View Full Version : A word to the lamest villian, Alastor
Deviot_Aviot
08-12-2008, 04:50 AM
Hey, Alastor...i've been studying your movements for awhile...and it turns out to be something like this...
xx January 2008, Xen
Alastor attacked ess
xx Febuary 2008, Xen
Alastor attacked ess
xx March 2008
Alastor attacked ess
xx March 2008
Alastor attacked ess
xx April 2008
Alastor attacked ess...again
xx April 2008
Alastor attacked ess...again
xx May 2008
Alastor attacked ess...yet again
xx June 2008
Alastor attacked ess....yet again
A few months later....
xx August 2008
Alastor attacked ess...
xx August 2008
Alastor...***?! Do something else for once!!!
What kind of lame dictator would just sit around spending his time idly attacking towns which would not have any lasting effects whatsoever and forgotten 2 hours later?
C'mon Alastor. You can do better than that!!
Zeltar
08-12-2008, 05:20 AM
I agree, his attack strategy is not that origional, and his commentary and laugh isn't very evil at all (nothing compared to my soothing evil voice that puts people to sleep).
Alastor, I compliment you on your recent attacks, slightly more worthy than the previous one. Dragons are a little tougher, so takes a little effort to AOE them all. Though dragons are better than a dull city full of high HP biskers that are chicken and run away all the time(what's the point of fighting mobs that are too chicken to fight?). on the other side it's also good for lower lvl mobs for the low lvl people to fight(low lvls also deserve a bit of fun).
I understand that city spawns are great as people don't lose exp in game, brychild has a lot of newbs, so it's not nice to enter a new game for the first time as a lvl1 xenain only to find 500 dragons breathing down your neck, and the other cities are harder to get to for low lvls (though in a way you could spawn some super tough mobs in Jot that even the lvl 110+ will be scaredof, and not worry about lower lvls being pawned, while spawning some poyos in Bry, and some mid-lvl mobs in Eir etc).
Maybe he could cast some evil spells over the land of xen, and we’d need to unite to do some tricky tasks to overcome it.
Or maybe some more sinister plans, Alastor is supposed to be a big evil mastermind, I’m sure he can think up more intriguing ways of practicing the evil dominance than simply throwing a few mobs art essene.
And why is it that it is always Alastor attacking us? He’s been pestering the land of xen long enough, our armies are ready, let’s get the heroes of xen together and bring the fight to his doorstep, find his lair and strike at the hart of the problem. Let me know where he lives and I’ll be there to assassinate him.
We are not scared of you Alastor! Show us what you’ve got! Come out of hiding and fight like a man!
On a side note, it would be fun duel with GM's, not the PvP where they deal 5000 dmg, have 50,000hp, with maxed out GM stats and uuber equipment, but where they have a equal character, within 5 lvls (as the duel rules indicate, duel rules also say 100 pot limit etc), and have ordinary equipment (max +6/6ap, and nothing that ordinary players can't get). then we would be able to actually test our playing skills against the GM's playing skills. see which one is the better player (not simply 1-hit Pwnd by an invincible god). A fair 1v1 battle with even leveled/skilled/equipment characters would be a lot of fun!
I challenge any Gm to a duel IF they have their character re-made to be the same as an ordinary character of equal level, equipment(you must let us inspect to check) and with no special GM powers.
Are any GM’s up for the challenge?
thrakx
08-12-2008, 05:39 AM
well i mean there ARE more people in Essene all the time. Strategy isnt his strong point though, unless hes lulling you into a dismissing him as a threat, in which case it seems to have worked splendidly. I bet we havent seen the last of him though.
Necronomicron
08-12-2008, 06:03 AM
y dont he drop perm items in jot Dx
CyroMega
08-12-2008, 06:09 AM
cuz milve nub is there Dx
BellaAnimorum
08-12-2008, 08:16 AM
Ala-bore is a classic example of a puppet leader.
He OBVIOUSLY has no tactical military knowledge, he prides himself on battles he constantly loses, and is prone to laughing manically just moments before running away in shame! o_O
I think there must be a driving force behind him. (A worthy villain, if you would)
Some kind of evil mastermind who is pulling the strings, carefully planning out some sort of grand scheme, etc etc...
At least, I hope Alastor isn't our true enemy (lest the target of our enmity is his unending idiocy)
MarvHartigan
08-12-2008, 09:41 AM
maybe a curse in a city would be good, with mob spawns like in a regular map, say for a week, or something, or like one week long event kinda the great adventure, so, till the event is finished and the city free it'll have random spawns o.o
I dotn know if this was already suggested, I'm not intending to steal someone else's idea o:
Adios!
tankofinsanity
08-12-2008, 09:55 AM
The blacksmith is Alastor in disguise D=
Farashimisanoob
08-12-2008, 09:56 AM
in b4 he attacks ess again.
stefito780
08-12-2008, 10:20 AM
That reminds me of my first visit to Essene. At that time monsters were attacking the city and they killed me o.O. I was a noob and i thought that Essene was some kind of battle field... i was scared to visit it again lol.
Necronomicron
08-12-2008, 10:20 AM
cuz milve nub is there Dx
*slaps* T_T
BloodLimit
08-12-2008, 12:59 PM
The question is.. What would happen if those monsters that he spawns in Essene aren't killed? Will he take over that city or something? We should leave those monsters there just to see what would happen later..
In my previous game, when a city was invaded the attacked city was completely taken over by an evil force, leaving every player outside of the town until they figure a way to take it back.. the longer the city was left like that the stronger (sealed) mobs (Aka more than one boss) started to appear instead constructing their own lifestyle in the city until they have completely established their power. And since everyone was a noob sort-of it ended up like that leading everyone to level up and move to another city until they get stronger to get that city back, suprisingly the last boss was the evil force himself but he always managed to escape (His teleport was an aoe explosion that pwnd everyone >_>).
Zeltar
08-12-2008, 01:20 PM
the thing is we are guaranteed victory. we can re-spawn as many times as we like. and we have some tough people (including several 100+). so even if we only killonemonster at a time, we will be able to keep respawning indefinutly, while the mobs are only spawned a set number of times by the GM. so we always eventually bring them down, even if we die a few times in the process.
idea would be if a hell gate opened up in Eir, and for a weekend mobs would automatically spawn every minute for a period of a weekend. I don't think we could lose essene for a period(all the newbs there), but losing Eir or Cv to alastor for a week or so is quite feasable. also when this would happen of course the teleporter would flee, so we couldent teleport there, and would have to walk there. if we kill the mobs we would keepthe numbers down, but if we leave it it would get overrun over time. so we would need to have constant guards there to stop it getting out of hand. i don't know if that would work, but something like that could be tried.
or maybe something different, alastor should think out of the box!
MarvHartigan
08-12-2008, 01:52 PM
idea would be if a hell gate opened up in Eir, and for a weekend mobs would automatically spawn every minute for a period of a weekend. I don't think we could lose essene for a period(all the newbs there), but losing Eir or Cv to alastor for a week or so is quite feasable. also when this would happen of course the teleporter would flee, so we couldent teleport there, and would have to walk there. if we kill the mobs we would keepthe numbers down, but if we leave it it would get overrun over time. so we would need to have constant guards there to stop it getting out of hand. i don't know if that would work, but something like that could be tried.
or maybe something different, alastor should think out of the box!
eeerrrr.... that's what I suggested xDDD but I like the idea of the esporter running away...
And yeah, we cant think for u Alastor, at least not me, I'm with the good guys =D
Adios!
Convent
08-12-2008, 03:49 PM
Alastor is fun to pwn and all but it's too easy. And he really isn't evil at all. The laugh doesn't make the evil, the intention does. He's pretty much out there to make something for the players if anything. I want to see a really evil person shout disgusting ways to torture people and summon grotesque monsters...and use his GM powers to make you lose 7% every time you die. And taunt you with fake xens. And clone himself and stand by all the respawn areas to kill people over and over again. And just be a general jerk.
.__.;
Well, within reason. ^^;
Zeltar
08-12-2008, 04:01 PM
eeerrrr.... that's what I suggested xDDD but I like the idea of the esporter running away...
And yeah, we cant think for u Alastor, at least not me, I'm with the good guys =D
Adios!
You're right, we can't think for Alastor, i guess it's up to him to come up with the evil schemes.
Alastor is fun to pwn and all but it's too easy. And he really isn't evil at all. The laugh doesn't make the evil, the intention does. He's pretty much out there to make something for the players if anything. I want to see a really evil person shout disgusting ways to torture people and summon grotesque monsters...and use his GM powers to make you lose 7% every time you die. And taunt you with fake xens. And clone himself and stand by all the respawn areas to kill people over and over again. And just be a general jerk.
.__.;
Well, within reason. ^^;
Hmm, Trente seems to be onto something.
SilverTitan
08-12-2008, 04:23 PM
what if they opened up alastor's lair and he curses xen reducing exp by 50% until we beat him sending him back to lost bryn with marian.
or wat if marian isnt really dead and disguised adeline as the marian we killed and disguised herself as adeline plotting an ebil plan O.o
or wat if alastor killed adeline taking over xen which causes corruption and making everywhere a pvp zone and we then overthrow him and elect a ruler amongst us who gains a few GM-like powers =O
Deviot_Aviot
08-12-2008, 04:59 PM
D:...Noooooo!!
Marian is Dead?!
tankofinsanity
08-12-2008, 05:35 PM
Marian has been revived in one of the mighty trek
catry
08-12-2008, 07:28 PM
Yeah, apparently Alastor finally figured out you need insignias of life to use Revival...obviously his last attack on Essene was nothing more than a ruse to sneak into the item and store and buy some >.>;;
thrakx
08-12-2008, 08:02 PM
Yeah, apparently Alastor finally figured out you need insignias of life to use Revival...obviously his last attack on Essene was nothing more than a ruse to sneak into the item and store and buy some >.>;;
once again pointing to the use of SOME tactical knowledge
Deviot_Aviot
08-12-2008, 08:05 PM
Yeah, apparently Alastor finally figured out you need insignias of life to use Revival...obviously his last attack on Essene was nothing more than a ruse to sneak into the item and store and buy some >.>;;
xDDD lmao...catry
hm...but why weren't we told about the Death and Revival of marian at all? D:
there must be some kiond of thread about the progress of storyline in sos...
who killed marian?
how was she revived?
how did alastor react?
I feel that its kind of bad that they only focuses those storyline progresses on certain time zones...more like "oh, you're not there? well, the storyline isn't for you to know then..." what about a thread held by one of the GMs to observe storyline progress in sos?
thrakx
08-12-2008, 08:10 PM
xDDD lmao...catry
hm...but why weren't we told about the Death and Revival of marian at all? D:
there must be some kiond of thread about the progress of storyline in sos...
who killed marian?
how was she revived?
how did alastor react?
I feel that its kind of bad that they only focuses those storyline progresses on certain time zones...more like "oh, you're not there? well, the storyline isn't for you to know then..." what about a thread held by one of the GMs to observe storyline progress in sos?
Motion seconded and im off to work.
Nights_Fang
08-13-2008, 12:52 AM
xDDD lmao...catry
hm...but why weren't we told about the Death and Revival of marian at all? D:
there must be some kiond of thread about the progress of storyline in sos...
who killed marian?
how was she revived?
how did alastor react?
I feel that its kind of bad that they only focuses those storyline progresses on certain time zones...more like "oh, you're not there? well, the storyline isn't for you to know then..." what about a thread held by one of the GMs to observe storyline progress in sos?
Thirded and I'm off to lunch.
BTW Catry your post was hilarious. I can never look at the random Essene spawns the same way ever again.
Black-Phoenix
08-13-2008, 02:01 PM
Scheduled Attacks FTW!
I think after his wife died he is emotionally destroyed.
*hugs poor poor Alastor*
BellaAnimorum
08-13-2008, 02:17 PM
Scheduled Attacks FTW!
I think after his wife died he is emotionally destroyed.
*hugs poor poor Alastor*
He must be, since he was -sort of- nice during the Leap of Faith event.
(I mean he didn't outright SAY he was going to kill us, nor did he say anything malicious to us as we waited for the Leap... <_<)
Emotionally destroyed... heh, yeah that's got to be it. xDD
WhiteTiger_024
08-13-2008, 08:26 PM
*sigh* soooo true *nods head*
Nights_Fang
08-13-2008, 11:21 PM
Aw Poor Alastor. *pats head*
Here have some milk and cookies.
Fujimocchan
08-13-2008, 11:32 PM
Alastor is sooooo coooool
Zeltar
08-14-2008, 12:17 AM
let's start a fundraising, trying to gather some money for a good psychiatrist for Alastor.
I wonder how much a psychiatrist would cost? I am willing to throw in some kron to help Alastor get over his childhood issues.
Are there any psychiatrists out there up for the job?
Convent
08-14-2008, 06:45 AM
"So...how does that make you feel?"
*raises hand* :D
xDD jkjklol (oh my lord I didn't just use "jk" D: )
Nights_Fang
08-14-2008, 10:56 AM
let's start a fundraising, trying to gather some money for a good psychiatrist for Alastor.
I wonder how much a psychiatrist would cost? I am willing to throw in some kron to help Alastor get over his childhood issues.
Are there any psychiatrists out there up for the job?
I vote we hire Aratos to be Alastor's Shrink. I mean if he/she/it/whatever can see into the future, I don't see how they would have any difficulty looking into Alastor's mind and helping him.
I still think that all Alastor needs are milk and cookies. He seems like the type of kid who went "Evil Villian" because he was deprived of it. *is shot*
Deviot_Aviot
08-16-2008, 01:42 AM
maybe we need a full-time alastor...as in someone actually making Alastor their main
Trashknight
08-16-2008, 05:05 AM
*Still routes for when Alastor puts his plan into work that involves disabling SC-equipment and lv 66+ equipments effects before invading the country.*
I want to see this plan getting pulled, Alastor.
(Give lv 66+ equipment Xenianstats until the event is over. XD)
Nights_Fang
08-16-2008, 09:23 AM
^ Epic!LOLZ Major outcry if that happens. Though it'll be fun as hell. Hm.. its not a bad idea actually. Makes things kinda challenging. But I can't see that coming from Alastor. He's somewhat of a goody-goody villian.
Down with Alastor! I vote for Aratos and the Blacksmith being the new Dark Lords of Xen!
They're definitely the most evil ones in game >.>
Deviot_Aviot
08-16-2008, 11:26 PM
^ ***? what complains you have against the red eyes, red haired oracle? T.T
*Adores Aratos*
Nights_Fang
08-16-2008, 11:54 PM
She gives me bad buffs anytime I take a Prophecy Frag to her T_T And she always tells me to visit the SC store. (Free player)
In short she's evil
BloodLimit
08-17-2008, 03:02 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/jgmy6e.jpg
Look who i found the other day! :O
Deviot_Aviot
08-18-2008, 07:41 AM
rofl, i bet he made there his hide out and spam shouts from there (like rikan) >.>