Looking for a boyfriend 0_~

[SeventhMagpie]

Requirements:

Must be a pure END mage.
Must be higher than level 79.
Must have 50+ gems.
Must be 'In with the peeps'
Must live 10 metres away from me.
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December.
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda.

Apply Here.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O..............

[Sloen]

rofl.
You have those specifics down, huh?
xD

[SeventhMagpie]

Yep. I know what I want ;)

[kalone]

In honesty I do smell a bit and will fart in front of you at times. Sometimes it smells like beans.

I like
Reading books.
Long walks on the beach.
Shopping.
Puppies.
Watching movies late at night.

I'm an accountant, but someday I want to be a famous actor, and maybe even make my own rap album.
I would love to have kids, but if you don't want any it's okay.

So that's me in a nutshell.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-builds a scientific laboratory and gets to work on making Saturne's "perfect" boyfriend-

[Lisko]

I know he isn't perfect one but you might want to consider dating Crost :P
http://www.outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72689

[SeventhMagpie]

Lmao I saw that one xD It made me giggle.

[Darklink61]

Must be a pure END mage. i can be atm Close to full end can be changed ;)
Must be higher than level 79. 79 will be changed at 27 may xD
Must have 50+ gems. ....this could be a problem but k i try^^
Must be 'In with the peeps' If u r sweet k XD
Must live 10 metres away from me. where do u live?
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December. yay!!!!......i know someone but thats not me T__T
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda. a brother called Linda Oo isnt it a name for girls? but i have 2 bros xD and a sis ^^


humm....what do u think^^?

crost is a Int mage or O.o Int/end?

[SeventhMagpie]

I'm sorry but you don't have a brother called Linda.
Next!

[KyrieAien]

Your breaking your own rules D:

[SeventhMagpie]

I know right.
It's cause i'm special ;)

[yaymes23]

I love you.

I'll give you some list of boys.

I will do it later.

I'm Lazy.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

you have.... A LIST!?!?

[SeventhMagpie]

Yayyyy =D
I like lists.
:3


Saturne will finally not be single! =D

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O..... what happened to yoto? or is it gonna be a threesome?! ^^

[yaymes23]

lol of course i have a list

[yaymes23]

me and saturne are bachelorettes

[SeventhMagpie]

Me and Yotobari broke up cause we were rushing things.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

ohhhhh.......

[kalone]

http://frillr.com/files/images/CAETANO_PADIAL2.preview.jpg

That's me.

[SeventhMagpie]

You wish.

AND LOL AT THE TAN LINE!

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O......................

[nakeetab2005]

hmm so you give up on me and Yoto do you?

[KiSsGod]

I fit all the requirements but im not a boy and my last brothers name is Rinda ;_____________;.

[SeventhMagpie]

Right, KiSs, lets date ;)

[DemonBlitzKragor]

D=, new lesbo couple? yaaaay ^^

[SeventhMagpie]

You're just jealous it's not you.
Do your homework.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

fine.... i will....got any idea what the formula for velocity is?

[SeventhMagpie]

OHOHOHO I KNOW THIS! We're doing this is science!

V = D/T

[DemonBlitzKragor]

oh goodie, thanks ^^

[KyrieAien]

There's more than that >.>

Vf=vi+at

Vf=Final Velocity
Vi=Initial Velocity

[DemonBlitzKragor]

/s lol i only need the one with V= ___ t

[Kieng]

When you get to college, nobody uses v(i) anymore. We use v(0), which is v-not. In any case I probably spelt that wrong. O, although I am not gay, I could be your next girlfriend.

[KyrieAien]

I already use v sub not >.>

<.<

I just translate everything into something moderatly less nerdy.

^^

[already took a college physics course in highschool, AKA AP Physics]

[Farashimisanoob]

I classify this as spam >.>

[KiSsGod]

Right, KiSs, lets date ;)

Saturne your too good for me, im a bad influence lol. I would posion you mind for fun and create a monster. :O

[KyrieAien]

Saturne your too good for me, im a bad influence lol. I would posion you mind for fun and create a monster. :O

There's not much to corrupt xD

[SeventhMagpie]

I agree, there really isnt xD
You'd just make me moew squishy, but I doubt 24 would agree.

[KiSsGod]

I agree, there really isnt xD
You'd just make me moew squishy, but I doubt 24 would agree.

Your too young for me Saturne :O your not even LEGAL yet! lol tsk tsk stop going after older girls :P.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O.................

[nakeetab2005]

I need to find someone 18+ rofl to many youngins

[DemonBlitzKragor]

I might be young but i don;t act young half the time. One of my guildies from D_S though i was a 20 year old o.o

[nakeetab2005]

I might be young but i don;t act young half the time. One of my guildies from D_S though i was a 20 year old o.o

But u are young *bangs on gong* NEXT

[SeventhMagpie]

Your too young for me Saturne :O your not even LEGAL yet! lol tsk tsk stop going after older girls :P.
I'm legal in England o_~
So we'll smuggle you here and it's no problem! =D

[SeventhMagpie]

And yeah i'm young.
I think I act it too... I don't know. Do I? Someone tell me.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O smuggling, try not to get caught. Also, i just remembered i have a cousin somewhere in England which my parents told me to go ALONE and visit. He's like in his 20's with a girlfriend but im to scared to go alone, i'm scared of heights at times (airplane). yeah, i'm talking randomness xD

[nakeetab2005]

And yeah i'm young.
I think I act it too... I don't know. Do I? Someone tell me.


Yes but we love you anyway


I'm legal in England o_~
So we'll smuggle you here and it's no problem! =D

Lucky Kissing*****





Stop Groping my ***** already ROFL

[DemonBlitzKragor]

And yeah i'm young.
I think I act it too... I don't know. Do I? Someone tell me.

nahhh.... you don't act young

[KyrieAien]

Legal in the states too >:D

D:

[unloved]

[nakeetab2005]

Legal in the states too >:D

D:

[unloved]

urm...
Loved?

[KyrieAien]

-loved- >:D

-steals thread attention-

Nah.

This thread is so Saturne xD

[DemonBlitzKragor]

lol yea, it's gonna be really hard to rob the attention off her

[SeventhMagpie]

I agree DBK, I could never travel alone xD
I'm scared of going to london on a train alone, which I have to do in a few weeks D:

And yay I don't act young and when I do people love me!

And I love you Kyri~ So does DBK ;)

[SeventhMagpie]

Youre delaying my going to bed o_~

[DemonBlitzKragor]

O.O... my mom told me to go to bed 30 mins ago, im just gonna sleep in another 30 mins, around the time she wakes up to get ready for work xD

[KiSsGod]

Youre delaying my going to bed o_~

Night saturne *wink* *wink* ;).

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-gives Saturne "special" candy- Here you go, and Nighty Night =P

[nakeetab2005]

Night saturne *wink* *wink* ;).

ZOMG night lolz and *winks at whole thread

[DemonBlitzKragor]

-winks back, with thousands of other winks to come randomly in time- XD

[SeventhMagpie]

What is this?
Wink murder?
-Dies-


Okay mummy i'll go now.

[nakeetab2005]

What is this?
Wink murder?
-Dies-


Okay mummy i'll go now.

good girl rofl


and DBK stop winking already it's scaring me O.O I am scared:eek:

[KiSsGod]

*winks whole thread* ;) if anyone gets my drift. wait... i forgot what i was trying to implying. D: Oh well.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

err.... its either a sleeping pill or a birth control pill in case someone tries to **** you. It could be a 2 in 1, you never know ^^

[nakeetab2005]

*winks whole thread* ;) if anyone gets my drift. wait... i forgot what i was trying to implying. D: Oh well.

*tackles KiSsing* WOOT

[DemonBlitzKragor]

good girl rofl


and DBK stop winking already it's scaring me O.O I am scared:eek:

sorry, its just that there's something in my eye and its bugging me >.<

[nakeetab2005]

sorry, its just that there's something in my eye and its bugging me >.<

Awww... gives you visine and A hug...... feel better

[DemonBlitzKragor]

whats a visine? i've truly never heard of it

[KiSsGod]

*tackles KiSsing* WOOT

Oh i remember now keeta LOL!

[nakeetab2005]

Oh i remember now keeta LOL!

*tackles again * ROFL 24 is going to kill me


Damn me and being single

[KiSsGod]

*tackles again * ROFL 24 is going to kill me


Damn me and being single

I think he would love to join in =3. LMAO! threesome ftw @_@

[nakeetab2005]

I think he would love to join in =3. LMAO! threesome ftw @_@

WOOOT ya no kidding cuz a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago him and my cleric were talking rofl


But then i disappeared for a while and he found you beautiful

[meka87]

don't want another pretty mage

I don't want just anyone to hold

I don't want my Grind to go to waste

I want you and your beautiful Sword

You're the one I wanna chase

You're the one I wanna mock

I wont let another minute go to waste

I want you and your beautiful Sword

---------------------------------------------


... lmao :p

[SeventhMagpie]

don't want another pretty mage

I don't want just anyone to hold

I don't want my Grind to go to waste

I want you and your beautiful Sword

You're the one I wanna chase

You're the one I wanna mock

I wont let another minute go to waste

I want you and your beautiful Sword

---------------------------------------------


... lmao :p

OMFGLMAOROFL!
Jesse McCartney xDDDDD


I actually fell off my chair!

[KyrieAien]

We should make a looking for Saturne thread >.>

[zinnera]

Lol, wth haha.

uhh nuuuuuuhh..

kissing is mine O:<

dont steal that bish from me sat x.x

but u can have me ;D

j/k :p

[meka87]

OMFGLMAOROFL!
Jesse McCartney xDDDDD


I actually fell off my chair!

... :p ....

[SeventhMagpie]

I can have all of you, bigamy FTW! <3

[KiSsGod]

Lol, wth haha.

uhh nuuuuuuhh..

kissing is mine O:<

dont steal that bish from me sat x.x

but u can have me ;D

j/k :p

lol :O. Hey nef <3 ;).

[kalone]

They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

[mstp14]

Requirements:

Must be a pure END mage.
Must be higher than level 79.
Must have 50+ gems.
Must be 'In with the peeps'
Must live 10 metres away from me.
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December.
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda.

Apply Here.



OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

i have all that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


except for 1 thing



im hybrid mage
about lvl look at my sig
50+ gem :) nope
peeps hmmm well it depends on how sweet are u
tell me where u live ill tell u how far away im :p
im not 18 and my birthday is not 25dec
if u have those bros/sis i might have them too :)

well

i cam i applied and i hope ill take u away ;)

[SeventhMagpie]

But do you have a brother called Linda?

[LaLakers.84]

why dont u ask dakkon hes got all and more of that lol

[TheCentrix]

Who the hell has a brother called "Linda"...

[SeventhMagpie]

Who the hell has a brother called "Linda"...

The man of my dreams, obviously.
Why can't a brother be called Linda?
You need to broaden your mind! xD

[SeventhMagpie]

why dont u ask dakkon hes got all and more of that lol

Dakkons taken ;)
But i'm gonna shh about who by.
COUGHSnakeyCOUGH

I'mmmmm joking.
Dakkon does not fufill the requirements xD

[KiSsGod]

Who the hell has a brother called "Linda"...

My brothers name is "Rinda".... close =(.

[SeventhMagpie]

One letter away, KiSsing you're mine ;)

[Zelkova]

Requirements:

Must be a pure END mage.

Definately me. -changes class-

Must be higher than level 79.

..o.o ;_; -cries for she's a noob-

Must have 50+ gems.

50+ copper!? 8D

Must be 'In with the peeps'

>.> ...yeeeeaaahh....no.

Must live 10 metres away from me.

-hides in closet-

Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December.

My birthday is September 3rd. T.T -rips up birth certificate-

Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda.

-grabs random hobos- =D!!!

[SeventhMagpie]

See you all need to be like Zelky and improvise.

[Rakeo]

LOL i can't believe u guys! ROFLOL

She's just fooling u guys right? ;)

[hazeal]

Hmmmmmmm well Sat I don't meet any of your requirements but I can promise to keep you entertained and take you to the places you want to go and hug all the monsters you want to meet. If any of them are too mean I can even rez you so you can hug them till they repent ;)

Best of all I wont mind if you play with others or want to keep a harem :D

[Zelkova]

See you all need to be like Zelky and improvise.



Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee does that mean I have a chance!? -eyes sparkle-

LOL i can't believe u guys! ROFLOL

She's just fooling u guys right? ;)

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT CAN'T BE TRUEEEEE!! -sob-

[Daniel_Fury]

I'm good in bed if it help?

[Daniel_Fury]

Don't take that seriously....i aint nothing special.

[yaymes23]

before anyone dates saturne ill ask you questions >:]

<3 you saturne sis!! ^^

[DemonBlitzKragor]

hmmm..............

[SilverPheonix]

Nice Thread!!

Requirements:

Must be a pure END mage.
Must be higher than level 79.
Must have 50+ gems.
Must be 'In with the peeps'
Must live 10 metres away from me.
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December.
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda.

Apply Here.

I am pure INT Mage.
I am only 79.
Don't even have 50g.
I am atleast halfway around the world from where you live.
I am already 20 T_T.
Just got 1 brother, Will try convincing him to change his name.

So do I pass the test :D

[Archaonn]

Must be a pure END mage. I have over 1 hp
Must be higher than level 79. does being lvl 79.0000000 count?
Must have 50+ gems. *Drops some Gems* Don't Worry I have many more
Must be 'In with the peeps' Yo Fo shizzle
Must live 10 metres away from me. Course I stalk you (I live a couple of inches though, look outside, HI)
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December. Yep I'm the anti-Chrsit
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda. Of Course I love my brother linda we call him kinda linda and we call ishmael, Ishmael Dishmael, and we call Rothelburt, Rothelburt Mothelloliizchocolatecakeburt.

[KyrieAien]

Requirements:

Must be a pure END mage. Hybrid, but you can buy me some Stat reset D:
Must be higher than level 79. I'm 64, kthx. Wait 5 levels
Must have 50+ gems. Don't got 3g XD
Must be 'In with the peeps' Oh, I am >:D
Must live 10 metres away from me. I can mooooove
Must be 18 with the birthday of 25th December. April 13th is close enough
Must have 3 brothers called Ishmael, Rothelburt and Linda. I'm an only child, where are those damned chinesse immigrants when you need them?

Apply Here.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Gahhh KRYI!! I thought we would kill anyone who took Saturne and share her? xD

[KyrieAien]

Gahhh KRYI!! I thought we would kill anyone who took Saturne and share her? xD

I get Saturne, then we cut her in half >:D

It's brilliant, all one of us has to do is get the Saturne, and then we can split her >:D

[DemonBlitzKragor]

SPLIT HER?!?!?!?!?! Are you insane, how about i get her Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and, Sunday and you can get her on the other days XD

[KyrieAien]

You can have her Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday til Noon

I'll have her from Thursday 12:01 PM, Friday, SAturday, and Sunday >:D

[DemonBlitzKragor]

D=, how about we just have her everyday in the "sacred grove" -writes down to install some "things" there for some fun next time- XD

[KyrieAien]

-calls the 'installation man'-

Yup. We must install things.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

very special thing hehe, and i gtg, i might be on a bit in a while then i gtg again XD

[KyrieAien]

mmk. I'll remember to do the calling >:D

[Zelkova]

Nebarrrr -steals Sat- ;-; -eats-

[SeventhMagpie]

I'm good in bed if it help?
LMAOROFL!

Nice Thread!!



I am pure INT Mage.
I am only 79.
Don't even have 50g.
I am atleast halfway around the world from where you live.
I am already 20 T_T.
Just got 1 brother, Will try convincing him to change his name.

So do I pass the test :D
You stalk me.
But convince your brother to change his name to Linda and we'll see ;)

[QUOTE=Zelkova;704630]Nebarrrr -steals Sat- ;-; -eats-[/QUOTE
People try to cut me in half, share me and all the rest. And now im being eaten?

All I have left are my words D:

[KiSsGod]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8190/d001kn3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Saturne i know you want my body lols ;).

<_<

>_>

Where did she go? D:

[SeventhMagpie]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8190/d001kn3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Saturne i know you want my body lols ;).

<_<

>_>

Where did she go? D:

-flags it for being inappropiate-
I actually do though.

But I want it on me, no you ;)

[KiSsGod]

-flags it for being inappropiate-
I actually do though.

But I want it on me, no you ;)

lols :P. Too bad saturne your too young D:. Btw I was about to say "omg i meant this picture!" and put up a fat lady in a swim suit.. but the pictures i found were not suitable for this thread lmao XD.

[SilverPheonix]

LMAOROFL!


You stalk me.
But convince your brother to change his name to Linda and we'll see ;)


Run's to the name registration centre.

When did I stalk you? Or was that a hint :p

[SeventhMagpie]

lols :P. Too bad saturne your too young D:. Btw I was about to say "omg i meant this picture!" and put up a fat lady in a swim suit.. but the pictures i found were not suitable for this thread lmao XD.

o.o As I saw when I looked on google.
And as I said: I'm not too young in England ;)
Come here baby~

Run's to the name registration centre.

When did I stalk you? Or was that a hint :p
I'm always bumping into on all maps xD
Stalker!
Or i'm stalking you either one is good.

[KiSsGod]

Send me plane tickets, money and redbull ill make it there in a day or two lol.

[SeventhMagpie]

You dont need plane tickets if you have redbull.
It gives you wings after all.

[SilverPheonix]

I'm always bumping into on all maps xD
Stalker!
Or i'm stalking you either one is good.

Its called Serendipity. Anyways I am off to sleep cya!!

[KiSsGod]

You dont need plane tickets if you have redbull.
It gives you wings after all.

lmao, well said. Then ill be there in a hour :P.

[SeventhMagpie]

Wheyhey ;)

[brandonb]

wow well um this is kinda getting weird so.... well ummmmm

[nakeetab2005]

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8190/d001kn3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Saturne i know you want my body lols ;).

<_<

>_>

Where did she go? D:

ZOMG *Eyes pop out of head*

[KyrieAien]

-eyes pop in- D:

[SeventhMagpie]

Teehee =D
KiSs is hot ;)

[KyrieAien]

Watch it, 240D might be jealous if you two start going at it.

[SeventhMagpie]

Nah he'd wanna join in.

[KiSsGod]

Watch it, 240D might be jealous if you two start going at it.

2402D get it right :P.

[KiSsGod]

Nah he'd wanna join in.

lmao fucc ya XD. *hugs Hugo*

[KyrieAien]

2402D get it right :P.

yes ma'am I will next time

[SeventhMagpie]

KiSs, let the noob go free xD
-pats Kyr-

[KyrieAien]

-purrs-

Wait...noob D:

[KiSsGod]

-purrs-

Wait...noob D:

She probaby referring that she is a Pro Forum Spammer ;) or PFS or all the lazy ppl O:.

[SeventhMagpie]

Noob is an affectionate word. Honest.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

noob is an affectionate word? then that means a lot of people are really affectionate towards me XD

[SeventhMagpie]

See I told you you have many secret admirers DBK.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

yeaa......... now i just have to pick one, maybe not though.........

[SeventhMagpie]

D: Why ever not?
Are you scared it will be the scandal of the century if DBK gets a girlfriend?

[Xylvion]

hmm... i got 1 thing to say bout this... Saturne ur not going behind my back again are u? >.<

btw im lvl 70 now gonna fix that later x_x

[KiSsGod]

hmm... i got 1 thing to say bout this... Saturne ur not going behind my back again are u? >.<

btw im lvl 70 now gonna fix that later x_x

Saturne is with me, back off :P.

[Rachel96]

I might be young but i don;t act young half the time. One of my guildies from D_S though i was a 20 year old o.o
...I'm 12, and, well, my guild mates thought I was like, 18 or something :/
Saturne is with me, back off :P.

O.o.....

[ofbraindoiLack]

If Saturne is being split, can I have the right earlobe?
...
:]

[KiSsGod]

If Saturne is being split, can I have the right earlobe?
...
:]

I dont like to share D=

[SeventhMagpie]

o__________________________________________o

[KyrieAien]

This thread should be closed on the account of moi~

[SeventhMagpie]

Never! -keeps it open-
I am a bigamist! >.>

[KyrieAien]

I noticed.

-lets your bigamy continue-