Tales from the Krypt!! *STupidest ways you've ever been killed.

[MasterMerlyn1]

I want all your stories, tell me the most ridiculous way you've died and we'll all have a laugh.

[imported_Vis102]

At level 6, I found I had two portal scrolls in my inventory, but didn't look too closely at them.* I needed to sell and turn in a quest in Roumen so I used one and ended up in Elderine.* I saw a portal nearby and went through it.


"Wow...this is*kinda" *WHAM 253 Damage!* "....doh!"


*At least I was back in Roumen.* lol


-Vis102

[biffenbob]

Levl 16 and I was training in the sea of greed I logged off execpt I din't about five minutes later I come back through the room*to see this cleric healing me I glanced at but it wasn't tell 10 mins later that I came back to see that I was killed less than a minute ago by the boogie. cleric must of got bored

[hyperswoss]

I've been killed by other "teammates" in Mara KQ. 8|


At least, it said "So-and-so has killed you." I didn't even know a "teammate" could kill you.

[nellshini]

I'd say the worst death I had was when I started off. I killed a slime with a lot of difficulty because I didn't equip the mace. Then I saw the mushroom and said I was going to take it.


The first hit took about 1/3 of my health and my friend turned away and said "good luck with that".

[MasterMerlyn1]

Alright guys very amusing keep 'em comin'

[nellshini]

I almost died typing N'sync lyrics. Almost.

[thesjaakie]

Nell, you survived that?



Oh well, hyper. If someone revives you, you get the message of being killed. Quite awkward.


But my weirdest death... Hmm. It would probably be in Mara KQ.

I was the only tank, we had 1 cleric, 1 archer, and 1 other fighter (weak fighter, far from tanking material). Yep, just us. The other one passed before we even reached halfway.



But we went REALLY well actually. We got the middle bosses and had about 30 minutes to go I think. But then we made our mistake, we thought we could rush to the deck and shake off our pursuers. But apparently in the part of the game they don't really let loose anymore.... And me being foolish and not have gotten my AoE taunt yet was trying to fight them while the cleric was healing me. All went well, till they decided to switch to the cleric. (mobs included 3-4 marlone fighters, 4 mara pirates and 2 of those female captains)


Would I have had AoE taunt, or hadn't we rushed the last part, we may even have made it with 4 people. xD

[dorablue]

Walked my baby archer from Roumen to the Forest of Mist, stood close to the gate, and - thinking to myself "phinoflies won't spawn *this* close to the gate - decided to go AFK for 2 minutes.

[bledcyan]

Stupidest way? Having characters purpously whipe you in KQ buy pulling multiple mobs and a boss down on the party a few times.


*- really need a way to kick ppl out of KQ and allow for someone to come in as a replacement.

[SkateFiend]

Kay so there's me and a second cleric partying together, we're fighting in forest of mist awhile ago.


He's going all heal spam on me because I had the better fighter and because we were getting mobbed by a lot of robbers, lizards and kebings. I was slowly killing them off when out of nowhere a prow zone or w/e its called (red evil plant) kills my partner.


The second he went down I got pwn'd like you wouldn't believe, showed up in Roumen a couple seconds after him XD

[DanHawking]

Archer tanking in Mara KQ. Whose bright idea was it to designate the freakin' ARCHER as a tank? >_> Though it was highly amusing that as the archer tank we survived better than with a lolFighter with 600 HP. *724 HP with vit scroll*

[Shadow2by4]

-.- Level 3, I went to the newbie hunting ground searching for stronger enemies, and in my stupidity, I charged at a fighter mushroom fighter*300 style with 2 other guys xD One of them even shouted 'Tonight, we dine in Hell!' Of course, all 3 of us got wiped out before we could even land the first blow X_X

[SilverNight]

Hah, Miri... The MOMENT I saw 'Archer Tanking', I looked down at the sig thinking, 'Yep, it's gotta be her.'. XD


Anyway, for me... It was also in Mara KQ. Me, being a level 24 archer, was the highest level person there - we had a couple of 20+ fighters though. And we had 2 or 3 clerics, who would only heal their party members/themselves, nobody else. Not even the TANKS. I died halfway to the copies. X_x;; So really, I was pretty much archer tanking like Miri. XD

[hellknight13]

ok my worst one* i was in*collapsed prison*partying with my friends well i was like lvl 18 then and my friends were lvl 30 some noob whos like lvl 15 gets mobbed by like 2 bats and ogre well were killing a bat well this noob dies right next to my friends and the bats and ogres come and mobb them they all die and i ran for my life right when i reached elderine gate i got hit with like 345 dmg and died

[Boystuff]

I'm a Cleric I don't die /sites/all/modules/tinymce/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif Nubs /sites/all/modules/tinymce/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif

[nellshini]

I don't care what class you are, if you haven't died you haven't trained hard.

[MasterMerlyn1]

I must agree with nell, if you haven't died you're doin' something wrong.

[MasterMerlyn1]

Come on guys get us some more stories.

[Maiya]

I was killed by something I never even saw.


*You know how immediately after spawning when you log in the game, your status is 'idle' while the game configures itself around you and you can't move? Well, I had that...except the game resolved itself, the entire background and everything showed up, but my status remained 'idle'. It was eerie--not a single monster or other player could be seen. Whether or not they could see me, I have no idea.


 


Anyway, at the time I was level 15, and the area was Forest of Mist. Not being nearly strong enough to take on the majority of the nasties inhabiting the place, I'd gotten into the habit of creeping very carefully around them. This particular time, though, I didn't see any creatures, so I foolishly threw caution to the wind and ran straight through to the Roumen portel. I'd have made it, too, but apparently a few inches from the gate I finally caught the attention of some unseen critter. Suddenly I find myself taking large chunks of damage, and healing doesn't do squat. (Which makes me think it may've been several monsters, all beating on me at the same time.)*I never saw what killed me, but soon enough my little cleric is flopping lifelessly to the ground and I'm being told I'd warp to town in two minutes. I hit the nice blue button to speed things up, and it doesn't do anything. This was around the same time as the weird blue sparkly background in Roumen.

[TerraTwist]

Once upon a time,


I went through the camp where Mara spawns (I didn't know that's where her spawn location was at the time). A tent or whatever was blocking my character and my screen, so I lifted my camera up and BAM!

[justcre4tiv3]

@ Lv.8 Archer


I was pwning tons of BlueCrabs and suddenly a KingCrab spawned. I was like, "Oh hello FatCrap~"


*That was the first time seeing a kingcrab. *

Before i even knew it, i was getting hit 100-ish. (I had around*140-ish HP)*I went like, uh.... Huh? My brain was blank. I just sat there. With my two fingers on 3, and 4. After i died, i went like.. "What happened?" ...

[Anmonte]

Lvl 20 doing my fighter mission. Bout to kill my shadow and suddenly i hear a loud burp in my ear, i was so concintrated on the game it freaked me out i kicked my keyboard off the desk and died... my brother had snuck up behind me and burped in my ear. i wanted to kill him -_-

[Soul.of.Trance]

When the server shut down and mobbed us with dragons. Well.. atleast the people in roumen

[Wratheh]

I got killed by one of the adds in Slime KQ at King Slime whilst healing our tank. Now that isn't bad, but when I ressed, he turned around and one shotted me again o.o 2 lives destroyed :(

[XpierulesX]

MY weirdest dumbest dying way was, well before beta shut down Dakkon was in roumen and..well you could guess i wanted to see how good he was. So i said a few things, next thing I know i got teleported to this battle zone. Me VS Dakkon, lulz he killed me like 10 times and i went back to roumen O_o.

[CamelJooe]

OK i have one i remember when i first just started the game. I was like 4min into it... a GM does the mob factory things and spawns a crap load of Imps. So i was like cool!!! i see all these ppl killing them so i went to try.... of course me being lvl 1.. they owned me in 1 hit..So im like...COOL 4 MIN IN AND I DIE! so i res back to Rounmen where the GM is still spawning them AND I DIE AGAIN!!!! This happened atleast 2 more times before they all died....


ANYWAYS! GOOD TIMES!!!

[eshesu]

haha id have to say my weirdest but most fun death was in the mara KQ on the last day of CB2, it was almost over so i shouted " EVERYBODY RUN STRIGHT THRU, SCREW KILLING ANYTHING" and then it ended up i got hit by mara as i was healing, and i died, but i could still move around and nothing could attack me xD. so i ran and danced in front of mara and marlon till time was up and i came back to life and got killed. :D

[IroguroMeek]

I was poisoned (Tier 3) by a Prock and I ran through a portal. When i came out the other side i had died from Poison damage >.>


Apparently Poison still does damage to you during the Loading Screen.