Rupert_the_Poopert
08-16-2007, 12:18 PM
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As you all know, I am the infamous Rupert Tatham. What you don't know,
is that you are all being controlled by little sheep in alien
space-ships. This means that they could be watching you while you are
logging in, which puts your account in DANGER!! They could infiltrate
your account and get rid of all your hard work, or WORSE!! This can be
prevented by following these simple steps:
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KEEP IT SECRET!!
KEEP IT SAFE!!
Do not allow yourself or your friends and family to be endangered by prolonged contact with sheep.
Follow the other tips.
Tell a trusted adult of your troubles, but make sure to
stay far away from prying sheep eyes. (It is always a good idea to go
on a nice boat trip to do this, as sheep hate water and boats)
Use purple ink when you write, which discourages sheep from using their mind-probing abilities.
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Last but not least, avoid all dairy-producing creatures, as they
could be in league with the sheep. This includes, but is not limited
to: cows, goats, humans, bats, dolphins, soybeans, and most other
mammals. Please put this into consideration whenever you engage in a
conversation with your fellow humans, and BE CAUTIOUS!!
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These precautions are for you own safety, so please heed my warning.
If not, we (the sheep prosecuters) will have nothing to say to you
except "I told you so" when your account is taken from you. OUT!!!
<strike>PS. Remember to eat Bruster's ice cream whenever the opportunity arises! </strike>
©RupertTatham Enterprises™
As you all know, I am the infamous Rupert Tatham. What you don't know,
is that you are all being controlled by little sheep in alien
space-ships. This means that they could be watching you while you are
logging in, which puts your account in DANGER!! They could infiltrate
your account and get rid of all your hard work, or WORSE!! This can be
prevented by following these simple steps:
<ul>
KEEP IT SECRET!!
KEEP IT SAFE!!
Do not allow yourself or your friends and family to be endangered by prolonged contact with sheep.
Follow the other tips.
Tell a trusted adult of your troubles, but make sure to
stay far away from prying sheep eyes. (It is always a good idea to go
on a nice boat trip to do this, as sheep hate water and boats)
Use purple ink when you write, which discourages sheep from using their mind-probing abilities.
[/list]
<ul>
Last but not least, avoid all dairy-producing creatures, as they
could be in league with the sheep. This includes, but is not limited
to: cows, goats, humans, bats, dolphins, soybeans, and most other
mammals. Please put this into consideration whenever you engage in a
conversation with your fellow humans, and BE CAUTIOUS!!
[/list]
These precautions are for you own safety, so please heed my warning.
If not, we (the sheep prosecuters) will have nothing to say to you
except "I told you so" when your account is taken from you. OUT!!!
<strike>PS. Remember to eat Bruster's ice cream whenever the opportunity arises! </strike>
©RupertTatham Enterprises™