Weapon Stories

[Takako]

I made this thread for all the people who had funny and unfortunate tales about their weapons and items.

I have a story of my own.

There once was a Cleric names Alonson.He was a happy little cleric skipping in Elderine.He came cross a shop that was selling a Level 40 cleric mace for 35 silver and it was a +3. He thought it was a good deal so he bought it for the futuure. 5 days later he came accros another shop that was selling another +3 cleric mace for 20 silver. I hurrried and bought it and now i had 2 level 40 cleric maces. I sold one to my friend for 30 silver and i just made 10 silver! I was a very happy cleric. Then i enhanced my weapon to a +4. 1 month later i went to a mellenion robo kingdom quest and guess what I got as the reward? A plus 4 cleric mace! Now i have 2. I"m going to try to enhance one one of then to a plus 5 cause i don't like the purple glow. If i break it I get another try. Lol. If i succeed I"m going to sell it or trade it for a level 40 + or regular hammer.
The End

Post your funny and unfortunate stories. lol

[NinjaBaker]

Ya i think i have a funny storie

Well i finnally reached lvl 30 with my mage and finished all the quests were u get 4 different types of lvl 34 boots for each class. So i decided to do what most of us do...sell them each for 4s. So i went afk for a while and when i came back i saw that the lvl 34 fighter boots were gone and i checked my income and it said 4c. "4 copper!" i said to myself. I accidentally solf the boots for 4c instead of 4s ><

[Rawreth]

I refined a level 15(+3) bow I received from Mara KQ. I enhanced it all the way to +8 without failing, without the help of Fiesta Store items. One day I tried to enhance it again out of boredom one more time, and it broke.

[stingraydl]

thats horrible...omg

[yatyu1992]

I refined a level 15(+3) bow I received from Mara KQ. I enhanced it all the way to +8 without failing, without the help of Fiesta Store items. One day I tried to enhance it again out of boredom one more time, and it broke.

happened to me too, except my is a lvl 20 (+7) crossbow...i gave up on that account now...

[Takako]

wow how funny lol

[Phantomduck]

Yeh i had a +5 heaven hammer and no money but i had one blessed lix so what did i do???
I used it on the hammer and my game lagged hence the hammer broke instantly...
I was soooo sad and wanted to smash my new pc i got for x-mas but then this other player was buying tier 3 alchemy stones for 2S a stack and i had 200 so i sold the 4 stacks and got 8S and then rejoice there was somone with a +4 heaven hammer for 8S ecxactly so i bought it and am now a happy lvl 23 cleric once again!!!!

Lol! this is a true story and i am now mortally afraid of enhancing expensive things...well without the anti-breakage things anyway...

What nooooooo i got a blessed lix from Mara KQ!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHH.... Must resist temptation must not, quickly teleport to sand hill...

Sorry i know i am just a bit mental...well very mental...weeeeellll extremely mental!

[Takako]

Ok I have more to add to my horsemen mace story. I tried to enhance it to plus 6 so i bought a lucky lix for 6 silver( what a good deal!) and it didnt work. (Money wasted) .Soon i turned level 40 and started to use one of the 2 +4 horsemen's fail mace. When i reached level 40 I met a guy names TuxBoy that would want to buy mt +4. I gave him2 weeks to earn the money and by 2 weeks he already gotten a ggk mace. He sold it for money and gotten a +5 horsemen fail mace for 32 silver another great deal. When we met again at level 43 we made a deal. If I gave him my ggk xbow i gotten and my +4 mace he'll give me 30silveer and his +5. (Bad deal i know but i don't care). We made the deal and my friend gave me a lucky lix cause he owed me. Now i have a +4 and a +5. I used the lucky lix and enhanced the +4 into a +6! Later i sold my +5 to some guy for a regular lvl 40 hammer and 10 silver. Lol confusing story i know.

[Oirasse]

Once a lv22 was walking down the road in sand beach. She was bored and decided to attack a fire mashroom. Almost got killed b/c she forgot to equip her bow... (true personal story)

Weapons are important guys!!!

[MissusDolly]

Just today I got a good deal on a +5 green Steel Crossbow. Level 20 with a crit bonus 9%. Got it for 9 silver. It just made my day to find something good for a bit. Unsure if I will sell.
-Dolly

[Takako]

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Don't write stuff that doesnt relate to this thread. Its reportable. >:O

[Khimera]

This didnt happen to me but to my friend when I was sleeping over at this house...

"OMG, look a +7 club and only for 6s????" "BUY IT BUY IT." *The item has been purchased.* Sweet now if i fail the +8 i can make the +7 higher. (the next day) Alright here goes... +8, lix on the far left. Fail. ok one more time. Fail. ok.... ONE LAST TIME. (boy was he right) failed and the weapon broke. *friend smiled and logged off* It was 12 AM alright lemme try the +7 First one SUCESS YES +8... Next one Fail. The wepon degraded :/ He tried again YES +8 AGAIN... Tried again YES +9 CLUB YES YAY HOORAY.... Logged off

the next morning.... alright gonna lvl so i can use my club.. logs on "wait where are my items???? i lost my items i GOT HACKED"....

[Takako]

This didnt happen to me but to my friend when I was sleeping over at this house...

"OMG, look a +7 club and only for 6s????" "BUY IT BUY IT." *The item has been purchased.* Sweet now if i fail the +8 i can make the +7 higher. (the next day) Alright here goes... +8, lix on the far left. Fail. ok one more time. Fail. ok.... ONE LAST TIME. (boy was he right) failed and the weapon broke. *friend smiled and logged off* It was 12 AM alright lemme try the +7 First one SUCESS YES +8... Next one Fail. The wepon degraded :/ He tried again YES +8 AGAIN... Tried again YES +9 CLUB YES YAY HOORAY.... Logged off

the next morning.... alright gonna lvl so i can use my club.. logs on "wait where are my items???? i lost my items i GOT HACKED"....

lol funny story. What do u mean hacked. How did he get hacked?

[Firefox]

is a ggk 2h lvl 2?

[Drew697]

The Story of a King Marlone +28 STR Axe

There once was a boy, he was a fighter. He was level I think 25 at the time. He was running through Forest of Mist to Elderine. He then arranged his noob guild of level 20's to go fight King Marlone. He was the only fighter in his guild. By the time they found King Marlone he was low on SP from all those DANG LITTLE NOOBY DUNGEON MARLONES! So he rested. And one of his clerics practily combusted. So they had to start over but Zezyma was smart he stayed and waited. (SP Reached 360) Zezyma was an idiot he taunted the 3 gaurding archers and killed them. He was left with King Marlone all by himself. Zezyma ATTACKED. Zezyma stunned and immobilized he healed using like 5 pots.
"YES KING MARLONE 100HP LEFT) He spammed all his skills. Zezyma healed back to 1380HP he then used his major axe skill Power Hit. He took it down BAM! King Marlone falls dead. Zezyma looked for the drops. and there it was. The awsomest KM axe. Zezyma took it and warped back to Elderine. He went to enhance. Succes...Success...Succes...Success...Success...Su ccess...FAIL!...Succes...Success. WEWT +8 King Marlone. Zezyma was stupid enough to Enhance one more time. and TADA
BROKE! Zezyma almost threw his computer down the stairs :/

[kyle_infinity]

i had a +4 hammer with my cleric and it broke so i quit playing on him

[kyle_infinity]

o and above mine that stinks horrably

[obilerator]

I also had a +4 Heaven's Hammer which broke on my cleric =(. It hurts.

Anyways, I had this funny experience. I just created a new archer and got it up to lvl 7 before I went to do the King Slime KQ. I got a Light Bow +3 (the lvl 15 bow) from the first try and decided to keep it. When I did the KQ again, I got a Light Bow +3 and a Lix. What did I do? Enhance the bow *DUH* since I had nothing to lose. The bow got "de-levelled" to a +2. Sold that one for 600c. Next try on the KQ, I got a Light Bow +3 and another Lix. Took it to enhance again, except this time it succeeded. Feeling so happy, I went to buy licenses for the bow. Feeling good when I equipped the bow, (turned level 15 at this point) I went to do the KQ again. This time, I got a Light Bow +5. I was like W*F? I was horrified that I had a better bow but I didnt have enough cash for 3 other licenses.. Then some kind person came along and gave me some cash for the licenses. Up till today, I still do not know who gave me the money.

A Big Thanks To The One Who Gave Me The Money.

[liljeffz90]

One day, there was a lv23 fighter named Cyphrus that loveeeeeeed Mara's KQ. He kq-ed all the time, never really training on normal monsters and then it happened!
For once in the KQ, he finally got a green lv20 1-hand sword that had more damage than the ordinary ones. Feeling so high and mighty, he took the sword which was already +4 and refined it using a blessed lix.
The first try............. FAILED. "Oh it's okay, i was just unlucky on that try i guess.. " said Cyphrus. So he tried refining one more time with another blessed lix. This time, his happy ending became a nightmare. IT BROKE. He had no money to buy another lv20 sword or even own a back-up sword.
Until just recently(level 26), he kept KQ-ing for that same sword but it never came. So what does this fighter use as a weapon, you ask? BARE FISTS and a shield that he dares not refine at all. :D:D

[shadowedcloud]

there once was a person named shadow... he was walking in elderine. he stumbled on this little blue house, ohh look pretty house he said, so he went inside...he saw a zombie king stout mace +8 for 1 silver !!! hmmm he wondered if they ment one gold... eh whatever so he bought it,... well he also had a lucky xir... ( from another cheap buy ). so i wonderd should i do it??? i said yes... so it went around and around ( the little light ) and it stopped on the exactomundo spot i needed it to !!! or did it ? it went one space too many X( DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNN...
it shattered into amillion peices on the ground * so sad *
but i still play on that account and freind gave me new zombie king stout mace ( no enhancement... ) * i think she felt sorry for me... or liked me XD *

[danonimooseone]

LOl heres mine

i just finish my lvl up quest to a high cleric and got the hammer as a reward then check my storage and i saw a 6 stock of elures i grab 1 stock then went to the smith in eldrine to refine it to +3 but guess what while i was trying to refine it to +1 the blacksmith stole my hammer ^^_ and never give it back (if you didnt understand it broke =_=) it dint even reached +1 $#!^ (im a newbie so money is hard for me) at that time I only have 1s in my pocket LOL T_T after that i join the MARA KQ and got the reward of a +4 Hammer ^^_

[kjjjk]

there once was a person named shadow... he was walking in elderine. he stumbled on this little blue house, ohh look pretty house he said, so he went inside...he saw a zombie king stout mace +8 for 1 silver !!! hmmm he wondered if they ment one gold... eh whatever so he bought it,... well he also had a lucky xir... ( from another cheap buy ). so i wonderd should i do it??? i said yes... so it went around and around ( the little light ) and it stopped on the exactomundo spot i needed it to !!! or did it ? it went one space too many X( DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNNN...
it shattered into amillion peices on the ground * so sad *
but i still play on that account and freind gave me new zombie king stout mace ( no enhancement... ) * i think she felt sorry for me... or liked me XD *

dude u shouldve kept +8, it looks better on than +9
+8 on a sword make it look like a Frostmourne
Frostmourne
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x14/DonTwizz/Frostmourne.png

[HateUchiha]

ok i had just made lv 30 leaving out of kq. and at this time i had bought all my skills and had a few silver left. started to check a few stores then....TA-DAAAA i saw lix[3]. well i was still a noob thinking it would make my weapon stronger. i keept trying to enchance when the little message came up saying the stone lv is to high, D=. so then i bought my crossbow =D. and enchanced it till it was +7 then*SNAP*. D=.........my +7 crossbow broken and gone. i had to then use my lv 20 for about 3 lvs >.<

[Takako]

Ouch tough luck link.