Looking for a girlfriend! (wife)

[JerichoCrost]

Hi, my name is Jericho F. Crost... Recently I have became blind and found out that I am dying from an unidentifiable disease so I am looking for some loving before my time is up. If you're willing to want to experience the best three months of your life and then become a widow afterwards let me know.
- Birthday: Sept. 1988
- Age: 19 and 1/2
- Sex: (fe)Male ;)
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Haircut: Ponytail (changing back to Wolfcut soon because people threat me to do so)
- Hair color: Purple (always)
- Class: Powerful Enchanter
- Height: 5'9''
- Weight: 140lbs
- Close Beta Tester: Yes
- Guild / Guild Position: Ex-master of BR now new master of Nakama
- Experienced: Yes :D
- Level: 79
- Favorite chips: Lays Classic Potato Chips
- Cookie: Chocolate Chip
- Soda Pop: Dr. Pepper
- Outdoor Activities: Long walks on the beach, hugging trees, frolic in the daffodils, and saving the whales. Environmental Activist... an easier way to put it.
- Indoor Activities: Sit at my computer.
- Style: Classy
- Dis-function: Blind, impotent, right arm is slightly larger than left, and dying :(

Let me know!
(oh and yeah, i am totally and completely serious here)
/sarcasm, was really bored... hope you guys found some humor in this... and not think that i am just complete and utterly crazy, wait i am crazy... ah sht
just to make sure i didn't waste your time here's a bunny...
.(\___/)
(. _ O)
( >--< )/) SUSHI? nanana! (sorry not the best bunny maker) *scurries into the night*

[TheCentrix]

Your bunny scared the hell outa me...

and so do you :D

[ramon246]

LMAO *** jeri o.0

[Bumchu]

^ he had same reaction as me xD You weirdo! Go date meek!

[SeventhMagpie]

Hahaha that made me 'Lol' for about..... 10 seconds. Which is good!

XD

[Tamlinari]

Try this place.


An on line games is not a good place to look for a real girlfriend.

[sonicweilder]

Thats weird, lookin for real gf online. lol and stating your online stuff? and also-- how do you type if your blind and put yellow text?

[Farashimisanoob]

Il be yh00r wif3 f0 l3k3 10000s plx.

[Erbian]

Il be yh00r wif3 f0 l3k3 10000s plx.


<.< u who.... i mean ...

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

[Farashimisanoob]

Um, what...?

[JerichoCrost]

Your bunny scared the hell outa me...

and so do you :D

That's right you should be scared. :p

I am crazy. Mh-Hmm.. No not really.

[gundamboi]

That's right you should be scared. :p

I am crazy. Mh-Hmm.. No not really.

HAHA pinkberry not enough for u? So u need like another wife? xD

I like the sig also... BUT IM NOT ON IT... could u add me and put a big fat Banned sticker on it as well?

Also Im sure Meek will marry u xD.

[JerichoCrost]

HAHA pinkberry not enough for u? So u need like another wife? xD

I like the sig also... BUT IM NOT ON IT... could u add me and put a big fat Banned sticker on it as well?

Also Im sure Meek will marry u xD.

hahaha! send a picture my way. :D

[JerichoCrost]

Thats weird, lookin for real gf online. lol and stating your online stuff? and also-- how do you type if your blind and put yellow text?

I didn't my dog typed for me... LOL

[Rzpect]

i am in class atm and after i read wat u wrote...
i giggled for about 30 secs..
and then my classmates gimme the "eyes"

[Zelkova]

All I will say is:



LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


xD


I agree, go date Meek. :P

[Kyo_Sama]

I'LL DO IT!!!




















FOR A COOKIE :D

[The-Sakura]

Your bunny scared the hell outa me...

and so do you :D

I'll have to agree with that =D

[Lisko]

For a second there i thought you seriously flipped.. Until i read the first row of text, that is. Maybe i'm a bit too sleepy but i almost fell off my chair, thanks to you.


- Dis-function: Blind, impotent, right arm is slightly larger than left, and dying :(


I wonder if there's a same reason for impotence and right arm being slightly larger.. o_O

Okay, off to sleep for me.

[JerichoCrost]

I'll have to agree with that =D

As very well you should be. ;)

[JerichoCrost]

For a second there i thought you seriously flipped.. Until i read the first row of text, that is. Maybe i'm a bit too sleepy but i almost fell off my chair, thanks to you.



I wonder if there's a same reason for impotence and right arm being slightly larger.. o_O

Okay, off to sleep for me.

Night night Lizkie, don't let the honeyings bite.

Oh and I've always wonder... did you draw that sig of yours? TOTALLY AND UBERLLY AWESOME!

[Kieng]

If you convince Sint to marry you, you can touch his moobs.

[ayyepriil]

wat the jeri! just marry sensou already gosh! lmao jk

[Blitzscythe]

dude, u r pathetic, u never go outside, and sit infront of your conputer all day iwth a lvl 79 account. go get a real girlfriend.
and btw, everyone is dying.

[purpleronnie]

omg *** jeri

BUOAWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH..!!
*giggles for 15 second in front of pc alone in the office and ppl keep staring at me :rolleyes:

he's blinded man..godammit

are you for real? is this for IG or applicable to RL O.o

[Lisko]

Night night Lizkie, don't let the honeyings bite.

Oh and I've always wonder... did you draw that sig of yours? TOTALLY AND UBERLLY AWESOME!

Thankies ;3 and yes i did.

dude, u r pathetic, u never go outside, and sit infront of your conputer all day iwth a lvl 79 account. go get a real girlfriend.
and btw, everyone is dying.

Give it a rest, guy's blind and all that stuff :/

[IroguroMeek]

How dare you CHEAT on me!!! What about all the things you've said and told me!! You girls out there dont fall for this, he is worst than scum *cries*

btw o.o ur 5'9 now?

[kobjing]

hmm lets see..

*** IS THIS LMAO

[JerichoCrost]

dude, u r pathetic, u never go outside, and sit infront of your conputer all day iwth a lvl 79 account. go get a real girlfriend.
and btw, everyone is dying.

LOL

I hope you really don't mean that, you seem to not have a sense of humor. :( I am sorry for you my friend.

[StArScReAm0x1]

hei blind guy.. just get married with Sensou.. both of u're gey ^ ^"

[SweetLavender]

...O.o...

wth lol

[Mattrex31]

LOL!

Dying heh...Want me to help you to stop your suffering ? *evil eyes* ^^

Good luck with your project Crosty :)

Matty

[geminidnk]

impotent and bigger right hand than left?Hmm do you have a boyfriend or u just like to "give" more than "get" roflmao Jeri,

[gofiguregurl]

oh jeez jeri thats too funny yet cute lmao <3

[JerichoCrost]

D: Can't a guy get some lovin' and respect... :( LOL

[ramon246]

*sends jeri a pink berry blow up doll* much better than the real thing^^ no crabs :P

[Ashido4]

jeri..man lol just take it easy on the love thing XD

[Keyaroscuro]

Woo cookies!

And what the...wait what does the F stand for? o_O

...do I even want to know.

[IroguroMeek]

Woo cookies!

And what the...wait what does the F stand for? o_O

...do I even want to know.

lol, Foulke

[Keyaroscuro]

Foulke? o.O

What a stup-

-gets hit by a brick-

-endous middle name. <.<

[Bumchu]

*stabs jeri with a CMS* D:

[sinalilkill1]

RROOFFLLMMFFAAOO jeri your so mean D= u made me hit my brother (who so happened to be in the room atm) when i read this post bc it was so funny (o and btw im up for 3 best months of my life ;) ) LMAO jk ( ;) ) LOL

[DemonBlitzKragor]

lol rith, stop necroing D;

[sh4d0wkid]

Eric let me have ur sig D:

Ill be your online GF whos secretly a boy :P

[JerichoCrost]

HOLY MOTHER OF HELL!

Who the hell Necro this thread? >__>;

[hazeal]

LOL with your popularity Crost did you really expect any less?

[JerichoCrost]

LOL with your popularity Crost did you really expect any less?

O__o; Am I? If you consider me popular then you're popular as well. I don't exceed in any such thing.

This was a joke thread created a month ago. Dx

[hazeal]

LOL I know I read it when it came out so I was puzzled seeing it again yesterday I was wondering if you lost another wife......

[DemonBlitzKragor]

RROOFFLLMMFFAAOO jeri your so mean D= u made me hit my brother (who so happened to be in the room atm) when i read this post bc it was so funny (o and btw im up for 3 best months of my life ;) ) LMAO jk ( ;) ) LOL

lol necroer of the thread is here >.> -runs-

[sh4d0wkid]

-trips DBK and does archer dance on him-

[LionessRampant]

- Birthday: Sept. ????
- Age: (My age is private)
- Sex: Female
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Haircut: Shoulder blade long
- Hair color: very dark brown
- Class: Fighter
- Height: 5'7
- Weight: 126lbs
- Close Beta Tester: no
- Guild / Guild Position: N/A
- Experienced: hunh?
- Level: 15
- Favorite chips: Do organic min seaweed flecks count?
- Cookie: chocolate chip
- Soda Pop: Dr. Pepper
- Outdoor Activities: I'm almost never outside...*hides in dark shadowy corner*(I will never go outside!)
- Indoor Activities: petting my dog, listening to my music, dancing,
- Style: Modern, idk
- Dis-function: Dis-lexic, maybe have a tiny bit of epilepsy(???), and kind of shy, with uncontrolable urge to start singing "Barney" in public.

[sinalilkill1]

oh i just found out what necro'ing is ok dbk ill stop :o (pwnt) ;D
(yes i waited 3 months to post this) lmfao jk

[King_Obito]

LMAO omg nathan your necro for this was FTW!

[JerichoCrost]

LMAO WHAT THE HELL?!

Who keeps necroing this thread? xD... This is ages ago!! Anyway... Hi people I miss you all. :3

-scurries into the night again-

[King_Obito]

Lmao jeri this is all I have to say.
HAHA pinkberry not enough for u? So u need like another wife? xD

I like the sig also... BUT IM NOT ON IT... could u add me and put a big fat Banned sticker on it as well?

Also Im sure Meek will marry u xD.

[JerichoCrost]

LMAO omg nathan your necro for this was FTW!

LMAO KELLY!

Stupid NATHAN! MAJOR LOL! Please Nate, just let this thread die!!

[King_Obito]

Lmfao dude I just woke up and saw this and started dying.

[JerichoCrost]

Lmao jeri this is all I have to say.

LMAO!! xD... Damn Falco. T_T

I really miss this game but I don't know, I just can't bring myself to play it! xD... But yeah,

we should just let this thing die. Please do not post in it any further!!
xD we can all go talk in our guild thread... >.>;;

[IroguroMeek]

LMAO!! xD... Damn Falco. T_T

I really miss this game but I don't know, I just can't bring myself to play it! xD... But yeah,

we should just let this thing die. Please do not post in it any further!!
xD we can all go talk in our guild thread... >.>;;

lmao that's not falco, go to sleep LMAO you are seeing things

[King_Obito]

lmao that's not falco, go to sleep LMAO you are seeing things

Meek wth. O_o i quoted falco you idiot LOL.

[IroguroMeek]

Meek wth. O_o i quoted falco you idiot LOL.

lmao oh!

Well, jeri koj mob pi lus, koj moo thua kloh thu luh nah!! Koj chi play gow dah koo, jay mua chi luh koo lee

[sinalilkill1]

when the hell are u gonna teach me your demon talk =(

[King_Obito]

when the hell are u gonna teach me your demon talk =(

I'll teach you nathan. ;) Sike I don't even know what he said lmao.

[Fre_ak]

- Birthday: July 20 1988
- Age: 20
- Sex: at least 5times a day....wait wat?
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Haircut: Wolfcut
- Hair color: Blue
- Class: Battler Warrior
- Close Beta Tester: Yes
- Experienced: Yes ;)
- Level: 83

pick me plz plz plz!


(goshh...i remember this thread) xD

[sixthsweetsense]

- Sex: at least 5times a day....wait wat?


Sickooo xD!!

[DemonBlitzKragor]

oh i just found out what necro'ing is ok dbk ill stop :o (pwnt) ;D
(yes i waited 3 months to post this) lmfao jk

lmao damm you Dx

[Velix007]

HAHA pinkberry not enough for u? So u need like another wife? xD

I like the sig also... BUT IM NOT ON IT... could u add me and put a big fat Banned sticker on it as well?

Also Im sure Meek will marry u xD.

falcoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

omg jerrr

- Birthday: March 23, 1992
- Age: 16
- Sex: Male
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Haircut: umm idk? ;D
- Hair color: black
- Class: Mage
- Height: 5'8
- Weight: 125 lbs
- Close Beta Tester: nop
- Guild / Guild Position: BR FTW / Guard
- Experienced: Oh yeah =D
- Level: 7x
- Favorite chips: sour cream and onion
- Cookie: macademia
- Soda Pop: Dr. Pepper
- Outdoor Activities: Long walks on the beach, laying under the stars
- Indoor Activities: dancing when noone's watching
- Style: w.e mood im in LOL
- Dis-function: me no no





THIS THREAD MUST LIVE!!!

[SweetLavender]

wahahaha!

weee!

*keeps the thread alive*

[TastyTapioca]

oh i just found out what necro'ing is ok dbk ill stop :o (pwnt) ;D
(yes i waited 3 months to post this) lmfao jk

Sinalikill, you obviously have a serious problem learning your numbers and dates. Refresh your 2nd grade education a bit.

Even worse that it was purposely done.

[King_Obito]

Sinalikill, you obviously have a serious problem learning your numbers and dates. Refresh your 2nd grade education a bit.

Even worse that it was purposely done.

It's a joke, lighten up a bit.

[emma_]

Oo, Not sure whats happening but... At least the thread shall survive

[buntd]

Oo, Not sure whats happening but... At least the thread shall survive

when is emma sure whats happening? :P

[Velix007]

Liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[kami-kam]

lol good luck with that X]

[princess_vivianne]

[CLOSED]

for...
(1) Necro posting. I can't believe we didn't see this D:
(2) Fiesta Forums is NOT a dating service
(3) It has gotten really spammy

Sorry guys but I have to close this now ^^