The Outspark Soap

[SeventhMagpie]

Last night I got bored and decided to put on my black gear and break into the outspark office.
There was not alot in there - computers, naughty magazines, old bits of gum, an empty can of beer and an old set of lego but amongst all the trash I found a few bits of paper, the rest are top secret (Including 'The List') but I decided this was acceptable to share with you.
I don't know who wrote it, but here it is, the original, unabridged script to 'Outspark: The Soap'.

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Episode One: Scene One (Continued) (http://www.outspark.com/forums/showpost.php?p=877758&postcount=30)

Episode One: Scene Two (http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?p=890636#post890636)

Episode One: Scene Three (http://outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?p=901833#post901833)

[EriAeris]

LOL! Freakin' LOL!!!!!!

[SeventhMagpie]

-grin-
Glad you like it.

It could have been funnier but its late at night here x_x

[GM_Dakkon]

SO IT WAS YOU THAT TOOK IT

MAN THONG does NOT approve

:p

[DemonBlitzKragor]

damm.... thats making ROFL right now

[UzumakiW]

Haha XD! I laughed so hard at Dakkon's parts XD!

[WisedMan]

Great job. Funny, short, and hilarious.

[brawl3r]

Lol, that is a funny story, I like it, and hey Dakkon.

[Mr._Strife]

lol it rocked i love it 10/10 ^^

[GM_Pilkysico]

Dude I was just @ Walmart buying Mighty Muggs O__O

[SeventhMagpie]

I soooo stalked you >D

Oh and thanks everyone else.
Me and Synelia plan to do more if people like it :)
And if we're allowed of course >.>

[EriAeris]

LOL!!!!!! ^^ I think I need a microphone...

SO I CAN LAUGH OUT LOUD :)

[GM_SnakeEyes]

*slaps Silky again*

and again..and again... and again....lol

[SeventhMagpie]

Yeah I always saw you as a happy slapping character snakey xD
You were the hardest to write stuff for ._.;

[CarlisleAnime]

xDDDDD Omg!!! 4 thumbs up!!! Wait... those are my big toes. >.> Nevermind. =D BUT YEAH!! OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XDDDDD
>:O THE NOJIKO DEMANDS MORE! <3333 -glomps Satty- XD Its so funny! ._. The beginning part sounds like my sister and I when the phone rings... ummm minus the man thong part. ^ ^ Sorry Dakkon, not all of us can be worthy of "The thong"

[GM_SnakeEyes]

LOL... actually I'm probably the most mellow one here.... who an I kidding...? ...LOL. Well then again... Dakkon runs around in a thong.....-.-

GM_SnakeEyes

[CarlisleAnime]

LOL... actually I'm probably the most mellow one here.... who an I kidding...? ...LOL. Well then again... Dakkon runs around in a thong.....-.-

GM_SnakeEyes

Hmm, very true. ._. But then again, that's not my place to say. D;

[EriAeris]

agreed... mmhmm :)

[UzumakiW]

Dude I was just @ Walmart buying Mighty Muggs O__O

You two must have some kind of telepathic connection then, which would make since you two are going to be getting married :p. Remember, she'll always know where you are :p.

[SeventhMagpie]

I think you're mellow in an insane sorta way.
Well you're gonna be mellow in this.
Yes, I am going to mess with you on paper more >D

@ Ako, LOL it's so true.
The connection brought us together after all :)

[steelwind18]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY. I laughed so hard my whole house thought i was hurt. haha u gotta make more man

[SeventhMagpie]

Wow you must have very dramatic laughter xD

[TheCentrix]

Why are the GM's denying that they did something? I mean... it's a script to a story not a story that happened IRL............. unless.... THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE :O

:O:O:O

Bad Silkypico!

[Orchids_Mantis]

...she got the script from someone that observes them at work...someone who wishes to remain anonymous...now who might that be?

[BlinggBlingg]

lol i love dakkon's parts "the thong is busy" made my behind fall off 10/10 and +rep =)

[Astrayx74]

Now where did you send it in im gonna sneak it in and slip in in the accepted box

[SeventhMagpie]

Why are the GM's denying that they did something? I mean... it's a script to a story not a story that happened IRL............. unless.... THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE :O

:O:O:O

Bad Silkypico!


I think we finally unleashed thier secrets :O
Busted!


...she got the script from someone that observes them at work...someone who wishes to remain anonymous...now who might that be?


*COUGH* *WHISTLES*
If you wondering who hides under the desk each day, it's anyone but me.

[Nimiae]

This gets a rating of: L O L

[Zelkova]

I just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'd irl. xDDD

Great job Sat. :3 <3 I really enjoyed this one.

[SeventhMagpie]

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SKiNG: It's not my birthday though o.O
Dakkon: (Looks at everyone) Man Thong feels betrayed
Iceman: (trys hard not to laugh)
SnakeEyes: Did you just hear something?
Silkypico: I think it came from the corner. Is it a ghost!?
SKiNG: (Runs out door) Mommy! D:
Dakkon: Man thong is not afraid of ghosts.
<Dakkon gets up and starts looking around the room>
Iceman: (Coughs)
<Dakkon jumps and runs behind Snakeeyes>
SnakeEyes: (sighs) I thought you weren't afraid of ghosts.
Dakkon: Man Thong isn't afraid when he has a gun!
SnakeEyes: (moves towards the noise) There is nothing to be afraid of, no such things as g-
<Iceman's hand slams onto the desk>

<Dakkon grabs snakeeyes and silkypico and they all cower in the corner of the room>
Silkypico: You guys are such cowards!
Iceman: Whoooo dares disturb my slumber? (other hand slams on desk)
Silkypico: It is I, [GM]Silkypico protector of the free and warrior of the brave!
SnakeEyes: Here he goes again...
<Iceman slowly stands up, a light flickers near him>
Dakkon: M-m-man thong believes we needs better lights
Iceman: Silkypico...
Silkypico: WHATEVER IT WAS, I DIDNT DO IT!
Iceman: I-
<The door opens, revealing Iceman as morningdew steps in>
Morningdew: Um, h-hi...I'm new here, first day and all...ummm...what's going on? (looks at the 3 cowering and iceman standing over a desk)
<Silky Dakkon and Snake all point at Iceman>
Dakkon: MAN THONG DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS!!!
Silkypico: You! You told me it was SkiNg's birthday today! YOU LIAR!!!
Iceman: I-I-...... I surrender!
Morningdew: Err... is this some sort of initiation test?
Snakeeyes: No....don't ask.
morningdew: o-ok...
Snakeeyes: (sighs) Welcome to Outspark

[angelwolf]

Mwhahaa we rule =3

[Takako]

lmfao funny! more more more!

[GM_Dakkon]

LIES!!!!!!!
MAN THONG does not know fear. Though we have seen eachother from time to time

[angelwolf]

riight Dakkon *cough*

[UzumakiW]

"Man Thong isn't afraid when he has a gun!"

XD. Great stuff! XD

[WendaBoogy]

xD nice addition to part one, lol :P I hope you can keep this up, Saturne ^^

[DemonBlitzKragor]

lmao, addition is even better

[THr3eS01di3Rs]

I could not stop laughing! XDD

kudos for pie! :3

[SeventhMagpie]

Bump so more peoploe read the addition :O

[acknowitall]

My side hurts from laughing... xD
I hope you can keep this up... XDD
*Ends up in hospital* XD

[Callypso]

I love it. xDDD I laughed so hard!

[LionessRampant]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I read it to my mom, and we bothed laughed! mooooorrrreeeeeee!

[Saradomy]

I laugh hard! XD I'm gonna keep in touch with this thread.. >.<
Mooree pwease.. and yah I +rep you =P

[angelwolf]

Hmm, I guess we have to do more Satie D:

[SeventhMagpie]

We should find someone good at drawing so we can have lil illustrations for each scene xD

[Sam_Tyler]

Curse the Thong, it has no place in this world!

[angelwolf]

Again, Saturne and I uncover the mysterious soap of the Outspark office. Here is the second scene of the first episode.

The Outspark Soap

Episode 1: Scene II


<Opening Scene: It is morning, the game masters, customer service representatives, testers, and everyone else is slowly beginning another wonderful day at the workplace>

Dakkon: <walking in> Man thong does not like Mondays…
SKiNG: <sighs> You’re late Dakkon.
Dakkon: Man thong does not know who this “Dakkon” is.
SKiNG: <sighs> Well whatever. “Man thong” don’t make a habit of it.

<Dakkon gets on the computer and begins his day.>

Snakeeyes: <Hits his head on his desk> Why are people stupid?
Silkypico: Because they forgot their brains somewhere else.
Dakkon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Snakeyes and Silkypico: <startled> What’s wrong!?
Dakkon: Man thong has received 400 new messages on the forums. Man thong does NOT approve!
Frank: Better you than me.
Joker: Oh by the way <hands Dakkon a few sheets of paper> These are some of the problems and people that were put in jail over the weekend.
Dakkon: Give those to Snakeeyes; he has nothing else better to do.
<Joker hands over the paper to Snakeeyes.>
Snakeeyes: <glaring> Thanks Dakkon, means a lot to me.
Dakkon: <responding to the messages he has received> Man thong is grateful the reptile has accepted the gift.
<Snakeeyes grumbles and gets to work.>

<Frank comes in a few hours later with a happy look on his face.>
Frank: It’s lunch time! The boss is taking us out!
Dakkon: <gets off the computer right away> Man thong is ready for the food!
Snakeeyes: <still typing on the computer> I’ll be there in a minute.
Silkypico: <typing too> Me too.

[EriAeris]

Thong does not approve? LOL!

he doesn't have any clothes to shiver in! lol!

[brokenoblim]

lol XD good work!

[RannyLK]

We should find someone good at drawing so we can have lil illustrations for each scene xD


omg please tell me they all have a fiesta character? XD it's as good as done if there's reffies <3!!!

[UzumakiW]

"Man thong is grateful the reptile has accepted the gift."

Haha, these kinds of lines always make me laugh XD.

I can keep reading these over and over, and they'll always make me laugh XD. Great job on these.

[WendaBoogy]

lol, I hope 'man thong' reads that so he'll see this and MESSAGE ME ;3; <3

[GM_Dakkon]

Hugs Wenda

[WendaBoogy]

Dakkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon , why are you always so mean to snake? xD

[Ange3l]

...
i love you D:
...


and why is it that all the cool stuff seems to be started by teva :O
i'm a little jealous :(

[angelwolf]

Cause Teva rules =3

[ixlei]

^daym right! :)

i love how Dakkon talks and refers to himself as 'the thong'... ROFL!

[firewizard]

More Plx Xd

[SeventhMagpie]

Not all the cool stuff is started by Teva, the cinderella thing was cool and thats not Teva :O

[RockSea]

Good job guys, very entertaining. ;)

[sh4d0wkid]

LOL, wth D: I 100% believe it all I bet tahts how Dakkon speaks D:

[IcarusFlewTooHigh]

The goddess Teva dresses like a maid from a harem anime. Maybe that has something to do with it.

*ponders*

[Ange3l]

;] okay someone tell me what this cinderella thing is :O or i'll just use the search function... i'll go to the search function

you guys are awesome ;] keep writing <3

[SeventhMagpie]

Go use the search function :P I'm not eligable to explain.

[angelwolf]

Outspark Soap
Episode 1 Scene III

<Opening Scene: It is the best day of the year, the time of the year everyone is everyone’s enemy. And so the day begins with the celebrities of Fiesta and Secret of Solstice.>

Snakeeyes: <Slowly sneaking into work> Good morning everyone.
Dakkon: <puts a hand on Snakeeyes’s shoulder from behind> Why hello there young reptile, what a pleasant day it is today. Do you not agree with Man thong?
Snakeeyes: <Surprised by Dakkon, but sighs and whispers> It’s going to be a long day…

<Both go to their seats and the glorious day begins.>

SKiNG: Dakkon, you are going to be working Fiesta all by yourself today. I’m letting everyone else leave early.
Dakkon: <mouth drops and doesn’t look happy> Man thong does not approve of you doing this. Man thong needs more support! Man thong doesn’t want to be alone on such a special day like this!
SKiNG: I know you take great pride in this day, but I fear for the safety of the rest of the people in this office. So, have a good day Dakkon!

<Everyone but Dakkon leaves the office>

Dakkon: Man thong doesn’t need people here! NO! Man thong can do it by himself.

<Dakkon works by himself in the office for two hours. When Hal walks in.>

Dakkon: Hal! What are you doing here?!
Hal: <grabbing a notebook> Just forgot this, have fun Dakkon! <begins to leave.>
Dakkon: No! Wait Hal!! Man thong would like some company for a few minutes. Everyone left me.
Hal: <shifts uneasily> I’m sorry man, but I have to go. Since the boss let us off early, I promised my girlfriend I would spend time with her.
Dakkon: <frowns> Oh, okay…

<Hal leaves the office and goes down a couple of blocks where it seems everyone else is sitting and chatting.>

Silkypico: Is he crying?
SKiNG: Was he still alive?
Hal: Nah, he was lonely though. When are we going to do this?
Murdock: Soon, no worries.

<The group of people talk to each other. In the mean time, Dakkon is still in the office alone.>

Dakkon: <sighs> This day is now useless. Man thong was planning a long time to make this day interesting, but now…it’s just a boring day.

<An hour later, Dakkon hears a knock on the door.>

Voice: Pizza!
Dakkon: <puzzled> Hang on.

<As the door opens, Dakkon sees everyone else at the door with a couple of boxes of pizza.>

Everyone: APIRL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dakkon: Man thong does not like the fact that man thong could not trick anyone today, but was tricked himself. Man thong thinks though, you did a good job tricking him.
SKiNG: <chuckles> As a peace offering, here is some pizza and you can have an hour off work.
Dakkon: Man thong will accept.

<Another day comes to an end with the Outspark crew. A special day indeed it was.>

SKiNG: <jumps> WHO IS GOOD WITH COMPUTERS?!
Joker: Um, that would be you...

<SKiNG is seen clicking his left mouse button and on his screen nothing is happening. Finally after two hundred plus clicks, there is a black screen that at the top in tiny white text says “End of Slide”>

SKiNG: Who did this?!

<Everyone is silent.>

Joker: Well you left Dakkon in here by himself for a couple of hours. I’m sure he did it to get back at you.

<The sound of Dakkon’s laughter is heard in the distant.>

[Callypso]

LOL. Oh man.. I needed that. xD

[SeventhMagpie]

Grats to Synie for another epic scene :P
It made me LOL.

[UzumakiW]

Haha, that was good! XD Dakkon is always full of mischief :p.

[campire931]

I like Gm Dakkon's parts the most :D its so funny rofl

[sh4d0wkid]

LOL that was funny xD

[KateeHellen]

Soo... in the end Man Thong have last laught:D
And the lesson is "Never leave Man Thong alone" :D

[campire931]

LOL so this is my attempt to illustrate the happenings of the fiesta office: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh41/Campire/Picture.jpg:D:D:D:D:D

[SeventhMagpie]

LOL that picture is so epic!
It made me nearly fall off my chair xD
-is still giggling-

[campire931]

glad u like it it took me all of like ten minutes

[campire931]

heres another i did on paint, its kinda stupid: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh41/Campire/paintismean.jpg

[angelwolf]

LOL The pictures are awesome. They are silly. I wonder when Dakkie became so skinny. Must be on a diet.

[SeventhMagpie]

For all we know he could be the size of santa... that in a man thong.... ewwwwww.

Love the pictures though :)

[campire931]

i dont know wat any of the GMs look like i was just winggin it, i dont think i know any other GM's besides the ones in the soap...

[SeventhMagpie]

I loved it all the same :D

[campire931]

i hope the GMs don't kill me lmao

[angelwolf]

The GMs robably find the pictures amusing

[Sheya89]

I keep laughing everytime I read these and the pictures were funny also ^^.

[campire931]

thnx all, and i hope the GMs do O_o

[EriAeris]

Hilarious :)

[Rachel96]

on.
<Another day comes to an end with the Outspark crew. A special day indeed it was.>

SKiNG: <jumps> WHO IS GOOD WITH COMPUTERS?!
Joker: Um, that would be you...

<SKiNG is seen clicking his left mouse button and on his screen nothing is happening. Finally after two hundred plus clicks, there is a black screen that at the top in tiny white text says “End of Slide”>

SKiNG: Who did this?!

<Everyone is silent.>

Joker: Well you left Dakkon in here by himself for a couple of hours. I’m sure he did it to get back at you.

<The sound of Dakkon’s laughter is heard in the distant.>

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

[SeventhMagpie]

The Outspark Soap
Episode One: Scene Four

<It's a normal day in the Outspark Office and all are present apart from Dakkon>

SnakeEyes: Must... keep... typing...
SKiNG: Must... keep... working...
Silkypico: Must... stop... thinking... about... walmart...
Joker: Must... keep... calm... WHY DO THESE NOOBS NOT GET ANYTHING!

SnakeEyes: Joker, hush!
SKiNG: Do you know what we all need?
Joker: (Lift's head from desk) What?
SKiNG: A good old game of hide and seek! I'll count! 1...2...3...

<A few minutes have passed>

SKiNG: 98... 99... 100! Ready or not here I come!
Joker: (Hiding under the desk) Haha whatta Joke. (Slaps hands over his mouth)
SnakeEyes: (From Behind the door) EPIC FAIL!
SKiNG: You mean, I counted to one hundred just to find you two goons in the most obvious hiding places?
SnakeEyes: Yesssssh.
SKiNG: Ah well, FOUND YOU! Okay Joker can count.
Joker: Wait, where's silky?

<They frantically search the office looking in bin's, under newspapers, cans of beer until>

SnakeEyes: Silky!

<Silkypico walks out of a wardrobe on the far corner of the room, wearing a fur coat and with snow all over his girlhair>

Silkypico: Erm... guys... I think I found narnia.
SnakeEyes: O___O



-TO BE CONTINUED-
Yesh I know it's a bit lame but my brain hurts >.<
I'll make it better later :P

[campire931]

lol still funny but wat happened to dakkon? >.<

[Rachel96]

[CENTER]
Joker: Wait, where's silky?

<They frantically search the office looking in bin's, under newspapers, cans of beer until>

SnakeEyes: Silky!

<Silkypico walks out of a wardrobe on the far corner of the room, wearing a fur coat and with snow all over his girlhair>

Silkypico: Erm... guys... I think I found narnia.
SnakeEyes:O___O[/LEFT]


OMG LAWLZ!
Silky went to Narnia!

[TheCentrix]

Lol @ Dakkon talking in third person

[ilovepink]

that was so funny , really ! made me crack up u should really do more and more uve got a talent ;D
Unlike me xD

[UzumakiW]

Haha, another good one XD. Great job on this XD!

[T3h_SyN]

OMG, this stuff is Hilarious XD keep em coming...

[angelwolf]

woo woo we do more we do more :o

[Erbian]

ZOMG why Did I took this long to read them xDDD

ZOMG I WAS LAUGhing ALOT!!!

xDDDDDD

this is my +rep for you guys and lmao !!!


@.@ awww I wish serric was there too lmao xDDD

plus I can see that the gms were surprised by this

[acary]

XD Tis very very clever, even as my self being a (talented?) writer, I must say... *obvious pain as tries to pronouce words* I.... A-a-am-u-uh.... F-aaaan ><!..... *thumbs up* keep it coming :D

[acary]

Wait.... i thought Dakkon loved MAN THONG MONDAYS!!!!!!!

[SeventhMagpie]

Guy's i'm making a new thread where I will display all of these posts so please let this one die.
It's gonna be one where you can submit your own 'scenes!' so any bidding comedy writers check there!

[Kitsune020]

lol man thong does NOT approve of this