Why, the noive of some people! (Curly voice)

[Klothos]

With all the neg vibes on the forum lately, heres a comedy relief thread to brighten things up a bit:

Please post some of your similar experiences

1. Guy asks me to join party. Party goes around tackling monsters but we cant find our fearless leader anywhere. After some time we spot him /SELLing stuff the whole time :D

2. Guy with Poyo pet in front of Brynhild acting like the Poyo is attacking him and cant get away. Thoughtful n00bs are trying to help and chasing the Poyo around :D

3. I see a guy getting pounded by multiple aggros (NOT Tanking) and Ive been here long enough to know when a guy is in trouble - So I tackle one of the aggros so he can finish his kill. He finishes his kill and runs from the remaining aggro and I ice that one to keep it from chasing him
After a bit, the guy comes back and blatantly KSs me :D

[ggBuRNe]

the 2nd one is funny.. haha

[Thompsonn]

When an agro attacks you, then after killing it, 2 more come.. then after killing that.. a whole bunch decide to attack you ! T.T

[machinist]

Watching someone who ks'ed me die ;)

[Thompsonn]

Haha @ machinist.. that is indeed hilarious !! xD

[thrakx]

nothing is funnier than sitting in the loren SZ and some nubs come rolling along all nimbly-bimbly without a clue of whats in store for em. THen they ask you the way back, or out, cause they're lost, and you tell em its just up the road a little ways. It makes it fun when/if they come running back with a showbell on there tail.

[kanoona]

lol thats horrible but it is funny...and yea the 2nd one is funny
its even better when u have a poyo and u go invis ;D and run around...xD

[davisf18]

How about when a certain "disciple" uses the trackers and warp scrolls to make it look like he's proting a few feet away from himself~

"poof im here" "poof im there" HOW DID HE DO THAT!?

[Tea_Fan]

Rofl, those made me laugh.

Here's mine:

A guy comes along and steals your drop because you're too busy trying to get an aggro killed off/off your ****. When you politely ask for the item back, they say too bad and go off killing their own monster. A few seconds later, they die on the last hit and a Xen Stone drops. [whistles] "Gosh, it's too bad you died." And you pick up the Xen Stone and tell them, "Well, that's karma."

[Kendrah]

Did that actually happen to you, Helen? O.O

[thrakx]

ive seen that one happen a buncha times in the lair!!!

[RunicMourning]

lol thats horrible but it is funny...and yea the 2nd one is funny
its even better when u have a poyo and u go invis ;D and run around...xD

I've done both. Pretty fun.

[Klothos]

I've done both. Pretty fun.

One of you guys should do it and get as many n00bs to chase you. Take a screenshot and call it "N00B Tank!" :D :D

[SilverTitan]

hmmmm......here's mine

ur bored so u are mobbing a colrona forest *hoping to get some wood and leather* then someone who ignores ur shouts comes and attacks one. u tell them to stop and move alone. they continue to steal the monsters then they all just come off of u and attack that person......they die :rolleyes:





true story~

[Klothos]

Rofl, those made me laugh.

Here's mine:

A guy comes along and steals your drop because you're too busy trying to get an aggro killed off/off your ****. When you politely ask for the item back, they say too bad and go off killing their own monster. A few seconds later, they die on the last hit and a Xen Stone drops. [whistles] "Gosh, it's too bad you died." And you pick up the Xen Stone and tell them, "Well, that's karma."

I actually had that happen EXCEPT the guy wasnt KSing. He just lost his battle. He died, and I finished off his monster with one Illusion Quake and a Xen popped out....That was just bad luck on his part (and good luck on mine)

[kandy3]

lol all of them r funny
mine is...
my brother does this sometimes to n00bs espectually the ones he hate. when they r attacking monster and start running away from a mob he asks them to trade and by the time they cancil they r floating angels.

[Yisa4ever]

Here's mine....

I was on my apprentice west of essene killing, la la, okay, kills a bear... kills a snake. Okay, cool. There's another snake, kills it....

an orange drops. I go pick it up. WHAT THE HECK?! I can't PICK it up?!! I try a couple of times, and getting frustrated. It's mine isn't it?! I killed the snake, I saw it drop! Tries to pick it up some more...

saw something else being dropped near me on the map and realizes

IT'S SOME NEO PLAYING WITH ME! -.-;

and yea, it was one of my buddies... I'm sure he had a good laugh while I was standing there wondering why I can't pick up the orange... CUZ IT WASN'T DROPPED BY THE SNAKE!

Grhhhhh >>

[Thompsonn]

lol all of them r funny
mine is...
my brother does this sometimes to n00bs espectually the ones he hate. when they r attacking monster and start running away from a mob he asks them to trade and by the time they cancil they r floating angels.

Eh.. you do know.. that you can be reported for doing that.. ><"

[Klothos]

lol all of them r funny
mine is...
my brother does this sometimes to n00bs espectually the ones he hate. when they r attacking monster and start running away from a mob he asks them to trade and by the time they cancil they r floating angels.


Eh.. you do know.. that you can be reported for doing that.. ><"

Yeah, I read that and I just "whistled"........


Here's mine....

I was on my apprentice west of essene killing, la la, okay, kills a bear... kills a snake. Okay, cool. There's another snake, kills it....

an orange drops. I go pick it up. WHAT THE HECK?! I can't PICK it up?!! I try a couple of times, and getting frustrated. It's mine isn't it?! I killed the snake, I saw it drop! Tries to pick it up some more...

saw something else being dropped near me on the map and realizes

IT'S SOME NEO PLAYING WITH ME! -.-;

and yea, it was one of my buddies... I'm sure he had a good laugh while I was standing there wondering why I can't pick up the orange... CUZ IT WASN'T DROPPED BY THE SNAKE!

Grhhhhh >>

Now, thats funny :D

[izabellizima]

Loren noobs are the best.
I'm Texan. Round these here parts we play a little farm game called spank the bull. You can guess how this goes:
"I dare you to git in there, spank da bull, and run back to the fence without gettin' killed." Rednecks find this totally amuzing.

I do warn nubs "'these here creatures are very dangerous", then I throw in the dare "BUT if you have cojones....spank the beast and run back to sz."

Often times they do make it, much to my surprise.