I have a few questions...

[Liala]

This is very important...

In an epic battle between a Baboon with wings and a Kangaroo with horns, who would win?


When the zombie invasion comes, what would you do to survive, or would you just give in and become a zombie?


What is the best fruit and why?


and finally...

If a train leaves philidelphia at 3 pm, heading east at 85mph, and squirrel drops an acorn on the train tracks, what is your favorite sandwich?

[Soulfrit]

Kangaroo easily, One broke my nose, they own.

I would either get someplace high and become John Rambo..but if I'm a zombie do I get health benefits?

Mango f.t.w

Ham,cheese,tomato,eggplant,salsa sandwhich.

[lenore_lurks]

Such vital questions, I must answer them! :O

Kangaroo. No doubt about it. Those things will kill you, even without horns.

Would it be a satisifying life, being a zombie? idk... prolly not. In which case I would move to an underground bunker in Antarctica and eat the world's food supplies until I pop.

Oranges. They just are.

turkey sub.

[ljkabookie]

yeah i also go for the kangaroo ... maybe its an aussie thing lol as we are all saying kangaroo.

it would be on like donkey kong, id take them all down just like sean of the dead. (not sure if the spelling is right)

Apples, cause they just are, no real reason but most fruits are gross.

chicken and cheese toasted/ham, chicken and cheese toasted ^^ i hope the acorn doesn't knock the train off the tracks tho and i don't get to finish my sandwich.

[ola_swirl]

Obviously, Kangaroo with horns would win.

NO ZOMBIES! D<
I want an alien invasion!
I would turn an alien, if they let me :3


Cherry. Cause they are yummy =D


and finally...

Pepperoni Pizza.

[versiee]

ohhh u know u gotta go with the kanga.. T_T that thing is vicious. lmfao.

hmm to be a zombie or not.. shooot i think id rather be a zombie lmfao that way people get to experience some IRL "house of the dead" LOL. bang bang and shoot to the head. xD

fruit.. id have to go with strawberry's :D

anddddddd u know u gotta have a smexy ham & cheezers ;P

[UzumakiW]

Kangaroo. I would be a little freaked out if I got too close to one without horns x.x

Only need two things in a zombie invasion, a kitana and a couple friends with guns. Going on a zombie slaughter :p. I'd also need a bit of background music too, maybe something on the grindcore or death metal side, like Zombie Ritual or even some trash metal like The Piass. :D

Pineapple. Hard to beat the taste of a freshly cut pineapple.

Hmm...probably a good ol' Philly Cheese Steak :D.

[Liala]

no love for the wingged baboon! Poor Baboo :(

[Takimi]

This is very important...

In an epic battle between a Baboon with wings and a Kangaroo with horns, who would win?


When the zombie invasion comes, what would you do to survive, or would you just give in and become a zombie?


What is the best fruit and why?


and finally...

If a train leaves philidelphia at 3 pm, heading east at 85mph, and squirrel drops an acorn on the train tracks, what is your favorite sandwich?

Kangaroo, because the sum of hopping and horn madness pwns eating flies and molting.

Survive. A big axe to chop off zombie heads; plenty of bazookas, a big furnace to burn zombie bodies and a gas mask with oxygen so I don't pass out from the fumes. Oh, and ditto Uzu, wither Apocalyptica in the background or Skillet.

Strawberries. Sensual seductive pieces of heavenly sweetness in the form of juicy red plump natural gifts from god.

Well, the train's velocity isn't hampered by said acorn, so the direct result from the ending quotient of dividing the factors of train's velocity by the aforementioned acorn, I'd have to say that the most obvious answer is a PBJ.

[master_maxin]

I'd vote for the Baboon D: Kangaroo would be all rawr pwnage, but since the Baboon can fly, it can just chillaxizzle up in the air and throw stuff (possibly BOMBS) at the horned Kangaroo. o_O PLUS Kangaroos are pwnage because of their mad kicking skills, thus horns wouldn't give them any advantage D: (wereas baboons throw stuff all the time >.< namely feces, so the air assault is a big advantage)


I'd become a zombie :D because fighting back takes a bunch of effort, and then you could do whatever you want, and if you get yelled at you're all, shutup, im a zombie i do what I want >=O!

Bananas \o.o/ ... or strawberries. If theres chocolate combined, definately strawberries, homg <3 soda wise though, Melon soda in Japan is the #1 awesomist drink ever~. This question is too hard for me D:


Because the train is full of sandwhich meat, its going to hit the acorn, do 95 flips in the air, spilling all its sandwhich stuff, and making me a hugeeeeee salami cheese mayo and potatoe bread sandwhich <3 (yes , i said its full of sandwhich meat, but its a magic train that had condiments and cheese and bread too D: , and also that described sandwhich being my favorite)

[MissusDolly]

Kangaroo of course. .___. Flame says she wants one as a pet lol...

I wouldn't want to be a Zombie. D< Who wants to think about brains all the time? I don't know what I'd do. D= Probably hide? =.=

Blueberries, nu... strawberries. D= Watermelon. =.= No.. um.. I can't choose. I like most fruits. ;o;

Bologna plain. =.= Um... Dolly is a plain person. Though if the train flips because of the acorn I might just go with a Roast beef & Ham. D= Again plain.... because I um... am =.=

[ILiKePieLoRDoFKNiVeS]

*necroing this thread cuz i missed it*

of course it would be the kangaroo, cuz the ones with horns are gods that can jump like 40 bajillion files into the air and shoot walnuts out of their bellybuttons, thus eliminating the baboons advantage of flight and throwing.

I would need a knife, good backround music (prolly famous last words by My Chemical Romance (for the action parts), Scars by papa roach(for when my friends join teh zombies), and What ive done by linkin park for when i win the battle aginst the zombies but have to kill my friends in the process), and a good slo-mo camera to watch the action when the sun is up and to sell it when i win and save the world.
after that, i will start a WEARWOLF infestation and do the same thing tat i did with teh zombies.

well, if it is truely a acorn, not a walnut, and the train is going exactly 85, not 86 or 84, then the answer is a grilled pizza sandwitch. but if ANY of those variables are off, then its a completly different story..

wow that took me less than 2 minuits to think of that and type it...