Kill_I_Outta
02-28-2008, 03:43 AM
so a rabbi was doin his thing chopin off the foreskin one day when he thought what a waste it is
he decided to start putting the discarded skin into a box eventually the box ws filled
not really knowing what to do with it he brought it to a leather smith
the guy opened up the box and nearly hurled
he wanted to tell the rabbi go to hell but thought better of it (just in case)
so he told the rabbi he will see what he can do and to come back in a week
a week later the rabbi returned to see what was made
the leathercraftter went into the back room and retrieved a small box which he gave ot the rabbi
the rabbi opens the box and inside is and elaborate wallett
he takes it out and inspects the craftmanship and it was truely exquisite
he then looks to the leather smith and said "this is a truely remarkable wallett but is this all.....i gave you a rather large box of skin to work with"
the leather crafter replied........
yes but if you rub it it turns into a suitcase
he decided to start putting the discarded skin into a box eventually the box ws filled
not really knowing what to do with it he brought it to a leather smith
the guy opened up the box and nearly hurled
he wanted to tell the rabbi go to hell but thought better of it (just in case)
so he told the rabbi he will see what he can do and to come back in a week
a week later the rabbi returned to see what was made
the leathercraftter went into the back room and retrieved a small box which he gave ot the rabbi
the rabbi opens the box and inside is and elaborate wallett
he takes it out and inspects the craftmanship and it was truely exquisite
he then looks to the leather smith and said "this is a truely remarkable wallett but is this all.....i gave you a rather large box of skin to work with"
the leather crafter replied........
yes but if you rub it it turns into a suitcase