Caption Contest - Week 4

[SeventhMagpie]

Caption Contest
Week Four



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Rules:
As many entires as you like.
Any server can enter, only Tevians get money prizes though.
Keep them clean.

How to enter:
Just post here with a caption to suit the picture below.
It should be in a
'This is what happens when you decide to slap Dakkon'
or
'Saturne: HOLY...
Thing: ... Moly?'
Format.

You can edit it onto the picture if you like.

Prize: 500s or +9 enhancement.

NOTE: Due to problems, if you want to pic the enhancement you're gonna have to wait till July.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2l8zyjd.png

[MrSlashy]

Satu: *eats his head*
Woz: GRAABGUAHAJGBAGASGVABSNGASDVBGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[FiredaggerX]

Saturne: i chrisen you Sir Woz, captain knight of my planet, Saturn.

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Saturne: come here little boy do you want some candy.

[amshinigami]

hmm ill try..
In Satu's mind : mm.. i tot it was Kidz waltz ice cream quest.. When did it turn to Kidz Waltz kissing quest? =/

[FiredaggerX]

*Saturne slurps on a straw*
Sat: mmm...brains

[ras-blackfire]

saturne; lemme chek if u have louse... O.O' I SEE ONEE!! @_o
wizzywozzy: -_- get the !%@& off... they are my pets.. ><

[Iris_May]

Andy by the power vested in me I grant you... Really fudging short.

[Kaiza]

Woz: Mummy, why I got so dark skin?
Saturne: Because I found you on Saturne. *kiss* You stay my slave, no worry.

[fadingsensation]

Saturne: Master Woz ! Grant me the power of intermix *Enchanter and Warrior* (able to change race and skil xD), and forever i will be your slave; do whatever you ask of me!
Woz: lil Saturne, I shall grant you your wish, and in return you are mine for eternity....

lol xD you are a Fighter and also a mage at heart, but now you can have both power xD

[sayo.]

oh.. nice player-event, here's mine :)

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5379/2l8zyjdwp2.png

[-Rythm-]

Woz: Oh, thank you for finding me Saturne! Can you bring me back to my mommy, Wishis?

Saturne: Sure Woz!

Woz: Oh wait... this is a quest isn't it? I see how it is! I won't go unless you kiss me!

Saturne: (under breath, grimacing) It's certaintly worth that 4 mil EXP reward...

Woz: Yay! (devilish grin)

[WindCaster]

Saturne: Voila!
Woz: I'm a real boy! :D

[zues8844]

Saturne: How does that feel, Woz? My, what a big Wand you have!

Woz: Wand? It's a staff! WAAAH!

Once again we find out exactly how much Woz cares about his manliness.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Woz: -hands saturne a metal stick-

Saturne: What do you want me to do with this stick?!

Woz: I think you know....... you and DBK have fun all the time with it when your with me and now since DBK's gone for a while its time for you and me!! =D

Saturne: Oh my gosh! You don't mean......

Woz: Oh yes i do!!! >:D

Saturne: WOOOOOT!!!!!!! Time to play, poke the Woz wherever you can!!!!!! x3

[Farashimisanoob]

-Saturne kisses woz-
[Saturne] : Very Sexy <3 ;D
[Woz] : I know <3

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

oh.. nice player-event, here's mine :)

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5379/2l8zyjdwp2.png

lol this is funny XD.....:p

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

Woz: num uno brang Saturne?? naguno ka didi? (language in Saturn)

Saturne: O.O ur from Saturn??!!! :D bring me back to my planet please :p

[dark_anime]

1. Omg I Accidentally Add Super Glue Instead Of Gel
2. I"m Going To Kill You For This

[obilerator]

Saturne: There's nothing in here but hair, hair, more hair, and oh, headlice. You sure what I'm looking for is here?

*Kid Woz still staring down chest*
*Thinking: Nice... pixels... =D~*

Kid Woz: Sure it is. Now would you mind moving a little to the left? I get a better vie---*cough* I mean, the thing you're looking for is a little to the left.

[SeventhMagpie]

Ahahaha xD
More people, GIVE ME MORE >:]

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Woz: Errr..... could you move a bit to the left, I'm still visible and then i'll get caught and die D; (luckily, she doesn't know I'm lying, i just need her to move to her left so that the long metal rod will fit and give her never ending pleasures x.x)

[IceCold333]

Saturne: I EATZ HAIR!

Woz: I see boobies. @.@

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Woz: Zomg! they're sooo huge, how can i even hold them with my puny hands T.T

Saturne: -slaps woz's face- Oh my gawd you perv! stop looking at my chest! D:<

Woz: B-b-bu-but..... i was talking about your hands, how can i hold your hand when you help me go home when they're so huge, i'm not even sure if my hand can grasp you huge pinky.

Saturne: Aw..... I'm sorry. -kisses woz on the cheek- It's the side effects of being pure INT, you start to grow huge body parts x.x

[sayo.]

Made another one earlier today

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5022/2l8zyjd2za7.png


Maybe i'll make another one.. but then with disabling my bad-side thoughts :x

[DemonBlitzKragor]

lol i sense a rip off of one of mine XD

[pokemon4955]

Woz:: I Woz Kid would take you Saturne till death shall tear us apart.Would you marry me?
Saturne::I do

[sayo.]

lol i sense a rip off of one of mine XD

Yea.. there i felt it being a shame/ stupid for not posting it earlier. I still wanted to post it tho; but... oh well. Saturne you can exclude that last pic of mine from the contest.

edit: ooh nvm then :), thanks DBK ^^

[DemonBlitzKragor]

lol nah, its ok, leave it there, which ever sounds better will win >:D

[WindCaster]

It's the side effects of being pure INT, you start to grow huge body parts x.x

I would know. >:3

[SeventhMagpie]

Keep them clean :3

[pokemon4955]

Woz: Hi lady, u shines my surroundings whenever ur near with moi.
Saturne: aww ur so sweet kid,sorry but im a married woman,im just here to claim my 1.5mil exp quest.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Saturne: -whispers in Woz's ear- I have a surprise for you.......... -takes magic silver wand and runs away- MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Now my int will become even stronger with this wand to harness its powers,

Woz: Nooooo!!!! wahhh!!!! Now satunre will have the power to take over another planet and soon, the whole universe D;

[Iris_May]

When all her friends were AFK, Saturne resorted to desperate measures for loving.

[FiredaggerX]

everybody around saturne: Look at Sat she asking kid woz if she can tank for him. Get her before she kills again.

[SeventhMagpie]

Yoto, that was brilliant.

[DesertSlayer]

Saturne:i dont feel so good *throws up on woz* sorry didnt see u there
Woz: oh no my hair ,wait nvm i like the new color

[obilerator]

Saturne: *Pushes and pulls stick up and down* I thought this was a jack to make Kid Woz taller... I'm looking for a perfect headrest. Oh well. Guess I'll go some place else.

Kid Woz: Its a wand! A WAND!!!!!

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

Saturne: Bow to Chris Brown......
Kid Woz: I aint brown =.= you idiot!!! D:<
Saturne: ._. sorry :( but you look like him :o

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

ehhh ima change this T__T

[Wywyman]

woz:BOOBIES!!!!
sat:GAA why are all the boys pervs these days
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MILK!!!!!

[SeventhMagpie]

Frank, i'm sorry but the last one was a bit inappropiate.
All the others... you're on the edge.

You don't have to be crude to be funny.
Yoto's last one is the perfect example of a good caption.

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Saturne's surprise for her friends.......... her knighthood from Sir Woz!

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

O.o lol sorry XD whats yoto's one?? forum name??? lol guess i have to edit it and change it to touch my body lol

[SeventhMagpie]

-bumps this thread-
I'll close it on Friday.

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

:( i lost :( and will be always

[androgial]

woz: i think we did eat too much icecream

saturne: *raaaaaaalllllllph*

[pokemon4955]

Saturne:: Uhhh what was I here for again? DDD:
Woz Iunno O_O u tell me....=.=

[FiredaggerX]

Sat: oh cool if look in woz's head it looks like a kalidoscope.

[travia]

Woz: Sorry Girl..your not my type
Saturne Teh Beast: What do you mean im not your type..im everyone's type..

[Erbian]

Sat: Now be a good boy and go home or ill call Dakkon and he will do what he does on Erbians Siggy
Woz: O.O *stares at Erbian pic of Permabanned*

[Lakkit]

Saturne: Yep It's official... Head Lice Wozzy...
Woz: IS NOT ITS THE ICE BITS FROM THE VIVIS!!!!!
Saturne: Vivis huh? *looks around elderine* Yea ok.....

[Asmodejjj]

Kid Woz (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Saturne had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Saturne had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Saturne knocks Kid Woz out with headbutt.)

I woke several hours later in a daze."

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Re-enactment of Soccer World Cup 2006- what happened in Fiesta on that day


Kid Woz: Mages look better in that dress than Fighters!
Saturne: Ok........
*Walks off little distance*
*Turns around*
*Headbutt to Kid Woz*
Woz down! Call in a cleric!!!!





Edit: In NO way does this represent how Saturne really............for all you who think so, she is full of life, and has the stereotypical body of a 20 year old woman from LA >.>

[Lakkit]

Kid Woz (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Saturne had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Saturne had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Saturne knocks Kid Woz out with headbutt.)

I woke several hours later in a daze."

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Re-enactment of Soccer World Cup 2006- what happened in Fiesta on that day


Kid Woz: Mages look better in that dress than Fighters!
Saturne: Ok........
*Walks off little distance*
*Turns around*
*Headbutt to Kid Woz*
Woz down! Call in a cleric!!!!



lmao priceless.

[SeventhMagpie]

Omg LOL.
Thats really original xD

[Asmodejjj]

Of course...........what else have you known me to be? :p

[Xylvion]

lol nice DIALOGS everyone, but i thought the contest was to make a CAPTION ;)

heres mine... hrhrmm...

-Saturns secret lover Elfy or Woz? -
read more on page 11 part2!

o.O but u'll got lovely dialogs :D

[Asmodejjj]

Edited my dialog to clear up some thoughts some of you might have had about Saturne.........read the bottom :p

[SeventhMagpie]

Wow 20 year old women from LA have body's like mine? I feel SOOOO sorry for them.

[Asmodejjj]

Wow 20 year old women from LA have body's like mine? I feel SOOOO sorry for them.


No, YOU have an 20 year old's LA body...........and she has a rich executive husband, and has been secretly getting certain types of surgeries lately...........sort of like 'enhancements' on her 'armor', if you will >.>

[WindCaster]

No, YOU have an 20 year old's LA body...........and she has a rich executive husband, and has been secretly getting certain types of surgeries lately...........sort of like 'enhancements' on her 'armor', if you will >.>

z0mg bewb impl4ntz!!!11 :O

[Wywyman]

z0mg bewb impl4ntz!!!11 :O
ROTFLMAO
NAWWW really!?, anyways as another caption...


Woz:why are u sniffing my hair?
Sat:its so pertyful... it smells better than sintos too...

[DesertSlayer]

Saturne: its a kiss on the head mother says if you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything
Woz: except your dignity

[DesertSlayer]

Woz: You laugh because I'm different........
I laugh cause I just farted!

[SeventhMagpie]

Wai, dialogue does count as a caption.
Though it's not my favourite type as its hard to make funny xD

[Asmodejjj]

Does that mean I lose? :(

[SeventhMagpie]

No, you'll see ;D

[Xylvion]

ok want a dialog, and a caption, we can say it's a newsarticle >.>

Saturnes breastimplants good enough? (breast aint a sexual word it's a part of the body!)

Saturne: hey Woz have my buubs gotten any bigger or do i need to put another 200g silicone in them?
Woz:...-nosebleed-

this is the report we got from the 5 year old boy Woz that nearly got raped by "bigbuubs" Saturne.
we've asked some ppl on the street what they think bout this!
Avlon: It's horrible, it's really horrible, why does Woz have the chance to.........
more to come read the whole article on page 29.


happy? :D

[Farashimisanoob]

"You may not use any sexually explicit language which is graphic, inappropriate, or depicts sexual acts including, but not limited to, sexual language"

;o Remember guys. Watch the "b" word.

[mage250]

Sat: How cute! A Dwarf!
Woz: Are u supposed to be SnowWhite? o.o
Ur wearing a wrong dress. xD

[DemonBlitzKragor]

Remember to respect to your elders and bow down to them, no matter how short and attractive they may seem

[tuz1on]

Much to her dismay, Saturne found out that the hair of a smurf does not taste like whip cream.

[DesertSlayer]

the one who laughs last didnt get it

[ofbraindoiLack]

I don't think it's possible to keep things clean with a cleavage shot like that, sorry ^ ^;;

[FiredaggerX]

Sat.: Why Woz? Why did you replace my lipstick with super glue? no wondeer you asked for a kiss.
Woz:thought it was just funny but i never realized you would be stuck to my hair i thought you would kiss my cheek. ow ow stop moving you are pulling my my hair out.
SAT.: WELL YOU DESERVE IT!!<---*thinks to self "how am i talking" :confused:"

[WindCaster]

Sat.: Why Woz? Why did you replace my lipstick with super glue? no wondeer you asked for a kiss.
Woz:thought it was just funny but i never realized you would be stuck to my hair i thought you would kiss my cheek. ow ow stop moving you are pulling my my hair out.
SAT.: WELL YOU DESERVE IT!!

How does she talk so well with her lips stuck to Woz's head? :P

[redjumpsuitapparatus]

Saturne: *whispers* "Can you be my BEST MAN on my wedding on JUly 1 :o
Woz: "NO sorry i dont want to be your best man... and besides im going to the GM's wedding that day...."
Saturne: "......."
Woz: Im going to be the flower girl *_*

[slayerKING]

woz: I thought i was rewarding you, not the other way around!
sat: Huh?
woz:umum..*eats a twix* Thanks for getting that goblin doll for me
narrator: Chew it over with a twix
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another
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woz: you sure you dont want to repeat this quest, I need-- i mean, you need the reward

[WinterClown]

Woz = Err....can i help you?
Saturne = (thinking) ARGH! Where in the whole of Isya did the quest "Q" go?!?!

Surely the best one :rolleyes:

[SeventhMagpie]

contest closed. i'll announce the winners when i get on the computer, thanks for participating ;]