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Adrichiang
05-24-2008, 11:08 AM
Dear readers,
Have you ever experienced a bad hair day where you just want to sleep in all day long to avoid embarrassment? Do you have a face only your mommy would wuv? Fear not there is a cure for vanity in all of us! As a special promotion there is a 50% Beauty Shop Coupon limited time offer at Vietree's Beauty Salon located just 2 miles south of Elderine.
I used to be such a ugly duckling with split ends on my hair, unplucked eyebrows, dark cycles and beady little eyes that nobody wanted to ask me to dance at the prom. But with the miracle of Vietree's Salon magic, I transformed from an ugly gobbie gurl into a beautiful elfie gurl scout. Now I can barely beat away all the guys who wanted to ask me to the prom and go DanceDanceRevolution! For a limited time we have the Beautician GM_Dakkon ready to give you buffed manicures and pedicures, as well as a special herbal bikini wax for the thong wuving fans during the Summer holidays.

kimikawaii
05-24-2008, 12:58 PM
lol i used to be a slug, now im a cleric/mage....
but im still part slug T.T

AryannaMage
05-24-2008, 01:33 PM
You always have been and always will be a slug just look at your typing!:p

MollyV
05-24-2008, 08:58 PM
THe only thing about, the beautycoupons... I have no way to get the muny for one. it makes me very sad..

kalone
05-24-2008, 09:08 PM
People used to mistake me for being a female fighter, thank god for the beauty shop coupon I no longer look like one!

kimikawaii
05-24-2008, 09:09 PM
>.< stupid slug fingers.

MollyV
05-24-2008, 09:13 PM
- sigh.- so sad...

kimikawaii
05-24-2008, 09:15 PM
:( dont be sad.

MollyV
05-24-2008, 09:19 PM
I can't help it, I so want to change my apearence. I will stop complaining though.