he decided to visit AR
.................................................. ...............................

And the story goes... Rules, there is none, but just try not to make it a dead end so the game can continue. Also, try to make your sentence short, and no double posts o:<

I'll start:

Once apon a time, there was a boy named Kobalfarre...

[FrostyFruit]

...He met his friend Darkburb...

[Shadowic2]

Moving this over to Fan Fiction ^^

Carry on!

[heiji.]

.. while on his way to school. Suddenly,

[VermillionTwilight]

... A strong gust of wind blew his skirt up.


btw, it's "upon" and this/these ^ aren't sentences.
Also, FanFic section is where threads go to die, it seems.

[moko25]

and he ate a pies

[FrostyFruit]

and had the urge to go to the bathroom and sees...

[mary587]

...toilet paper and accidentally wets his pants...

[FrostyFruit]

5,000 girls and 1 boy passed by taking pictures as he wet his pants and he...

[heiji.]

continue eating the pie, then he noticed the pie was actually a...

[FrostyFruit]

Cake in disguise and so he went to the bakery store to...

[mary587]

...buy some bread but realised that the bakery was a worms mouth and .....

[FrostyFruit]

...meets with a sponge named BobSponge and both run away to...

[mary587]

...get some underpants but accidentally falls with his pants off and....

[FrostyFruit]

...his pants rip so he uses his shirt as his pants and runs to the nearest store to...

[heiji.]

find his internet-girlfriend, but realised she's actually a

[avgost_]

Bad girl, that love killing ...

[heiji.]

rabbits in his backyard, so he

[FrostyFruit]

looks for mugs monney to help...

[mary587]

Kill her but then he pee his pants cause he was nervous and his girlfriend ...

[heiji.]

screamed like Garfield, all the while trying to kick his..

[mary587]

butt but she accidentaly poured acid onto him.....

[Rosey378]

... and he screamed like a girl and ran to the nearest fountain ...

[beautifulmadness]

that was not filled with water, but with

[xxtestxx]

nothing, so he fell into the fountain and landed on his head which cured his obvious mental disabilities and

[triedgezz]

Ran around Roumen butt naked for some reason, and..

[satanpaws]

tried to hit on the gold spammers, but they...

[mary587]

got throwed with pie that the citizens like and.......

[triedgezz]

They tried to run away from the citizens and him as they try to eat the pie off them but..

[Rosey378]

They ran into Healer Julia and she threw SP stones at them...

[triedgezz]

...with the sp, the gold spammers stunt the people chasing them and started freakdancing them ..and

[Rosey378]

Then the gold spammers got banned and the rest went home...

[Dead_Man777]

and afterward some archers went out kiting...

[triedgezz]

In Forest of Tides and they accidentally disturbed the Nest Slime..

[Rosey378]

And the Nest Slime pwned them instantly, so they respawned in Roumen and...

[kitten0730]

grabbed all of hp and sp stones and threw them at Healer Julia, but they were actually....

[triedgezz]

Throwing turtles shells at her, Healer Julia was raging and was chasing the nubby archers around Roumen with a broomstick... and

[kitten0730]

Accidently went to Eldy and...

[triedgezz]

Started whacking the innocent players that were dancing near Shutian, they then..

[kitten0730]

Got mad and started to spam them, then they....

[Dragonfly77]

...started a server wide war where Shuitan had to...

[sparklespiritmusic]

decide who gets to dance the tango in a cape. So he...

[karaikou]

....could go card collecting with....

[oballer]

rebecca black while doing the shuffle, but then...

[heiji.]

his wife came, it was..

[oballer]

justin bieber! They began to..

[heiji.]

talk girly stuffs, and then Justin.B had an idea. He...

[triedgezz]

decided that she should perform a song in Eldy..

[karaikou]

...However his voice began to break and he had to...

[heiji.]

Go get his hair permed for some reason, so..

[triedgezz]

he went for a perm then dyed his hair pink, thinking it matches his eyes, but...

[karaikou]

He was actually allergic and began to...

[heiji.]

grow an extra leg due to some reaction, then..

[karaikou]

...He decided to have a three legged race with Dungeon Cornelius, however...

[misspotato]

...Cornelius was too busy eating a box full of green mashed potatos....

[greenbeenie59]

...so instead he wanted to ride the Great Almight Leviathan but...

[heiji.]

It was busy perming it's tail instead.. So Ol' Beiber got jealous and..

[karaikou]

Ate a chocolate coated pineapple, which was actually....

[scarnavia]

A baby echidna ...This cause him to..

[jonny890]

internally bleed on his insides and he screamed and banged his head on...

[karaikou]

A deck of pokemon--I mean Trading cards that....

[heartofachampyun]

Came to life and Pikachu thundershocked him and...

[heiji.]

Changed beiber to a bibarel... O_O
And that made all his fans...

[karaikou]

Try to catch him! And so...

[jonny890]

he ran into the woods and looked in water to fix his hair and he saw a....

[sparklespiritmusic]

giant slime in the bottom of a.....

[jonny890]

bottle and it begged to be opened so he decided to....